Post: #76

Greek Kamaki would be my first choice, then Little Dark.

Post: #77

Samseau and Roosh. That's the two guys I would like to have beers with and plus the guys I met during the meetup out in my neck of the woods. I don't remember their forum names.

Post: #78

(04-08-2016 01:00 PM)Aquiles_Baesta_Parada Wrote:  I have a man crush on Cr33pin
There, I said it!

Post: #79

Cr33pin because I'm sure that guy can drink like a crazy person.

Merenguero because he seemed like a cool cat and was in DC the same time I was, even though I didn't meet the guy.

Suits, because I need a place to crash whenever I visit China

RioNomad because I need a lifting partner who actually has a clue.

Post: #80

(04-08-2016 08:58 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  

(04-08-2016 07:18 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  If you search for "fecal accidents," you will find it.

I'm going in. Pray for my soul.



Two minutes later...

Relevant quote, in case anyone is interested:

(10-12-2012 11:40 PM)gds555 Wrote:  

(10-12-2012 11:35 PM)Soma Wrote:  How far do you want to go on this topic?

Hopefully not to the point where I become a Roosh V Forum joke or pariah, or get banned.

Ooops, you're a punch line.

Post: #81

(04-08-2016 10:04 PM)Sidney Crosby Wrote:  Greek Kamaki would be my first choice

He will seduce you with gifts and promises of shopping sprees.

Post: #82

(04-08-2016 11:33 PM)Suits Wrote:  Relevant quote, in case anyone is interested:

(10-12-2012 11:40 PM)gds555 Wrote:  

(10-12-2012 11:35 PM)Soma Wrote:  How far do you want to go on this topic?

Hopefully not to the point where I become a Roosh V Forum joke or pariah, or get banned.

Ooops, you're a punch line.

A quick search of this lead me to the following thread:
Lifetime post-toilet-training fecal accident count

Which then lead me to this thread:
How Many Times Have YOU Sucked Dick?

Absolutely fascinating and entertaining vintage RVF material, especially when one ex-member gives a candid account of his cock sucking experience.

Quote:I do have to say that, if you're the sort of person who's a connoisseur of novel experiences, you could do a lot worse than sucking dick. It really has a unique quality. A dick is just about the rubberiest, bounciest thing you're ever likely to put in your mouth, way more so than, say, a hot dog.

I'm not sure why I found this so funny. It's quite well written, but completely out of place in this forum. It gave me a laugh anyway.

Post: #83

I want to meet El Fisto Lizard Pilot.

Edit: Nevermind. I have found a gif of Fisto.

I see the irony in the name now.

Post: #84

Even though he is banned - greek kamaki - but I would need to bring a translator to fully understand his magical use of words.

(04-08-2016 10:04 PM)Sidney Crosby Wrote:  Greek Kamaki would be my first choice, then Little Dark.

Just saw this after my post - great minds think alike - maybe we can split the cost of the translator.

Post: #85

(04-09-2016 12:56 AM)samsamsam Wrote:  Even though he is banned - greek kamaki - but I would need to bring a translator to fully understand his magical use of words.

(04-08-2016 10:04 PM)Sidney Crosby Wrote:  Greek Kamaki would be my first choice, then Little Dark.

Just saw this after my post - great minds think alike - maybe we can split the cost of the translator.

This is my image of Greek Kamaki, except he'd be younger and with a twenty ish p4p slut on the bed

Post: #86

(04-09-2016 12:56 AM)samsamsam Wrote:  Even though he is banned - greek kamaki - but I would need to bring a translator to fully understand his magical use of words.

(04-08-2016 10:04 PM)Sidney Crosby Wrote:  Greek Kamaki would be my first choice, then Little Dark.

Just saw this after my post - great minds think alike - maybe we can split the cost of the translator.

You'll probably be able to split the cost of the whores, too.

Post: #87

^ Which can apparently be had for the cost of a sandwich in Greece now.

Post: #88

(04-09-2016 01:10 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(04-09-2016 12:56 AM)samsamsam Wrote:  Even though he is banned - greek kamaki - but I would need to bring a translator to fully understand his magical use of words.

(04-08-2016 10:04 PM)Sidney Crosby Wrote:  Greek Kamaki would be my first choice, then Little Dark.

Just saw this after my post - great minds think alike - maybe we can split the cost of the translator.

You'll probably be able to split the cost of the whores, too.

Post: #89

(04-09-2016 12:22 AM)Horus Wrote:  Absolutely fascinating and entertaining vintage RVF material, especially when one ex-member gives a candid account of his cock sucking experience.

Didn't you notice the Cocksucker Confessor was The Fecal Accidents guy?

I'm guessing he 'accidentally' sat on a fist or two.

Post: #90

(04-09-2016 12:22 AM)Horus Wrote:  A quick search of this lead me to the following thread:
Lifetime post-toilet-training fecal accident count

Which then lead me to this thread:
How Many Times Have YOU Sucked Dick?

Absolutely fascinating and entertaining vintage RVF material, especially when one ex-member gives a candid account of his cock sucking experience.

Quote:I do have to say that, if you're the sort of person who's a connoisseur of novel experiences, you could do a lot worse than sucking dick. It really has a unique quality. A dick is just about the rubberiest, bounciest thing you're ever likely to put in your mouth, way more so than, say, a hot dog.

I'm not sure why I found this so funny. It's quite well written, but completely out of place in this forum. It gave me a laugh anyway.

Hilarious threads, worth a read even though I've seen them before.

Whenever I click links to old threads I seem to fall down the rabbit hole, following other links and other references

Post: #91

Handsome Creepy Eel. I picture the night going a little something like this:

Post: #92

I would say:
Jariel for game
NASA Test Pilot for life
mikeymike for fitness

Post: #93

(04-08-2016 05:25 PM)2Wycked Wrote:  Handsome Cr33py Eel (but only because he's liked every post I've ever written)

   

Post: #94

I'm going to throw out Icarus. Primarily because he hasn't been mentioned and when I first started lurking the forum he was one the first members I remember who's posts I read that first made me think "Holy shit...there's some really smart motherfuckers on this here RV forum"

There's been many since but you always remember your first

Post: #95

El Motherfucking-Mechanico!

Runner ups:
Roosh, thegmanifesto, Merenguero, and WIA

Post: #96

The GK jokes aside, there are probably at least 50 guys I would like to meet.

And about 100 trolls also.

Post: #97

(04-09-2016 03:59 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  The GK jokes aside, there are probably at least 50 guys I would like to meet.

And about 100 trolls also.

At least 95 of those trolls are probably Dash Global, Deb Auchery, Special Ed, and Libertarian Booty Hunter accounts.

Post: #98

Kaotic. No, wait...Beyond Borders...or maybe Suits. Or Roosh. Or MikeCF.

actually I'm switching it to 2Wycked

...and Comte de St. Germain.

Also rudebwoy and Moma.

Post: #99

(04-09-2016 04:01 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  

(04-09-2016 03:59 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  The GK jokes aside, there are probably at least 50 guys I would like to meet.

And about 100 trolls also.

At least 95 of those trolls are probably Dash Global, Deb Auchery, Special Ed, and Libertarian Booty Hunter accounts.

That should save me a lot of time then!

Post: #100

(04-09-2016 05:30 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  

(04-09-2016 04:01 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  

(04-09-2016 03:59 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  The GK jokes aside, there are probably at least 50 guys I would like to meet.

And about 100 trolls also.

At least 95 of those trolls are probably Dash Global, Deb Auchery, Special Ed, and Libertarian Booty Hunter accounts.

That should save me a lot of time then!

If you were to meet those four guys, assuming that they are four different guys, you will have met the vast majority of RVF trolls right there.