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There is an Indiegogo campaign to make pussy beer of a Czech model by a company called The Order of Yoni.

YouTube link:
http://youtu.be/mmpO2ToLswc

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Post: #2

The fucking thirst......

Post: #3

Um. Gross...

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Indiegogo link:

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/first...instinct#/

Post: #5

The thirst is literal!

Post: #6

Yeast jokes in 3...2...1...

Post: #7

Is this also the source of the brewing yeast?

Edit: CP beat me to it. I thought I was being clever.

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Not by much, my jocular friend

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Post: #11

This will complement Three Penis Wine quite nicely in the marketplace.

Post: #12

I get the feeling this is an elaborate prank. I can't imagine even the most desperate, thirstiest guys I've ever met wanting to drink this.

Not to mention the ton of legal hassles related to health issues they'll most likely face.

There are many subtle clues (and a couple of obvious ones) that this isn't a real thing. One being they changed the name of the model slightly, her name according to her model mayhem page is Jitka Brendlova. That doesn't mean too much, but the fact that the pussy beer company uses a couple of photoshopped images taken from easily found photos of her. All they did was insert a beer bottle....into the picture.

Here's her model mayhem gallery: http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/755451/0

I guess they're just getting in early for April Fool's Day.

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Yeah it could very well be a prank, now that I look at the video again with those eyes. The corny porno background music might be a giveaway huh. If so, I was fooled and they deserve a, um, toast.

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If this is meant seriously is it decadence or thirstiness?

I know that my country is famous for cheap chicks who do anything in porn for low money, but this is above my level of abstraction thinking how can this be even thought of.

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Can't wait for Travesty's thoughts on this.

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April 1st isn't here yet is it?

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And the comments are disabled.

This is what we've come to, females selling vagina beer to thirsty men who would buy it.

I remember a woman making yogurt with her vagina also.

This is absolute insanity and I don't think this is a joke.

Or its a platform for this model to get gigs.

Either way if I ever got my hand on a bottle I'd shower bitches on the club with it like the slut whisperer.

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http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/03/30/P...459340879/

Quote:WARSAW, Poland, March 30 (UPI) -- A Poland-based company is crowdfunding to raise money for its latest venture: beer brewed using lactic acid bacteria from the vagina of a Czech model.

Warsaw-based The Order of Yoni -- "Yoni" being a Sanskrit word for "vagina" -- is seeking to raise about $170,000 with an IndieGoGo campaign for Bottled Instinct, a beer brewed using lactic acid bacteria collected from the vagina of Alexandra Brendlova.

"We have discovered a process of transmission of her essence of her femininity, her instincts by isolation of lactic acid bacteria from her vagina," the company says in a YouTube video promoting the campaign. "Our laboratory isolates and multiplies the bacteria in a safe way."

The company uses hyper-sexualized language to describe the end product.

"Imagine a woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion... Try her taste, feel her smell, hear her voice... Imagine her massaging you passionately and whispering into your ear everything you want. Now free your fantasies and imagine that with a magic wand you can close it in one bottle of beer," the IndiGoGo page reads.

The Order of Yoni says the initial run of beers would include sour ales, lambics, flanders ales and sour stouts.

Each bottle of beer will be stamped with Brendlova's name as well as "the date of the collection of her vaginal swab."

"By using Yoni bacteria in the process, the beers contain femininity and woman's instincts," the company says.

The beers do not, however, feature the taste or odor of a vagina, the brewers say.

The company says their future plans include brewing other types of beers using bacteria harvested from other woman, as well as other products incorporating said bacteria including kefirs and yogurts.

The campaign had raised $12.47 of its $169,989.75 goal after six days Wednesday, with 25 days of fundraising remaining.

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Would drink.

I'm a freak and sexual degenerate who loves to experiment.

Planning on putting sour cream and Gummy bears on my girls ass crack and eating it later tonight.

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(04-08-2016 10:25 PM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  Would drink.

I'm a freak and sexual degenerate who loves to experiment.

Planning on putting sour cream and Gummy bears on my girls ass and eating it later tonight.

Sour cream and gummy bears together, ew

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^ My bad ... I meant whipped cream.

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Well, another reason I don't drink beer.

Post: #24

The thirst is real....

Post: #25

Dupe I think.