Post: #51

Reviving this thread to bring you this important message:

Number of girls I've banged from online dating who let me cum on their faces: all of them. Usually on the first go-round, as well. Not just the young ones either, but "girls" in their late 30s also.

If you haven't tried that scene perhaps that's something to give motivation. I've decided I'm going to continue this experiment with every girl I meet from online every time until one says no!

Post: #52

(07-24-2015 06:38 PM)Kamikaze Wrote:  Happiness equals reality minus expectations.

Kamikaze, you are a poet sir.

My current FWB I have not done it yet. She's just not that good at BJs and hasn't been able to make me cum that way and I like cumming in her way too much to pull out. Not to mention that I'm a little scared of Kamikaze's nightmare scenario.

Getting old sucks. When it's my time to go, I want to take a bottle of those cum pills and blast a load all over some nubile young RN's face, the force of my mighty load draining the last life force from my frail elderly body.

So, yeah, team facial here.

Post: #53

Girls like to fake innoncene when in reality most girls are cum guzzling sperm tigers. Every girl I've been with, except for maybe one or two liked it on the face. Not many ladies no matter how classy they are will deny herself the joy of a good facial.

Post: #54

I feel like my mission's not complete until I cum on the girl's face. There have been 2 - 3 girls I never gave a facial to and it still bugs me a bit.

A facial is like laying permanent claim to territory.

Swallowing and cumming inside are also pretty final markers that you've been there, but nothing screams dominant like planting your essence all over a girl's most valuable asset - her face. I could see the girl years later and still feel that sense of dominance.

Post: #55

This thread reminds me of the first time I blasted on one of my girlfriends face, I had never done this shit before so my initial thought was, "how is this going to play out?"

So I'm almost done with the deed, I pull out and blast a huge load on her face, she loves it and starts moaning all over the place. Apparently however one of the shots went fully inside of her eye and it looked like I had punched her while simultaneously giving her pink eye... she started crying a few seconds later.

What a great day.

Post: #56

I think it only became a thing in the 2000s due to porn. I remember accidentally doing it to a gf back in the 90s, she wasn't pleased and I didn't see it as particularly hot.

Post: #57

Once, I placed a girl on her knees as I was about to cum and just as it was happening she ducked. The website "no cum dodging allowed" comes to mind. So I aimed downwards and most of it got on her stomach. I told her to cup it up and wipe it all over her face which she did.

They all love it. Its natures purest art form. A beautiful disaster.

Post: #58

This is only something i "discovered" in the past year and I love doing it to girls and they love it too.
I did this just the other night with a new notch. Was banging her but pulled out, told her to get on her knees and suck me and then came all over her face and in her hair, then wiped my dick on her face. They love it.

Post: #59

Funny how you get the urge to apologise after, or run to grab a tissue.

Let it remain.

Post: #60

I did it a few times but I find it counterproductive. If it goes in the hair, it is a mess. If it goes in the eyes, it makes them burn and stay red for a while. Even with medical drops (naphazoline) my girlfriend's eyes took more than an hour to recover.

To be dominant, I prefer to put her on her knees and ask her open her mouth. I grab her from the hair while I stroke with y other hand (for strange reason I can't cum if she's the one stroking it in that specific occasion).
I say dirty things and when she swallows, says "thank you daddy". She's properly trained. I can't complain.

It's clean and contraceptive.

Post: #61

(03-09-2016 10:55 PM)RawGod Wrote:  I think it only became a thing in the 2000s due to porn. I remember accidentally doing it to a gf back in the 90s, she wasn't pleased and I didn't see it as particularly hot.

This has to be the case.

Post: #62

Last time I pulled this stunt she didnt like it and told me "thats not how you treat a girl thats been to university!" lol

Post: #63

(03-10-2016 04:25 PM)RatInTheWoods Wrote:  Last time I pulled this stunt she didnt like it and told me "thats not how you treat a girl thats been to university!" lol

University!
What did you do when you heard that, I burst out laughing just reading it, I can only imagine her face if you did the same...

Post: #64

I say double your fun.
If you find the right angle, you can cum in her mouth and on her face at the same time. Push deep towards her throat, then cum and make her choke.
Won't harm her eyes, won't ruin her hair, clears her nose, it really is the best and most responsible solution with respect to her well-being.
And just as much fun at the same time! What's not to like about it?
She's just going to love you that much more for it.

Post: #65

I've developed a theory on this in the last year or so of being single. With SNLs, especially from the internet, I now always cum on them. I'll usually stop short of blasting it all in their face and get most of it on the chest, but never inside.
Cumming inside the girl (into a condom or otherwise) is more intimate, and something reserved for ongoing girls. Letting it go inside gives her more power/control (esp. if you're not wearing a condom and she gets knocked up)- which has fortunately not happened.
When you shoot it on them, it's less personal.
And from a practical standpoint, it makes it more difficult for them to leave when you may want a round two.

Post: #66

My favorite thread in the entire forum. I am adding it my signature.

Post: #67

(03-09-2016 10:55 PM)RawGod Wrote:  I think it only became a thing in the 2000s due to porn. I remember accidentally doing it to a gf back in the 90s, she wasn't pleased and I didn't see it as particularly hot.

Back in the 80's when you had to rent the VCR as well as the video tape, a bunch of us rented a porno and were watching it. This guy was banging this chick, and she kept saying "You'd better not cum on my face!", again and again.

When he was close, he got up and had her start sucking it. Again, she kept saying he'd better not cum on her face.

Then he jazzed all over her face, and she was hopping mad!! "Nobody cums on my face! Nobody!"

So, anyway, it goes back at least to the beginnings of porn. Frankly, I suspect the cavemen did it too.

Post: #68

You guys are lucky. When I try and do that to ugly faced bitches, my urge to cum disappears. Sad life.

Post: #69

(03-11-2016 11:03 AM)fugly1000 Wrote:  When I try and do that to ugly faced bitches, my urge to cum disappears.

Then why fuck ugly faced bitches in the first place?

Post: #70

(03-11-2016 12:25 PM)jbo Wrote:  

(03-11-2016 11:03 AM)fugly1000 Wrote:  When I try and do that to ugly faced bitches, my urge to cum disappears.

Then why fuck ugly faced bitches in the first place?

Post: #71

(03-11-2016 12:25 PM)jbo Wrote:  

(03-11-2016 11:03 AM)fugly1000 Wrote:  When I try and do that to ugly faced bitches, my urge to cum disappears.

Then why fuck ugly faced bitches in the first place?

Maybe it has to do with his username?

Post: #72

I did this in the morning today with my girlfriend and I good technique to use so it doesn't get in her eyes or up her nose is to turn her head sideways and cum on her cheek. This way if she makes a stupid face (like she's about to be punched in the face) you won't notice.

Post: #73

Unless my meat puppet is in her hand and she wants to do to herself.... I don't.

Otherwise it means I just got through fucking her and then at the best moment, the money shot I'm just jacking off.

My shank likes jizzing fully enveloped in a hot wet female meat wrapping. It can be her mouth, her ass, her hooha hole or even her hand.

But my own hand? ..no thanks.

Post: #74

(03-10-2016 09:37 AM)churros Wrote:  Let it remain.

Post: #75

Yeah it seems like a bit of a waste to jerk off after fucking, because that's basically what you're doing. Might as well just watch porn then.