Post: #101

Veloce has a point. I like talking about the weather with women because usually if they're interested in it, and are thin, they don't necessarily live indoors binge-watching Netflix 24/7 and stand a chance to live somewhat interesting lives.

Post: #102

"At least you tried"

Fuck off, I don't need your sympathy. I learned what I needed to, bettered myself and moved on to my next plan for world domination.

"You can't give it a 100%, you've gotta give it a 120%"

Where'd your learn your math? If you have an extra 20% you can pull outta your ass you weren't giving a 100% anyway, you're an idiot that can't do basic math that gave 80%.

"Money, girls, muscles, pretty much anything important isn't everything in life"

Don't tell me this unless your rich, pulling dimes, jacked, etc cause honestly, what do you know about it?

"This time it's different...really...no, like seriously"

Die. If you can't put in the minimal effort to explain why or how, I'm not putting in the effort to believe you.

"I think I'm going to die without her/him in my life"

No bitch, you're not. You lived x odd years without him/her, nothing in the laws of the universe state that your existence suddenly became dependent on the geographical proximity to said person.

"Dude, you know working out too much can lead to injury"

Noooo, don't talk to me about my body until you've lifted something heavier than a double cheeseburger.

"You know what they say..."

Who's they?! I ain't listening to you so I definitely ain't listening to the imaginary people in your head.

"A man should never hit a woman"

False, men and women shouldn't hit each other BUT you kill someone in my family? Try to stab me? Try to hurt my hypothetical child? I don't care if you got a dick or not, I'm laying the smack down.

Sorry guys I got carried away before I realized half the shit I wrote doesn't even have to do with losers. Well guess it's shit I hate to hear. Sorry if I derailed a bit.

Post: #103

(08-21-2014 05:47 PM)eradicator Wrote:  

(08-21-2014 05:02 PM)Cunnilinguist Wrote:  "Why would you buy $100 jeans when you can get them at Target for $20?"

or marshalls or ross for $10. or goodwill for $5.

I actually agree with this... But I am cheap. Go figure.

My experience have been that the jeans you buy for $5-$10 don't match the sexiness of those of $100. Granted, I'm a "very" cheap person too. But recently have switched to wearing "La Coste" and "Levis" because their clothes fits me much better and are very attractive.

The ROI is huge. You can spend $200 on a bottle of Vodka in a night club trying to attract pussy. Or spend $200 on a Jacket that will serve you for 2-3 years and increase your value both to women and to friends.

That being said, don't spend more than you can afford because it adds up.

Post: #104

"You can't say that!"

Yes, you can say anything if you're willing to deal with the consequences. Safe language is for people who do not want to pay attention to the context that words are used in.

Post: #105

(12-22-2015 12:48 PM)Bear Hands Wrote:  "You can't say that!"

Stock reply- 'I just did.'

Post: #106

Quote:"I need my 8 hours of sleep." Fuck off with your sleep. Tortises sleep.

I dunno about that one...I think if you want to lift heavy shit you need to get your sleep.

Post: #107

One of the defining characteristics of the confirmed and lifelong loser, is the ability to turn any defeat in life, no matter how humiliating, into a victory.

Saturday Night Live covered this in 1995.

Chris Elliott fails to get a job.

David Spade gets put in the friendzone.

Molly Shannon gets a poem rejected.

And John Goodman receives a piece of junk mail.

This is how they interpret it:

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/v...ers/n10684

Post: #108

(08-19-2014 10:46 PM)nek Wrote:  1) " I'm a multi-tasker". No, you do a bunch of things in a shitty fashion, can't focus, and change tasks when one of them gets tough

Agree totally. I really can't stand this one, especially since it's spoken as some kind of point of pride. Women often get smug about being better multi-taskers than me. Ok, so? If eating a cheeseburger while doing your nails and talking on the phone is some kind of epic achievement, maybe multitasking is a worthwhile skill. But the reality is the cure for cancer will not be found while multitasking.

I've out up with too many meetings, both in person and teleconferenced, where the person at the other end is so obviously knee deep in their iPhones they can't focus on what the hell the subject at hand is. To actually brag about this "skill" is insane.

Post: #109

"As soon as... then I'll be able to...."

Post: #110

(12-10-2015 01:42 PM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:  "There are two sides to every story." Sometimes there is only one side.

Maybe not every story. But lately with every news story involving a "cop versus black suspect" incident followed by the usual black lives matter protest, I found myself saying this one a lot - there really are two sides to those stories.

(12-10-2015 01:42 PM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:  "I see myself as spiritual but not religious." Said by lazy fucks who don't want to submit to anything.

Very true and usually said by females.

I'll add one more:

People who defend decision makers they like, but who fuck up by saying, for example:

"The president reluctantly agreed to...."

Oh really? Well so what if it was reluctant? He still did it, and was the one with the power to say yes or no and this time he fucked up. His alleged reluctance during the act doesn't change the part about fucking up.

Post: #111

Never work out.... "I just wasn't meant to be athletic"

"I'm going to _______ " never ever do any of the shit they say they're going to do. Don't they notice the pattern that EVERYONE ELSE sees???

Post: #112

"It is what it is"

Might be my least favorite phrase in the English language. Even if it's true in some cases, it adds absolutely zero value to any conversation.

Post: #113

"It's not fair."

Post: #114

"That's rude"

No honey, it's just the truth.

Post: #115

(12-23-2015 12:03 PM)RDF Wrote:  "It is what it is"

Might be my least favorite phrase in the English language. Even if it's true in some cases, it adds absolutely zero value to any conversation.

Yeah, it's usually said in a defeatist manner, too.

Post: #116

(12-23-2015 12:03 PM)RDF Wrote:  "It is what it is"

Might be my least favorite phrase in the English language. Even if it's true in some cases, it adds absolutely zero value to any conversation.

Yeah, for some reason, I saw this and thought of Doug from House of Lies: "Yeah, she tricked me into marrying her, pulled the goalie during sex without telling me so she could get pregnant, left me and took all of my things, destroyed my collectibles, and emptied our joint bank account. Now I don't know where she is, but several purchases of Astroglide have shown up on the statements of our joint credit card account, and she's using it to get stuffed by a surfing instructor 10 years her junior, but you know, it is what it is."

Post: #117

"I'll raise him like my own."

Post: #118

"Check your privilege" and "We're all winners" or some variation of it.

Post: #119

"I'm bored"

When people say this to me, I immediately walk away... Or, I tell them that being bored is a reflection of their own boring mind.

If they text me.. I send them this link:

Quotes on Boredom

“When people are bored, it is primarily with their own selves that they are bored.”
― Eric Hoffer

“I am never bored; to be bored is an insult to one's self.”
― Jules Renard

“Boredom is a pleasing antidote for fear”
― Daphne du Maurier, Rebecca

Your true traveller finds boredom rather agreeable than painful. It is the symbol of his liberty - his excessive freedom. He accepts his boredom, when it comes, not merely philosophically, but almost with pleasure.
-Aldous Huxley

Boredom is the root of all evil - the despairing refusal to be oneself.
-Soren Kierkegaard

“I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored.”
― Louis C.K.

“Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?”
― Friedrich Nietzsche

That's right,' she told the girls. 'You are bored. And I'm going to let you in on a little secret about life. You think it's boring now? Well, it only gets more boring. The sooner you learn it's on you to make life interesting, the better off you'll be.”
― Maria Semple, Where'd You Go, Bernadette

“He had been bored, that's all, bored like most people. Hence he had made himself out of whole cloth a life full of complications and drama. Something must happen - and that explains most human commitments. Something must happen, even loveless slavery, even war or death. Hurray then for funerals!”
― Albert Camus, The Fall

I despise boredom.

Post: #120

(12-29-2015 01:02 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  "I'm bored"

When people say this to me, I immediately walk away... Or, I tell them that being bored is a reflection of their own boring mind.

Thought i was the only one, there is always something to do

Post: #121

"My son is my best friend."

Post: #122

Any man who gives excuses.

In life you can have Results or Excuses - not both.

Post: #123

(12-29-2015 01:02 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  "I'm bored"

When people say this to me, I immediately walk away... Or, I tell them that being bored is a reflection of their own boring mind.

If they text me.. I send them this link:

Quotes on Boredom

“When people are bored, it is primarily with their own selves that they are bored.”
― Eric Hoffer

“I am never bored; to be bored is an insult to one's self.”
― Jules Renard

“Boredom is a pleasing antidote for fear”
― Daphne du Maurier, Rebecca

Your true traveller finds boredom rather agreeable than painful. It is the symbol of his liberty - his excessive freedom. He accepts his boredom, when it comes, not merely philosophically, but almost with pleasure.
-Aldous Huxley

Boredom is the root of all evil - the despairing refusal to be oneself.
-Soren Kierkegaard

“I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored.”
― Louis C.K.

“Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?”
― Friedrich Nietzsche

That's right,' she told the girls. 'You are bored. And I'm going to let you in on a little secret about life. You think it's boring now? Well, it only gets more boring. The sooner you learn it's on you to make life interesting, the better off you'll be.”
― Maria Semple, Where'd You Go, Bernadette

“He had been bored, that's all, bored like most people. Hence he had made himself out of whole cloth a life full of complications and drama. Something must happen - and that explains most human commitments. Something must happen, even loveless slavery, even war or death. Hurray then for funerals!”
― Albert Camus, The Fall

I despise boredom.

Check out this dialogue from the fantastic movie Naked:

"Was I bored? No, I wasn't fuckin' bored. I'm never bored. That's the trouble with everybody - you're all so bored. You've had nature explained to you and you're bored with it, you've had the living body explained to you and you're bored with it, you've had the universe explained to you and you're bored with it, so now you want cheap thrills and, like, plenty of them, and it doesn't matter how tawdry or vacuous they are as long as it's new as long as it's new as long as it flashes and fuckin' bleeps in forty fuckin' different colors. So whatever else you can say about me, I'm not fuckin' bored."

Post: #124

"I didn't have time."

Post: #125

"What team do you support?"

"Your tie and handkerchief don't match."

Almost any reply beginning with "But..."

Almost any complaint about rich people. (Sign of envy.)

Almost any complaint about poor people. (Sign of insecurity.)