Post: #1

Attempted long story short:

Myself and the girl in question are both young (very early 20's, very late teen). Work at a Deli in a supermarket. No need to worry about losing job if it gets messy, and I'm not going to be there for too much longer anyway.

Now I'm next to clueless at reading women. But this girl is extra confusing. When we're serving customers close to each other, she tends to move around very close to me (i.e. if she needs to get to the other side of me, she will brush against my back/ass slightly on her way around). Hell, sometimes when I'm using the scales and she is waiting, she'll have her boob right up against my arm but she'll be looking away.

So all that seems obviously like an IOI. BUT much of her other behavior doesn't back it up, and she seems like a relatively flirty girl so whether its just me or everyone, I'm not sure.

If anyone has experienced something similar-ish before and has advice, or if anyone has advice for subtle stuff I can do to figure this out, that would be great.

Disclaimer: Yes, this is a bit oneitis-y, but what ya gonna do.

Post: #2

What is the other behavior that "doesn't back it up"? Does anyone else work at the deli, if so does she put her boob against their arms also?

Post: #3

You both work in a deli, the answer is obvious. Give her the salami!

Post: #4

I vote for the salami as well.

Post: #5

Quote:Dear Diary,

The cute boy at the deli is really pissing me off. He flirts with me a little but then when I rub up against him or brush by his ass he won't flirt with me and he still hasn't asked me to hang out. I'm starting to wonder if he's gay because I've been resting my boobs on his arm when he's using the scale and he doesn't move away but he also doesn't make a move.

Maybe I should just let that tattooed guy in the stock room fuck me. He keeps giving me the eyes and at first I didn't like it, but he lifted his shirt up the other day and I saw he has a six pack that looked yummy. I'm so fucking horny.

Just talk about frozen yogurt or coffee or some activity that you could then tell her, "hey when we're done let's go do xxx"







And then give her the salami.

Post: #6

Another vote for salami here. Talk up some bar/restaurant nearby and then be shocked and appalled if she's never been there and tell her that she just has to try it with you.

Also tell her to add you on snapchat so she'll no longer miss out on your hilarious snapchat stories.

Post: #7

OP

Aneroid Ocean just laid it all out for you. All that "accidental" touching is anything but accidental. If you're waiting for her to say "I like you, please fuck me"...it's never going happen....but she is telling you

Your pee pee goes in her pussy hole. It's happened that way billions of times, every day, and for tens of thousands of years. Don't over think it...just go for it.

Invite her for coffee, yogurt, or anything else.

What's the worst than can happen?

Answer: Not getting that pussy which is exactly what you are already getting

Post: #8

Cheers for the advice (and the laughs). Makes me realize why I enjoy reading this forum.

I will attempt to give her the salami!

(11-10-2015 09:07 AM)fiveminrule Wrote:  What is the other behavior that "doesn't back it up"? Does anyone else work at the deli, if so does she put her boob against their arms also?

Best way to describe it would be to say its like hot and cold. Sometimes its like how I've described, sometimes she doesn't pay much attention to me. But as I said in my original post, I'm clueless at reading girls.

(11-11-2015 06:11 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  OP

Aneroid Ocean just laid it all out for you. All that "accidental" touching is anything but accidental. If you're waiting for her to say "I like you, please fuck me"...it's never going happen....but she is telling you

I checked with another female co-worker, and she said the whole boob-touch-thing was anything but accidental too.

(11-10-2015 09:53 PM)brob Wrote:  Also tell her to add you on snapchat so she'll no longer miss out on your hilarious snapchat stories.

I'm of the mind that snapchat is for teenage girls XD

I'm getting a new-old car in a couple days, so was thinking about "bla-bla new car bla-bla should come for a ride bla-bla". Might try the restaurant/yoghurt (yes that's how its spelt in Oz) thing.

I'll update the thread when I've attempted to dock the salami.

Post: #9

(11-12-2015 08:08 AM)Aussie_Thinker Wrote:  I'm of the mind that snapchat is for teenage girls XD

I'm getting a new-old car in a couple days, so was thinking about "bla-bla new car bla-bla should come for a ride bla-bla". Might try the restaurant/yoghurt (yes that's how its spelt in Oz) thing.

I'll update the thread when I've attempted to dock the salami.

Give her the salami AND the yoghurt.

I'm laughing my ass off right now. I really want to put the yoghurt on a girl right now.