Post: #76

(08-26-2015 05:47 PM)realologist Wrote:  Wish granted. Your phone battery is dead and you don't have a charger.

I wish I had my own tropical island full of natural resources.

Wish granted. Except you're stranded on it. Hope you read Robinson Crusoe.

I wish that I could convince fatties to get "LANDWHALE" tattooed across their forehead.

Post: #77

I wish to know the original content of the first post of the 'delete' thread.

Post: #78

(08-26-2015 06:40 PM)Andreas Wrote:  I wish to know the original content of the first post of the 'delete' thread.

Delete

Post: #79

(08-26-2015 05:44 PM)Mr Finish Wrote:  Wish granted, he's alive but not in office.

I wish I could forever have unprotected sex and not get stds

Wish granted but every time you have sex the girl gets pregnant with twins.

I wish I could fly

Post: #80

(08-26-2015 06:55 PM)realologist Wrote:  Wish granted but every time you have sex the girl gets pregnant with twins.

I wish I could fly

Wish granted but you have no control of your motion once in flight.



I wish I owned 100 acres of land in the Rockies.

Post: #81

Wish granted. Unfortunately, it's the 100 acres that form the pinnacles of every mountain in the entire range.

Quote:I wish JFK was alive today.

Granted. You can even hear him banging on the inside of his coffin lid.

I wish I was the President of the United States.

Post: #82

(08-26-2015 08:38 PM)Paracelsus Wrote:  Wish granted. Unfortunately, it's the 100 acres that form the pinnacles of every mountain in the entire range.

Quote:I wish JFK was alive today.

Granted. You can even hear him banging on the inside of his coffin lid.

I wish I was the President of the United States.

Granted, but you get assassinated and Trump is your VP.

I wish being fat was a deportable offense.

Post: #83

(08-26-2015 08:38 PM)Paracelsus Wrote:  Wish granted. Unfortunately, it's the 100 acres that form the pinnacles of every mountain in the entire range.

Quote:I wish JFK was alive today.

Granted. You can even hear him banging on the inside of his coffin lid.

I wish I was the President of the United States.

Wish granted. You were president of the united states. You were Abraham Lincoln.

I wish I to be able to play the electric guitar like Jeff Beck.

Post: #84

Me when this thread started:



Me 4 pages in (especially with Paracelsus's Challenger reply):


I had my doubts, but this thread is definitely going in the direction PolymathGuru hoped for.

Post: #85

(08-26-2015 09:00 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  I wish I to be able to play the electric guitar like Jeff Beck.

Wish granted, only I misunderstood you and now you're playing a guitar that LOOKS like Jeff Beck.


I wish I could wheelie my motorcycle like Graham Jarvis.

Post: #86

Quote:I wish I could wheelie my motorcycle like Graham Jarvis.

Granted. Graham Jarvis of Shitpile, North Dakota, is 84 years old, amputated most of the fingers on his left hand some years ago, and does not have a driver's licence.

I wish I owned a bar.

Post: #87

Granted. It's a bar gayer than AIDS with a Village People cover band seven nights a week.

I wish my student loans were waived.

Post: #88

(08-27-2015 01:09 AM)wi30 Wrote:  Granted. It's a bar gayer than AIDS with a Village People cover band seven nights a week.

I wish my student loans were waived.

Wish granted, but your degree gets waived as well.

I wish I could acquire naked photographs of any girl I desired.

Post: #89

(08-27-2015 02:39 AM)big poppa Wrote:  Wish granted, but your degree gets waived as well.

I wish I could acquire naked photographs of any girl I desired.

Granted, but the police have your IP address and CCTV footage of you sitting at your computer downloading the pictures as they come through.

I wish I could get 8 tens on rotation.

Post: #90

(08-27-2015 02:45 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  Granted, but the police have your IP address and CCTV footage of you sitting at your computer downloading the pictures as they come through.

I wish I could get 8 tens on rotation.

Wish granted but you have a ladyboy fetish and they're all thai ladyboys.

I wish I could speak every language

Post: #91

(08-27-2015 03:34 AM)yellowfever Wrote:  

(08-27-2015 02:45 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  Granted, but the police have your IP address and CCTV footage of you sitting at your computer downloading the pictures as they come through.

I wish I could get 8 tens on rotation.

Wish granted but you have a ladyboy fetish and they're all thai ladyboys.

I wish I could speak every language

Done, but nobody can understand a word you mumble.
I wish I had x-ray vision. (was this already done?)

Post: #92

Wish granted but is super strong xray vision that makes you see through everything.

I wish I had a wallet I could never lose that had unlimited amounts of currency in whatever denomination I want.

And that is also designed really cool.

Post: #93

(08-27-2015 04:23 AM)Fisto Wrote:  Wish granted but is super strong xray vision that makes you see through everything.

I wish I had a wallet I could never lose that had unlimited amounts of currency in whatever denomination I want.

And that is also designed really cool.

Wish granted. But this wallet will be stuck to your hip all the time. You have to shower, sleep and fuck whilst it is there.

I wish I could see into the future.

Post: #94

(08-27-2015 04:31 AM)Pride male Wrote:  Wish granted. But this wallet will be stuck to your hip all the time. You have to shower, sleep and fuck whilst it is there.

I wish I could see into the future.

Granted. You can see into the future with perfect accuracy, but nobody believes you and you've got a vagina to boot.

I wish a UFO landed on the White House lawn.

Post: #95

(08-27-2015 04:36 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  I wish a UFO landed on the White House lawn.

Granted, but it's piloted by Lindy West and an army of fat, mutant feminists that overthrow the US government.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted at unlimited quantities with no ill effects on my health.

Post: #96

Wish granted. They declare Obama president for life and protect him with their advanced technology and weaponry.

I wish I could see PolymathGuru's face after seeing this thread be successful after such a rocky beginning.

Post: #97

(08-27-2015 05:43 AM)realologist Wrote:  Wish granted. They declare Obama president for life and protect him with their advanced technology and weaponry.

I wish I could see PolymathGuru's face after seeing this thread be successful after such a rocky beginning.

Granted. PolymathGuru is really Lindy West with an extra 800 pounds of lard. That image is burned like a cow brand in your brain.

I wish I wouldn't keep mixing up PolymathGuru with Polymath & realize they're two different members.

Post: #98

(08-27-2015 05:59 AM)Frank Rook Wrote:  Granted. PolymathGuru is really Lindy West with an extra 800 pounds of lard. That image is burned like a cow brand in your brain.

I wish I wouldn't keep mixing up PolymathGuru with Polymath & realize they're two different members.

Wish granted. You are given special permanent contacts that allows you to not mix up forum names. However, you do end up mixing up hot women with 800lb land whales.

I wish I was an elite athlete that could outperform a person in any realm of athletic performance.

Post: #99

(08-27-2015 08:20 AM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  

(08-27-2015 05:59 AM)Frank Rook Wrote:  Granted. PolymathGuru is really Lindy West with an extra 800 pounds of lard. That image is burned like a cow brand in your brain.

I wish I wouldn't keep mixing up PolymathGuru with Polymath & realize they're two different members.

Wish granted. You are given special permanent contacts that allows you to not mix up forum names. However, you do end up mixing up hot women with 800lb land whales.

I wish I was an elite athlete that could outperform a person in any realm of athletic performance.

Wish granted but you are now a horse that is used at a ranch for a kiddie ride.

I wish Donald Trump revealed himself as the Nigerian Prince that really became rich through his Internet scam and not real estate.

Post: #100

Wish granted. Prince Donaldo Trump is still elected President. Loots America.

I wish I could read every womans mind like Mel Gibson in What Women Want.