Post: #51

(08-26-2015 08:40 AM)zombiejimmorrison Wrote:  

(08-26-2015 07:36 AM)Pride male Wrote:  I wish I had learned game when I was still 16.

Wish granted but you're a chubby chaser.

I wish I wasn't a zombie anymore.

Granted, but it means you're Jim Morrison at an age where his dick doesn't work anymore.

I wish I had some spam right now.

Post: #52

(08-26-2015 09:00 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  Granted, but it means you're Jim Morrison at an age where his dick doesn't work anymore.

I wish I had some spam right now.

Wish Granted, but you get spam in the form of email from fat ugly SJW.

I wish I had a death star.

Post: #53

(08-26-2015 09:53 AM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  Wish Granted, but you get spam in the form of email from fat ugly SJW.

I wish I had a death star.

Wish granted but that's what giving a blowjob to Caitlyn Jenner is called.

I wish my life was a constant vacation.

Post: #54

(08-26-2015 11:48 AM)Aphex Wrote:  Wish granted but that's what giving a blowjob to Caitlyn Jenner is called.

I wish my life was a constant vacation.

Wish granted but you have to spend it all in Toronto.

I wish I was the leader of the international fat-shaming movement.

Post: #55

(08-26-2015 11:53 AM)Hardy Daytona Wrote:  

(08-26-2015 11:48 AM)Aphex Wrote:  Wish granted but that's what giving a blowjob to Caitlyn Jenner is called.

I wish my life was a constant vacation.

Wish granted but you have to spend it all in Toronto.

I wish I was the leader of the international fat-shaming movement.

Wish Granted. As the leader of the movement all the fatties realize it's grade A asshole game and they all swarm you to get a piece.


I wish I was invincible.

Post: #56

(08-26-2015 12:00 PM)Snowplow Wrote:  I wish I was invincible.

Granted, but you have to spend eternity locked in a room with invincible fatties.

I wish there were no fatties.

Post: #57

(08-26-2015 12:10 PM)RIslander Wrote:  Granted, but you have to spend eternity locked in a room with invincible fatties.

I wish there were no fatties.

Granted, but they are all underweight SJW warriors with weird piercings and hair and tattoos.

I wish I was a magician.

Post: #58

(08-26-2015 12:31 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  

(08-26-2015 12:10 PM)RIslander Wrote:  Granted, but you have to spend eternity locked in a room with invincible fatties.

I wish there were no fatties.

Granted, but they are all underweight SJW warriors with weird piercings and hair and tattoos.

I wish I was a magician.

Wish granted. You are now a former member named Cardguy. You are forever going to P4P and wish you were never banned.

I wish Cardguy was back actually.

Post: #59

(08-26-2015 12:45 PM)Snowplow Wrote:  

(08-26-2015 12:31 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  

(08-26-2015 12:10 PM)RIslander Wrote:  Granted, but you have to spend eternity locked in a room with invincible fatties.

I wish there were no fatties.

Granted, but they are all underweight SJW warriors with weird piercings and hair and tattoos.

I wish I was a magician.

Wish granted. You are now a former member named Cardguy. You are forever going to P4P and wish you were never banned.

I wish Cardguy was back actually.

Granted, but after a life changing event Cardguy is now a SJW. He haunts the forum telling us to check our privilege.

I wish for a zebra with low miles.

Post: #60

(08-26-2015 12:55 PM)Cronus Wrote:  Granted, but after a life changing event Cardguy is now a SJW. He haunts the forum telling us to check our privilege.

I wish for a zebra with low miles.

Wish granted, but former member POHammer stabs you to death, falsely believing that you stole his beloved Zebra.

I wish I had some ice cream right now.

G

Post: #61

(08-26-2015 01:17 PM)Geomann180 Wrote:  

(08-26-2015 12:55 PM)Cronus Wrote:  Granted, but after a life changing event Cardguy is now a SJW. He haunts the forum telling us to check our privilege.

I wish for a zebra with low miles.

Wish granted, but former member POHammer stabs you to death, falsely believing that you stole his beloved Zebra.

I wish I had some ice cream right now.

G

Granted. But the ice cream you just had is laced with a drug that makes you find land whales & tattooed skanks irresistible. The effects are ...permanent.

I wish I invented a process for transforming land whales back to being attractive again..instantly.

Post: #62

(08-26-2015 01:34 PM)Frank Rook Wrote:  

(08-26-2015 01:17 PM)Geomann180 Wrote:  

(08-26-2015 12:55 PM)Cronus Wrote:  Granted, but after a life changing event Cardguy is now a SJW. He haunts the forum telling us to check our privilege.

I wish for a zebra with low miles.

Wish granted, but former member POHammer stabs you to death, falsely believing that you stole his beloved Zebra.

I wish I had some ice cream right now.

G

Granted. But the ice cream you just had is laced with a drug that makes you find land whales & tattooed skanks irresistible. The effects are ...permanent.

I wish I invented a process for transforming land whales back to being attractive again..instantly.

Granted...but now the land whales have such giant egos that they won't give you the time of day.

I wish America annexed Canada...my life would be so much easier (I also know I am going to regret this wish)

Post: #63

(08-26-2015 01:42 PM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  I wish America annexed Canada...my life would be so much easier (I also know I am going to regret this wish)

Granted. Wait, that already sucks! Is the game over now?

I wish there was free booze on this flight.

Post: #64

(08-26-2015 02:05 PM)RIslander Wrote:  Granted. Wait, that already sucks! Is the game over now?

I wish there was free booze on this flight.

Granted but now you're the pilot, so you're not allowed to drink.

I wish all feminists died tomorrow.

G

Post: #65

(08-26-2015 02:36 PM)Geomann180 Wrote:  

(08-26-2015 02:05 PM)RIslander Wrote:  Granted. Wait, that already sucks! Is the game over now?

I wish there was free booze on this flight.

Granted but now you're the pilot, so you're not allowed to drink.

I wish all feminists died tomorrow.

G

All feminists die but the White Knight Beta movement takes over and they can add a new person to the movement by blowing beta dust on them.

I wish gifs were still useable in wartime rules.

Post: #66

(08-26-2015 02:55 PM)realologist Wrote:  All feminists die but the White Knight Beta movement takes over and they can add a new person to the movement by blowing beta dust on them.

I wish gifs were still useable in wartime rules.

Wish granted but you're only allowed to use one .GIF, choose wisely.

I wish Montreal's Café L'Artiste Affamé was shut down.

Post: #67

(08-26-2015 03:14 PM)kaotic Wrote:  Wish granted but you're only allowed to use one .GIF, choose wisely.

I wish Montreal's Café L'Artiste Affamé was shut down.

Wish granted. But down on his luck cafe owner Jesse Lewin moves in with you permanently.

I wish that I get a dollar for every time someone wishes in this thread.

Post: #68

(08-26-2015 05:09 PM)The Man w/ the Golden Gun Wrote:  

(08-26-2015 03:14 PM)kaotic Wrote:  Wish granted but you're only allowed to use one .GIF, choose wisely.

I wish Montreal's Café L'Artiste Affamé was shut down.

Wish granted. But down on his luck cafe owner Jesse Lewin moves in with you permanently.

I wish that I get a dollar for every time someone wishes in this thread.

Wish granted, but they're out-of-circulation Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish Chicago had Los Angeles-type weather.

Post: #69

(08-26-2015 05:17 PM)Baldwin81 Wrote:  Wish granted, but they're out-of-circulation Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish Chicago had Los Angeles-type weather.

Wish granted. Los Angeles now has shitty cold Chicago-type weather.

I wish I had a beautiful, loyal, sweetheart girlfriend who cheerfully gives me permission to fuck as many other hot girls as I like.

Post: #70

(08-26-2015 05:22 PM)bacan Wrote:  

(08-26-2015 05:17 PM)Baldwin81 Wrote:  Wish granted, but they're out-of-circulation Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish Chicago had Los Angeles-type weather.

Wish granted. Los Angeles now has shitty cold Chicago-type weather.

I wish I had a beautiful, loyal, sweetheart girlfriend who cheerfully gives me permission to fuck as many other hot girls as I like.

Wish granted. Your beautiful 45 year old girlfriend will let you fuck who you please.

I wish I had a 1970 Challenger

Post: #71

(08-26-2015 05:25 PM)Veloce Wrote:  

(08-26-2015 05:22 PM)bacan Wrote:  

(08-26-2015 05:17 PM)Baldwin81 Wrote:  Wish granted, but they're out-of-circulation Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish Chicago had Los Angeles-type weather.

Wish granted. Los Angeles now has shitty cold Chicago-type weather.

I wish I had a beautiful, loyal, sweetheart girlfriend who cheerfully gives me permission to fuck as many other hot girls as I like.

Wish granted. Your beautiful 45 year old girlfriend will let you fuck who you please.

I wish I had a 1970 Challenger

Granted. It's a spaceship built in 1970 that blows up 20 seconds into its first flight.

I wish I had a Ferrari.

Post: #72

(08-26-2015 05:28 PM)Paracelsus Wrote:  

(08-26-2015 05:25 PM)Veloce Wrote:  

(08-26-2015 05:22 PM)bacan Wrote:  

(08-26-2015 05:17 PM)Baldwin81 Wrote:  Wish granted, but they're out-of-circulation Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish Chicago had Los Angeles-type weather.

Wish granted. Los Angeles now has shitty cold Chicago-type weather.

I wish I had a beautiful, loyal, sweetheart girlfriend who cheerfully gives me permission to fuck as many other hot girls as I like.

Wish granted. Your beautiful 45 year old girlfriend will let you fuck who you please.

I wish I had a 1970 Challenger

Granted. It's a spaceship built in 1970 that blows up 20 seconds into its first flight.

I wish I had a Ferrari.

LMFAO !


Wish granted but it's a Italian black prancing horse.

I wish JFK was still alive.

Post: #73

Wish granted, he's alive but not in office.

I wish I could forever have unprotected sex and not get stds

Post: #74

(08-26-2015 05:44 PM)Mr Finish Wrote:  Wish granted, he's alive but not in office.

I wish I had anything I need just a phone call away

Wish granted. Your phone battery is dead and you don't have a charger.

I wish I had my own tropical island full of natural resources.

Post: #75

(08-26-2015 05:28 PM)Paracelsus Wrote:  

(08-26-2015 05:25 PM)Veloce Wrote:  

(08-26-2015 05:22 PM)bacan Wrote:  

(08-26-2015 05:17 PM)Baldwin81 Wrote:  Wish granted, but they're out-of-circulation Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish Chicago had Los Angeles-type weather.

Wish granted. Los Angeles now has shitty cold Chicago-type weather.

I wish I had a beautiful, loyal, sweetheart girlfriend who cheerfully gives me permission to fuck as many other hot girls as I like.

Wish granted. Your beautiful 45 year old girlfriend will let you fuck who you please.

I wish I had a 1970 Challenger

Granted. It's a spaceship built in 1970 that blows up 20 seconds into its first flight.

I wish I had a Ferrari.