Post: #1

Gents: I have noticed an interesting pattern that emerges very naturally, without any prior discussion or agreement, among my fellow player friends, and I have a sneaking suspicion that this may be a much more general phenomenon. Hence my asking here.

First, a quick example: A conversation between two players.

P1: Bro, what did you get up to last night?
P2: Ah, not much - Tiny Dancer came over and cooked dinner for me. You?
P1: Listen to this shit. I was railing Snaggletooth and in flagrante delicto her hand slides between the bed and the wall -- and pulls out a motherfucking pair of black lace panties that Mrs. Baseball had left behind! Fireworks ensued.

***
When I'm talking to a good friend about harem relations, we never seem to use first names or long awkward descriptions ("the 22-year-old hairdresser from Aomori that I met at that beach barbeque, you remember??"). When a chick is let into the harem, very early on a call sign is bestowed on her and that's how she is referred to in subsequent discussions with close player friends.

Usually the call sign is derived from some physical feature of the chick, or her occupation, or a circumstance of the first meeting or first bang. Here are some examples, past and present, that have been used in my circle:

• Stinky Fingers: Fingered banged on the club dance floor the first night; left a definite stank on the digits.
• Flare Crotch: Without warning the period floodgates opened on a buddy's white sheets.
• X-Ray: Chick was a medical technician in the radiology department.
• Swiss Miss: One of my favorites. Half Swiss, Half Japanese. Years later, still get half a chubb thinking about her.
• Ms. Baseball: This is another good one, and demonstrates how they are formed. My best friend had winged me admirably, and I sealed the deal that night. The next afternoon I texted my wing: "Thanks for that. I pitched nine innings!" [my lifetime record for number of loads in one session; granted it was from midnight to noon the next day, but still not too shabby]. A few days later that wing texted about something else, but asked in passing: "So are you planning to see Ms. Baseball again?"
• Mile High: This should be self-explanatory.
• The Anal Queen: Umm, also self-explanatory.
  

Any of you find yourself doing this? If so, what are some of your favorite call signs? (If not, why not? LOL)

Post: #2

In college my friend rented out a spare room to this crazy girl.
one time she had a guy shove the grip end of a golf club up her ass, so we all called her Putt Putt

Post: #3

Growing up me and my closest running mate had nosy moms who would tap the line when we would talk about chicks. So to up the ante we not only developed call signs but a whole 'nother language

We still use it to this day, but as the years have gone by the vernacular has expanded

Samples below:

When you put a girl in your harem, you gave her a "jersey"
Harem management is called coaching
On the occasion that you are forced to cut ties she got put on waivers or you flushed the toilet
We make references to "Curly Q" - refers to a certain chick with a fly hairstyle
Ms Jackson - a single mom
Buffet - shared community girl

List goes on...

Post: #4

Yep, last two were;
Skunk head for the distinct dye job and Tits McGee who got us thrown out of the hot springs at 8. It's nice to have a cabin though.

Post: #5

Back in college, my buddy was banging a girl who was a complete dead fish in the sack. So we tagged her Grouper Sandwich.

Post: #6

I always nickname my girls:

news=local newscaster
violin=orchestra chick
30=30 year old girl
lil red=5'1" redhead

etc.

Post: #7

Over the years I've made it a point to get fuck buddies accustomed to masculine sounding nicknames to avoid drama.
Last name of Scott, I called her Scottie
First name is Nicole, I called her Nick

This was to avoid drama from other chicks seeing a text or name on my caller ID.

And I also use names like Loca, Superhead, and Vampire.

Lately I've just been nicknaming a few girls Trouble. They think it's cute.

Post: #8

(07-16-2015 12:31 AM)MY DETROIT PLAYAS Wrote:  Growing up me and my closest running mate had nosy moms who would tap the line when we would talk about chicks. So to up the ante we not only developed call signs but a whole 'nother language

We still use it to this day, but as the years have gone by the vernacular has expanded

Samples below:

When you put a girl in your harem, you gave her a "jersey"
Harem management is called coaching
On the occasion that you are forced to cut ties she got put on waivers or you flushed the toilet
We make references to "Curly Q" - refers to a certain chick with a fly hairstyle
Ms Jackson - a single mom
Buffet - shared community girl

List goes on...

Moar, please.

G

Post: #9

Mine have tended to center around their occupation or background...after I get a number I add notes to my phone on what she looked like and what we talked about. Their call signs generally solidify after a couple of dates and / or the first bang.

Ex:
Masseuse
Dancer
Freshman
Haitian
(Name of college) chick
Fatty (kidding)

Or traits like "crazy", "clinger", "snowflake" but these girls tend to not stick around.

They don't get to know their call signs. When they're around, I tend to call them kiddo, girl, or woman...or trouble.

The stories of how girls got their call signs are great, keep them coming.

Post: #10

Yep, this rings a lot of bells from life back in the states.

Some that come to mind (not all mine personally) include Bootilicious, Boobs Mcgee, Black Spinner, The Stripper, Neighbor Chick, T-bone (rugged, that one), Thunder Hoof (broke something with her foot mid-bang if I remember correctly) etc, etc. I thought I remember there being some other really good ones but drawing a blank.

And then, like you said, some were just real situational labels that weren't that funny but got the point across without having to say her name a thousand times. (Maybe there's a subconscious avoidance of talking about "her" too much by name and making her a big deal so we naturally brush it off this way?).

Funniest I can remember is my brother had one we all just called "The Retard." She had some brain injury when younger so her voice sounded like she was mentally retarded but otherwise was completely there (and actually hot). Yeah, yeah, we were all dirty bastards.

He had a classic story where he did an impression of her turning and asking him to fuck her harder in the retard voice and almost obliterating his wood - had us rolling every single time he told it.

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

Post: #11

women do the same type of thing, usually labeling a man by his profession "the banker, the architect, the trainer" etc

Post: #12

Absolutely. Esp if you've worked on a trading floor, everyone and I mean everyone that passes by or talked about gets nicknamed.

Crazy 8. Ballet shoes. Triple hooks. She Got Cold [huge headlights]. Secretariat. Monet. PGOAT. Tits McGee. Herro Kitty. Bedwetter. 8 after 4.

Post: #13

My old blog was full of these.

Post: #14

I use unique names when I talk about new chicks with my friends, just for fun.

For practicality however, I also put unique nicknames in my phone so that I don't forget who the girl was that I met. For instance, on a day where I daygame 10 girls and get 6 numbers, I'm likely not to remember the difference between Jane, Lily, and Anna.

Here are a few of the recent contacts I've added to my iPhone:

Anna Cowgirl Prague
Linda Prague Mainsquare Slut
Marisa Italian Hamptons Promises Good Sex
Teresa Czech Daygame NYC
Paulina Emo Freak
Carly Hot Jew
Veronica Naughty Professor
Hannah Ehh

^ I always put an 'ehh' after girls I wouldn't fuck sober. Definitely helpful on the nights when I'm blasting out mass messages to see who wants to fuck, yet I don't remember exactly what they look like.

Post: #15

(07-15-2015 11:37 PM)Tokyo Joe Wrote:  Gents: I have noticed an interesting pattern that emerges very naturally, without any prior discussion or agreement, among my fellow player friends, and I have a sneaking suspicion that this may be a much more general phenomenon. Hence my asking here.

First, a quick example: A conversation between two players.

P1: Bro, what did you get up to last night?
P2: Ah, not much - Tiny Dancer came over and cooked dinner for me. You?
P1: Listen to this shit. I was railing Snaggletooth and in flagrante delicto her hand slides between the bed and the wall -- and pulls out a motherfucking pair of black lace panties that Mrs. Baseball had left behind! Fireworks ensued.

***
When I'm talking to a good friend about harem relations, we never seem to use first names or long awkward descriptions ("the 22-year-old hairdresser from Aomori that I met at that beach barbeque, you remember??"). When a chick is let into the harem, very early on a call sign is bestowed on her and that's how she is referred to in subsequent discussions with close player friends.

Usually the call sign is derived from some physical feature of the chick, or her occupation, or a circumstance of the first meeting or first bang. Here are some examples, past and present, that have been used in my circle:

• Stinky Fingers: Fingered banged on the club dance floor the first night; left a definite stank on the digits.
• Flare Crotch: Without warning the period floodgates opened on a buddy's white sheets.
• X-Ray: Chick was a medical technician in the radiology department.
• Swiss Miss: One of my favorites. Half Swiss, Half Japanese. Years later, still get half a chubb thinking about her.
• Ms. Baseball: This is another good one, and demonstrates how they are formed. My best friend had winged me admirably, and I sealed the deal that night. The next afternoon I texted my wing: "Thanks for that. I pitched nine innings!" [my lifetime record for number of loads in one session; granted it was from midnight to noon the next day, but still not too shabby]. A few days later that wing texted about something else, but asked in passing: "So are you planning to see Ms. Baseball again?"
• Mile High: This should be self-explanatory.
• The Anal Queen: Umm, also self-explanatory.
  

Any of you find yourself doing this? If so, what are some of your favorite call signs? (If not, why not? LOL)

Yep.......a holdover from my military days. Back then, we ALWAYS referred to different members of the harem by their call signs. God forbid if you wifed one up either legally or in practicality.........the call sign immediately became Ball and Chain

Post: #16

Mine have been fairly simple.

Meatball: chubby Italian
Stitch: she was from Hawaii, or Fiji, Samoa, one of the islands, so I named her after Lilo & Stitch.
Dolly: country girl with big tits
50 Shades: should be self-explanatory
Moonflower: hippie chick who believed in astrology and spirits and all that shit

One of the old-heads at my job has been a player for years and he has a whole roster. He taught me some game even before I learned about the manosphere. He got Wonder Woman, the Hoodrat, Juicy Fruit, Henny, the Thoroughbred...you get him talking about pussy and he sounds like Dolemite.

Post: #17

This is great. And I see a couple repeats between players as well.

Splashdown Park: Korean Squirter
C-Suite Dumpster (or C-sweet): A corporate ladder climber who needed cum inside her in order to orgasm and is a very sweet woman (still see her occasionally)
Daytona: Polish chick who loved getting railed in her Audi.
The Boss: Tall, attractive alpha Swedish woman who ran a company division of 100 people, mostly men. Made her ass bleed 30min before meeting her parents for the first time. Banging her burned 1000 calories and left bruises.
Hai Karate: Amazing smelling Japanese chick, though on the musky side (full salute boners on the slightest whiff)
Scarface: Semi pro hockey player with a jaw scar
Quicky: See above, her nickname for herself she came in like 12 pumps and could cum a dozens of times in a session

Man I am howling here! I have so many but my brain is fogged from day drinking at the beach all afternoon.

Post: #18

Asian Sensation: Nurse who was an absolute freak. She wanted to have sex with me while she was taking care of me with a fever.
Cans: Girl with spectacular boobs. Double D's, all natural.
One Tree Hill: Speaks for itself.
Fail Safe: Slump buster...always comes through in the clutch.
Swim Fan: D1 swimmer. Phenomenal body.
You're Drunk: Last resort. But she gives the best BJ I've ever had.

Post: #19

Squirrel: 27 y.o. lady that made my dick hurt for several days following a very toothy BJ
The Drain: Girl that drinks everyday despite claiming to not be an alcoholic

Post: #20

My tactic is different.
I use numbering: #1, #2 and so on.

I use the same pet name, this way I don't get confused.

Don't use call signs. Use also "Former #n" for girls who left the harem.
It is about hierarchy - which girl gets priority.

When my friends ask me I refer to the girls as numbers. Usually I'm interviewing for girl number... (now interviewing for #3).

Post: #21

(07-19-2015 02:15 PM)TheMaleBrain Wrote:  I use the same pet name, this way I don't get confused.

Same here, I tend to use "cat" with most of the girls. I also use the same with the main girlfriend, so there is no danger of screwing up and using the wrong surname with the wrong girl.

Post: #22

(07-19-2015 02:30 PM)Rawmeo Wrote:  

(07-19-2015 02:15 PM)TheMaleBrain Wrote:  I use the same pet name, this way I don't get confused.

Same here, I tend to use "cat" with most of the girls. I also use the same with the main girlfriend, so there is no danger of screwing up and using the wrong surname with the wrong girl.

Great minds think alike. I use a varietion of "shorty" or "tiny" as Im very tall. Cat is good, I sometimes use it when I NLP them.

Post: #23

senior year my roommate and I had a chick that we called "couch girl" come by once in a while

Post: #24

I have a phone contact call sign.

In the notes section I simply put PTA.

If I accidentally forward a contact the person thinks it has something about the PTA.

But it means Pussy, Tits, and Ass and it is the indication that the contact entires are the "black book."

PTA as a search term in my phone will reveal the PTA list and spark strategy.

Post: #25

The closest I come to any of these is clitosaurus.