Post: #26

the chick i had phonesex with last night had skrillex hair

Post: #27

Has anyone done done Blumpkin?

Post: #28

One girl wanted me to taze her during sex. She was immediately nick named 'tazer''. Never did it though, I was afraid she would die or get hurt and I would make the news, but I did let my boys run train on her.

One girl made out with me 5 seconds after I threw up everywhere. Guacamole.

Took a girls virginity without knowing it once. Pulled out and started eating her out because I didnt wanna cum yet. Once we turned the lites on there was blood all over my face and on the bed. That was pretty nasty. She freaked.

Had a girls dog lick my balls once while she was riding me. That sucked, but tickled.

Once me and my boys were waiting for my other boy to fuck some chick. We started snooping around her place. Found a big king size box of vagisil. We opened the door and threw at them and ran outta there. Haha.

Good times.

Post: #29

I hung out with this chick that got mad when I didn't jizz on parts of her body.

Post: #30

(03-14-2013 09:29 AM)Sourcecode Wrote:  This isn't even the nastiest girl I've been with but.
Went to a black light house party a while back. Small cover. Open bar.
A classy girl walked up and pretty much grabbed my dick..fair game..we start making out and I take her to the biggest bathroom in the house.bent her over and banged the shit out of her. Lifted her shit and busted on her back. Let her slobber all over and clean me up.

Came back out and kept drinking.
She took her shirt off wearing a pink bra.. And started making out with another girl. That was damn near naked and tweaking too.

A friend of mine showed up later..banged the same girl..in the same bathroom. We ended up later double teaming that chick and one of her friends at their place.
It was messy.

But I forgot to mention..a amateur music video was being shot at the party.
Turned out...they weren't bullshitting.

Weeks later the video hit the Internet. Damn near all the girls in the video got fucked by their respective schools both literally and figuratively.
The authorities got involved..and currently the video has been removed from the tubes...but nothing online stays offline..it'll come back soon

Long story short, me and a friend banged the same girl within the same night. Busted all over her and she was later in a music video dancing making out with another girl..Still glazed with the cum of two guys.

True player shit.

Care to give us the link for the music video? Pm me if you dont want everybody on here to see the video.

Post: #31

(03-08-2013 12:29 AM)WesternCancer Wrote:  Fucked her in the ass, no lube in a back alley downtown.

So, what you're saying is....you fucked her in two back alleys?

Post: #32

(06-29-2015 02:33 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(03-08-2013 12:29 AM)WesternCancer Wrote:  Fucked her in the ass, no lube in a back alley downtown.

So, what you're saying is....you fucked her in two back alleys?

Post: #33

glostic sense

Post: #34

Mine probably are pretty mild compared to yours, but one time I had a girl back 10 years ago who insisted on me giving her golden showers. I'd urinate on her face in the shower and she'd drink some of it.

Post: #35

Have a chick on rotation that is a bonafide freak. She wants me to fist her - I'm like no fucking way, she's tight as hell and frankly I ain't going there. She's told me she wants to DP now that I've deflowered her chocolate starfish, she's actively looking for a chick to join us in bed too. By most measures guys would be like FUCK YEAH, me not so much. But the pussy is amazing so I'll keep tapping.

Post: #36

(06-29-2015 11:06 AM)JamesRodri Wrote:  Another girl (21 years old) would pee herself whilst sitting in a leather couch in an upscale disco then dip her own hands into it and lick it off her own fingers whilst moaning and giving me the fuck me right here look. I did indeed meet her before we entered said establishment so it wasn't a random hookup. I fucked her ass in the toilet a few minutes later and came in her mouth. Outside later on she was telling my friend who was with us that her tongue felt salty.

Post: #37

Post: #38

This thread pops up and years later I have finally noticed that Pitt wanted to see the video.

Link PMed.

Post: #39

glostic sense

Post: #40

(03-14-2013 12:34 PM)MidniteSpecial Wrote:  Had a girls dog lick my balls once while she was riding me. That sucked, but tickled.

You mean you just let it keep licking your balls, or you pushed it away?

Post: #41

(06-29-2015 11:06 AM)JamesRodri Wrote:  Another 23 year old Philipina, I call her Jesus woman, would not bang me unless I repented for having earlier at dinner said I did not acknowledge Jesus Christ. I'd actually gone home after dinner alone as I thought it would go no where.

Then at 1AM her friends (5 or 6 of them, also Jesus people) rock up outside my hotel. They basically push her onto me and she smiles. I invite her in and they leave.

That's when she wants me to repent. We sat in my bed for two hours talking about Jesus and watching the Jesus channel. I managed to have her drink one bacardi brezzer like drink after telling her how "Jesus loved alcohol, why else would he have mad wine by that lake and not milk and honey?".

She said my interpretation of his actions were wrong but drank nonetheless. She spoke so much about Jesus that she actually got wet and we ended up bangin too which she said, all my boyfriends have never managed to have sex with me before. I said how is that possible? She said she didn't know but me thinks the reason is Jesus.

Post: #42

This fuck buddy a solid 7 (Skinny, pretty face with a fat ass)
was giving me a blowjob, I was laying on my back.
anyways she started licking my asshole and jerking me off at the same time, very well coordinated!
She was a total freak, I used to come all over her body: feet, belly button and tits..

One funny story. She used to have a cat, so another day another blowjob, this time we were in her room and I hear the cat push the door open, I didn't pay much attention to that until the cat started licking my toes! I started laughing my ass off.
The girl thought she was just tickling me and I said yeah but don't stop!
The cat didn't stop either.
I came inside her mouth and then I stole her cat!


(Just kidding about stealing the cat, but that's a true story)

Post: #43

It's not a great story...more weird than anything.

One Korean girl I'm smashing will often tense up when she rides me.. She pretty much tries to lay like a plank on my dick.

Legs straight and stiff.
She is doing a push up on my dick.
And she will do it for a good dozen pumps or so before she can't do anymore push ups

It's kinda funny cause she is barely 5 feet tall.

Try to imagine that in your head.

Post: #44

(06-30-2015 08:33 PM)Aquiles_Baesta_Parada Wrote:  This fuck buddy a solid 7 (Skinny, pretty face with a fat ass)
was giving me a blowjob, I was laying on my back.
anyways she started licking my asshole and jerking me off at the same time, very well coordinated!
She was a total freak, I used to come all over her body: feet, belly button and tits..

The technical term for that is a "Rusty Trombone"

Post: #45

(06-30-2015 09:37 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

(06-30-2015 08:33 PM)Aquiles_Baesta_Parada Wrote:  This fuck buddy a solid 7 (Skinny, pretty face with a fat ass)
was giving me a blowjob, I was laying on my back.
anyways she started licking my asshole and jerking me off at the same time, very well coordinated!
She was a total freak, I used to come all over her body: feet, belly button and tits..

The technical term for that is a "Rusty Trombone"

I actually have had to exes who actually cum from doing this to me. Fuckin freaks.

Post: #46

(06-30-2015 09:29 PM)Sourcecode Wrote:  It's not a great story...more weird than anything.

One Korean girl I'm smashing will often tense up when she rides me.. She pretty much tries to lay like a plank on my dick.

Legs straight and stiff.
She is doing a push up on my dick.
And she will do it for a good dozen pumps or so before she can't do anymore push ups

It's kinda funny cause she is barely 5 feet tall.

Try to imagine that in your head.

My last pinay chick did this hahaha. It was interesting...

Post: #47

The freakiest chick I had was this chubby girl I met on tinder who agreed to a blowjob only relationship. I am not kidding.

She would come over and I would tell her what to do, always starting with a blowjob. I let her know early on that I was never going to go down on her and she understood. I would always come in her mouth too. No warning, just bam! Right in the back of her throat. We would watch movies and she would blow me. We would drive some place and she would blow me. I never had to do any work. It was legit.

Post: #48

(03-08-2013 12:29 AM)WesternCancer Wrote:  A while back I ran into this chick we went on a date I got cockblocked by her tarantula.

Can you elaborate pls

Post: #49

(07-02-2015 12:04 PM)~wrIghter~ Wrote:  

(06-30-2015 09:29 PM)Sourcecode Wrote:  It's not a great story...more weird than anything.

One Korean girl I'm smashing will often tense up when she rides me.. She pretty much tries to lay like a plank on my dick.

Legs straight and stiff.
She is doing a push up on my dick.
And she will do it for a good dozen pumps or so before she can't do anymore push ups

It's kinda funny cause she is barely 5 feet tall.

Try to imagine that in your head.

My last pinay chick did this hahaha. It was interesting...

Maybe its the same one

Post: #50

I got my ass eaten by a girl for the first time this month. Amongst other freaky stuff.

She's the same girl who features in this wonderful story: /thread-71758.html

Jury's still out on whether it was worth it.