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(05-05-2015 09:01 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  WB damn hard before the pizza, chocolate, beer and video games turn her into a shelf-arsed hambeast.

The last thing I want is my girlfriend to be a faux-'guy'. That's Beta Fantasy.

It's the Western fantasy. To think that men want a woman who does things men do. It's based on the concept that a woman only needs to attend to her appearance to be feminine, and thus desirable. It's an RVF cliche, yet true, that Anglosphere women are low on our scale of desirability because of their unfeminine attitudes and behaviour.
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RE: Sara Jean Underwood: "The Perfect Girlfriend"
(05-06-2015 05:09 AM)Lizard King Wrote:  
(05-05-2015 09:01 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  WB damn hard before the pizza, chocolate, beer and video games turn her into a shelf-arsed hambeast.

The last thing I want is my girlfriend to be a faux-'guy'. That's Beta Fantasy.

It's the Western fantasy. To think that men want a woman who does things men do. It's based on the concept that a woman only needs to attend to her appearance to be feminine, and thus desirable. It's an RVF cliche, yet true, that Anglosphere women are low on our scale of desirability because of their unfeminine attitudes and behaviour.

I think it's more than that. Like I said, I see this as deliberate Beta Bait.

I watched the video again blown up to full screen, and then noticed how thick her makeup was on. Ah! I get it now.

Quick background check: yep, 31, post-wall.

She's now too old to be crapped on in Dubai, and - despite looking good for her age - can't compete with the younger playmates for the alphas, so is targeting lower-quality beta slobs.
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RE: Sara Jean Underwood: "The Perfect Girlfriend"
(05-06-2015 05:19 AM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  
(05-06-2015 05:09 AM)Lizard King Wrote:  
(05-05-2015 09:01 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  WB damn hard before the pizza, chocolate, beer and video games turn her into a shelf-arsed hambeast.

The last thing I want is my girlfriend to be a faux-'guy'. That's Beta Fantasy.

It's the Western fantasy. To think that men want a woman who does things men do. It's based on the concept that a woman only needs to attend to her appearance to be feminine, and thus desirable. It's an RVF cliche, yet true, that Anglosphere women are low on our scale of desirability because of their unfeminine attitudes and behaviour.

I think it's more than that. Like I said, I see this as deliberate Beta Bait.

I watched the video again blown up to full screen, and then noticed how thick her makeup was on. Ah! I get it now.

Quick background check: yep, 31, post-wall.

She's now too old to be crapped on in Dubai, and - despite looking good for her age - can't compete with the younger playmates for the alphas, so is targeting lower-quality beta slobs.
Yes, I agree with you about her personal intentions with this video. I was explaining how I see her method/device, and the ideas behind it. the idea that women can and should do anything men can do, and still be desirable. the video uses that idea, she might not be aware of it, she just wants to raise her follower count and satisfy her post-wall urges.
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RE: Sara Jean Underwood: "The Perfect Girlfriend"
Guys don't WANT a girl who acts like one of the guys, they TOLERATE her if she's either super hot or super casual about sex. In neither case is she desirable as a girlfriend.

How does pizza, beer, video games and even slutty outfits make a girl look as a long-term prospect? It makes her look like a casual hookup who's into riding the Carousel. And still riding the Carousel in her 30s is desperate and sad.

Seriously, I forgot how long ago I was watching her on AOTS - AnonymousBosch is right about the makeup! It might have been fun watching her talk about gaming news back in her early to mid 20s but damn sweetheart - the clock is ticking.
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(05-06-2015 04:19 AM)StrikeBack Wrote:  I seriously do not understand this Beta Fantasy of wanting a girlfriend who's into video games, science fiction, beers or other male hobbies. Why??? Plenty of girls down here think that'd make them a great girlfriend as well, and they'd be proud to advertise that they burp and fart louder than guys. I wouldn't even want a male friend who's like that (low class), let alone a girlfriend.

If that chick were in the kitchen cooking something nice for me wearing the same slutty outfit, then sure, she'd be a pretty close to perfect girlfriend...

Based on my experience with thirsty male simps in the gaming community, I get the impression that they think girls whom game(among other shared interests) makes them "easier" to get with and maintain, as opposed to other women that they deem "unobtainable". They actually are easier to get with, but not for the reasons that they think. These girls tend to carry quite a bit of emotional baggage, from insecurity,social awkwardness and all around mental basket caseness.

Little do they know, that an alpha dog whom doesn't even game can swoop them off their feet just as easily as an unobtainable(but they don't, cause these broads are more trouble than they're worth).
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RE: Sara Jean Underwood: "The Perfect Girlfriend"
Beta fantasy.

Also she eats sweets, pizza and gulps down toxic beer. You can feel the fat incel Omegas thinking: "Yeah - she got my day right, just need a girl like that!"

And the funny part is also her eating & drinking all that crap - it is a shout-out to feminism and all the fat-acceptance blobs who feel validated that way too. I just recently saw an old episode of Sex and the City and what amazed me was that the women there eat in almost every scene of the series - seriously those thin women (past prime, but slim) have multiple massive meals per day and the series is about them having cake, having ice cream, having a hot dog and a big steak for lunch. It's literally a hamster programming feeding frenzy that lets women believe that they shovel down crap down their fat throats and still be similarly hot in their 30s. I joked to the people I saw the SATC episode with that I think that hotdog the actress ate during the scene was likely her main meal on that day.

And the same crap here - food and sex while faking it to be "attractive" to the "bros".
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(05-05-2015 09:15 PM)Other Barry Wrote:  The guys that someone of her calibre would date don't sit around all day playing video games, eating pizza and chocolate and drinking beer.

That's what they want you to believe.

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No woman with fake breasts can ever be the perfect anything. It's gotten to the point where as soon as I learn about a new model, I go straight to Boobpedia. If she's "enhanced," I never look at her again.

This is not "pointy elbows syndrome." Fake breasts, IMO, are almost as much a blight on modern women as tattoos, circus hair, nose jobs, and piercings.

I have no idea what could possibly be going mentally on with a gender of people who think anything natural is wrong. But it can't be good.

I wish we still had some of the '70s aesthetic where "natural" was in. People on here wonder why I live in the past. When you're more excited by women on reruns of "The Love Boat" than the ones you see today, you live in the past.

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(05-06-2015 07:55 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  No woman with fake breasts can ever be the perfect anything. It's gotten to the point where as soon as I learn about a new model, I go straight to Boobpedia. If she's "enhanced," I never look at her again.

This is not "pointy elbows syndrome." Fake breasts, IMO, are almost as much a blight on modern women as tattoos, circus hair, nose jobs, and piercings.

Undecided ... gonna have to say no on this one. As long as they don't enhance them to comical proportions - you're wrong. Comparing it to tattoos/piercings/bad hair is ridiculous. While it's on the same level as a 'nose job' - depending on the work - it can be considered good. I knew a girl who got a nose job - and it made her a LOT better looking.
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RE: Sara Jean Underwood: "The Perfect Girlfriend"
Somebody post that pic of that Ukranian wife that the Chinese dude landed when she was making food for her husband in her undies. Now THAT was a perfect girlfriend.
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Our culture perpetuates the "one of the guys" ideal. Chumps think that having a girl who can drink and hang with his bros is cool, and being into all the same shit makes her more relatable and she can be a "best friend and a girlfriend." Woof.

That socially conditioned desire is just another sign of the times that feminism and women's liberation and whatnot has indoctrinated the population.
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(05-06-2015 10:08 AM)General Stalin Wrote:  Our culture perpetuates the "one of the guys" ideal. Chumps think that having a girl who can drink and hang with his bros is cool, and being into all the same shit makes her more relatable and she can be a "best friend and a girlfriend." Woof.

That socially conditioned desire is just another sign of the times that feminism and women's liberation and whatnot has indoctrinated the population.

Me and my best friend used to be real close right up until he got married. Now he tends to bring his chick along everytime we hang out, which isn't often anyway. Needless to say, our conversations and the way we act is severely restricted in her presence; one time I remember saying something along the lines of , "yea, whatever faggot" in response to something stupid he had said. The moment I said "faggot" he looked over at her to make sure she understood that I was kidding. Fuuuck.
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I guess the perfect boyfriend would be the guy that shops for shoes with his girl, gets his hair done with her, watches chick flicks while eating ice cream together and cries with her. Lol.

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(05-06-2015 04:46 AM)Hotwheels Wrote:  
(05-06-2015 02:56 AM)Other Barry Wrote:  
(05-06-2015 02:14 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  A perfect girlfriend would be doing something more akin to this, except a with a lot less hand-holding:

Makes sure to butter all the way to the edge. WB.

Ok, I gotta say I hate this guys username.

   


Seriously the irony of that with your avatar made me laugh so hard!

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She didn't look like she really liked the pizza. Wrong controller etiquette and freaking out techniques. 2/10 Would not bang or play ps3 title screen with.
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Anybody watch that show My Boys with Jordana Spiro (Would Bang)? About a 'guys girl' who hangs out with her male friends. Shame it got cancelled because she was hot.

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I watched the yoga video and wanted to bang ferociously.

Then I watched the original video and the boner was gone.

So hot... so retarded...

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(05-06-2015 07:55 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  I have no idea what could possibly be going mentally on with a gender of people who think anything natural is wrong. But it can't be good.

I wish we still had some of the '70s aesthetic where "natural" was in. People on here wonder why I live in the past. When you're more excited by women on reruns of "The Love Boat" than the ones you see today, you live in the past.

Agree

Growing up in the 70's, a pair of smallish-tits on a slim girl in a t-shirt without a bra is like crack to me.
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(05-06-2015 08:05 AM)CH-Toronto Wrote:  
(05-06-2015 07:55 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  No woman with fake breasts can ever be the perfect anything. It's gotten to the point where as soon as I learn about a new model, I go straight to Boobpedia. If she's "enhanced," I never look at her again.

This is not "pointy elbows syndrome." Fake breasts, IMO, are almost as much a blight on modern women as tattoos, circus hair, nose jobs, and piercings.

Undecided ... gonna have to say no on this one. As long as they don't enhance them to comical proportions - you're wrong. Comparing it to tattoos/piercings/bad hair is ridiculous. While it's on the same level as a 'nose job' - depending on the work - it can be considered good. I knew a girl who got a nose job - and it made her a LOT better looking.


And that girl's name was Scarlett Johansson.

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(05-06-2015 03:47 PM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  And that girl's name was Scarlett Johansson.

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Where's the work? She's carrying youthful puppy fat in the first pic and her nose is elevated from the laugh. Same bridge, same nostrils, same septum, same bulges in the outer nostril.
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(05-06-2015 04:39 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  Where's the work? She's carrying youthful puppy fat in the first pic and her nose is elevated from the laugh. Same bridge, same nostrils, same septum, same bulges in the outer nostril.

You don't see a difference? It looks half the size to me. Good nose jobs keep some of the original flaws so it doesn't look over done.

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^ Ah yeah, it's much more obvious front on. It didn't look that pronounced on the elevated angle.

Always been indifferent to her sexually - too dykey for me - so never studied her face that closely, to be honest.
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