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WB damn hard before the pizza, chocolate, beer and video games turn her into a shelf-arsed hambeast.

The last thing I want is my girlfriend to be a faux-'guy'. That's Beta Fantasy.

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I was wondering why you didn't write anything in the original post, then I watched the video..

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Why is the TV on the wall behind her?

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So this is a commercial for some girl's twitter handle? I think it's porta-potty money well spent.

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(05-05-2015 09:05 PM)RIslander Wrote:  Why is the TV on the wall behind her?

There is a TV?

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(05-05-2015 09:05 PM)RIslander Wrote:  Why is the TV on the wall behind her?

It could be a mirror?

Either way, she's hot as fuck, obviously.

Aside from nerdy little oriental girls doing it, there is just nothing at all sexy about women who do all that shit.

Thankfully, my impression was that she was just acting.

Now if the video was of her making breakfast and folding some clothes dressed like that.....

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The guys that someone of her calibre would date don't sit around all day playing video games, eating pizza and chocolate and drinking beer.

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In before "blonde inflation, elbows pointy, 6/10."

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She's shilling for Protein World hard on her twitter. Respect.

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(05-05-2015 09:15 PM)Other Barry Wrote:  The guys that someone of her calibre would date don't sit around all day playing video games, eating pizza and chocolate and drinking beer.

Bullshit. Sony, Domino's, and Budweiser would never lie to me.

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I'd crawl naked through three miles of broken glass and fire ants just to sniff the tire of the garbage truck that hauled away her soiled panties.

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Not to brag, but I've seen her naked.

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^ Me too- but did you see her do Naked yoga???
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrrebt_...ga_redband nsfw

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(05-05-2015 10:28 PM)komatiite Wrote:  ^ Me too- but did you see her do Naked yoga???
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrrebt_...ga_redband nsfw

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(05-05-2015 09:01 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  The last thing I want is my girlfriend to be a faux-'guy'. That's Beta Fantasy.

Right, is she going to fart and pick her nose too? Couldn't even watch it all, yeah she's hot as shit, but being a try hard 'faux-guy' is almost cringe worthy. Guys want chicks that are chicks just like chicks want guys that are guys.

Though, still WB

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(05-05-2015 09:01 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  WB damn hard before the pizza, chocolate, beer and video games turn her into a shelf-arsed hambeast.

The last thing I want is my girlfriend to be a faux-'guy'. That's Beta Fantasy.

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(05-05-2015 10:23 PM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  Not to brag, but I've seen her naked.

Was that before or after I saw her naked?

Seriously, the perfect girl would get me a beer while I play Xbox. Then provide sexual congress afterwards.

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(05-05-2015 11:02 PM)Kabal Wrote:  

(05-05-2015 09:01 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  WB damn hard before the pizza, chocolate, beer and video games turn her into a shelf-arsed hambeast.

The last thing I want is my girlfriend to be a faux-'guy'. That's Beta Fantasy.

This. So stupid that guys want a girl that is like a guy.

Don't get me wrong, there are some qualities that have generally been attributed to guys but that are actually feminine which are positive traits:

1. Easygoing - Attributed to the masculine often, but moreso in the cooperative, team player type aspect. In the feminine it is more a follower than a cooperator.

2. Into X Activity (X being sports, video games, guy-orientated or "nerdy" things) - This is really just a girl that has a breadth of interests who was raised by a father who gave her a basic understanding of working on cars, or playing a game, or being fascinated/interested in a somewhat brainy activity. This is NOT a girl who is really into anime or a girl who can beat you at final fantasy, or a girl who is more into pizza, beer, and farting than you are. It's just not.

I've had a girlfriend who was into playing nerdy games, dorking out massively at a video game "party," and who associated with a lot of braniac nerdy dudes.

The reality is that she also played sports to stay in great shape, was feminine in most other ways, her favorite video game was cartoony N64 games she played with her siblings, and she friend-zoned all those braniac dudes in order to date me (the more interesting, older, experienced, alpha vs them, social proof, more accomplished version of them). I also "stole" her right out from under a very wealthy, smart, legitimately funny guy who beta'ed the fuck out for years around her. Thanks bud.

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Not sure if advertising for that attention-whore's social media accounts is thread-worthy, but I'll bite. That bitch would be out on her ear after one-and-a-half minutes of that "yesss!" bullshit. That's a perfect smash-and-shit-on, not a perfect girlfriend.

A perfect girlfriend would be doing something more akin to this, except a with a lot less hand-holding:

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(05-06-2015 02:14 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  A perfect girlfriend would be doing something more akin to this, except a with a lot less hand-holding:

Makes sure to butter all the way to the edge. WB.

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I seriously do not understand this Beta Fantasy of wanting a girlfriend who's into video games, science fiction, beers or other male hobbies. Why??? Plenty of girls down here think that'd make them a great girlfriend as well, and they'd be proud to advertise that they burp and fart louder than guys. I wouldn't even want a male friend who's like that (low class), let alone a girlfriend.

If that chick were in the kitchen cooking something nice for me wearing the same slutty outfit, then sure, she'd be a pretty close to perfect girlfriend...

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(05-05-2015 09:01 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  WB damn hard before the pizza, chocolate, beer and video games turn her into a shelf-arsed hambeast.

The last thing I want is my girlfriend to be a faux-'guy'. That's Beta Fantasy.

Yeah never understood that. So you want a chick who's into football, chugging pints and other stuff you'd ordinarily do with the boys?

Let's see how cool you are with her farting like a foghorn and cursing like a sailor so.

A chick is the perfect girlfriend when she can suck dick like a champ, cook a mean steak and a be drama/bitchiness free zone.

Not when she can kick your ass at COD and drink you into the middle of next week.

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(05-05-2015 11:02 PM)Kabal Wrote:  

This. Couldn't be more true.

1) A guy who wants a girl to share his hobbies (video games, beer, pizza) is a guy who is looking for a guy in a girl's body. I think the next stage would be him asking her to tie him up in bed and stick objects.

2) A girl who actually likes to play video games while drinking beer and eating pizza is a masculine girl, ergo my first point. And she won't be able to maintain her body by sitting on her ass and stuffing her body with junk.

3) Never mind the first 2 points. A beer-drinking pizza-eating cosplaying girl is not attractive. She would be fun, a cool female friend and maybe even a fuck buddy. But she would be a terrible gf. Any masculine guy would rather her gf to play volleyball, have a good taste of music, know how to cook and be a sex kitten.

4) A gf who shares your hobbies is a gf who will give you zero space. A guy who needs 0 space is a guy who is needy, desperate for affection and has zero room for self-growth in his life. It's not a coincidence that such guy's ideal life is playing video games and eating junk food and he expects the same from his ideal gf.

5) Great body. Average face. 7,5/10 WB.

6) Expect this ''perfect girfriend'' to have a notch count in high double digits.

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(05-06-2015 02:56 AM)Other Barry Wrote:  

(05-06-2015 02:14 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  A perfect girlfriend would be doing something more akin to this, except a with a lot less hand-holding:

Makes sure to butter all the way to the edge. WB.

Ok, I gotta say I hate this guys username.