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Semantics semantics semantics...

I like to ask myself what would Genghis Khan or Jacques Casanova de Seingalt do? The reputation of these two has lived on, without having to blog. CRAIGMACHINE is about to abolish learning internet game and replying to threads on blogsites from his path.

Thank You all in my journey, I could not have gotten here without RooshV, VK, GMAC, and most of the rest. And his last words posted words were...

You turn a ho into a housewife

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Post: #3

(10-04-2011 11:09 PM)craigmachine Wrote:  You turn a ho into a housewife

Be prepared to eventually be sodomized by the fat cock of the Justice Department...

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Post: #4

(10-04-2011 11:09 PM)craigmachine Wrote:  Semantics semantics semantics...

I like to ask myself what would Genghis Khan or Jacques Casanova de Seingalt do? The reputation of these two has lived on, without having to blog. CRAIGMACHINE is about to abolish learning internet game and replying to threads on blogsites from his path.

Thank You all in my journey, I could not have gotten here without RooshV, VK, GMAC, and most of the rest. And his last words posted words were...

You turn a ho into a housewife

Read that half a dozen times. Still doesn't make an ounce of sense.

Post: #5

Genghis Khan and Jacques Casanova de Seingalt are his muses. Those guys wouldn't post messages on forums so he wont either!

Post: #6

(10-05-2011 01:40 AM)kickboxer Wrote:  Genghis Khan and Jacques Casanova de Seingalt are his muses. Those guys wouldn't post messages on forums so he wont either!

That's some pretty fallacious logic. I wonder if he'll start riding a horse through the Central Asian plains, eating yak meat, never bathing, and raping every woman he fancies. There's a context to everything. Times have changed. Casanova probably didn't text his bitches either. So this cat better be in the process of cancelling his cellular plan and throwing his iPhone in the fucking garbage can.

Game draws some cool cats, but also some weird-ass motherfuckers.

This guy raised way more questions than he answered. For one, why does someone with only 39 posts to his name (and zero rep) feel the need to announce his departure from an Internet forum in such grandiose terms?

These two lines puzzled me the most:

(10-04-2011 11:09 PM)craigmachine Wrote:  Semantics semantics semantics...

What do semantic have to do with anything? Does he think this word means something different than it does?

(10-04-2011 11:09 PM)craigmachine Wrote:  You turn a ho into a housewife

Is this a call-to-action, as in: "you go, son: turn a ho into a housewife"? Is it a fragment of an idea, as in: "You turn a ho into a housewife...and this is how she repays you"? Or is it simply a typo of "you [can't] turn a ho into a housewife"?

Post: #7

He must be getting married to a ho

Post: #8

Glad I could help...?

Post: #9

"Alpha on accident".....wtf...

Post: #10

Quote:Game draws some cool cats, but also some weird-ass motherfuckers.

Truth!

Post: #11

The craigmachine may need one of these...
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It works! Courtesy Uncle Rico

Post: #12

(10-04-2011 11:09 PM)craigmachine Wrote:  You turn a ho into a housewife

Possibly quoting Dr Dre's 'Housewife'?

"But you can't make a hoe a housewife"

Strange post.

Post: #13

I think we're giving this guy too much credit, he was most certainly using drugs when he wrote this post.