Post: #26

I've been in Budapest the last couple of days. So far very impressed with the city. I will put my thoughts from a slightly older mans perspective at the end of my trip.
I haven't experimented with nightlife yet. Good to see there are some forum members out here. If any of you guys are headed out one night drop me a PM. Have been trawling the forum for some nightlife options but I'm a little overwhelmed.

Post: #27

(04-15-2015 05:04 AM)gadabout Wrote:  I've been in Budapest the last couple of days. So far very impressed with the city. I will put my thoughts from a slightly older mans perspective at the end of my trip.
I haven't experimented with nightlife yet. Good to see there are some forum members out here. If any of you guys are headed out one night drop me a PM. Have been trawling the forum for some nightlife options but I'm a little overwhelmed.

Hi Gadabout how old are you? If your not doing any night game what are you doin? daygame online?

Post: #28

mid thirties. I normally do daygame. I don't do online stuff. I am enjoying the city (could just be the weather we are having right now), but I haven't seen a great deal in the form of approachable targets.
I have wondered around in the evenings and noticed a lot more talent so I'm thinking this is more of a night game kinda town. I'm not opposed to it but the late night grind effects my moral and overall health. However I'm prepared to go all out if I can find the right venues.
I know the hottest girls will be in the most pretentious venues so it's just a case of finding some middle ground that won't kill my vibe. Are there any ladies nights tonight?... Wednesday is usually famous for them in EE?
I had a wonder round Szimpla early evening last night and it just felt like a spread out bar. Cool venue but not sure how it would work rolling solo.

(04-15-2015 08:27 AM)ElJefe1 Wrote:  

(04-15-2015 05:04 AM)gadabout Wrote:  I've been in Budapest the last couple of days. So far very impressed with the city. I will put my thoughts from a slightly older mans perspective at the end of my trip.
I haven't experimented with nightlife yet. Good to see there are some forum members out here. If any of you guys are headed out one night drop me a PM. Have been trawling the forum for some nightlife options but I'm a little overwhelmed.

Hi Gadabout how old are you? If your not doing any night game what are you doin? daygame online?

Post: #29

Gadabout theres a wine bar next to stephen cathedral called divino. You can grab a bottle or glass and hang out at the fountain. I met a few late twenties - 30s girls there.

Im 30 and was with late 30s guys there and they didnt feel out of place at all.

Post: #30

No disrespect but I'm not looking for girls over 27. I look late twenties anyway. My only gripe was that when night game stops being enjoyable for whatever reasons it is actually counter productive to your game.
Anyway I don't wanna high jack the thread. I enjoy reading about the guys tearing the city up night after night. Its the only way to do it when you still have the stamina.

Post: #31

It had young girls too and the setup makes it a not so typical nightlife venue. Itll basically be a daygame spot in the night.

Post: #32

If I'm being honest, I'm having more fun doing daygame than night on this trip - which is pretty contradictory to what everyone else has been saying in their threads. We're hanging out in Deak Ferenc Square - anytime after 3pm is money. You can't spam approaches because it'll be pretty obvious, but you can make an approach every half hour by doing laps and going down to Akvarium, etc.

So far the younger girls who are giggling and laughing anyway, and go plop down in the grass, make yourself comfy, and open direct. Their reactions are priceless.

Jeremy has managed another notch, and I've had two more girls on my bed but unable to close. I've got two dates lined up tonight and then the real weekend starts. I am getting a little worried about leaving here without a flag but regardless this has been a fantastic trip and BP is a place I'm really considering re-locating to a permanent basis.

Post: #33

Nothing to report for Sunday on my end, I was in bed by 2:30am or so. See Jeremy's post if you want further details.

Day 5, Monday

The other two stayed out much later than me on Sunday night, and woke up feeling significantly more hungover than I did. Regardless, I'm starting to feel pretty run down at this point. I don't particularly love going out and going hard at home, so I just don't seem to have the endurance for it. To top it off, I was on a strong cut for the bath parties and was only drinking once or twice a week (http://thisistrouble.com/2015/03/24/buff...-pounds/). I looked good for the party but in hindsight I should've been practicing heavy drinking as preparation

Nothing that exciting during the day. A few approaches near Akvarium but nothing stuck.

At night we headed to the square to do a little pre-drinking. Lucky opened two gorgeous blondes and I joined him. After making jokes about how we wanted to find wives and getting married that night, then introduced us to their entire group. 24 Danish girls students, most of whom are still...in high school. Plus 7 guys who, in their own words, are "all friend zoned".

I've never been to Denmark, but it became abundantly clear the Danes are as sarcastic as Americans. I fit right in. Eventually started getting the girls to go around in a round-table like discussion, talking about when the last time they had sex was, the kinkiest thing they've done, etc. The tallest, and probably the hottest one was sitting next to me and touching me.

They tell us that they're going to Instant, which we had been planning to check out, too. So figured we would roll with them. Unfortunately we made a grave error in judging. Turns out that the majority of them just met each other this weekend for this study trip. While they're all in the same class, there's definitely separate cliques. I take a piss trip prior to leaving for Instant, and somehow all the hot ones are gone. Three ugly ones remain - one is a 2, one is a 3, and the last one is maybe a 4.5-5. Lucky had started to leave with the hot ones but didn't want to leave us behind, so he fucked that up too

We decide to entertain the ugly ones on the walk. Frankly, any one of us could have led them back to the apartment and had a foursome with them. Thankfully we weren't that drunk!

Get to Instant, ditch the fatties and get drinks. Find the hot ones, unfortunately just didn't stick. It became obvious they were there to just dance. Figured we'd let them get wasted and try to find them later because the British girls from Jeremy's report, F and S, are there with their other friends. So a group of 7.

Lucky wants one of the taken ones, C, and since he's dark triad he decides to pull that off. Jeremy is staying with F, the redhead. I meet all the friends and quickly determine that only one of the remaining five is single. But the taken ones take a liking in me and try to play matchmaker, unfortunately she's just enamored by these French guys all night. She gives me a shot and I make a little progress, but it's just not sticking.

Jeremy is making great progress with F until he gets interrupted by "Jesus" who the girls met earlier. He's from Australia and he's whacked out on something. He's got long hair to his back, wearing cargo shorts and is rocking a beat of Beats on his head. To get him away from Jeremy I tell him the rest of the girls want to do a shot with him. Then he goes and yells at them when they say it's not true. Then I lie to the girls and say that I told him I wanted to buy him a shot but really had to piss.

The best part of the night is when F and S ask how we know each other and I launch into this elaborate plot of how we met. I say that Lucky was an exchange student, Jeremy and I have mutual friends, etc. I was pretty drunk at this point, and it never occurred to me that Jeremy and Lucky had met them the previous night and given them a different story (that we're all erotica writers, HA). Of course my story is more believable and I have to backtrack. Eventually they actually do believe us when we show them the covers of our books.

I eventually bounce out at 3am, as I've given up on the last single British girl. The hot Danes are nowhere to be found, so I grab a slice of pizza to power up and head to Szimpla. I forgot they start shutting down at 3:30am though. I run a little Hail Mary game but nothing sticks. Then I get some gyros to chow down on, which are terrible. I take a few bites and throw it away. Go home and make a sandwich. I really am a fat American like I keep telling all the girls here.

Jeremy and Lucky strike out too. Apparently F was at the steps to our apartment but bailed out at the last minute. Judging by the texts she's been sending Jeremy, she really regrets not fucking him. Lucky is going to meet them back to party in London...so maybe he can fuck her. Since he and Jeremy are Eskimo Brothers now, perhaps NLP from Jeremy's dick will attract her.

Post: #34

Day 6

Everything is starting to blur together at this point. I've lost track of the days. Gotta make sure I write these posts up the day after instead of waiting a day or two, when copious amounts of booze impair my memory.

This was Lucky's last day and he really wants to get burgers at the place we ate at the day before, so we do that. Walk around and just have a few drinks in the square. It really is cool. He did a road trip in the US after graduating college; 7 weeks or so of hitchiking and bumming through America. He had a blog and I offered him a spot when I was living in San Diego. He ended up staying for four days and we had a blast. Then when I rolled through Europe solo last year, he met me out in Poland for another weekend of going nuts. And here we are, two years after meeting, spending 5 days in Budapest.

We say our goodbyes and I get ready for my date with the Austrian girl whom I whiskey-didn't-dick on the second night here. She meets me at my apartment and we walk down to the river. Have drinks at the Intercontinental and then walk back to my place.

Jeremy is also there with his own Tinder date so they get to meet each other...ha. Same thing happened to him - on the bed, no sex.

Got the Austrian another drink and on the bed...but shut down. I figured she wouldn't see me again if she didn't want to bang, but she said, "you're a nice and cool guy and I thought it'd be a fun night...but you should go out and find another girl for sex."

So I end up with blue balls for the second time with this girl. Really liked her, but won't be wasting any more time with her. My fault for getting so drunk the first night.

Jeremy's favorite Tinder girl, whom he's been talking to for weeks, is out and wants to meet him, but she has a friend and won't meet up unless Jeremy brings a friend, too. So luckily for him, I get shut down with the Austrian and we roll out down to Puder to meet them.

The friend looks to have a frumpy face and I'm bemoaning have to handle the grenade, but turns out she has a SMOKING body. Great curves, perfectly flat stomach, and she's a really sweet girl. Does anyone know if this is a thing here? Seems to actually be really common - slightly chipmunk cheek face but smoking bodies. I'm noticing it more and more as I walk around.

After finishing a round and a shot of Palinka at Puder they ask if we want to go to Szimpla - at this point they have NO idea we live next door to it. The eye contact Jeremy and I made when they suggested Szimpla was priceless. So we walk over there, order some froccs. We suggest heading to our apartment and they tentatively agree. As we're walking up the steps to the apartment, which is ridden with bullet holes, Jeremy's girl is literally shaking in fear that we may kill them.

We have some more drinks, and my girl and I kiss. Unfortunately she's realizing the reality of the situation and is starting to play mother hen. Long story short, they agree to spend the nights in our respective beds. I hand her a pair of basketball shorts and a t-shirt but she insists on sleeping in her full outfit; jeans, belt, bra...

We make out hard and my God, she really does have an amazing body. I do everything in my power to seal the deal, but after freezing her out for all of a minute she falls asleep and starts snoring. At this point my balls are as blue as the ocean's deepest trenches, with this being the second time tonight. I decide that no fap is hurting me more than anything at this point, so I take care of that and go sleep on the couch. Jeremy and his girl bang.

It really is amazing how much luck it can sometimes take to pull things off. Not to take anything away from jeremy of course, he said the same thing. But the sequence of events for him to bang his girl?

- He had to get shut down on his first Tinder date
- I also had to get shut down on mine
- the timing of those shut downs had to be PERFECT - I'm guessing if the Austrian girl had left even fifteen minutes later the second girls would have just gone home and called it a night.
- Or else he wouldn't have had a friend to bring and his girl wouldn't have agreed to meet at all.
- We had the great luck of them suggesting Szimpla
- Everything had to fall in place at the apartment.

It just seems I'm missing that last dose of luck in my interactions! Few more days to turn it around still.

Post: #35

Day 7, Wednesday

I wake up feeling like absolute shit. Not hungover, but I can't breathe and only slept for two hours on the couch. I think being around smokers all night for the past week has been killing my lungs, as I've never smoked a cig in my life. I keep thinking about trying one purely for socializing, but so far Jeremy has been a good friend and hasn't let me.

We say goodbye to the girls from the night before. We pound some garlic and OJ which combined are a magical cure. Go back to sleep until almost 2pm and I'm seriously contemplating spending the entire day in bed and recharging. I reluctantly agree to leave and get some food.

Jeremy really wants McDonald's for some reason, so we sit outside the McDonald's near Akvarium. I open two girls behind us by making fun of her having a Spongebob stuffed animal. Turns out it's her birthday!

She just turned...15.

Though AOC is 14 here I just can't bring myself to get her number. Not long after that, while Jeremy is buying cigs, I get opened up by a Belgium girl and her friends asking for directions. I didn't ask their age, but there's no way they were older than 16 or 17. This, plus the Danish girls from two nights prior is making me think that perhaps my destiny is barely legal high schoolers...

I get a goulash bread bowl since I passed on McD's, it was mediocore. I'd generally recommend staying away from the spring festival/shopping mall street food stands. They smell amazing but don't compare to the better food here. Really can't recommend Bors Gastropub enough, as many people have already attested to.

Head back to Akvarium and Jeremy opens a smoking hot brunette and who we assume is her blonde friend. Brunette really was as close to perfection as it gets. I chat up the brunette after getting nowhere with the blonde and Jeremy takes the blonde. Brunette is from Germany and has been in BP for four years. She's a ballerina, and I try to get her to dance with me to no avail. She seems into me and while I'm feeling slightly guilty for hitting it off with the girl Jeremy really wanted, I can live with it

We ask them how they know each other and they response laughing, saying that, "We didn't until you talked to us." Turns out they were just sitting on the bench together, and had been for an hour, but had never met. They were sitting so close together we just assumed they were. Pretty fucking funny. Blonde's boyfriend eventually meets her, I go for the close with brunette but she has a boyfriend too. Ah well.

Take a lap around and sit on the other side of the park in the grass. I open two girls who are sitting in the grass together. Really can't talk enough about how much I love the reactions from the young girls. Their general giggling and girliness is just something I don't see much of in Los Angeles. Turns out they're both from Spain, so we speak a bit of broken Spanish and have a laugh at it. They are studying medicine abroad in BP. While they have a lot of exams coming up (bad timing for us, I s'pose. seems many girls are slammed with school), we're hoping to meet up with them for an hour in the park again. Just texted them this morning and got a positive response, so there's a good chance we'll be seeing them again. Any ideas for getting around the exam cockblock?

At night I had a Tinder date. I was on the fence about this one based off her pictures, but she looks fantastic. Thick, wavy brown hair and bright green eyes. Her English isn't the best but what do I care? We have a drink at Szimpla and she makes fun of me for being a tourist. After that, she tells me she wants to show me some better parts of BP. So we go buy beer at the store and go sit on the green bridge and drink those. Beautiful views, and I though it was super cool of her to show me that.

She was super shy when I held her hand, and after an hour or so of hanging out on the bridge I ask if she wants to kiss me. She doesn't say yes, but doesn't say no, so I go for it and she LOVES it. Then she asks me why I asked though, telling me it seems "Kind of wussy." I respond that she seemed nervous so I figured I'd ask nicely. Then I give the back of her hair a good yank and kiss her again and she just melts.

I propose a bottle of wine at my place but she passes. She offers to cook me Hungarian food later in the week. Not sure if I'm willing to sacrifice a prime weekend night for this but maybe I can get her over for a 5pm date or something.

Alright so that's enough sappiness, but I just don't have another way to put it. Last year when I did my first trip, I did four days in Poland and definitely saw the difference in quality and receptiveness. But then I went to London, Barcelona, Rome, and Prague and did mostly tourist stuff. Didn't pipeline, and just wasn't that enthused to roll out solo by myself all the time.

However, this trip I've really pushed myself to evaluate the girls and I'm impressed. I still haven't even gotten laid but there is no doubt in my mind that if I decided to move to a place like BP, I'd easily be able to date several quality girls. Higher quality, more feminine, and significantly less of a pain in the ass than in America, even though I have a great, quality girl in LA.

This doesn't change how I feel about her, but I did start looking at remote jobs that would allow me to live in BP and keep my salary and career skills sharp. My blog and various online endeavors makes enough that I could probably get by, but ideally I'd keep my career and play a little baller game in a place like BP.

Made the decision to stay in last night instead of going out slut hunting. Slept from 11:30 to 7:30 - I feel fantastic. I feel rested and ready to hit these final three days balls to the wall. Maybe I'll even go see Parliament

Post: #36

(04-15-2015 11:21 AM)gadabout Wrote:  mid thirties. I normally do daygame. I don't do online stuff. I am enjoying the city (could just be the weather we are having right now), but I haven't seen a great deal in the form of approachable targets.
I have wondered around in the evenings and noticed a lot more talent so I'm thinking this is more of a night game kinda town. I'm not opposed to it but the late night grind effects my moral and overall health. However I'm prepared to go all out if I can find the right venues.
I know the hottest girls will be in the most pretentious venues so it's just a case of finding some middle ground that won't kill my vibe. Are there any ladies nights tonight?... Wednesday is usually famous for them in EE?
I had a wonder round Szimpla early evening last night and it just felt like a spread out bar. Cool venue but not sure how it would work rolling solo.

(04-15-2015 08:27 AM)ElJefe1 Wrote:  

(04-15-2015 05:04 AM)gadabout Wrote:  I've been in Budapest the last couple of days. So far very impressed with the city. I will put my thoughts from a slightly older mans perspective at the end of my trip.
I haven't experimented with nightlife yet. Good to see there are some forum members out here. If any of you guys are headed out one night drop me a PM. Have been trawling the forum for some nightlife options but I'm a little overwhelmed.

Hi Gadabout how old are you? If your not doing any night game what are you doin? daygame online?

You are in a poor country during the day the girls are at work so you wont find as many targets but they are still out Deak, Listz, strolling up and down Andrassy / Kiraly / fashion st / Vaci. Its funny you say that BoB bar on Wednesday night has Ladies night and its always epic but dont get my wrong night game in BP can be really brutal, but is always a good time unless your trying not to have fun though in the day bitch shields are way down. Unless youre going to somewhere like Morrisons/instant which are always full of college chicks doing thier socail circle thing you really shouldnt feel out of place due to your age as most clubs and bars have a really wide age range unlike the states not all but most. I'm mid 30's as well and its very rare I bang chicks over 25 in BP or anywhere for that matter.

Post: #37

Two Hungarians and a Spanish on our doorstep...and they're gone.

Post: #38

Trouble has done the whole day by day breakdowns so i'll spare you guys the boring shit and just breakdown how I like or dislike the various locations we've been out at.

Szimpla is awesome. Wide range of sets, tourists, random locals but barely, just an all around fun place to start or end your night. cheap ish drinks and plenty of room to move around if a set goes bad.

Instant: had a great time the one night we went here. Probably should have gone again. a few different dance floors, side rooms to isolate, different levels, lots of young people. we did get lucky because we already knew a group of 7 english chicks who were gunna be there so that made it way more fun.

Otkert: Not as loud as kraft, we went on a thursday night, much slower than the weekends, some harsh rejections on the dance floor, more able to have convo on the smoking patio. nothing happened but definitely has the most talent of the clubs.

Hello Baby: we only stopped in here for an hour or so based on the whims of the Austrian chick Trouble was on a date with. Plenty of room to dance, decent ratios, not much happened set wise tho.

Kraft: We went here on a saturday after we ditched the bath party for being a sausage fest. Got there around 2:30am, jam packed, barely room to dance, lot's of rejections on the dance floor (which has been weird for me since I normally thrive on dance floor game). Did meet some hungarian dudes who were chill as fuck, ending up meeting up with him a couple days later for lunch and he hooked me up with some herb.

Ezserbet Square: We prolly stopped here the most, centrally located, wifi, great place to chill with a brew and figure out the next moves. We got a few numbers from here, but it seemed like every chick over a 7 was waiting for her BF.

My bangs have been from tinder. Only a couple make outs from club game, the girls on dates have been sweet and funny. daygame/nightgame the rejections are harsher yet the conversations are easy. Like even the girls with BF's will have a chat with you until you press for the escalation or digits.

Plus we've done some tourist stuff as well that has been awesome, Gellert hill/citadella, margeret island, fisherman's basillica (best view of the city) and all the park sqaures

The anti slut defenses here are off the charts. Both bangs I have didn't happen the first date and even then I had to plow through a ton of LMR/insecurities from the girls. But once in the moment they more than opened up and I had a great time.

Post: #39

Just got ellipsis game'd by a girl over text. She must read Heariste.

...

Post: #40

5:30am and I've concluded British girls are the worst kissers on the planet. She literally licked my face.

Post: #41

^^
You live an you learn.
I'm gonna guess she was also horribly drunk.

*Those shitty kissing skills turn into some of the best sloppy blowjob skills though

Post: #42

Day 8, Thursday

We decided to actually get some fresh air and took a trip to Margaret Island. Saw a fucking cool boat that had been converted from a bus. We walked around parts of the island with beers and then trekked up to the Fisherman's Bastion. Well worth the uphill walk for the views. I'll post some pics when I get back home.

Thursday night Jeremy banged a 20 year old off Tinder, it was there third date. I don't think any of them went over an hour so seems it was a 3 date rule more than anything.

I went to meet a Tinder date and she looked fucking terrible. I totally got SIF'd; well played to her. As I walked up to her I contemplated just turning around before she saw me, but couldn't bring myself to do it. She wants to take the metro all the way over to the Buda side for drinks and I say fuck that. So we walk all the way to the river and she says that instead, we will walk over to the Buda side. Again, fuck that. I was willing to have one drink with her - but then she informs me she doesn't drink alcohol. So I politely tell her I'm going to meet my friends and I don't feel anything with her, and bounce to BoB.

Nothing going on, as it's only 10:15 at this point. I have a drink and decide I'll bounce into Otkert before it gets going. Jeremy finishes up with his girl and meets me out just after midnight. I have a beauty that's into me - got the ecstatic California reaction. Unfortunately the mama hen is ice cold towards me, and even when Jeremy gets there there's no salvaging it. I let her go but find her later and get her Facebook - no response when I message her the next day.

To echo what Jeremy said, top talent. Maybe we could have hooked something if we'd stuck around to close but eventually the rejections just get to you. We bounced out and decided to go to...Szimpla!

Of course, it's popping. I run upstairs to change out of my blazer as it's always so hot, and when I get to the bar Jeremy has two Hungarian sisters and their Spanish friend with them. The older sister is, as the other two put it, "Very grumpy." BUT, she takes an immediate liking to me. Her younger sister is into Jeremy, and the Spanish girl is just all over the place. Her flight leaves at 7:00am and they are planning on going until the sun comes up. Perfect.

I finally convince the older sister to have a drink and she tells me about her job as a ski instructor in Austria. She's touching me and into it, as is her younger sister with Jeremy. Still no idea what to do with the Spaniard, she's just talking to everybody and mother hen is too concerned with her.

We dance with them for a while, have a second round of drinks, and as last call comes we walk outside with them. They start walking down the street and don't seem to be stopping for anything. We aren't going to go chase them around the city, so as we walk by, Jeremy starts to open the door to our apartment building and they literally just run away. I thought that they were under the impression we were trying to break in or something. I chase them down the street and explain that we're staying there, that we're not breaking in, etc. I try to convince them to come up and have an afterparty, or what their plans are.

Nothing. Just ice cold. The younger sister just says "It was nice meeting you, bye", and leaves me in the streets wondering what the hell just happened in the last 30 seconds to make that happen.

We go upstairs and just laugh.

Post: #43

I finished the last few days on the plane home...

Day 9, Friday

Have I mentioned how good the Bors Gastropub hot dog its? I had my fifth one of these today. They’re incredible and the fact that Bors is next door to our apartment isn’t doing much good for my waistline.

Hungover as usual in the morning. 2pm date with a cute redhead who I had been talking to on Tinder for several weeks. She was super flaky at the beginning of the trip. Unfortunately she friend zoned me almost immediately. Said I wasn’t her type, she likes taller guys (she was about my height), etc. She said just seemed like a “fun afternoon” before work. So I went nuclear on her in regards to sex, etc. After an hour with her I invited Jeremy out too, telling her he was taller.

She was a bit of an ice queen at the start but starting warming up to me near the end of it. She said she was going to go to Szimpla later with her friends and that we should meet up, which we didn’t do.

Took a nap and went out to meet the same girls from what was I believe…Tuesday? The one that Jeremy fucked and the one who gave me blue balls. The one that Jeremy banged is telling him all day how much her friend likes me and wants to see me, etc. So I figure it’s in the bag. They meet us out and we have some froccs, etc. Go back to the apartment and drink more and try everything in the book, but she won’t even come to my bedroom. She says that she “doesn’t want to have too high of a number”, ha! Says it’s seven; found out later that they both want to keep it “under 10.” Unlikely.

In any case she refuses to fuck me and says she has to go. So that’s two nights wasted with this girl. I figured it was in the bag and made the logical play, so I won’t beat myself up too much about it. I walked her to the tram and said goodbye. She said the next day to her friend that she would have fucked me if I had walked her home, but fuck that I’m not walking 3km round trip to get blue balled again.

I tell myself I’m going to go out to Otkert but after showering I Just get into bed. I have to give a HUGE thank you to Slubu who has been a hell of a wingman in spirit this trip. Here is our text exchange:

Me, 3:30am: My redhead blue balls me. Going to Otkert I will not give up.
Slubu, 3:57am: Don’t give up. Don’t ever get up.
Me, 4:00am: Just got into bed. Fuck it getting back up.

So I get back up and decide I’ll walk to Otkert, figuring I’ll try to holler at the street talent at Akvarium and any other places I pass by. Nothing going on until I get to the Otkert/Kraft/BoB area. BoB is dead, Kraft is dying but Otkert still looks like it’s going. I walk right in without a cover (it’s close to 4:30am at this time) and it’s still got a lot of talent. I open one girl who gave me eye contact but then I get the cold shoulder.

Then this short, black-haired girl just eye fucks the shit out of me. I simply say hi and she starts touching me. She’s British…ugh.

She tells me if I down my current drink she’ll buy me one. Well, okay. I down my drink and she starts stroking my face while we wait to order the next. I try to kiss her (this is roughly 3 minutes after meeting). She pulls away but then comes back and starts licking my face. Literally. British chicks are terrible. I felt like she was trying to eat me. Clanking teeth, too much tongue, biting my neck to the point where it feels like I’m being stabbed. Overall just awful. Not the first case I’ve had of bad kissing from the Brits either.

So she starts saying she wants tequila shots and I’m contemplating just asking this girl if she wants to go to the Danube and fuck. Then her hotter friend comes up and introduces herself, she’s as drunk as the short one. I’m thinking that a tequila shot is going to put these girls into hurling vomit on the dance floor status, so I tell them I’ll buy it after she finishes the drink they have, knowing they never will. But then the bitch I’ve been making out with takes my pocket square. Says she wants it as a souvenir and refuses to give it back until I buy her a tequila shot. I tell her she can keep it when the club closes and we leave, but that I have to have it while we’re still in the club.

She gives it back to me, I go to the bathroom and don’t come back. I hang out at the side section of the club and I see her walking around looking for me. Crazy bitch.

I leave Otkert defeated and head back home to sleep. Still no notch…

Post: #44

Day 10, Saturday

Have to say, it’s pretty fucking depressing to sit here and write these reports day after day and still not have a flag. The lack of sex is starting to make me itchy and cranky at this point.

I set up as many options as possible for the night. I have the girl who showed me the green bridge coming for a date at six pm, the Spanish girls from the park are open to meeting, and another Tinder girl and her smokin’ friend are going to Otkert at night. That, plus the nightly shitshow of Szimpla and I’m thinking it’s still possible.

It’s hard not to play the “what if” game but I just can’t help myself…

Maybe if I fuck the Korean girl after Lucky on the first night, when her friend OFFERED her to me – maybe I don’t get as drunk the second night, and therefore can actually get a boner with the Austrian girl. If I fuck her on Friday, she definitely fucks me again on Tuesday when we met – but instead she left and wished me well. Maybe if I lay the Austrian, I have more patience with the girl who blue balled me twice and manage to fuck her a couple of times. Maybe, maybe, maybe…what if.
Anyways, during the day we go and buy some gifts and trinkets to take back home. I get one last Bors hot dog and regrettably don’t buy one for the plane ride home (currently sitting on my flight poking away at a typical bleh airline meal. At least the middle seat was left open!)

Get home and rush to the store – realize that there’s really no way for me to make pasta sauce from scratch with the options available, ingredient wise. So I improvise and buy stuff to make tacos. She shows up a few minutes late and out of breathe as her metro line as out of service. Remember this is the girl who wouldn’t come up to my apartment on our first date, but kissed me on the bridge.

So I make tacos, which thankfully come out good. Jeremy comes home to the apartment at one point and builds me up. Eventually I take her to my room, the clothes come off, and I FINALLY capture my Hungarian flag. Despite my lack of sex and all the blue balls of the past days, I manage to last at least a couple of minutes. After I finish I really want her to leave so that I can go out and try for another, but she wants another round. So I give it to her and she’s still not satisfied. She tells me that it sometimes takes “a half hour or more of fingering or being eaten out for her to cum”. Well fuck that.

She asks if I’m going to fuck her again and I simply say that no, I’m too tired. She gets a little offended, and eventually leaves about a half hour later. I’m free! I really contemplate going out but decide being hungover and exhausted on the trip home isn’t worth it. Might as well go out with a high note.

So I grab a little late night grub with Jeremy and his girl (the one with the friend who kept blue balling me, they ended up banging on 3 separate nights), and pass out. Finish off some of the last food we have in the morning, call and Uber…goodbye Budapest.

Despite some of the frustrations I experienced, I’m glad it wasn’t a cakewalk. I will be back.

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I'll have a cost analysis and more details coming later in the week.

Post: #45

Good job man well done! You are lucky on fucking the last day

Post: #46

Haha, not sure I'd call it luck. I definitely put the work in throughout the week!

It could have very easily been 4 bangs if a few things had gone different.

Post: #47

yeah usually on my last days i'm never super lucky..hopefully luck will be with me when I hit Budapest this summer

Post: #48

Great reports Trouble, I really enjoyed reading them.
I feel for you on getting so close so many times but in the end just falling short.
At least you got one flag in the end but it does seem a small return on the amount of work you put in.

Post: #49

(04-20-2015 11:59 PM)Roardog Wrote:  Great reports Trouble, I really enjoyed reading them.
I feel for you on getting so close so many times but in the end just falling short.
At least you got one flag in the end but it does seem a small return on the amount of work you put in.

Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it.

In reality, I'm actually "glad" it happened the way it did. I was on the fence about wanting to move to Europe full-time, but I had such a great experience with the women DESPITE the lack of bangs, that my thought process is still leaning towards the move.

If I'd banged 7 girls in 10 days I'd just have my heads up in the clouds instead of grounded in reality.

Post: #50

I guess there are two of these Budapest threads going on. I am in budapest now.. have been here for 6 days, and will be here for 3 months. (If I can make it that long..... it's really difficult getting laid here as compared to south america). Hit me up if you're here!