Post: #51

(01-27-2012 11:37 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  Ok one more time. Lets say a bunch of guys here go to Montreal and a few of them are staying in the same hotel. There's 3 hot girls working the desk. I open them and invite them to the dive bar across the street after work. They see all us talking in the lounge and another guy starts talking to one of them. Well, I just told them that we are travel writers. Is someone going to come in behind me and tell them we all went to preschool together? Then the next say we met out on the ocean? Dumb shit like this puts the spook on that could travel 3 blocks in one night.

Yea there's plenty more women out there but one of those girls friends may be the one who's going to fuck you that night. I don't like making mistakes. Not having your shit together with this is the same as full blown cockblocking.

agreed. get the logistics down early so that it's one less thing to worry about. i like the idea of being travel writers. easy story and easy way for girls to ask you more.

Post: #52

(01-27-2012 12:30 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

(01-26-2012 05:02 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Ok seriously I think we should have a universal bulletproof high value story

Since there is so much interest in this topic, I made us a universal bulletproof high value story.

Post: #53

(01-27-2012 12:30 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

(01-26-2012 05:02 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Ok seriously I think we should have a universal bulletproof high value story

Since there is so much interest in this topic, I made us a universal bulletproof high value story.

I was born in 1969 and Tenderman was in 1937 or something so that may not be good either plus it's weird. I don't think I've used the word sperm in a sentence when working girls over.

I'm going with travel writer unless a better idea comes up.

Post: #54

(01-27-2012 01:34 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(01-27-2012 12:30 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

(01-26-2012 05:02 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Ok seriously I think we should have a universal bulletproof high value story

Since there is so much interest in this topic, I made us a universal bulletproof high value story.

I was born in 1969 and Tenderman was in 1937 or something so that may not be good either plus it's weird. I don't think I've used the word sperm in a sentence when working girls over.

I'm going with travel writer unless a better idea comes up.

Just say you're one of the donors. Travel writers is boring man. You're going across the North American continent just to say you're a travel writer? Girls are going to be so curious about that one.

You guys can do whatever you want. I'm having fun with this.

Post: #55

We can say we're traveling pipe layers.

Post: #56

International playboys?

Post: #57

(01-27-2012 01:47 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

(01-27-2012 01:34 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(01-27-2012 12:30 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

(01-26-2012 05:02 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Ok seriously I think we should have a universal bulletproof high value story

Since there is so much interest in this topic, I made us a universal bulletproof high value story.

I was born in 1969 and Tenderman was in 1937 or something so that may not be good either plus it's weird. I don't think I've used the word sperm in a sentence when working girls over.

I'm going with travel writer unless a better idea comes up.

Just say you're one of the donors. Travel writers is boring man. You're going across the North American continent just to say you're a travel writer? Girls are going to be so curious about that one.

You guys can do whatever you want. I'm having fun with this.

So when I meet girls that others may talk to I tell them that I whack off in clinics as opposed to being a travel writer? Like I said I've been in this situation multiple times. In one case we were working a party and I told the host one thing and the other member here told her friend something different.

We could say we contribute to lonely planet?

Post: #58

Ok so this happened again to me last night at the Hardrock casino in Tampa a couple times.

It was getting late and me and another forum member were walking by a slot machine and opened this cute girl playing. We chatted for a minute and I told her that I would play some cards with her and to chill there because the guy I was with was going to cash in for the night. When I came back she was waiting for me and I bounced her to the bar for a drink and she asked How do you know that guy you were with? I told her that we were travel writers and would probably write a story about the casino together. She said "cool will I be in it?" I told her not sure yet..depends.(you and your girlfriend come fuck me and hell yea)

It works. Now if the other guy were to come down after I took off and told her a different story or was confused about my story it wouldn't be good.

As far as I'm concerned this is the story for now. If you guys want to wing it with conflicting stories good luck. You will get stung.

Why am I making a big deal about this?

If you guys come in contact with me I will be dishing pussy at you nonstop. Be ready

Post: #59

(01-26-2012 02:26 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  I've hung out and chased tail with 6 guys from this forum and the question is asked by women and other people.

"How do you guys know eachother?"

I have told people that we both write for the same travel forum.

Any ideas?

We met on craigslist is not good.

I get this with VK and Rookie all the time. Who cares? Be vague.

"I met him here in DC" is all I usually need. If I'm in a good mood I might make up a stupid story. The point is to make her look silly for asking. You're friends, that's all that matters.

"He was getting his head eaten by a bull during the run in Spain and I saved him. He owes me one."

Whatever. I come up with random BS all the time, girls love that shit.

Post: #60

(01-27-2012 11:37 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  Ok one more time. Lets say a bunch of guys here go to Montreal and a few of them are staying in the same hotel. There's 3 hot girls working the desk. I open them and invite them to the dive bar across the street after work. They see all us talking in the lounge and another guy starts talking to one of them. Well, I just told them that we are travel writers. Is someone going to come in behind me and tell them we all went to preschool together? Then the next say we met out on the ocean? Dumb shit like this puts the spook on that could travel 3 blocks in one night.

Yea there's plenty more women out there but one of those girls friends may be the one who's going to fuck you that night. I don't like making mistakes. Not having your shit together with this is the same as full blown cockblocking.

I laughed my ass off at all those lines of how friends met! If different stories come up just say yeah, that too or whatever. Most importantly, no girl is going to lay you because you have a funny opening line. It is what you do after that which is important. I have a friend that is a 9 and he bores the girls to death with his conversations. I’m his exciting friend and before I even talk to the girl that he is talking to, he’s already told her all about me, just to have something interesting to talk about. He’s my bait. Get an exciting interesting life and you can tell the girls you all used to work on a garbage truck together. In fact, I think I’m going to use that for laughs the next time we go out together. Main thing is you have to say it with a straight face!

Post: #61

"Family friends."

Got a nice mafia ting to it.

Post: #62

We both used to work on the same whaling ship in the Pacific.