Post: #76

(01-29-2012 05:37 AM)OGNorCal707 Wrote:  Just got home from a night out at the local bar scene, man it's fucking brutal out there.

As soon as I walk into the 1st bar I see my fuck buddy, who I haven't seen or talked to in a week. Man Roosh was on point with last Weds. post "Imagine this is the last time you'll see her", I told this girl straight up that I wasn't looking for a relationship, so I can't catch the guys' version of "buyers remorse", but this girl was so into me and wanted to be my GF, but tonight I saw her out with her "new dude".

It's funny because I got the feeling that it was probably the case, I didn't hit her up because I'm out looking for new prospects, but it's just the way the sexual dynamics work, attractive women can always get new dick, and in my town there are always thirsty dudes barking up every tree so to speak. Normally this girl hits me up every few days, so I got that gut feeling that since I hadn't heard from her, she may have someone new in the mix.

I might still be able to hit it, but I'm not even sure if I want to any more. Maybe it's just an aspect of the game that I need to adapt to, but when I see a girl I'm smashing on, with a new dude that I know is also hitting it, it turns me off from wanting to keep taxing it. Oh well, even though I sound salty, I just need to charge it to the game, and keep it moving. I didn't want this girl to be my girlfriend, but it's hard when you live a town where picking up can be brutal and grueling, and month long dry spells are not uncommon occurances. It almost makes you want to settle down and lock a piece of ass, so you can fuck pussy all the time, and not have to deal with the flakeyness and uncertainty that comes with the game.

On the bright side, I got my feet wet approaching tonight. Recently I've been slacking off, making excuses, and letting approach anxiety get the best of me. Tonight I went into DGF mode (DGF = don't give a fuck), by the way fuck mystery, style and tyler durden, I got my own game lingo, goddamn it! End result of the night, no play, 2 phone numbers one girl was a 7.5, the other a 6. Major attraction wasn't gained from either girl, so I'm doubting that they'll follow through when I text, but I'll definitely give it a shot.

Crashed and burned on a few sets, but I charge that mostly to these girls being straight up bitches and not from me having weak game. I stepped to a 3 set, and opened well, only to have one of the girls stick her hand in my face 2 mins. in, and tell me to fuck off, effectively cock blocking me from her friend. I was being a chill dude and my verbal game, as well as body language was solid, so this chick was basically being a power tripping bitch. The other major blow out I can't remember, but I do remember the girl telling me to get "the fuck out of her face". It's amazing how some women can lack common human decency. Even the fattest, ugliest troll of a woman could approach me and make conversation and I'd still be polite and respectful to them.

Well, I doubt anyone actually read this whole rant, but that's what the lounge is for, getting shit off your chest. "I'm back baby!", the game is back on, I may have to crash and burn on my next hundred sets, but what won't kill me will only make my game stronger. Fuck these bitches, DGF mode will be in full effect.

Don't you nurture the long-term goal of moving somewhere else?

Like Paraty?

Post: #77

I really need to clean my apartment but I keep procrastinating.

Post: #78

Sade has such a nice voice. I almost kicked a girl out of my car the other day when she asked what the fuck we were listening to and told me to change it.

Post: #79

(01-29-2012 11:15 PM)houston Wrote:  Sade has such a nice voice. I almost kicked a girl out of my car the other day when she asked what the fuck we were listening to and told me to change it.

Ooooh man!! Any girl who does not know who Sade is, is not a girl even bothering to try to fuck, aside from not having any good taste!

Fucking to Sade songs is a heavenly experience!

Mixx

Post: #80

2k posts and waiting for Roosh to send me the coveted board of directors watch and ring. For you who don't know about it take a look at Mixx's watch in the avatar above. Can't wait to see the ring but from what I heard it's sweeeter than what you get for winning the superbowl.

Post: #81

(01-29-2012 11:25 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  2k posts and waiting for Roosh to send me the coveted board of directors watch and ring. For you who don't know about it take a look at Mixx's watch in the avatar above. Can't wait to see the ring but from what I heard it's sweeeter than what you get for winning the superbowl.

Ohh nice. Congratulations dude!

Post: #82

what's the story behind the penguin p dog?

Post: #83

<---this gesture reminds me of a story of one of my female friends who I wanted to bang.

She was hanging out at my apartment after our cardio walk on the canyon laying on her back talking god knows what on the phone with her friend.

All of a sudden she looked at me and did this gesture

Holy fucking shit, you dirty slut!

One of my porno fantasies was about to come true: girl sucking my cock in between talking on the phone with a parent about innocent, everyday shit. In this case, the only deviation would be her talking to a friend.

Whatever. On the phone, BJ, the end.

I was wearing my basketball shorts so no need to unzip shit.

Closed and locked the windows.

Slowly drew the curtains together.

She was still talking...yes...

Slowly approached the bed, crawled up next to her, positioned my bulging crotch next to her face, felt like Spartacus.

Still talking....yesss, you fucking slut...

Here you go, babe.

OMG!!!! She turns her head away quick, I put it back inside the shorts, and fell on top of her.

Hey let me call you back, no nothing I'm ok I got surprised he was just being naughty...WHAT THE FUCK? DID YOU JUST TAKE OUT YOUR COCK ON ME?

I thought you wanted it!

What made you think like that?

YOU DID THIS !!!!!

Oh LOL I'm sooo sooo sooo sorry! You didn't know what that is? That means if someone was going on and on about nothing.

Motherfucker...

Soooo so sorry! Then tries to hug me.

Alright babe I got stuff to do, I need my space now.

You mad?

No.

You sure?

Yes. Need to finish editing by tonight.

Ok...
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Careful with your signals, girls

Post: #84

(01-30-2012 01:24 AM)Enfant_Terrible Wrote:  what's the story behind the penguin p dog?

It's a forum avatar already on the forum, I didn't upload it myself.

Post: #85

(01-29-2012 11:39 PM)P Dog Wrote:  

(01-29-2012 11:25 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  2k posts and waiting for Roosh to send me the coveted board of directors watch and ring. For you who don't know about it take a look at Mixx's watch in the avatar above. Can't wait to see the ring but from what I heard it's sweeeter than what you get for winning the superbowl.

Ohh nice. Congratulations dude!

At 1K posts I received a copy of Roosh's book, "Bang Pornstars". Excellent read, but I'm surprised he hasn't released it to the general public yet.

Post: #86

(01-30-2012 03:51 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

(01-29-2012 11:39 PM)P Dog Wrote:  

(01-29-2012 11:25 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  2k posts and waiting for Roosh to send me the coveted board of directors watch and ring. For you who don't know about it take a look at Mixx's watch in the avatar above. Can't wait to see the ring but from what I heard it's sweeeter than what you get for winning the superbowl.

Ohh nice. Congratulations dude!

At 1K posts I received a copy of Roosh's book, "Bang Pornstars". Excellent read, but I'm surprised he hasn't released it to the general public yet.

I'm not THAT gullible

Post: #87

(01-30-2012 03:51 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

(01-29-2012 11:39 PM)P Dog Wrote:  

(01-29-2012 11:25 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  2k posts and waiting for Roosh to send me the coveted board of directors watch and ring. For you who don't know about it take a look at Mixx's watch in the avatar above. Can't wait to see the ring but from what I heard it's sweeeter than what you get for winning the superbowl.

Ohh nice. Congratulations dude!

At 1K posts I received a copy of Roosh's book, "Bang Pornstars". Excellent read, but I'm surprised he hasn't released it to the general public yet.

I personally enjoyed the foldout on pg. 73

Post: #88

P dog, I'm surprised you didn't get a copy and you have more rep points / posts than I do. That "Ron Jeremy opener" is killer.

Post: #89

Was browsing a social networking site that I've picked up some women on and stumbled upon a hilarious picture. It was an obese girl holding a camera phone standing in front of a mirror. The caption read "not pregnate just big a beutiful". Misspellings and all. I had to laugh.

Post: #90

My ex girlfriend mentioned the current guy she's dating. I guessed what he looks like and all of his tastes and everything even though I don't know him at all. Why? Because he's a mega-beta chubby version of her Dad. LOL. Too fucking predictable.

Post: #91

I had an awesome dream.

Post: #92

El Jefe's avatar is really getting to me. Make it stop.

Post: #93

Howdy partners

Post: #94

One of my professors asked if I just graduated high school last year. It feels good to look young.

Post: #95

Nicest girl I've dated is getting married in a couple of months. Dude is 20 years older than me with a net worth of $300M+ - I'm not bothered; maybe she'll put out for old times' sakes before the wedding.

Post: #96

It goes by rep points mechanico, you'll get it at 50 rep points.



Mixx

Post: #97

I like my women like I like my coffee...

without a penis.

Post: #98

(01-30-2012 01:36 PM)Amour Fou Wrote:  El Jefe's avatar is really getting to me. Make it stop.

I should've used that picture instead of the smilie on my story above, a better visual.

Post: #99

I had a shitty night last night. I met this girl out who is a 7. I got her number while she was walking out of a bar and I was walking in. I thought "easy lay up" so I had her meet me at yardhouse. The bitch was 15 minutes late but seemed real excited and whatnot. I pull Tuth's "I'll get the first round" and she looks at me funny but doesn't say anything. I do all the normal touching and suggestive yet ambiguous comments. A few times there is that pause where I can tell she wants me to kiss her.

3 beers in and this bitch loses it. I'm just another asshole with an agenda and who do I think I am blah blah blah. I don't backpeddle, I actually say "look, I don't have an agenda, I get laid all the time, that's going to happen whether I have one or not"

This seems to shut her up for a second and then she's back to being affectionate. She suggests a venue change so we go to some bullshit country bar in Harrah's (I have never set foot in either place before) We get there and of course they card her and she doesn't have her ID. I look at her like "are you fucking kidding me?" not because I really care because I want to have an excuse to bounce her back to my place but because I want her to feel bad and have incentive to make it up to me.

Well this works....sort of. She starts talking about how she's sorry and then MID CONVERSATION she reverse her apology and starts going on about how I have an agenda again. I point out that it's impossible for me to have planned on her forgetting her ID and that we don't have a lot of options other than to go back to my place. I reframe it as my just being a thoughtful gentleman and she is perfectly free to not come over.

She agrees to come over, mid ride she decides to light up a cigarette.

That's it.

I ask her not to smoke and she actually asks me "Are you serious?"

"as a heart attack"

Now it's back to how I'm a bad guy and all this crap.

I just start driving back to the bar where her car is and stop in front of the parking structure. I don't say a word.

She sits there starting at me for a second while I stare straight ahead.

She then starts telling me how she thinks I'm a really nice guy and wants me to call her.

I let a beat go by for a second then I turn and look at her. "I would but you aren't worth the trouble. Goodbye."

I swear, I am talking to nothing but 8s and above from here on out, these bitches that are less than that are just too fucked up and try too hard to compensate.

Post: #100

(01-31-2012 01:13 AM)Fisto Wrote:  I had a shitty night last night. I met this girl out who is a 7. I got her number while she was walking out of a bar and I was walking in. I thought "easy lay up" so I had her meet me at yardhouse. The bitch was 15 minutes late but seemed real excited and whatnot. I pull Tuth's "I'll get the first round" and she looks at me funny but doesn't say anything. I do all the normal touching and suggestive yet ambiguous comments. A few times there is that pause where I can tell she wants me to kiss her.

3 beers in and this bitch loses it. I'm just another asshole with an agenda and who do I think I am blah blah blah. I don't backpeddle, I actually say "look, I don't have an agenda, I get laid all the time, that's going to happen whether I have one or not"

This seems to shut her up for a second and then she's back to being affectionate. She suggests a venue change so we go to some bullshit country bar in Harrah's (I have never set foot in either place before) We get there and of course they card her and she doesn't have her ID. I look at her like "are you fucking kidding me?" not because I really care because I want to have an excuse to bounce her back to my place but because I want her to feel bad and have incentive to make it up to me.

Well this works....sort of. She starts talking about how she's sorry and then MID CONVERSATION she reverse her apology and starts going on about how I have an agenda again. I point out that it's impossible for me to have planned on her forgetting her ID and that we don't have a lot of options other than to go back to my place. I reframe it as my just being a thoughtful gentleman and she is perfectly free to not come over.

She agrees to come over, mid ride she decides to light up a cigarette.

That's it.

I ask her not to smoke and she actually asks me "Are you serious?"

"as a heart attack"

Now it's back to how I'm a bad guy and all this crap.

I just start driving back to the bar where her car is and stop in front of the parking structure. I don't say a word.

She sits there starting at me for a second while I stare straight ahead.

She then starts telling me how she thinks I'm a really nice guy and wants me to call her.

I let a beat go by for a second then I turn and look at her. "I would but you aren't worth the trouble. Goodbye."

I swear, I am talking to nothing but 8s and above from here on out, these bitches that are less than that are just too fucked up and try too hard to compensate.

Hah! Don't worry bro, I got stood up by a super hot 19 year old Mexican girl tonight. Girl adds me to Facebook even though we have never met. I send her a msg "Hey, are you that girl who showed me her butt in the alley?" because I thought it might be her who I met the night before. She laughs and says no. I give her my number, she then gives me hers and tells me to txt her first, which I never do. So she txts me. We set up a date to meet at my house tonight at 8PM....it's now 10:19. At 8:20ish I txted her "Get lost?" and no reply. Oh well. Probalby should have left her on ice for the no show as opposed to sending a txt. Really would love to teach her 19 year old body some terrible tricks, maybe in the future.

Other than that I finally fucked this little cutie from the bar. I'm a bit of a biter, and was pretty drunk. She didn't mind me biting her up at the time, but apparently I left a bruise on her face and she is PISSED lol. Ran into her today at Subway and my charm worked for a minute, then she went back to not being happy with me. Would like to have her on the reg cause I'm stuck in my shit hole town of less than 10,000 people for at least another month and I am runnin through these slags way too fast. Think she's the kind of girl who would find a reason for drama regardless of what I do though.

Bitches, what ya gonna do?