Post: #17551

(04-26-2016 06:29 PM)kaotic Wrote:  Its not a matter of if you go down, it's just a matter of when.

There's 2 types of riders, those who went down, and those who will.

100% agreed.

I liked to think that "it'll never happen to me, I'm a great driver!" and truth be told I had damn good reflexes. Ripping it on a sunny day down the motorway swerving between cars, one of the funnest things to do in life.

That is until the "freak accidents" happen. Took me breaking a few bones and whole bunch of scars to stop.

(for now)

Really addictive driving a motorbike, so honestly if you haven't tried it before, I'd advise against it.

Post: #17552

(04-26-2016 03:21 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Which is the hottest??

Dammit! Do you guys think this is worthy of a fun thread? Resize the pic and start one if so.

Post: #17553

(04-26-2016 03:21 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Which is the hottest??

Something in my gut tells me one of those or more is a tranny. Perhaps all? Still I'll play a round of Russian Roulette.

I pick number 4.

Now fess up mate which ones the real girl?

Post: #17554

LOL, everyone is picking the same broads. I guess guys like redheads.

I'll go with #2.

Pass on:
8, 9 (dem titties), 12 all have clear stripper heels. 10 has the "good covered up" heels. 13 is not my type. 1 and 5 are too tatted up.

Too lazy to explain 3, 4, 6, 7, 11, 14

Post: #17555

(04-26-2016 03:21 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Which is the hottest??

I'm leaning towards number eight.

There's something suspicious here I have not figured out. I doubt Maguiars car wax would sponsor a tranny contest. Now, I think the sign in the back is for Aamco transmission places. If so, a tranny contest is a pretty humourus thing to do.

Aloha!

Post: #17556

WNB all these tall, lanky girls. Don't do jackshit for me.
WB the rest. But something smells bad, and it's not the 4th one's pussy......

Post: #17557

(04-26-2016 03:21 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Which is the hottest??

#9, but #5 is a close runner up.

That girl is like 6'13" damn. These are probably all trannies but fuck it.

Post: #17558

Another episode of muh feelings!

with its own hashtag #MoreThanMean

Post: #17559

Delete

Post: #17560

Anyone else seeing the "Go To First Post" in the front of the thread links on RVF ?

Not sure if it's a new feature, but man it's confusing me.

Post: #17561

(04-27-2016 12:38 PM)kaotic Wrote:  Anyone else seeing the "Go To First Post" in the front of the thread links on RVF ?

Not sure if it's a new feature, but man it's confusing me.

I don't see it on the full version, however the mobile version of the RVF has always had first post / last post as long as I've been using it.

Post: #17562

I was just sitting outside the local grocery store when a Serbian family walks past me, parks themselves at a nearby bench, and puts out a sign saying "Please help, need money for my two kids."
Then the guy takes out a freaking violin and pair of bluetooth speakers, and starts playing classical music in front of the local Kroger.

Most of the other customers passed him by and ignored him, but a few threw in some dollars on their way.

I don't have any work due today, so I just sat and listened to my own private violin concert for an hour. Gave him all the cash in my wallet.

Life is good.

Post: #17563

Wanted to stop by my local sushi joint and talk to the ojisan. Most sushi places have non japs working there and I wanted to introduce myself so I'd have an old man to chat with for language practice for time to time.

As it turns out, the guy is a trump supporter and is of the idea that the Illuminati are strongly opposed to him. Among other conspiracy type theories. Definitely did not see the night going that way.

Post: #17564

Met a girl recently and we've banged twice, both times for a very short period of time because she said she couldn't handle my size. Not writing this for the purpose of bragging (maybe a bit) but has anyone else encountered this?

She was seriously wet both times and I did use some lube, though now that I think of it we could've probably used more. Any suggestions would be helpful.

Post: #17565

^ Is she Asian?

I had the same problem with a tiny Japanese Gyaru girl. What worked was instead of missionary, doggie or cowgirl ... focus on positions that shorten accessible dick span.



Don't know what it's called but this position really works because her booty meat will block part of your dick unlike regular doggy where the pussy is exposed and able to take your full length. I was able to pump away as i pleased without her complaining "slowly slowly too big".

Her moaning was horrible though. Sounded like an 12 girl. Huge boner killer and had to call her out on it.

Post: #17566

(04-27-2016 10:39 PM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  ^ Is she Asian?

Nope, Guyanese.

Thanks for the position advice though, will def try it next time.

Post: #17567

When I was taking a walk this afternoon I saw 3 different girls flipping out, screaming, dogging out some guys. Crying, screaming, yelling, swear words.

Has anyone ever seen a woman do this to another woman? I've seen women get a little angry at other women but Ive never seen full blown temper tantrum, flip out.

Post: #17568

(04-27-2016 10:39 PM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  <SNIP>
Don't know what it's called but this position really works because her booty meat will block part of your dick unlike regular doggy where the pussy is exposed and able to take your full length.
<SNIP>

Every time I read "booty meat" in your posts I go:

Post: #17569

Banged a Frenchie years ago who's now living in Montreal and was posting shit during the lead up to Roosh's visit. She messaged me the other day with an update saying she's now a "feministe" and wants to visit a city near me. Been debating whether I should say "that's unfortunate" and troll or just ignore and fuck it out of her later. Leaning towards trolling.

Post: #17570

Exactly what happened to my last lays, Tigermandingo. I think it got bigger after I started getting fit and eating healthier.
Missed a 1 every 4 months bang session with a tight 19 yo because it would just not fit. Tried the position suggested by Anabasis to Desta but it was still too big.

Other option: bang a slut who's a very loose pussy. But beware of some positions: you will still hurt her ( good for your ego but very frustrating to have her scream because she is hurt. Like my current LTR.)


Sorry for the bragging too. I am glad it was you who asked the question

Post: #17571

(04-28-2016 08:16 AM)mikado Wrote:  Other option: bang a slut who's a very loose pussy. But beware of some positions: you will still hurt her ( good for your ego but very frustrating to have her scream because she is hurt. Like my current LTR.)

That's the thing - if she is not enjoying it, then I'm not enjoying it. There are gotta be ways around this though. They push humans out of there for chrissakes!!

Post: #17572

Now that you mention it, I also happen to have that problem

Post: #17573

Y'all tried that "one weird trick" too?

(04-28-2016 09:10 AM)TigerMandingo Wrote:  That's the thing - if she is not enjoying it, then I'm not enjoying it. There are gotta be ways around this though. They push humans out of there for chrissakes!!

Stretch it out with foreplay and fingers and go slow at first, 1" in, 1/2" out again. Not an (unmutilated) girl alive who couldn't take a fist up there with enough foreplay first.

Post: #17574

My favorites are:

#2- I like the beach blonde look and she has a knowing expression that tells you she loves to take dick.

#4- I'm crazy about redheads, and that pale skin.

#9- Like her sultry look, the hair, and dem big titties.

Post: #17575

This is one of those articles where I can't even be bothered to read past the headline because I know it will be nonsense:

http://nypost.com/2016/04/28/i-want-all-...-any-kids/

Quote:I want all the perks of maternity leave — without having any kids

I tried reading it but it just got more and more ridiculous.