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kaotic 路 2016-12-03 17:17:00 路 #20051
Tweet imbeds I can't wait to use this function when linking !
Jean Valjean 路 2016-12-03 17:43:00 路 #20052
Scott Adams, at about the 6m mark in this 13 September 2016 Periscope vid, speculates about a disorder that Hillary Clinton may have that could explain why she took a long time to use the bathroom at the 19 December 2015 Democratic debate, and why she allowed herself to become dehydrated to the point of collapsing at a 11 September 2016 memorial service.

In the video, Adams gives out clues about what the disorder might be, and challenges his viewers to guess what it is. I didn't see the official medical term for this disorder mentioned anywhere on the forum, so I guess no one else thought of it either, even though it's a fairly common disorder that both Adams and Howard Stern have said they suffer from as well. I suffer from it too, so I'm a little surprised that I didn't think of it when these stories were in the news.
CynicalContrarian 路 2016-12-04 05:11:00 路 #20053
(12-03-2016 01:41 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Testing tweet embeds:


I'm not complaining.
Just for reference / posterity.
Seems I can't see these embedded tweets on a Win7 desktop using either IE11 or the latest Firefox. Even if I'm logged into Twitter.
CynicalContrarian 路 2016-12-04 06:00:00 路 #20054
Can't say I would ever want to share a foxhole with the author or whoever he is that they were interviewing.
Yet he's not wrong in how modern marriage is a shadow of it's former self.
Just love the way you could see she was actively constraining herself. Laugh

'Feminist Can't Believe Men Don't Want To Get Married'



Leonard D Neubache 路 2016-12-04 07:49:00 路 #20055
^I got the typical shit test early in my marriage post first kid about "what would you do if we got a divorce".

*No pause whatsoever* "Go to America and join the marines. Failing that, the Foreign Legion. They give you a new name and passport."

Her jaw hit the floor. She never brought it up again. Laugh
Zelcorpion 路 2016-12-04 08:41:00 路 #20056
(12-04-2016 07:49 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  ^I got the typical shit test early in my marriage post first kid about "what would you do if we got a divorce".

*No pause whatsoever* "Go to America and join the marines. Failing that, the Foreign Legion. They give you a new name and passport."

Her jaw hit the floor. She never brought it up again. Laugh

That is when women think that they can squeeze you financially. I would also add: "If the Foreign Legion does not take me, then I will join ISIS. That cannot be worse than being divorce raped in the West. I grow a beard, read only one book and get sex slaves galore - sure I may die soon, but at least I will die while having my balls attached to me."

When they cannot do that, then you say: "Sweetheart, I am going to get myself a younger, hotter girlfriend and be happy as a clam! But you know that, so keeping me moderately happy prevents me from being even more happy with a hot young thing."
Leonard D Neubache 路 2016-12-04 09:14:00 路 #20057
Details invite arguments, and that's not productive.

It was enough for her to know that I would choose a manly path rather than be cucked. That's what shit tests are all about. For her to feel comfortable knowing that there's a man in charge.

She's a keeper. I knew that from early on. She has no interest in leaving and would be in an impossible position if she did. She just wanted to know that my balls hadn't dropped off since the last shit-test.
Kona 路 2016-12-04 15:14:00 路 #20058
Some skank I bang and I just took my little nieces to this breakfast at the Disney resort on Oahu.

The youngest with us is five, and she's a shitkicker. The place was just filled with screaming kids, and she was getting pissed. Its funny because she sort of understands the value of a dollar, and that little event was expensive. When she was complaining to me she even said "we paid good money for this, well you paid good money!"

At the table next to us were the classic Midwestern tourists. The dad had socks with teva sandals and cargo shorts. The mom was a good 250 pounds and had the one shoulder shirt on. Then two under three kids under ten, two boys and a girl. They all had their mountain dews going. The kids were loud as shit and the parentsmwere just shoveling in pancakes.

My nieces finally slamsmthe table and yells "You better control those rat bastards!"

This huge buffet room just went silent. It was really embarrassing, but I was really proud.

I have to remember to watch what I say around the kids. They repeat everything.

Aloha!
Zelcorpion 路 2016-12-04 17:10:00 路 #20059
(12-04-2016 03:14 PM)Kona Wrote:  Some skank I bang and I just took my little nieces to this breakfast at the Disney resort on Oahu.
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At the table next to us were the classic Midwestern tourists. The dad had socks with teva sandals and cargo shorts. The mom was a good 250 pounds and had the one shoulder shirt on. Then two under three kids under ten, two boys and a girl. They all had their mountain dews going. The kids were loud as shit and the parentsmwere just shoveling in pancakes.

My nieces finally slamsmthe table and yells "You better control those rat bastards!"

Good job - Mountain Dew is pretty high up on the caffeine level - should be banned for kids since it is only 35% off from Red Bull. If you add sugar to the mix, then kids simply cannot be controlled at all. No kid in the 1980s was that high on sugar and coffeine.
https://www.math.utah.edu/~yplee/fun/caffeine.html

Also - heh - "skank I bang and I" - sounds like a solid theme.
Euphoric_Breeze 路 2016-12-04 17:56:00 路 #20060
Wanna have a good laugh check out this crazy guy, it's absolutely hilarious how he makes these two chicks lose their fucking mind.


CynicalContrarian 路 2016-12-05 08:08:00 路 #20061
(12-04-2016 03:14 PM)Kona Wrote:  ...My nieces finally slamsmthe table and yells "You better control those rat bastards!"
This huge buffet room just went silent. It was really embarrassing, but I was really proud.
I have to remember to watch what I say around the kids. They repeat everything.

Aloha!

Laugh
We'll that's one way to earn an extra special x-mas gift.
Wahawahwah 路 2016-12-05 08:58:00 路 #20062
(12-04-2016 05:56 PM)Euphoric_Breeze Wrote:  Wanna have a good laugh check out this crazy guy, it's absolutely hilarious how he makes these two chicks lose their fucking mind.



Fake as fuck
C-Note 路 2016-12-05 10:28:00 路 #20063
(12-03-2016 06:00 AM)mistertruc Wrote:  How would you react?




The guy did ok, but I would have tried harder to reframe it on them: "I'm exercising my right to free speech and you're bullying me just like the Hillary supporters who were paid to bully Trump and Bernie supporters at their rallies. Remember Project Veritas? You two helped Hillary rig the primary against the Bern. You're bullies." Then, keep repeating basically the same thing over and over and they probably would have given up and left a little faster.
CynicalContrarian 路 2016-12-05 11:05:00 路 #20064
Why even bother getting married?
Especially to a 6 at best :

Rise of the modern marriage: Meet the couple who REFUSED to say 'till death do us part' in their wedding vows... as other newlyweds ditch the tradition and sign a '10 year contract'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/articl...z4Ryomkhk1

-Sydney bride Casey Beros took 'till death do us part' out of their vows
-They chose instead to write their own, and focus on their relationship
-She said no other contract in a person's life lasts forever
-It comes as Dr Nikki Goldstein spoke about a 10-year marriage contract
-In it couples focus on what they want from their relationship and marriage

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Maybe.
Maybe that guy is smart & he figures he can upgrade his already average wife to a better model in 10 years time.
Cause at her rate, despite her delusions, she won't be upgrading to anyone better than him in 10 years time.

No way in hell I'm agreeing to a '10 year contract' just so some chick can have her juvenile princess day fantasy (wedding) & look for an out after the fact.
Zelcorpion 路 2016-12-05 11:45:00 路 #20065
That reminds me - single moms are the best catches for marriage - heh:



UlteriorMotive 路 2016-12-05 13:31:00 路 #20066
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General Stalin 路 2016-12-05 14:13:00 路 #20067
Legal marriage has become an antiquated institution ever since second wave feminism changed our culture and society to promote women to have their own full-time jobs. The legal and tax benefits of marriage are barely useful when both members of the relationship make a liveable salary and have their own individual insurance plans and personal benefits.

Unless your wife is a stay at home mom who does not make any of her own money or have any health coverage of her own then there is little to no reason to get married. All your doing is creating undue financial and legal risk
Roosh 路 2016-12-05 15:40:00 路 #20068
Current youtube "Trending" recommendation for me:

   

Gay
kaotic 路 2016-12-05 15:44:00 路 #20069
Because you have SO much facial space for make up Laugh
CynicalContrarian 路 2016-12-05 19:46:00 路 #20070
You & I have rather different tastes Roosh. Laugh

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Ivanis 路 2016-12-05 19:58:00 路 #20071
(12-05-2016 07:46 PM)CynicalContrarian Wrote:  You & I have rather different tastes Roosh. Laugh

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Gotta love that Steven Crowder! He is awesome!

Highfive
redbeard 路 2016-12-05 20:18:00 路 #20072
Steven Crowder is not funny.
Dr. Howard 路 2016-12-05 20:35:00 路 #20073
(12-05-2016 02:13 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  Legal marriage has become an antiquated institution ever since second wave feminism changed our culture and society to promote women to have their own full-time jobs. The legal and tax benefits of marriage are barely useful when both members of the relationship make a liveable salary and have their own individual insurance plans and personal benefits.

Unless your wife is a stay at home mom who does not make any of her own money or have any health coverage of her own then there is little to no reason to get married. All your doing is creating undue financial and legal risk

Agreed. In my opinion the only reason to get married anymore is to establish a religious covenant that can be used to shame the husband and wife into working out their differences during those times when they hate each other.

These schmucks above shouldn't even be using the word marriage. It should be retitled, "Man and woman form 10 year limited partnership, expect others to celebrate" I can't wait for the next level of ironic degeneracy...look for these news headlines in 3 years.

"Woman wears wedding dress for 1st day of work at google. Corporate giant is her dream husband/provider" or "Woman throws wedding reception after landing dream job, jokes that she is 'married to her career'"

Its the same thing as take christ out of christmas, all that you've got left is "happy holidays" people who dont' want to involve THE God, or at least a god shouldn't even be invoking the term marriage or wedding.
King of Monkeys 路 2016-12-05 20:52:00 路 #20074
(12-05-2016 01:31 PM)UlteriorMotive Wrote:  [img*]https://media.giphy.com/media/BjmHqr4maYpBC/giphy.gif[/img]

It's even better with sound effects.



Roosh 路 2016-12-05 20:54:00 路 #20075
(12-05-2016 07:46 PM)CynicalContrarian Wrote:  You & I have rather different tastes Roosh. Laugh

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I posted the Trending results, which should be the same for everyone of a geographical area. My Recommended results are makeup free.

But that gives me an idea...
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