Last time I used a pre-workout was back before they cut the balls off of Jack3d, and it definitely helped me bust through some plateaus. Definitely a good tool to have on the belt.

(11-23-2013 07:52 PM)Pyre Wrote:  

(11-23-2013 07:06 PM)MHaes Wrote:  Can't run out to the store right now, have a girl coming over in a bit, what household things can I use as anal lube?

lube is just glycerin, so any glycerin based thing, like lotion.

Olive oil is great.

Or you can do this:

It's official my game is basically a combination of JR smith and lattrel spreewell.

One day I can't miss a bucket and literally just got into the pros outta highschool.

The next day I'm on the bench for a multi-game suspension for choking out a coach (cockblocking myself).

Need to find some way to balance.

Need more practice... Practice... Practice...

http://youtu.be/eGDBR2L5kzI

Dudes that are in the oil game are strange.

This one Mexican I work with is 29 and has a 19 year old step son that he has raised since the kid was 3.

That means he was 13 when he started taking care of the kid.

When I was 13 I was trying to figure out how to beat Grand Theft Auto.

I need help from anyone in NYC/Brooklyn area, I need reconnaissance on a company to actually see if they are a legitimate american outfit. PM me if you can help

zip code is 11211

^Hahaha that's Williamsburg, hit up either Soup or El Mech.

Hey guys have you got any ideas of what to go in for an anything but clothes party, preferably something that doesn't make me look like a complete tool

There was a thread with the perfect poloroid camera for insta pics. I almost bought it but had a problem with the order. Anybody has the link?

I've been curious about this for a while. Maybe one of you can answer my question.

What is the deal with lesbians? Not ugly bulldykes, but the more attractive ones. Do they still fuck guys on the occassion? Not bisexuals, but one's who actually say they are lesbians.

I ask because I imagine most of them fucked a few dudes before coming out. Do they just replace the dick with strap-ons? How do lesbian chicks have sex? Because if they still use strap-ons, that seems like they are still craving the D.

I fucked a lesbian like you describe last summer. She had a miley cyrus haircut and everything, ha.

She said she'd had a bad breakup with her russian model girlfriend of 6 years because she found out the gf was taking dick on the side (she said something like 100 sexual partners in a few years). Because of this she wanted to see what she was missing with men.

I've read something like 85-90% of lesbians have had sex with a man at some point.

A friend of mine was banging a girl who was exclusively (she claimed) a lesbian for 7 years before they hooked up one night

I don't think it's unusual at all for especially the more feminine ones to want some dick every now and then

The toolbox on my truck is jammed. It's unlocked but it won't open.

Any suggestions?

Have you tried prying it open?

(11-25-2013 10:07 PM)renotime Wrote:  Dudes that are in the oil game are strange.

This one Mexican I work with is 29 and has a 19 year old step son that he has raised since the kid was 3.

That means he was 13 when he started taking care of the kid.

When I was 13 I was trying to figure out how to beat Grand Theft Auto.

You're working in the oil fields?

Congrats, keep it up.

(11-26-2013 11:23 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  Have you tried prying it open?

Yeah, I was able to open one end a little bit. The other end is a no go though. I think the bag is stuck on the locking mechanism or something.

I'll get the mexicans to help me with it at work tomorrow.

(11-26-2013 11:27 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  

(11-25-2013 10:07 PM)renotime Wrote:  Dudes that are in the oil game are strange.

This one Mexican I work with is 29 and has a 19 year old step son that he has raised since the kid was 3.

That means he was 13 when he started taking care of the kid.

When I was 13 I was trying to figure out how to beat Grand Theft Auto.

You're working in the oil fields?

Congrats, keep it up.

I am not working in the oil fields.

Don't tell me what to do, yo.

(11-25-2013 07:02 PM)soup Wrote:  

(11-23-2013 07:52 PM)Pyre Wrote:  

(11-23-2013 07:06 PM)MHaes Wrote:  Can't run out to the store right now, have a girl coming over in a bit, what household things can I use as anal lube?

lube is just glycerin, so any glycerin based thing, like lotion.

Olive oil is great.

Or you can do this:

Butter will burn your shit up up. Its highly acidic and will literally burn a cooch and irritate the shit out of your dick. Olive oil is a acidic also, not a good choice not to mention the smell. I'm holding back vomit trying to mix the smell of olive oil and sex musk, it would probably smell like a Greek brothel in the dirtiest parts of Athens.

Use Coconut oil or Glycerin.

(11-26-2013 01:44 PM)tylerdurden1993 Wrote:  Hey guys have you got any ideas of what to go in for an anything but clothes party, preferably something that doesn't make me look like a complete tool

Wore a bunch of world flags to one of these, tied together and wrapped like a toga. Can have fun with this, change your accents, lend them out to girls if they will wear them. Of course that is all dependent on your having a bunch of world flags. Ask your local college's international dept. Make something up about needing them for an 'international theme dinner'. Accept you'll lose a couple.
Over/under on number of girls wearing a strapless dress made of duct tape: 1.5.

The reactions make this video hilarious.

I genuinely was laughing out loud at that. Also, WB some of the girls watching him too, for the record. Here's another one of them. I usually hate this kind of stuff, but I agree, the reactions make it funny.

Sorry, last one. Well funny.

(11-26-2013 11:55 PM)kosko Wrote:  

(11-25-2013 07:02 PM)soup Wrote:  

(11-23-2013 07:52 PM)Pyre Wrote:  

(11-23-2013 07:06 PM)MHaes Wrote:  Can't run out to the store right now, have a girl coming over in a bit, what household things can I use as anal lube?

lube is just glycerin, so any glycerin based thing, like lotion.

Olive oil is great.

Or you can do this:

Butter will burn your shit up up. Its highly acidic and will literally burn a cooch and irritate the shit out of your dick. Olive oil is a acidic also, not a good choice not to mention the smell. I'm holding back vomit trying to mix the smell of olive oil and sex musk, it would probably smell like a Greek brothel in the dirtiest parts of Athens.

Use Coconut oil or Glycerin.

I used olive oil and fucked some girl in the ass in her girlfriends bed and got it all over the place. No problem on my dick. Not ideal, but you can use it in a pinch, and it's edible.

so I go to apply for this job and in the application it asks what my expected salary is.

I have no fuckin idea.

Does this mean I'm nowhere near qualified for the job?

I googled that shit and it can range anywhere from 50-100k

I should lowball myself so I'll get hired on.

(11-27-2013 09:07 AM)Teedub Wrote:  I genuinely was laughing out loud at that. Also, WB some of the girls watching him too, for the record. Here's another one of them. I usually hate this kind of stuff, but I agree, the reactions make it funny.

Yeah I was cursing at it when it started but gave it a go and was pleasantly surprised.

A broad from Florida files a class action suit against match.com for 1.5 BILLION claiming the site has loads of fake profiles with her pic on them.

http://articles.timesofindia.indiatimes....te-content

Go big or go home I guess.

Silvio Berlusconi recently said "It's better to fall in love with a seventeen year old girl than be a gay". HAHAHAHA!