Post: #9051

Yeah bojangles. Is trance similar to Prodigy or is it like the new wave sounding electronic shit? That song made me want to be high as Fuck on drugs haha.

Post: #9052

Damn, if I don't get fired within the next few weeks I'll finally know the managers at my company have no balls.

the new HR chick got them to install some hand reader that we have to use to clock in/out. as well as every time we do a certain task.

First I tried to explain to her that clocking in/out for every task is retarded since I'm usually doing 5 things at once that are very short.

Then she tries to get me to sign up for an account at the product manufacturers site. They want your email, phone number, social insurance number etc. this is so that you can request time off work.

Bitch doesn't even understand how the internet works and was saying how only our company would have the info... even though you're putting it all thru the one website who is going to make bank off you and its going to always fuck up because thats how these things end up going.

I told her I wasn't doing it and she said "well if you don't do it you can't request time off" I told her "I think I'll be able to walk 5 feet and hand my supervisor a piece of paper.

Then she started saying how if I don't do it I don't get paid. I said whatever and walked off. Then I started talking shit about the program to everyone at work and got about 5 people (out of the 10 that were on my shift) to be angry/saying they aren't going to do it.



then when I was driving home I fell in love at first sight. I swerved through some traffic then as I was driving past this car I looked beside me and this chick was there looking back. She smiled and my heart skipped a beat.... was this beta. contemplated following her so I could talk to her, but I was hungry

Post: #9053

^beta cuz you drive that wack ass minivan

Post: #9054

(12-05-2013 06:08 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  She smiled and my heart skipped a beat.... was this beta. contemplated following her so I could talk to her, but I was hungry

A hot broad in a Vette smiled at this guy too. Wasn't because she wanted his D.

Post: #9055

Ive been trolling girls online to see what i can get away with, im using my real profile with pics.

Even with girls that pretty much write in their profiles that all men are scum, im surprised at how i dont get called out, being told that im ugly/small penis mysoginist, or whatever.
A couple of girls have apologized to me after i told them they are too ugly to be messaging me. One girl immediately deleted her profile after i asked if i could have her friends number instead of hers.
Another girl deleted her whatsapp after i asked if she gained weight recently since her profile pic seems a bit more chubby than the rest.
Seems like a mean thing to do, but the stuff some of these bitches write about men messaging them is more than enough reason to be a dick to them.

Other than that i still cant get a single one to come straight to my apt. I guess this is the part where most guys here use the come smoke weed with me line.

Post: #9056

(12-05-2013 06:36 PM)dog24 Wrote:  Ive been trolling girls online to see what i can get away with, im using my real profile with pics.

Even with girls that pretty much write in their profiles that all men are scum, im surprised at how i dont get called out, being told that im ugly/small penis mysoginist, or whatever.
A couple of girls have apologized to me after i told them they are too ugly to be messaging me. One girl immediately deleted her profile after i asked if i could have her friends number instead of hers.
Another girl deleted her whatsapp after i asked if she gained weight recently since her profile pic seems a bit more chubby than the rest.
Seems like a mean thing to do, but the stuff some of these bitches write about men messaging them is more than enough reason to be a dick to them.

Other than that i still cant get a single one to come straight to my apt. I guess this is the part where most guys here use the come smoke weed with me line.

how exactly do you do it to get them to react like that? put up a convo that you've used

Post: #9057

Nothing out of the ordinary, im just really honest with them.
I assume the first message they get is always youre so pretty, so it must be shocking to them.
I ask them are you one of those girls that recently got dumped and is planning to use all they guys in here for validation? Also are you one of those girls who gained a lot of weight recently and cant get attention in the real world anymore?
If the girl seems like a sif i called her out on it, and ask them how much they weigh.... not a single callout so far.
I guess they just dont react like americans girls.

Post: #9058

All work and no play makes renotime a dull boy.
All work and no play makes renotime a dull boy.
All work and no play makes renotime a dull boy.
All work and no play makes renotime a dull boy.
All work and no play makes renotime a dull boy.

Post: #9059

^Write a novel.

Like Ali.

Post: #9060

35th anniversary showing of the epic movie Animal House on AMC now.

Still awesome and I'm getting fucking old.

Post: #9061

WesternCancer, it really fucking heartens me to hear of guys with a backbone. There's not enough people around willing to call it how it is.

I've just finished my last day of work and I'm fucking buzzing.

Post: #9062

my favorite scene:

Post: #9063

(12-05-2013 10:07 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  my favorite scene:

Singing mangina-"I wrote my love a storyyyyy that had no end..."

Bluto has no time for that shit.

Post: #9064

I got the first season of Family Matters.

Gonna be a good night.

Post: #9065

Rubbing girls asses is stress relieving for most men.

I did a study on it.

Post: #9066

Snowday! I forgot to stock up on alcohol I might have to brave the elements.

Post: #9067

(12-05-2013 08:30 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  35th anniversary showing of the epic movie Animal House on AMC now.

Still awesome and I'm getting fucking old.

That scene always irked me because most beer cans in that time period (early 60's) were steel, not aluminum.
Pedant that I am...

Post: #9068

Just called my girl's cat Bitchtits and pulled her around the house with her tail as she was yowling with pleasure.

The way to a girl's heart is through terrorizing her cat.

Post: #9069

I brought up the issue of false rape charges with my step-dad (he had two daughters) and he countered by saying that lots of women legitimately raped don't come forward too. I agreed it was bad. However I said that modern, specifically American girls were doing the regret-rape thing a lot recently and he went off on one saying how it's a tricky issue etc.

Ended up having a huge row where physical violence may have erupted, I'm still shaking a bit from adrenaline. Man, feminism has made my Mum's partner of over 10 years nearly white knight against me about something entirely unrelated to his own life.

Post: #9070

(12-06-2013 04:22 PM)Teedub Wrote:  Ended up having a huge row where physical violence may have erupted, I'm still shaking a bit from adrenaline.

What? Give us more details.

Post: #9071

Yep -- one of the reasons feminism is so strong is that men who have no understanding of women become white-knights who buy into their lies.

I've noticed this is especially bad in guys who have daughters. It turns on their white-knighting genes bigtime, for pretty obvious reasons.

Post: #9072

Got this pizza smell- I think it's in my beard from last night. It doesn't seem to be leaving.

Post: #9073

(12-06-2013 05:45 PM)soup Wrote:  Got this pizza smell- I think it's in my beard from last night. It doesn't seem to be leaving.

did you make out with a fatty?

Post: #9074

No I made out with a slice.

Pizzalingus.

Post: #9075

soup, what do you think is the best pizza place in NYC?