Post: #26

(01-13-2012 02:50 PM)MiXX Wrote:  

(01-13-2012 02:45 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  Does a shaker or a blower from a girl cold on a plane get you any kind of Mile High Club junior membership status?

Or is it an all or nothing thing?

Good Question! I have had 2 blowjobs on airplanes before, but it never led to sex, and I had met the girl at the airport and were lucky enough to sit next to each other. These were both on red-eye flights for more than 3hrs.

Yet, I don't consider myself a MHC member for getting a blow-job 2x.

So, maybe Jr. Membership is indeed something that needs to be recognized, but full membership needs to be respected. That shit is not easy!


Mixx

Yeah, I think we need some kind of "Membership Levels".

A guy who does a cold threesome on a place needs to get some kind of "Platinum Level Status".

Or what about de-virginizing a girl cold on a plane? That could be "Cherry Level Status".

Quote:What if you knew the woman but you never had sex with her prior to the flight. You both have this wild idea to do the deed in the spur of the moment. Or does the Mile high club involve only Cold Approaches??

Needs to be "cold".

No shortcuts.

Post: #27

(01-13-2012 02:50 PM)RaulValdez739 Wrote:  What if you knew the woman but you never had sex with her prior to the flight. You both have this wild idea to do the deed in the spur of the moment. Or does the Mile high club involve only Cold Approaches??

Hummmm...another great question.


I would have to say that this qualifies for MHC. Convincing a woman to have sex for the first time with you (even though you met her elsewhere in another lifetime) on a plane is definitely NOT easy. If you did this, congrats you bad-ass MHC member!


Mixx

Post: #28

(01-13-2012 02:56 PM)MiXX Wrote:  

(01-13-2012 02:50 PM)RaulValdez739 Wrote:  What if you knew the woman but you never had sex with her prior to the flight. You both have this wild idea to do the deed in the spur of the moment. Or does the Mile high club involve only Cold Approaches??

Hummmm...another great question.


I would have to say that this qualifies for MHC. Convincing a woman to have sex for the first time with you (even though you met her elsewhere in another lifetime) on a plane is definitely NOT easy. If you did this, congrats you bad-ass MHC member!


Mixx

Mixx, I see your point, however this is a real slippery slope.

It is too easy to "manufacture" a Mile High Club membership this way.

You could have a girl 99% of the way there for swooping already and then just swoop her on the plane.

This is "Silver Level Status" or "Bronze Level Status" at best in my book.

Keep in mind, I would qualify for this with the loophole. So I am actually hurting myself by saying this.

For me, it's cold or nothing.

Post: #29

I think the actual rules are just to bang on the plane a mile up. Girlfriend or whatever. In the last couple years every plane I've been on is packed but a few years back I've been on planes where it was just me and the crew drinking minishots. The security now puts a funny vibe on the plane that didn't used to be there as well but either way here's some moves.

1. Get a blanket. You could share it with the girl next to you which makes it easy for her to escalate.

2. Minishots/mixers. Get them while you can.

3. Troll the isle. If you don't have a decent girl next to you get up and try to change into a seat across from one and chat her up. Target girls with an empty seat next to them if possible but don't just jump into it. Open her then sit on your second pass.

4. Reasons. Why are you walking around the plane? One trip for extra ice when the drink cart is in the back and one in the front. Bathroom in the back and one in the front. So that's four reasons.

5. Time. Most girls know and want to join as much as we do. Build comfort then go direct for the kill.

Post: #30

I was on a plane a few months back and this very cute Latina walked passed my seat on her way to the bathroom. I told myself..."I wanna fuck her".

She came out of the bathroom and walked towards my seat..

me: whats up (big flirty grin in my face)
her: hey
me: wanna hang out?
her: uuuummm (kind of blushing)
me: ya grab your stuff and come sit back here
her: uuummm, well, uhhh
me: Do you have a purse or something?
her: no i just...ummm...uh
me: ha your funny where are you from?
her: San Francisco
me: no wonder your skin is so white
her: huh? Oh ya its been so foggy
me: ya, you know about the "indian summer"
her: well, i've heard about it but actually i just moved from San Jose
me: oh ok

I motioned with my hand for her to sit down next to me. We chatted for about 10 minutes. I was thinking how I could escalate and make a move. We started talking about working out. How a woman can build up her butt without getting big legs. A good topic to build from. We talked about a womans physique. I slowed my speech and made a little stronger eye contact. I was looking for some good eye contact in return. I told her she can work her butt without building her legs, I reached up and turned the light off. I put my hand on her knee and caressed her thigh just a little. She was a little nervious at first but we ended up making out. After a few minutes, I said "lets go to the bathroom", you go first and i'll come in after a few minutes".

She laughed and said "you're crazy". I said you only get a few chances in life to meet a stranger on a plane. She thought about it for a sec and said that she had a bf. Not sure if she really did or not. We chatted some more. I told her to give me her number but again she said she had a bf.

The plane landed and she said.."thank you so much for the offer".

Thats the closest I've ever come to the "MHC".

I am a member of the famed "Staircase of a Comedy Club"

Post: #31

(01-13-2012 04:10 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  I was on a plane a few months back and this very cute Latina walked passed my seat on her way to the bathroom. I told myself..."I wanna fuck her".

She came out of the bathroom and walked towards my seat..

me: whats up (big flirty grin in my face)
her: hey
me: wanna hang out?
her: uuuummm (kind of blushing)
me: ya grab your stuff and come sit back here
her: uuummm, well, uhhh
me: Do you have a purse or something?
her: no i just...ummm...uh
me: ha your funny where are you from?
her: San Francisco
me: no wonder your skin is so white
her: huh? Oh ya its been so foggy
me: ya, you know about the "indian summer"
her: well, i've heard about it but actually i just moved from San Jose
me: oh ok

I motioned with my hand for her to sit down next to me. We chatted for about 10 minutes. I was thinking how I could escalate and make a move. We started talking about working out. How a woman can build up her butt without getting big legs. A good topic to build from. We talked about a womans physique. I slowed my speech and made a little stronger eye contact. I was looking for some good eye contact in return. I told her she can work her butt without building her legs, I reached up and turned the light off. I put my hand on her knee and caressed her thigh just a little. She was a little nervious at first but we ended up making out. After a few minutes, I said "lets go to the bathroom", you go first and i'll come in after a few minutes".

She laughed and said "you're crazy". I said you only get a few chances in life to meet a stranger on a plane. She thought about it for a sec and said that she had a bf. Not sure if she really did or not. We chatted some more. I told her to give me her number but again she said she had a bf.

The plane landed and she said.."thank you so much for the offer".

Thats the closest I've ever come to the "MHC".

I am a member of the famed "Staircase of a Comedy Club"

Now that is Strong Game.

I bet that was one of the few times you actually were wishing you were on a longer flight, right Gio?

Post: #32

wow! Gio - Jedi mind tricks Strong game.. Serious conviction.

(01-12-2012 11:59 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(01-12-2012 11:44 AM)MiXX Wrote:  

(01-12-2012 11:33 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  I used to bang rental car girls

Ha!!! OMG, I think we need to open a thread on this topic alone. Rental car agency girls are just like nurses, I swear, these girls are fuckkiiinnggg horny!!

I'm banging this cute Puerto Rican Alamo Car rental chic today! LOL!!

Mixx

I thought we covered that on one of your threads. Rental car girls envy people who work for the airlines or used to because they make more money and benefits. I swear that they would just leave notes on my car when I parked in air cargo. The entire airport is a fuckfest if you work there. Even the older skycap dudes were pulling on the steady.

In all my years of travelling and renting cars I never realized the 'Rental Car' - I guess because I was always in a hurry to get the Car and get out or get back in and catch my flight. .. Interesting to keep in mind, the next time there is one of them thats worth driving earlier to the airport and trying it out.

(01-13-2012 02:50 PM)MiXX Wrote:  

(01-13-2012 02:45 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  Does a shaker or a blower from a girl cold on a plane get you any kind of Mile High Club junior membership status?

Or is it an all or nothing thing?

Good Question! I have had 2 blowjobs on airplanes before, but it never led to sex, and I had met the girl at the airport and were lucky enough to sit next to each other. These were both on red-eye flights for more than 3hrs.

Yet, I don't consider myself a MHC member for getting a blow-job 2x.

So, maybe Jr. Membership is indeed something that needs to be recognized, but full membership needs to be respected. That shit is not easy!

Mixx

Hmm.. Damn! Mixx - You rock! Pushing the envelope.

Post: #33

I think if you get a notch on an airplane that should qualify you regardless of whether you knew the girl before the flight or not. The MHC is exclusive as it is, I don't know a single person who's fucked a girl for the first time on a plane.

El/Mixx/G, have you ever run into problems with getting caught or harassed by the flight attendants or by law enforcement once you land? Even if you stagger going to the bathroom by a few minutes, I'd think it would be hard to conceal the fact that you're banging once you get started. Depending on the departure and arrival cities it might be illegal too.

I wouldn't want to try it and find out there's an air marshal on board either...

Post: #34

(01-13-2012 07:53 PM)gringochileno Wrote:  El/Mixx/G, have you ever run into problems with getting caught or harassed by the flight attendants or by law enforcement once you land?

Yes! I had a flight from Bogota to Sao Paolo about 2 years ago, the flight attendant caught us, and the bitch reported me to the Policia Federal in Sao Paolo, Brazil. When I landed, those Brazilians were pissed!! I mean, you'd think I tried to hijack the plane or something, and I had one officer flat out screaming in my face as if I had called his mother a whore or something.

So, what did Mixx do? I pretended not to know what the fuck they were talking about, pretend I did not speak Portuguese and only spoke English, and then I was very respectful despite these fucks screaming in my face for what I was doing. I admitted nothing!


....after 15 mins, I was let go with no fines, no deportation, just a bunch of pissed off airline crew and local immigration police.

Fucking Avianca bitch!! That was the last time I flew Avianca, 'fuck 'em.


Mixx

Post: #35

Haha nice, I love playing the "stupid gringo" card. Works every time.

Post: #36

The pilots got your back on this. If the atts give you shit just tell them before you get off the plane. I worked with these dudes and in cockpits. There's pics of sluts hidden everywhere.
http://www.airlinecrew.net/vbulletin/arc...67701.html
The only time they will break balls if a line forms infront of the biffy and then they will just bang on the door. On planes with the jets in the back like those old DCs or MDs they make so much noise nobody will ever hear.

As far as the bj goes look at my previous tips. Get a blanket and make it look like shes sleeping with her head on your lap. you can drive a car in traffic and get head so you should be able to watch for them.

When I worked for US air it was at Monterey peninsula airport and the gravy job that it was only the top seniority dudes were there so the flight passes were given out like halloween candy. this one dude that I was good buds with was No1 in the whole company after they bought out Piedmont. The plane only went to LA then Vegas then back to LA then MRY and would stay in MRY overnight half the week so there would be a skeleton crew winding down on it. So if I met a girl in the plane out of Vegas all she had to do was not get off and come chill with me from LAX. I had to be at the airport anyway in the morning so it made it very easy to do.

Post: #37

Alright, I did my breakdown on The Mile High Club:

The Mile High Club Broken Down To The Bone Gristle
http://www.thegmanifesto.com/2012/01/the...istle.html

Thoughts?

Post: #38

(01-16-2012 01:25 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  Alright, I did my breakdown on The Mile High Club:

The Mile High Club Broken Down To The Bone Gristle
http://www.thegmanifesto.com/2012/01/the...istle.html

Thoughts?

I read that. Where are you getting the qualifications from? If you meet a girl in the airport bar and bang in the bathroom I think that qualifies. But, I agree that any idiot backpacker could fuck his dreaded out girl on the plane and it shouldn't. I would say first bang qualifies.

Post: #39

(01-16-2012 01:44 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(01-16-2012 01:25 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  Alright, I did my breakdown on The Mile High Club:

The Mile High Club Broken Down To The Bone Gristle
http://www.thegmanifesto.com/2012/01/the...istle.html

Thoughts?

I read that. Where are you getting the qualifications from? If you meet a girl in the airport bar and bang in the bathroom I think that qualifies. But, I agree that any idiot backpacker could fuck his dreaded out girl on the plane and it shouldn't. I would say first bang qualifies.

Agreed.

If you meet a girl "cold" at your gate, and swoop her on the plane, you are a member of The Mile High Club.

Post: #40

I was on a six hour flight earlier this year. I was dressed in some kind of sports-trousers (for running), flip-flops, a t-shirt with a lame print and a duffle bag... I was tanned as fuck and looked like shit after months in Central America. But I really felt great and confident, even if I looked like Mixx's worst style nightmare.

At the line to the check I looked around, trying to scope the talent. Everyone looked like an angry bitch, as per their standard operating procedure. Oh well.

At the gate, I noticed one of the girls from the line, and I went over and sat one seat over from her, and started chatting. About what, I don't remember, but it was harmless. She seemed nice, something about going to London, music, bla bla... I feigned interest and got her talking. She got up to go grab some water or something, and I spotted her boarding pass and name and saw that she'd be sitting next to me.

Came back, and boarding began, so we took our seats. I didn't say much to her, I just cracked open a book or talked to other woman in the window seat. My girl was sitting in the aisle seat. About 30 minutes in we had to move to let the window seat girl go to the bathroom, and I guess I said something that made my girl laugh, because all of sudden she was all smiles.

1½ hours in they dimmed the lights. These seats were fucking tiny, so my arms were taking about both armrests. I spread them a little more to see if my girl would move away from my "touch". She didn't. No one said a word.

Over the next 30 minutes, I let my arm go more and more over to her side of the arm-rest. She didn't move. I finally thought, "Fuck it, if that isn't a go ahead to get intimate, I don't know what is". So I let my arm slide all the way over and I gently grabbed her hand and held it. She complied. No talking. The woman in the window seat was asleep, had pulled those eye-cover things over her eyes.

I let my hand touch my girl's thighs. They were buttery soft. For about 20 minutes, at least, I ran my hand gently up and down her thigh at snail pace, hardly touching. Then I leaned in, and we started making out. Window-woman was still asleep.

Soon my hand found its way up her shorts, and I was finger-banging her - she gasped, and tried to stifle her moans, and hide my hand by covering it with her other leg. She didn't ask me stop. I leaned in and whispered in her ear.

Now... I'd love to tell you I got the bang, but alas... it was not to be. I didn't have the presence of mind to tell her to go to the bathroom or to wait for me at our lay-over so we could check out the airport bathroom. But I felt I did ok considering the plane was packed fuller than a can of sardines and we had, at most, 20 minutes of conversation.

Post: #41

(01-13-2012 07:44 PM)xmlenigma Wrote:  wow! Gio - Jedi mind tricks Strong game.. Serious conviction.

I like to jokingly call it "Jedi Mind Tricks" also.

But actually, I think its very simple human psychology.

I presented myself in a way that few men have. I was carefree and supremely confident. She was curious. I captured her imagination.

We all want to follow a strong leader. I showed her I was different from the other guys and could give her an experience that few men could.

She wanted to know more. Thats why she sat down.

It seems like "jedi mind tricks" but its really just presenting yourself as superior to her and letting her natural female instincts do the rest!!

Post: #42

(01-12-2012 10:34 AM)MiXX Wrote:  Having sex with a girl you ALREADY fucked before DOES NOT COUNT!!!

To me, Mile High Status is achieved/earned when you have sex with a girl YOU JUST MET during your flight! Otherwise, anybody can have sex with their wife, GF of 5years on a plane during a long flight across the ocean. Big deal!

I can easily take a girl whom I fucked 10x and she will be down for it too, it makes it too easy, and taking away the elite status of a mile high member.

My .02


MIxx

Would you say having sex with someone you already know on the plane a good start? "

Practice for logistics and timing, and you can say to the real deal that "you've done this before".

Wald

Post: #43

Having sex at altitude is definitely on my to-do list. In my hometown there's a guy who advertises the fact that his plane has a curtain, lay-down sofa, champagne, and a discreet pilot. Lol. I think he charges like $299.