Post: #1

So I'm driving in to work today and listening to Z100 on the radio.
A woman calls in to discuss relationships and she says she follows
the 3 man plan.

She keeps one man around for talking to about her problems.
She keeps a second man around to take her out to clubs and dinners.
She keeps a third man around just for sex.

I think this pretty much defines the motives of American women.

The question you have to ask yourself is...
Which category do I fall into?

Post: #2

The first two categories overlap significantly.

Post: #3

(01-08-2012 03:09 AM)P Dog Wrote:  The first two categories overlap significantly.

Not really:

1. He is the white knight/gay boyfriend. Probably a guy at work she can comfort with

2. Beta. He is the fool who asked her out and won't get laid until 10 dinner dates.

3. Fuckbuddy. Don't have to explain. Probably a bad boy too.

Post: #4

It's sad when they start admitting to this behavior. I mean jesus, at least girls used to pretend that they weren't just stringing guys for free meals and therapy sessions.

Post: #5

(01-08-2012 10:05 PM)BortimusPrime Wrote:  It's sad when they start admitting to this behavior. I mean jesus, at least girls used to pretend that they weren't just stringing guys for free meals and therapy sessions.

Its funny how many guys still think women are delicate little creatures that deserve to be treated like a queen. Poor suckers get their hearts broken over and over yet continue to wine and dine these sluts. I used to think every guy had the chance to becoe a playa, but I've found that we will always be a tiny minority.

Parlay - I hope everyone on here falls into number 3.

Post: #6

(01-08-2012 10:49 PM)houston Wrote:  

(01-08-2012 10:05 PM)BortimusPrime Wrote:  It's sad when they start admitting to this behavior. I mean jesus, at least girls used to pretend that they weren't just stringing guys for free meals and therapy sessions.

Its funny how many guys still think women are delicate little creatures that deserve to be treated like a queen. Poor suckers get their hearts broken over and over yet continue to wine and dine these sluts. I used to think every guy had the chance to becoe a playa, but I've found that we will always be a tiny minority.

Parlay - I hope everyone on here falls into number 3.

I say you can treat her like a Queen.. only if she treats you like a King. Mutual Appreciation.. Not one way pleasing.

Post: #7

(01-08-2012 12:33 PM)Skyhigh Wrote:  

(01-08-2012 03:09 AM)P Dog Wrote:  The first two categories overlap significantly.

Not really:

1. He is the white knight/gay boyfriend. Probably a guy at work she can comfort with

2. Beta. He is the fool who asked her out and won't get laid until 10 dinner dates.

3. Fuckbuddy. Don't have to explain. Probably a bad boy too.

Very nice translation into manspeak. I think a lot of the problems men have early on is the inability to filter through womens' bullshit. Once you speak their language it's clear sailing.

The thing that always gets me is that they always want to turn #3 into 1 and 2. What's the deal with that?

Post: #8

The only funny female stand up comedian I've ever heard, Lisa Lampanelli, put it this way:

"I want three guys. A white guy to give me money and pay the bills, a Mexican guy to take care of the house and the yard, and a black guy to fuck me."

Post: #9

(01-08-2012 12:33 PM)Skyhigh Wrote:  

(01-08-2012 03:09 AM)P Dog Wrote:  The first two categories overlap significantly.

Not really:

1. He is the white knight/gay boyfriend. Probably a guy at work she can comfort with

2. Beta. He is the fool who asked her out and won't get laid until 10 dinner dates.

3. Fuckbuddy. Don't have to explain. Probably a bad boy too.

This is basically it, though I have noticed a variation that pops up occasionally...

1) White Knight/Gay Boyfriend...every girl needs a gay boyfriend!

2) Boyfriend she is tired of who she still does boyfriend-girlfriend stuff with, but the sex has tapered off dramatically (week two she lets you fingerbang her in the middle of an POLISCI lecture, week 93 you fuck her once, twice tops, and it's robotic and boring because you know all of her moves and she knows yours).

3) Guy she's cheating on her boyfriend with, the guy she is monkey-branching (girls are insane monkey-branchers) to take the place of 2).

Post: #10

"The thing that always gets me is that they always want to turn #3 into 1 and 2. What's the deal with that?"

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If a chick is fucking you somewhat regularly, she's seeing you as a potential boyfriend, or at least wondering what it would be like. No matter what you're giving them, they're thinking "what more can I get from him?"

Post: #11

(01-11-2012 02:09 AM)Only One Man Wrote:  The only funny female stand up comedian I've ever heard, Lisa Lampanelli, put it this way:

"I want three guys. A white guy to give me money and pay the bills, a Mexican guy to take care of the house and the yard, and a black guy to fuck me."

Damn ...This explains why I always end up paying for everything but never get laid

Post: #12

Women also play coy about this. I had this discussion years ago with some women in my circle. I told them some of those male "friends" they have are just guys hanging around hoping to get a shot at the full-time job. "That's HORRIBLE!" they replied, but they know damn well that's why they have them on the hook, dangling themselves out there to keep him around for their own purposes. Male buddies usually get ZERO from the relationship, and they'll usually try to cock-block you off of their friends. That's when you REALLY know you're just a chump, when you're a nice guy/shoulder to cry on, yet somehow not nice enough to fuck her friends.

Post: #13

(01-12-2012 06:28 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  Women also play coy about this. I had this discussion years ago with some women in my circle. I told them some of those male "friends" they have are just guys hanging around hoping to get a shot at the full-time job. "That's HORRIBLE!" they replied, but they know damn well that's why they have them on the hook, dangling themselves out there to keep him around for their own purposes. Male buddies usually get ZERO from the relationship, and they'll usually try to cock-block you off of their friends. That's when you REALLY know you're just a chump, when you're a nice guy/shoulder to cry on, yet somehow not nice enough to fuck her friends.

I only do that for one girl right now. I let her come over and vent to me about her bf for a while then we get down to business. I think she does it just to spite the guy personally. Funny thing is I offered her a relationship like a year ago but she turned me down. She said I wasn't right for her. Whatever.