Post: #26

(09-05-2013 09:50 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  

(09-05-2013 10:36 AM)lurker Wrote:  

(09-04-2013 01:30 AM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  

(09-04-2013 12:02 AM)aphelion Wrote:  

(09-03-2013 12:52 PM)lurker Wrote:  On September 10th, 2001, I made out with this firm young thing around a campfire. We made plans for her to come over the next night...

Cockblocked by Al-Queda, that's a bitch.

That's the rarest of all cock blocks...on a Moby Dick level.

"I got cockblocked by her friend"

"I got cockblocked by Osama"

Yes. Believe me, I toasted his death with an ample drink and a wide grin.

I also once got indirectly cockblocked by the Columbine shootings. But that's a longer story.

Columbine?! What? You have quite some luck buddy.

I prefer to think about it as having such varied and interesting game experiences that it takes an act of terrorism to shut me down.

Post: #27

(09-06-2013 10:54 AM)lurker Wrote:  

(09-05-2013 09:50 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  

(09-05-2013 10:36 AM)lurker Wrote:  

(09-04-2013 01:30 AM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  

(09-04-2013 12:02 AM)aphelion Wrote:  Cockblocked by Al-Queda, that's a bitch.

That's the rarest of all cock blocks...on a Moby Dick level.

"I got cockblocked by her friend"

"I got cockblocked by Osama"

Yes. Believe me, I toasted his death with an ample drink and a wide grin.

I also once got indirectly cockblocked by the Columbine shootings. But that's a longer story.

Columbine?! What? You have quite some luck buddy.

I prefer to think about it as having such varied and interesting game experiences that it takes an act of terrorism to shut me down.

Hahaha I agree, perhaps the law of big numbers worked against you. Any future hypothesis? Cock blocking by drone?

Post: #28

My worst cockblock. Half of this is the back story:

A few years ago back in college, I was drinking in my dorm room with a few people before heading out. My roommate's girlfriend, we'll call her "Church Bitch," was on facebook and told me to come check out her hot friend. Her friend was a 7.5 blonde with huge boobs, "Michelle". Passed my boner test.

Without hesitation I said "Yea, I'm going to have sex with her tonight." Church Bitch then gave me an evil look and quickly replied "Yea right! You have no chance with her. Plus, she is kind of seeing someone." Not knowing why she would show me her cute friend in the first place, I just shrugged it off and headed over to a buddies apartment to continue drinking.

When I got the apartment, there were probably 20 people crammed into this tiny living room with no furniture playing beer pong. Seemed like everyone was getting good and drunk so I decided to join the festivities.

After about a half hour, I was feeling pretty buzzed when the apartment door creaked open and flooded in 5 or 6 girls. One of them was the 7.5 blonde, Michelle, that Church Bitch showed me not even an hour earlier. As soon as she walked in, I approached and started talking with her. She was giving me some great IOIs and was really into me. We became beer pong partners and ended up getting shit hammered right before we headed out to party.

Got kicked out of the apartment and headed over to one of the Fraternity houses to get our drunken dance on. Unfortunately, the house had no AC so it was a little warm. While Michelle and I were dancing, she was rubbing my hands all over her boobs and was pulling me in for a few sloppy makeouts.

All was going splendidly until Church Bitch showed up with my roommate. She comes right up to us and asks Michelle if there was something wrong. Michelle quickly responded by pulling my neck in for another makeout. Church Bitch then left in disgust while Michelle and I kept dancing. Not even 5 minutes later, Church Bitch stomped on over and grabbed Michelle by the elbow mid makeout and start pulling her away. During that time I was unaware that Michelle had her hands wrapped around my belt while we were making out. Due to being drunk and surprised by the quick hard tug on my belt, I ended up falling forward and face planting right into Church Bitch's ass. Luckily, that boney butt prevented my face from getting hurt.

Never had a girl get pulled away mid makeout before. Guess there's a first time for everything.

Post: #29

Mannn... that is harsh. I'm honestly not even sure how I would react to that. I guess it goes to show just how important (and fleeting) isolation can be.

Post: #30

Remington: thats brutal!!! bitches be crazy.

I've had something similar happen before. I was at this club on a first date with a girl (and her hot friend). They were in the bathroom so I approached these 2 chicks standing on this balcony thing. I think I was following bang to a T that night and did the "you look like you're having the most fun" she was from england or something, we talk for 30 seconds before her friend just drags her away.

Later on I was taking pictures with my girl and her friend and getting them to kiss me on the cheek and snuck a kiss from the both of them (turned my head at the last moment). I saw the english chick and smirked. She looked furious. I ended up bringing my chick back to her place (well she dragged me there). Makeout, but no bang since I didn't have a condom, she wasn't on the pill and I wasn't as fearless of a rawdogger as I am now.

Post: #31

(09-07-2013 08:32 PM)AfgScarface Wrote:  Mannn... that is harsh. I'm honestly not even sure how I would react to that. I guess it goes to show just how important (and fleeting) isolation can be.

Yea man, thought I was going to get the bang for sure. But, the only thing I ended up with was a face full of ass

Post: #32

Babies are the worst possible cockblock of all time. your own, that is.

Post: #33

Worst ever? Was 13 yrs old...went to a movie with middle school gf. Lied to my parents and went to an R rated movie. Somehow my mother found out where we were and came into the theater looking for me...and found me.

She has been shamed with that moment of crazy ever since.

Post: #34

My cousin cock blocked me. In Portugal. I met a hot 9 half polish half Russian girl who lived in London and her Slovakian friend. I was with a group of friends and cousins and surprisingly they displayed good social skills and let me lead the group around and I got in with the poloruskie who was heading back to the London the following morning.

When we returned back home about 3 days later, he displayed the thirstiest behaviour I have ever seen from anyone I have acquainted with. The following day he went to the workplace of these girls because he did not get the Slovak's number. The Slovak was really drunk on that night and she could not even remember him, she told the poloruskie that the Indian guy came here(even though I had the poloruskies number...), the other one straight away thought it was me and was disgusted that I would just show up at her workplace.

Wait does that count as a cockblock? hahaha

Post: #35

(09-11-2013 08:01 AM)bojangles Wrote:  My cousin cock blocked me. In Portugal. I met a hot 9 half polish half Russian girl who lived in London and her Slovakian friend. I was with a group of friends and cousins and surprisingly they displayed good social skills and let me lead the group around and I got in with the poloruskie who was heading back to the London the following morning.

When we returned back home about 3 days later, he displayed the thirstiest behaviour I have ever seen from anyone I have acquainted with. The following day he went to the workplace of these girls because he did not get the Slovak's number. The Slovak was really drunk on that night and she could not even remember him, she told the poloruskie that the Indian guy came here(even though I had the poloruskies number...), the other one straight away thought it was me and was disgusted that I would just show up at her workplace.

Wait does that count as a cockblock? hahaha

You got Indian Race Trolled

Post: #36

The motherfucker, he cant do any more damage now anyway, I schooled him hard after that incident.

Post: #37

(01-01-2012 04:11 PM)Riker Wrote:  God damn cops cockblocked me the other night when they randomly stopping cars and testing alcohol levels. She was barely over the limit and they took her car away. We were going to my house but this threw the vibe off and she just felt like going home.

No big deal though, she gets her car back in a couple days and its only a small fine. She wants to see me again so I should be able to close next time.

How did she not get a DUI?

Post: #38

A bunch of Middle Eastern lebanese guys in Sydney at a bar. These guys roll in like huge packs and start calling girls sluts who reject them.

They tried to cockblock me several times during the night with one dude even telling the girl I was talking to if she "wants to root".

Post: #39

Bojangles, where in Portugal was this?

Post: #40

I was going to link to the post on the player's log where I lost my FWB and fucked it up with a basically guaranteed lay with a damn hot russian girl based on a supposed friend's comment that made the FWB burst into tears and set off a drama bomb, but then I realized that it's not my worst cockblock story. This one is:

In the last year I've had varying degrees of success/failure with women. Each Girls of 2011 post will outline a girl and what went good/bad. I always appreciate feedback.

Italian - I met her at a local bar that is fairly popular. I had scoped out the place and there was no girl that really compelled me except for one taller Italian girl who was far enough away that by the time I walked her direction I couldn't find her. So I was hanging out near the end of the bar with my two tall attractive guy friends, on the dance floor just kind of joking with them and dancing from time to time if I thought a girl or group of girls would dance with me (none really did, which happens), when a girl grabbed me and introduced me to The Italian, telling me that I was attractive, that her friend is single, and that I should hang out with her. They were both kind of dancing, so I danced with them both briefly.

Wait, wait, wait. I have to explain how attractive this girl was. When I got up face to face with her, I realized she had green eyes, perfect skin, dark and long curly hair, and a bangin' body as my friends would say. She was BY FAR the hottest girl in the place. No other girl even came close. Like this except more of an olive skin tone:

(See the original post on my site for the sample picture)

At this point, my friend started trying to talk to her, not really having seen the interaction between the two girls and I, but I saw a golden opportunity going wrong (my friend is pretty tall and a sociable model), so I grabbed her hand and led her over to the other end of the bar where her other friends were. I ordered us a couple beers, had some decent conversation, but her friends kept getting her attention and distracting her. I was certain that she was at least open to hang out with me, but that it was going to be really difficult with all her friends around. I got the digits and went back to my friends to check on them. I hadn't planned to stay out real late as I had developed a pretty decent cough and didn't feel great, so I started to leave then thought better of it and approached her again. I told her I was feeling like taking off, but I would like to have her join me on the heated patio for a bit.

Out the door and headed towards the patio but I realized it was filled with cigarette smokers (I detest cigarettes), so I told her we should go for a walk down to the pier instead. She hesitated, saying that she shouldn't leave her friends and I told her it would just be a short walk and that she shouldn't miss it as it's so nice. I've never regretted a walk on the pier. She relented and off we went, chatting and walking the couple blocks to the pier. Once there, someone from the city was closing up the gate, so we went down to the sand where our poor luck meant that the city truck that was driving around to kick people off the sand (there's a late-night beach curfew), so I scrambled and walked down the boardwalk and around the corner where the restaurant at the base of the pier has little circular benches with awnings over them for people to wait for their car at the valet. We sat there and talked a little more before making out like high schoolers.

Then we walked to my house, where I made her a drink and we moved to my bedroom, where lots of heavy making out and some petting started before disaster struck. She was giving me last minute resistance on sex and I was enjoying teasing her by pulling out one of her tits.

Hold on. Her tits need their own paragraph. This girl had a great body, maybe 5'7" or so, firm round ass, pretty much built to make men want to jump her bones. The tits though. My GOD the tits on this girl. They were perfect and stupid perky for that size and the fact that they were real. I really couldn't have asked for anything better. I've seen more than my fair share of tits in pornography and even a pretty decent amount of them in person, but I've never seen tits that perfect. I don't know if I ever will again, not to doubt myself, but these tits were that damn good.

I was ready to start escalating it to sex as I had her really worked up to the point where I had my hand grasping her gorgeous dark brown curls, bending her over underneath me, and her arching her back and dry humping me moaning like crazy.

Then I felt a stirring. A stirring that could only mean my intestinal fortitude was compromised. My stomach started making an obscene amount of noise and my discomfort rapidly grew. I excused myself and proceeded over the next couple of hours to run the water as loud as I could in the bathroom, the sink, the shower, everything to try to cover up the noise of me absolutely destroying the toilet. The sheer volume of gas and shit that came out of me was brutal. Every time I returned, somehow she hadn't heard it (or wasn't telling me) and she'd snuggle up against me, but was basically passed out. No matter, because my cough was getting so bad that I had to keep getting up between the bathroom and the kitchen (to make hot tea to try to calm my throat/lungs). I was a mess. There was no way I was going to even attempt sex, despite the amazingly hot chick in my bed.

In the morning she didn't seem to really want to kiss, either because she was worried about her breath, or because she remembered what I'd been going through over the course of the night. I made sure I had the right number for her and she joked about having to do the walk of shame to her car. I realized after she left that maybe I should've walked her to her car to try to build a little more comfort. She was pretty drunk and might not have really realized how well we connected when we were talking the night before. Whatever the reason, I got some text conversation from her afterwards, but a girl like that doesn't stay single for long and eventually the trail turned completely cold. I wasn't able to meet up with her again, I didn't get a second change.

I kicked myself for weeks for not fucking her right and giving her the good dick so that she'd still be around. I don't know if I've ever been more attracted to a girl.

It pains me to think about it and it took me a long time to not be completely pissed off at myself for not doing something different. I did a lot right, and if I had managed the situation better, I think I could've done even more, but who knows, she could've just got back together with an ex and I never really had an opportunity for more than 1 night of fun anyway.

That's, The Italian.


Cockblocked by my own stomach and getting sick all at once. That's what I get for wearing myself out and not being at the top of my game when manna from heaven fell at my feet.

Fuck, this still hurts me a little to read.

Post: #41

(09-12-2013 01:39 PM)Alpha Hunter Zero Wrote:  Bojangles, where in Portugal was this?

Albufeira.

Post: #42

I've been cockblocked recently due to my history with this one girl's friends and her not liking it. Was at a hole in the wall in Pt Pleasant NJ and I walk inside to seem my friend talking to his ex. She was with this ok looking girl who immediately smiled at me. There was my cue and I thought to myself "Hey, it would be better than my palms". So I go over and start doing my thing and immediately we start hitting it off. Conversation is flowing back and forth as smoothly as ever she is smiling, totally engaged, the whole 9 yards. I take her over to another spot of the bar where the DJ is at and we start to dance a little. Within a minute or so we are making out.

So time flies and at the end of the night we were going back to an associate's place who had an open house. He even told me to "just avoid his parents room". So at this point I'm thinking ok just a bit more and I'm good to go, but I knew that my friends ex at some point was going to try and throw a ratchet in my plans. Everyone gets over to the house and just as I was going back up to the chick I was with my friends ex pulls her over to the side saying she needs to tell her something(about me).

She then proceeds to tell her about her about how I hooked up with 2 of her friends over 2 years ago. Really, over 2 years ago what kind of shit is that? So they come back inside while I'm talking with my friend and the girl I was with said she wasn't interested anymore. My friend goes to her "You're about to be number 3". Didn't help but not going to lie I almost cracked up laughing at that one. And that's my story. She lost her chance cause she thought I was a player, when I'm really not which is the funny part. I also believe my friends ex is just jealous because I asked for her number 3 years ago and she said no so I proceed to get with her friends that she mentioned.

I wasn't even mad.

Post: #43

Here's one.
I was in at a club in Gainesville visiting a friend of mine, when I got to talking and dancing with this white girl who was a seven.

she was with her friend who was a 7, and I see her just looking at us jealously because she couldn't get anyone.
I wanted to distract her so I ask her her name real quick, tap the random guy
on the shoulder and tell him " Have you karen?" like in how I met your mother, cockblock diffused.

I grabbed my target's hand and I lead her to the base, where the vibration felt oddly good (like a massage on your back) against the wall and I start scalating, touching her hair, touching her hips and letting her feel the vibration of the club. I spin her around, lock eyes and start making out with her. I kept at it for a while and told her to follow me to another area of the club. As I'm making out with her, and her tongue is literally in my mouth, sucking on my tongue, when the cockblock friend PULLS HER AWAY from me and MY TONGUE along with her. At this point I'm speechless and physically unable to do something about it. My target has a pained look on her face when she comes back and says she has to go. I never saw her again.

Post: #44

(02-21-2012 10:13 PM)Sebastian Wrote:  How do you handle if someone you know cock blocks you?

I approach first and they show up from nowhere to talk to my target or their friends.
If they are better than me, I can't be jealous. But the thing is they don't know shit

I don't mind hanging out with guys so that it looks like I am having fun with dudes at the bar.

Do you tell them straight up 'hey don't talk to my target' ?

yeah. you have to. it's tough keeping blue pill friends for this very reason.

The last time it happened to me I simply pulled the guy aside and said that things weren't going very well with the girl and that I needed to spend some alone time with her and if we wouldn't mind leaving us alone for a minute.

Post: #45

I posted this on another thread (I just got cockblocked) but I think it deserves to be on this thread since its literally the worst cockblock of my life thus far. My best friend was the guy who cockblocked me.


We both went out to a local bar. We started checking out the scene when my friend decided to go out for a smoke. I accompanied him outside to the smoking area, when I saw a cute blonde girl standing there by herself texting. I told my friend "i'll be back, im going to talk to that chick" he responded with "hold on, not yet, we have to get the feel of things first" (he's scared of approaching girls himself). I said "nah im going in" so I went. I started talking to her and we had a good convo and a good vibe. I bounced her to the bar area and proceeded with kino. (my friend was standing watching the whole thing unfold) then I decided to leave again, sometimes I think that by leaving I keep the girl wanting more, so my strategy is to excuse myself and come back later after a half an hour, as to plant my seed sort of speak, not sure if this is a good strategy since I've been noticing that I butter them up for dudes that take advantage when I leave.

I went to the bathroom and as I walk out I see another girl with a huge ass and started to game her. I didn't get anything from the girl after maybe a 10 minute interaction except a number which was cool. When I came back I saw my friend talking to the blonde I was with earlier, he then saw me coming and came up to me and said "Im going to fuck her, so don't look at her" WTF!!!!!!!! I then said "dude, not cool" and then he told me "relax, im trying to get you laid" I don't know he was acting really crackish the whole night. So I left and started to approach more girls and charged the cute blonde girl to the game. I actually approached the bartender later and told me "I want to see you after I get off work" it was set. After the bar closed I go back to my friend and I didn't see him with the cute blonde anymore and told him, im waiting for the bartender to get off and he then told me "shes, a bartender, they are stuck up, you aint getting anything, trust me dude, I know what im talking about". Bartender comes and tells me if I wanted a ride, but I couldn't just leave my boy, I asked her if he could ride with us and take him home, but she said she couldn't because she wanted to spend time with me. No more than two minutes when my boy waved a cab and yelled "Dude, lets go NOW!!!!" Damn, I was visiting his town and he was a long time friend so I figured "bros before hoes" and kissed the bartender good night and told her I couldn't and just got her number.

When we got back to the house empty handed, he told me that the blonde chick was asking for me the whole night after he started to talk to her and will tell him "where's you're friend, he's so cute and hes so nice" and told me that she was waiting for me to go back to her and that he then recalled her saying "you know what, screw your friend, I can get any guy here I want because im unique" and I then asked him "well why didn't you tell me?" he then said "well for what? There was more girls you know" I was pissed. He also knew I had the bartender chick as well, and the asshole got a cab on purpose because he was pissed and yelled to leave.

Before this forum I was very beta and couldn't approach girls and he was my "wingman" at bars and he was always the guy in command when me and my buddies all went out, or was the leader sort of speak. I always relied on him to get laid because he's a good looking guy. He never knew me as a guy with game. He's a good looking guy and that alone gets him girls every now and then but he has no game. Me being average I started learning game and last week was the first time I applied my skills with that friend in particular since he invited me to his town. It didn't end up so well. I feel like this is going to ruin our friendship. Not sure what to do about this.