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Funny bulletproof number closing technique
Funny number closing
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12-23-2011 05:36 PM
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RE: Funny bulletproof number closing technique
Did she call him?

Did it lead to a bang?

Amusing nevertheless.
12-23-2011 09:16 PM
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lol
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12-24-2011 06:35 AM
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RE: Funny bulletproof number closing technique
lol okay, one more way we know not to try and number close with.
12-24-2011 08:56 AM
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lol
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12-24-2011 09:18 AM
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RE: Funny bulletproof number closing technique
It doesn't read right, step 3 is give her the phone?
12-24-2011 09:21 AM
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RE: Funny bulletproof number closing technique
(12-24-2011 09:21 AM)iknowexactly Wrote:  It doesn't read right, step 3 is give her the phone?

No, you "number close her the phone," just like... "I number closed your mom herpes last night."
12-24-2011 09:22 AM
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lol
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12-24-2011 09:43 AM
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RE: Funny bulletproof number closing technique
yeah, but if she flakes you're out a phone.
12-25-2011 01:00 AM
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(12-24-2011 06:35 AM)mofo Wrote:  She unlocked the phone, threw out the sim and has been using the phone since. It's an Iphone. As I told you, she said the guy was a stalker. Hahh.

It'd be far more amusing to install a spyware/tracker program that allows one to remotely access all of her data, pictures, texts, etc.
12-25-2011 02:54 AM
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Worst technique i ever heard Sad
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12-25-2011 07:34 AM
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RE: Funny bulletproof number closing technique
I wish people would stop using phrases like "number close"

Getting a phone number is not a close of any kind
12-25-2011 10:39 AM
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RE: Funny bulletproof number closing technique
(12-25-2011 10:39 AM)Lumiere Wrote:  I wish people would stop using phrases like "number close"

Getting a phone number is not a close of any kind

This.

Op technique sounds pathetic.
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12-25-2011 11:01 AM
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Is this serious?
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12-26-2011 01:08 AM
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RE: Funny bulletproof number closing technique
(12-24-2011 06:35 AM)mofo Wrote:  It's an Iphone. As I told you, she said the guy was a stalker. Hahh.

You misspelled "stupid SOB"
12-31-2011 07:25 AM
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