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I used cialis because i was in bad shape when traveling. (no exercise, eating crappy food,lack of sleep,lots of drinking and smoking). I'm 35 but i feel like i'm too young for Viagra and never tried it. Cialis should only be used to avoid whiskey dick.

You can pop half a tab of cialis on friday night around 10 before you go out and have a raging boner when needed the whole weekend.

I would advise against taking a whole tab of cialis. It gave me extreme sinus congestion as a side effect and i could barely breath while heaving sex.

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02-04-2012 06:18 AM
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I can usually get stiff if the wind blows right, but a buddy slid me a cialis a few weeks ago and I popped it that weekend. It was almost annoying.. I would get an erection if my jeans rubbed me the wrong way. Virtually ANY stimulation would cause it. The shit lasted for at least 2 solid days and I had a raging headache the next day. Probably shouldn't have taken the whole thing.

On a more positive note, its definitely true that you can keep banging after you pop. I was having marathon sessions, ended up stopping due to mutual discomfort from constant friction.

I would probably do it again, due to the marathon aspect---but I wouldn't take more than a third of a pill.
02-04-2012 12:09 PM
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I must be doing something wrong, Ive taken the whole entire pill and nothing
02-04-2012 02:27 PM
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(12-23-2011 03:24 AM)Downunder Wrote:  Here is a reputable site and their stuff works fine!

https://mysecuretabs.com/index.html

Have a browse and see what you think. Good idea to read the customer reviews on the products.
i finally ordered the ED trial pack and should have it this week or next Banana
03-22-2012 05:09 AM
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if you dont care what the tabs look like you can get a cheaper deal here

https://www.mpresearchsupply.com/store/c...red&page=3

Ive used them forever and all my buddies get theirs through here, ships quick and the shit works but only ships to the US and Canada. Theyre caps and all come looking the same so theyre not fancy blister packs but if you dont give a shit you can get the 120 cap pack and try all 3 pills for like 50 cents a cap. Hard to beat that price, in the end fancy packing only matter if youre reselling which we shouldnt be. I love cialis, viagras awesome if you got a sure thing but its got a window so if shes not ready to go in an hr then youre fucked, cialis is the weekend safety net, take it friday and youre good till sunday morning so whatever you can get in during that time youre set. Levitra I didnt like. I got the jelly cialis in thailand and its just a pricy version of the same stuff it works and tastes good but at 3 bucks a pop, too pricy. Makes you fuck like a porn star ...its not a matter of needing it but for days when you wanna put on a show or 1st time and you wanna make an impression, bring this shit out
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03-22-2012 02:15 PM
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Hilarious stories.

Haven't taken any myself but I used to work with a twenty-something fellow that apparently popped a Viagra, expecting to fuck some broad later that evening. Apparently he wound up with a raging hard on that couldn't be fixed and a severe case of blue balls.

Long as my dick gets hard looking at a hot, naked woman in front of me, I won't be trying any.

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03-22-2012 05:23 PM
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Mike, I was looking for a cheaper deal, great, two questions......

- I'm looking at "Tadalafil" which is Cialis, it says "NOT FOR HUMAN USE, RESEARCH USE ONLY
Research Chemicals : Harmful if swallowed.".... haha, why does it say that?

- I wanna put on a show, when you say perform like a "porn star", give some details... do you remain hard right after you bust a nut? Are you rock hard after multiple nuts?
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03-22-2012 05:34 PM
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youre not legally allowed to sell chems in the US or Canada, but if you label it as a research chemical and write not for human consumption its a legal grey area and they can sell it legally. Thats the only reason for that disclaimer, if they dont have that the government can come down on them hard.

If youre mentally ready to fuck after busting a nut then the cialis will be with ya to keep ya going. Viagra may be a little better at keeping you concrete post nut but short window, cialis ive easily nutted 4 times and it was still keeping me hard but I just had nothing left, the last pop was f'in dust lol Viagra keeps you hard whether you want to be or not, cialis you have to be feeling it and then youre good to go but if your minds not into it cialis wont get ya hard. Most of us are pretty good aout havin our heads into it so cialis just makes ya able to plow through walls without gettin soft and for as long as you need it while the drugs active
03-23-2012 12:30 AM
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(03-22-2012 02:15 PM)mikeymike Wrote:  if you dont care what the tabs look like you can get a cheaper deal here

https://www.mpresearchsupply.com/store/c...red&page=3

Ive used them forever and all my buddies get theirs through here, ships quick and the shit works but only ships to the US and Canada. Theyre caps and all come looking the same so theyre not fancy blister packs but if you dont give a shit you can get the 120 cap pack and try all 3 pills for like 50 cents a cap. Hard to beat that price, in the end fancy packing only matter if youre reselling which we shouldnt be. I love cialis, viagras awesome if you got a sure thing but its got a window so if shes not ready to go in an hr then youre fucked, cialis is the weekend safety net, take it friday and youre good till sunday morning so whatever you can get in during that time youre set. Levitra I didnt like. I got the jelly cialis in thailand and its just a pricy version of the same stuff it works and tastes good but at 3 bucks a pop, too pricy. Makes you fuck like a porn star ...its not a matter of needing it but for days when you wanna put on a show or 1st time and you wanna make an impression, bring this shit out
do you think there's any difference in quality between those and the ones i got?
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(03-23-2012 03:45 AM)houston Wrote:  
(03-22-2012 02:15 PM)mikeymike Wrote:  if you dont care what the tabs look like you can get a cheaper deal here

https://www.mpresearchsupply.com/store/c...red&page=3

Ive used them forever and all my buddies get theirs through here, ships quick and the shit works but only ships to the US and Canada. Theyre caps and all come looking the same so theyre not fancy blister packs but if you dont give a shit you can get the 120 cap pack and try all 3 pills for like 50 cents a cap. Hard to beat that price, in the end fancy packing only matter if youre reselling which we shouldnt be. I love cialis, viagras awesome if you got a sure thing but its got a window so if shes not ready to go in an hr then youre fucked, cialis is the weekend safety net, take it friday and youre good till sunday morning so whatever you can get in during that time youre set. Levitra I didnt like. I got the jelly cialis in thailand and its just a pricy version of the same stuff it works and tastes good but at 3 bucks a pop, too pricy. Makes you fuck like a porn star ...its not a matter of needing it but for days when you wanna put on a show or 1st time and you wanna make an impression, bring this shit out
do you think there's any difference in quality between those and the ones i got?

in terms of results, none. Quality is right there with any generic youd find.
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03-23-2012 03:55 AM
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Appreciate it man, Yeah, normally my head is into multiple rounds but my dick isn't. Last question....

- When should I be popping Cialis and Viagra for it to take effect? 30 mins before? 15 mins?

Gonna order and I'll report back with results.
03-23-2012 10:48 AM
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the patent for viagra is expiring on March 27, 2012. they are doing a battle at the court to keep the patent.

If it really expires, the price will be very affordable Smile
03-23-2012 11:09 AM
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Both are dependant on the person, some people feel each in as quickly as 15 minutes, I like to give Cialis at least a half hour before the deed but its got a 36 hour life so you can pop it in the am fuck that evenining and pound away till the next afternoon and be alright so no need to wait till the last minute unless you're not sure its gonna happen and need to wait. Viagra same thing I like to give it anywhere from 30 min to an hour before, I usually feel it in about a half hour but you gotta know your girls good to go cause you will be on viagra, life spans about 4 hours but Ive never felt it last that long, id say 3s the tops ive noticed on it.
03-23-2012 11:09 AM
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I got 20 mg Cialis and Liavtvria pills and 100 mg Viagra. Should I pop half of the Viagra? I think full Cialis and Liatvria pills will be ok.
03-23-2012 12:07 PM
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(03-23-2012 12:07 PM)houston Wrote:  I got 20 mg Cialis and Liavtvria pills and 100 mg Viagra. Should I pop half of the Viagra? I think full Cialis and Liatvria pills will be ok.

How old are you? 25 mg of Viagra is fine for a man below 50.

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Houston I think popping the cialis and levitra at 20mg would be overkill. The highest I ever dosed was 10mg and even then it was questionable if I needed that much. I'd start off low and bump up the dosage if necessary.
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always better off to start off low and work your way up as you need it, half a tab will do most, I take half a viagra tab any more and I get a nasty ass headache from it. Cialis I can get away with half a tab if I know i just wanna go through the night but if I know i want that 36 hour window like im heading away for a weekend i'll take the full thing but you probably wont need to go over half for a good all night bang session unless you have ed.
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These pills are gonna last me forever if I only need half. Can you drink with them?
03-24-2012 02:35 AM
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As a Viagra user, yes houston you can drink with it. However take it easy and be prepared for a pretty bad hangover.

You can't drink grapefruit products with it though at all, for some reason. Says so on the box.
03-24-2012 03:55 AM
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What if you're an older dude? I've heard too many horror stories about fat old Germans and Thailand (Uncle Franz being shipped back in an open coffin Smile). I worry about the sudden rise in blood pressure.
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(03-24-2012 03:55 AM)Scott Wrote:  As a Viagra user, yes houston you can drink with it. However take it easy and be prepared for a pretty bad hangover.

You can't drink grapefruit products with it though at all, for some reason. Says so on the box.

grapefruit juice, one of the chems in it is known to increase the bioavailability of some orals and its hard to tell how much extra you'll have circulating in your system so best to not down it with grapefruit juice. Thats not the most scientific answer if you want the scientific reason google will explain it in more detail but thats the basis behind it.
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(03-24-2012 07:08 AM)ColSpanker Wrote:  What if you're an older dude? I've heard too many horror stories about fat old Germans and Thailand (Uncle Franz being shipped back in an open coffin Smile). I worry about the sudden rise in blood pressure.

bp is called the silent killer for a reason, most people dont even know they have it so before attempting any of these you should be making sure you're not on the high side, especially if youre older but good to know how your bp is even if your young. IF youre within normal ranges I cant see the sudden rise(no pun intended) being a concern, more so if youre already on the high to dangerous end of things. But always best to check with your doc when it comes to bp and meds just to make sure.
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This is weird. I took half a Cialis pill on a pretty empty somach. 20-30 min later, I feel like I did a line and took a x pill. Start feeling hot, red face, pupils got dilated, nasty headache. I took some Tylenol to help with the headache, drank some water and ate some cake and soup. My girl gets here a few hours later and I feel hornier and rock harder than usual (maybe because I wanted to try the pill out so bad?) but I busted after 20 minutes!? I didn't even try to keep going because I was so pissed. My dick went soft after that and I was left with a nasty headache and wanting to lay down. Maybe I should try a full pill after I eat a big meal? I had a headache the whole time which I have a feeling is because of my empty stomach. What did I do wrong? I'm a young, thin guy in decent shape so I don't get it...
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(03-26-2012 01:30 AM)houston Wrote:  This is weird. I took half a Cialis pill on a pretty empty somach. 20-30 min later, I feel like I did a line and took a x pill. Start feeling hot, red face, pupils got dilated, nasty headache. I took some Tylenol to help with the headache, drank some water and ate some cake and soup. My girl gets here a few hours later and I feel hornier and rock harder than usual (maybe because I wanted to try the pill out so bad?) but I busted after 20 minutes!? I didn't even try to keep going because I was so pissed. My dick went soft after that and I was left with a nasty headache and wanting to lay down. Maybe I should try a full pill after I eat a big meal? I had a headache the whole time which I have a feeling is because of my empty stomach. What did I do wrong? I'm a young, thin guy in decent shape so I don't get it...

I'm of the same age and build. It sounds like you took too much, I had a similar reaction the first time I used viagra at too high of a dose. A little goes a long way. I'd try 5mg next time.
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Thats very disappointing.... were the pills legit????
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