Post: #1

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/...ory_2.html

These Datelab stories are amusing to read, but the women in them really tick me off. While the guy in here is not Tyson Beckford, I don't consider that chick exactly out of his league looks-wise either. He comes off as really beta, but he still seems to be well-groomed, has a decent style, a good job, well-traveled and worldly, a good family person. In my parents generation, a guy like this would've had no problems whatsoever finding a woman to settle down with if that's what he's looking for. Beta men like this guy in the past had zero problems finding women.

That dumb bitch, all she can say is that they have nothing in common(it seems like they did to me, or at least enough in common). A woman who is 31 is past her prime. She doesn't have the same marketplace value as a 24 year old woman. If she ever wants a family her clock is rapidly winding down. You would think such a woman at this age when presented with a thoroughly decent guy would be more open-minded. It seems that in the past the main attribute women were looking for in a guy was decency and a guy that could be a good father and provider for the family. In the 21st century that's now the last thing women look for. Now if a man doesn't fit a checklist of trivial qualities from "athletic body" to "shares my love of some obscure hipster band," it's "next" without a second thought.

I don't know if it's due to selective choosing on the part of datelab but why is it that it's always the women in these matchings that rejects? I have not seen one yet where the guy is rejecting a woman that wanted a second date.

Post: #2

That's because you haven't seen one where the dude fucked her on the first date yet. Maybe we send send Mixx up there.

Post: #3

Dude was beta as hell, but it didn't really matter because she dismissed him immediately due to his looks.

Post: #4

Think of the kinds of women who would even consider signing up for something like date lab. I wouldn't want to go out with any of them.

Post: #5

(11-13-2011 07:04 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  That's because you haven't seen one where the dude fucked her on the first date yet. Maybe we send send Mixx up there.

Yeah I'd like to see a Datelab where the guy takes her to a bar and runs tight game. As much as the women in these things are delusional entitlement princesses, it seems like the guy is always beta as fuck. Maybe the men and women of DC deserve each other.

Post: #6

(11-13-2011 07:04 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Maybe we send send Mixx up there.

Mixx, I think you've been drafted! Do some damage and make us proud!

I could see the girl now, "well, I never considered a Miami Latin playboy to be my type, but well...after that salsa dancing and a few drinks one thing led to another. I wanted a second date but he won't return my calls, so oh well."

Post: #7

(11-13-2011 07:13 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Dude was beta as hell, but it didn't really matter because she dismissed him immediately due to his looks.

Roosh is right. This chick was like "hell, no" from the beginning.

One thing that I always found funny about DC women is their tendency to want to "date up" in terms of looks. These women think that they are swimsuit models, when in reality they are plain janes. The problem is that because of the shitty state of the DC dating market, these women do regularly date/fuck guys who are better looking than they are pretty.

Quote:I don't know if it's due to selective choosing on the part of datelab but why is it that it's always the women in these matchings that rejects? I have not seen one yet where the guy is rejecting a woman that wanted a second date.

One of the only date labs where the guy rejected the girl was one where an above-average looking white dude went out on a date with a chubby latina girl. Don't remember all of the particulars, but the latina chick was way more into the date than the guy was, for obvious reasons. Just goes to show how delusional DC women are.

Post: #8

Gmac - why don't you try it? I would love to see a playa on this shit.

Post: #9

Betatude aside, there was absolutely nothing wrong with this guy. Actually, his behavior on the date (other than continually telling her she was beautiful) was upbeat and fun, and he teased her a little (which is good). They had enough in common to build on. It's ridiculous how women look for this "perfect" match in terms of interests, etc. because men and women will ALWAYS have divergent interests. She thought it was an issue that he liked sports, but she didn't. SO WHAT. Men are more likely to enjoy sports than women, and most men don't require you to enjoy them just because he does.

Bottom line, she basically eliminated him as a potential boyfriend, or even friend, ON SIGHT. Not because he wasn't handsome enough or tall enough, but because his body TYPE was off. He wasn't fat, but more stocky. She likes thin/athletic. Deal breaker. For all her academic success, she's just as petty as any random chickenhead. She'll be one of the first to complain about not being able to find a decent man, when in fact I don't think she herself is serious about finding someone. Chicks like this self-sabotage by being overly picky, complaining there were no "sparks." They claim to want a man that can stimulate their minds, but it's really about stimulating the 'gina.

Post: #10

One important thing to remember is these dates are set up, and you gamers DON'T DO DINNER ON FIRST DATES, or at all if you can get away with it. Also, they are blind dates set up with some prior knowledge of the couples. With game you're going in cold and imposing your will on someone that knows nothing about you before hand. Also, because these dates are essentially set up for the purpose of reporting the results to the public, along with pictures, it's unlikely you'll read in one of these that they went home and fucked...HA HA! The fact that DateLab sets them up by trying to match interests, it's doomed to fail. Men don't give a fuck what a chick does for a living, or what she's interested in. He cares about whether or not she's attractive enough to fuck and not annoying (at least initially). Women are too much on that "soulmate" bullshit, and whether or not fireworks are going off, and whether your interests match.

Post: #11

Executive Summary:

he:
- is more excited about the date than her
- is enamored by her looks. sends her pic to his friends. indicates she's out of his league
- calls her 'beautiful.' several times
- runs over to introduce himself to her friends
- seeks opportunities to put his arms around her e.g: for a photo
- talks about commonalities and why they're a good match
- is eager to share her food. flings chicken in her eye. asks to walk her home later (winning)
- gets her phone number though and jumps with joy. can't sleep that night either
- gets rejected. responds by saying "can't WIN 'em all"

Game involves flipping the script. Believing that she ought to win you over, and acting that way.

she:
- is not impressed by his looks and build. guess her exes were better looking
- feels no sparks (attraction) for him.
- denies touching him
- calls him "a really nice guy"
- looks for differences and why they are not a good match.
- declines bounce to second venue
- declines second date

he's an in-shape, good-natured, single dad with a graduate degree, good job and stable life, looking for a relationship with a presentable overachiever. he's a nice guy with normal style. she's a 30+ year old grad student looking for a fling with a tattooed, bad boy who won't take her shit, watches foreign cinema on netflix, brews coffee, doesn't work 9-5, has international experience in slaying poon and makes her prove her worth to him.

that's why they're not a good match.

I applaud the dude's honesty in disclosing exactly how he felt (like a teenager) - If a girl made me feel butterflies in my stomach, I'd be too embarrassed to talk about it to anyone let alone a major newspaper. As far as she's concerned, Datelab™ should revisit her in a few years see if there are any changes in what makes her feel the "sparks" for a guy.

Post: #12

What is the point of this? A guy who can't attract a girl matched up with a girl who isn't attracted to him? Sounds like a dating TV show.

Post: #13

(11-13-2011 07:26 PM)gringochileno Wrote:  

(11-13-2011 07:04 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  That's because you haven't seen one where the dude fucked her on the first date yet. Maybe we send send Mixx up there.

Yeah I'd like to see a Datelab where the guy takes her to a bar and runs tight game. As much as the women in these things are delusional entitlement princesses, it seems like the guy is always beta as fuck. Maybe the men and women of DC deserve each other.

People don't realize that Date Lab has a built-in, pre-ordained cockblock. These girls know that there's a post-mortem. Do you really think any of these bitches are going to be okay with telling the interviewer, "oh yeah, we had a couple of drinks, went back to his sweet pad to bone down, and he unloaded all over my face and tits."

The absolute best you can hope for is in one of these scenarios is breaking even. But given that American women get off on rejecting men, why not seize the opportunity to reject one of them on this grander-of-stages: the local paper? Win-win for these tramps.

Post: #14

(11-13-2011 08:19 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  She thought it was an issue that he liked sports, but she didn't. SO WHAT. Men are more likely to enjoy sports than women, and most men don't require you to enjoy them just because he does.

Great point. I hadn't even thought of it like that. Why the f wouldn't it be normal for a guy to enjoy sports more than she?? In fact I'm somewhat turned off by girls who are sports nuts.

Maybe they should give these guys a copy of Bang as a consolation prize.

Post: #15

(11-13-2011 09:14 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

(11-13-2011 08:19 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  She thought it was an issue that he liked sports, but she didn't. SO WHAT. Men are more likely to enjoy sports than women, and most men don't require you to enjoy them just because he does.

Great point. I hadn't even thought of it like that. Why the f wouldn't it be normal for a guy to enjoy sports more than she?? In fact I'm somewhat turned off by girls who are sports nuts.

Maybe they should give these guys a copy of Bang as a consolation prize.

Yeah...some chicks play the "teach me the rules" game so they can "share" your love of sports. We don't care to share it with you - find something else to do with yourself while the game is on! If a chick wants to hang out while the game is on, she needs to be making sandwiches or something...

Post: #16

Here's my bullet points and breakdown:


- Article needs to be called 'When black people are whiter than I am.' By: A white guy. I'm not saying that black people and white people act certain ways across the board (though stereotypes, they don't just materialize out of thin air, do they?), but...ugh, what was the name of that obnoxious blogger who had the rampant black superiority complex, always trolling GLPiggy? This article would certainly send him back under his bridge.

- For being an SWPL bi-racial chick, her taste in movies is respectable; Coming to America, A Bronx Tale and Sixteen Candles.

- 'I never get pussy!': 'Smart as all get-out (preferably smarter than me) with either multiple degrees'

- 'I am a special snowflake!': 'Tall-ish is pretty hot, 5’11” and above, if possible. Great smile, dimples are a bonus. Athletic build, well-traveled, honest, fun, goal-oriented, family-oriented, a little edgy. I like it all — big heart, honest and open-minded.'



- Rationalization Hamster Alert!: 'As I get older, I realize that personality is really important, so I’m pretty open-minded, even though I know what I like.' = 'As I get older I discover I have less options so I'm feeling the pressure to settle.'



- What is it with SWPLs and volunteering? I volunteer, in that whenever my friends or my family need my help I'm always there and I do it for free and I give money when I can. In school I went through a volunteering kick, and aside from the fact that it's really not the goldmine you'd think it is, 95% of the choicest girls have boyfriends and most of the time he's there, fuck that. I don't mind working, I just won't do it for free.

- 'I never get pussy!': 'so I was definitely like, “Jackpot!” '

- 'I never get pussy!': 'He told me several times I was really beautiful'

- 'You're a nice guy...but I'm not going to fuck you...': 'I told him that I’m more of a brunch person.' Ice Cold!

- 'I never get pussy!': 'I immediately got on the phone and told people how great it was.'


Now that the ticket is out of the way, let's bust down the guy's game:


Commendments:
- Introducing himself to her grandmother or whatever was an acceptable move. Not something I would have done, but not something that's going to sink your battleship.
- 'He was like, “You totally set this up.” ', Nice Tease.
- Saying grace...I respect the conviction.
- Again teasing on the chicken thing, not bad.
- His 'can't win them all' attitude is good...because even guys with far tighter game can't win them all either.

Demerits:
- Had trouble sleeping the night before.
- Told his boys about the date; tell them after you've fucked her.
- He enters at 7:30 on the nose, then has to go to the bathroom to pull his shit together...ugh.
- Pedestal Penalty: 'Oh man, she was gorgeous!'. She was cute, and cute is a lot of things but its definitely not hot and its definitely not gorgeous.
- Pictures...just no...sending a picture to your boys (in front of her!), just fuck no!
- Flinging chicken into her eye, though this is more just 'ha ha!' funny.
- Bogging down a first date by asking her to make a commitment to another right in the middle of it is a one-way-ticket to Flakesville. !Egregious Game Foul!
- Touch her arm, her hands, her thighs, her hair, mix it up. Do something other than put your arm around her at every turn!
- I understand you have a daughter and she's important to you, but don't bring that up on a first date!
- And again with the pictures!
- Offering to walk her home after she pimp-hands your Adams Morgan gambit...rook.
- Again with the trouble sleeping...this time after a tepid-at-best date. Get some pills.

Post: #17

Ha nice breakdown.

Post: #18

(11-14-2011 12:14 AM)kickboxer Wrote:  Ha nice breakdown.

Is that your blog? Dickskills? Am I the only dude here without a blog?

Post: #19

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/...ory_1.html

These Datelab women are insane! The girl goes: "I definitely gave him a hug, and there may or may not have been a kiss goodnight. I would give [the date] a 4.5 [out of 5], only because I was so nervous in the beginning. We clicked so much — we will definitely go out again."

And then: "Update: Annie responded to Andy’s text, but says he is not someone she would pursue romantically. They have not been in touch since then."

Post: #20

(11-14-2011 01:03 AM)RandalGraves Wrote:  http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/...ory_1.html

These Datelab women are insane! The girl goes: "I definitely gave him a hug, and there may or may not have been a kiss goodnight. I would give [the date] a 4.5 [out of 5], only because I was so nervous in the beginning. We clicked so much — we will definitely go out again."

And then: "Update: Annie responded to Andy’s text, but says he is not someone she would pursue romantically. They have not been in touch since then."

Hilarious...this chick's ACTIONS indicated she liked and wanted to see this guy. She wanted him to ask for her number. She stayed out all night and drank and danced with him. Then when he tries to follow up, he gets blown off. I'm beginning to think she only did DateLab for the free meal (homie messed up by not letting her pick up her share of the budget overage). And with her, and the other DateLab at the top of this thread, these dumb bitches pretended not to remember if they touched or kissed the dude. Gimme a break.

Post: #21

(11-14-2011 01:49 AM)Timoteo Wrote:  

(11-14-2011 01:03 AM)RandalGraves Wrote:  http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/...ory_1.html

These Datelab women are insane! The girl goes: "I definitely gave him a hug, and there may or may not have been a kiss goodnight. I would give [the date] a 4.5 [out of 5], only because I was so nervous in the beginning. We clicked so much — we will definitely go out again."

And then: "Update: Annie responded to Andy’s text, but says he is not someone she would pursue romantically. They have not been in touch since then."

Hilarious...this chick's ACTIONS indicated she liked and wanted to see this guy. She wanted him to ask for her number. She stayed out all night and drank and danced with him. Then when he tries to follow up, he gets blown off. I'm beginning to think she only did DateLab for the free meal (homie messed up by not letting her pick up her share of the budget overage). And with her, and the other DateLab at the top of this thread, these dumb bitches pretended not to remember if they touched or kissed the dude. Gimme a break.

Options = Instability.

Post: #22

(11-13-2011 07:13 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Dude was beta as hell, but it didn't really matter because she dismissed him immediately due to his looks.

While there can just be no contest with some delusional women, don't you think that game would have blasted through her list of requirements? If you're qualifying and teasing her, she is too busy to think about how you're not 6'2 or something. After all, I am confident that this same woman had dated and will end up dating many low-class jerks, including those who might be slightly shorter than her or not fit even half of her wishes.

I got the opposite vibe: 'she was the type to dismiss people based on looks, but he could have overcame it if he had game'.

Post: #23

(11-13-2011 11:28 PM)Nonpareil Wrote:  Here's my bullet points and breakdown:


- Article needs to be called 'When black people are whiter than I am.' By: A white guy. I'm not saying that black people and white people act certain ways across the board (though stereotypes, they don't just materialize out of thin air, do they?), but...ugh, what was the name of that obnoxious blogger who had the rampant black superiority complex, always trolling GLPiggy? This article would certainly send him back under his bridge.

- For being an SWPL bi-racial chick, her taste in movies is respectable; Coming to America, A Bronx Tale and Sixteen Candles.

- 'I never get pussy!': 'Smart as all get-out (preferably smarter than me) with either multiple degrees'

- 'I am a special snowflake!': 'Tall-ish is pretty hot, 5’11” and above, if possible. Great smile, dimples are a bonus. Athletic build, well-traveled, honest, fun, goal-oriented, family-oriented, a little edgy. I like it all — big heart, honest and open-minded.'



- Rationalization Hamster Alert!: 'As I get older, I realize that personality is really important, so I’m pretty open-minded, even though I know what I like.' = 'As I get older I discover I have less options so I'm feeling the pressure to settle.'



- What is it with SWPLs and volunteering? I volunteer, in that whenever my friends or my family need my help I'm always there and I do it for free and I give money when I can. In school I went through a volunteering kick, and aside from the fact that it's really not the goldmine you'd think it is, 95% of the choicest girls have boyfriends and most of the time he's there, fuck that. I don't mind working, I just won't do it for free.

- 'I never get pussy!': 'so I was definitely like, “Jackpot!” '

- 'I never get pussy!': 'He told me several times I was really beautiful'

- 'You're a nice guy...but I'm not going to fuck you...': 'I told him that I’m more of a brunch person.' Ice Cold!

- 'I never get pussy!': 'I immediately got on the phone and told people how great it was.'


Now that the ticket is out of the way, let's bust down the guy's game:


Commendments:
- Introducing himself to her grandmother or whatever was an acceptable move. Not something I would have done, but not something that's going to sink your battleship.
- 'He was like, “You totally set this up.” ', Nice Tease.
- Saying grace...I respect the conviction.
- Again teasing on the chicken thing, not bad.
- His 'can't win them all' attitude is good...because even guys with far tighter game can't win them all either.

Demerits:
- Had trouble sleeping the night before.
- Told his boys about the date; tell them after you've fucked her.
- He enters at 7:30 on the nose, then has to go to the bathroom to pull his shit together...ugh.
- Pedestal Penalty: 'Oh man, she was gorgeous!'. She was cute, and cute is a lot of things but its definitely not hot and its definitely not gorgeous.
- Pictures...just no...sending a picture to your boys (in front of her!), just fuck no!
- Flinging chicken into her eye, though this is more just 'ha ha!' funny.
- Bogging down a first date by asking her to make a commitment to another right in the middle of it is a one-way-ticket to Flakesville. !Egregious Game Foul!
- Touch her arm, her hands, her thighs, her hair, mix it up. Do something other than put your arm around her at every turn!
- I understand you have a daughter and she's important to you, but don't bring that up on a first date!
- And again with the pictures!
- Offering to walk her home after she pimp-hands your Adams Morgan gambit...rook.
- Again with the trouble sleeping...this time after a tepid-at-best date. Get some pills.