Post: #1

still better than not getting laid at all?

I am fantasizing all day long about a tidy piece of ass I am going to take home. But when it comes to the crunch I discover Id rather go home alone and wake up fresh than entertain a women I'm not MASSIVELY into. I do not care for notch counts but I need the sex god damn it! Being a man of high standards is seriously detrimental to having a life full of meaningless sex.

Post: #2

it depends on how below me she is. I have very high standards but if I need an itch scratched and a chick is borderline I'll go ahead. If I'm not into her period then no cold stretch can convince me otherwise. I'm in the quality above quantity camp as well but sometimes you just gotta keep in game shape for the quality girls.

Post: #3

If you're fantasizing about her, and she's a "tidy" piece, what is it about her that makes you less than enthusiastic? Is it looks, or something else about her? If she's a beast, I don't you'd be fantasizing. We ALL have a certain standard regarding what we'd like in an ideal world, but the truth is most of the chicks we smash will be below that, even if they're still cute or attractive. I'm all for dudes cashing in on opportunities with willing participants that are doable because it allows you to work on technique. You can become a better lover, so when you tear up your dream girls, they'll be in awe. You'll leave her disheveled, sore and walking funny, but she'll have the biggest smile on her face. Take this girl you're thinking about home and beat her up a couple or three times. You owe it to yourself, and you owe it to the future fine honeys you'll bang.

Post: #4

If she's bellow a minimum level I simply wouldn't be able to get it up. Given my own SMV my minimum standards are not ridiculous, but even slightly fat chicks are just impossible. I don't know how some guys do it to be honest (maybe they have really, really good powers of immagination) but god bless them. Even fat chicks need some lovin.

Post: #5

Sorry I should have explained. I am fantasying about a piece of ass that does not yet exist. I have the constant horn all day long and sometimes tell myself Id fuck a sea donkey just to unload the weight of my own balls. But alas when the opportunity arises to share a bed with anything less than a 7 Id rather take a kebab and a hand shandy.
There seems to be a lot of players on here getting a steady flow of poon on a regular basis. I just dont see how that is possible unless one drops their standards a little from time to time.

(10-27-2011 03:29 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  If you're fantasizing about her, and she's a "tidy" piece, what is it about her that makes you less than enthusiastic? Is it looks, or something else about her? If she's a beast, I don't you'd be fantasizing. We ALL have a certain standard regarding what we'd like in an ideal world, but the truth is most of the chicks we smash will be below that, even if they're still cute or attractive. I'm all for dudes cashing in on opportunities with willing participants that are doable because it allows you to work on technique. You can become a better lover, so when you tear up your dream girls, they'll be in awe. You'll leave her disheveled, sore and walking funny, but she'll have the biggest smile on her face. Take this girl you're thinking about home and beat her up a couple or three times. You owe it to yourself, and you owe it to the future fine honeys you'll bang.

Post: #6

Those are pretty high standards. Ill fuck any girl that's at least somewhat attractive. If she's not cute at all or a little chubby, ill cut the lights off and get head. I'm a pretty attractive guy but also a horny dog

Post: #7

I imagine fat chicks had a better time of it prior to ubiquitous internet access.

Post: #8

(10-27-2011 03:41 PM)Richie Wrote:  Sorry I should have explained. I am fantasying about a piece of ass that does not yet exist. I have the constant horn all day long and sometimes tell myself Id fuck a sea donkey just to unload the weight of my own balls. But alas when the opportunity arises to share a bed with anything less than a 7 Id rather take a kebab and a hand shandy.
There seems to be a lot of players on here getting a steady flow of poon on a regular basis. I just dont see how that is possible unless one drops their standards a little from time to time.

I feel the same way, though my minimum standards are lower than 7. There's not much point fucking anything that moves just to pretend you're some sort of stud. I wouldn't bother with chicks more than 2 points lower than you on the SMV scale.

You mention "kebabs" and "shandy" so I'm guessing you are from the UK. Prostitution is quasi-legal and more accepted there than many parts of the worl. So depending on how you view these things, and how you think it would affect your game, that's also an option to relieve some tension without lowering your standards.

Post: #9

1-5.5 - Won't entertain
5.5-6- Have to be wasted
>6 - All day

Post: #10

Big boobs and an ok face are all I need for a chick to pass my boner test...

I've banged some ugmoes in my day. Worst one was a stripper at a shakeybutt in Philly. 4'11", had triple E-cups(no lie), round shapely ass, and NO GUT(crucial). Her face would make Quasimodo say "damn that bitch is ugly"

Not proud of that, but I needed some release and that shit was mad easy. Cost me a shrimp fried rice, an eggroll and a nickel bag of funk.

Post: #11

Personally, if my dick will get hard, the bitch is as good as fucked. Nobody has to know and you certainly dont have to go parading around town with the chick. I just hope your not using this "i only want to fuck really bad bitches" mindset as an excuse for rarely ever approaching anything because your lowkey scared to approach chicks.

I have homeboys like that. And getting lucky and fucking 1 or 2 bitches a year that might be 7s does not compare to fucking a mixture of about 15 different chicks a year.

Post: #12

(04-17-2012 08:55 AM)theIVth Wrote:  Personally, if my dick will get hard, the bitch is as good as fucked. Nobody has to know and you certainly dont have to go parading around town with the chick. I just hope your not using this "i only want to fuck really bad bitches" mindset as an excuse for rarely ever approaching anything because your lowkey scared to approach chicks.

I have homeboys like that. And getting lucky and fucking 1 or 2 bitches a year that might be 7s does not compare to fucking a mixture of about 15 different chicks a year.

And this is why I'm contemplating getting back in the game, the variety is what makes it fun. But anyways, even though I'm new here, I immediately thought of the boner test...if the chick passes the boner test (and hell even if you feel your dick moving around like it's going to rise and she can do the rest), I don't see why someone would turn it down.

Post: #13

How many goddamn threads do we have to have on this?

Does she pass the boner test? Y/N?



Edit: No wonder, this thread is nearly a year old.

Post: #14

an old wise man told me:

"If you think you want to stick it in the butt then you should do it"