Post: #1

After overcoming a moral dilemma, I was involved in my first threesome while visiting a college campus a few hours away from me.

It was around 4:00am when after a night of heavy drinking and smoking I walked into my room to pass out. I open the door "WHOA WHOA",I hear my friend say. I walk through the door and see my friend fucking this girl he invited to the party. I start laughing and he looks at me and says "Dude get over here and get you some!

I paused for a second and thought about the situation and opportunity in front of me. The girl was semi unconscious and there is a chance she suffered a concussion earlier in the night when her head bounced off the floor after we dropped her while carrying her to the bed. After that she fell head first again while we were trying to help her be more comfortable.

"Uhhh" I say while laughing and shaking my head side to side. He looks at me then flips her over and as he shakes her boobs up and down says "Bro, look at these titties."


As I put my dick on her pussy her hands moved down and clasped my semi hard cock n' balls(she was kinda chubby and had a teletubby face) I interpreted her holding my dick as a sign of consent and I went to work. We switched up and I finished by teabagging, mushroom stamping and putting my dick in her mouth


The next morning we woke up to her asking us what happened that night and complaints that her whole body was sore. We told her a little bit and she wanted to hangout with us the rest of the weekend

Post: #2

hahahaha LMAO.
Crazy story man..but when I read threesome I Thought that it was 2 girls and you..that would have been better..

Post: #3

Cool story I guess? Not everyone's typical first threesome experience if you ask me.

Post: #4

Post: #5

That's your first sword-crossing but congrats anyway..

Post: #6

Haha nice. More like a tag-teaming, but remember it ain't gay if it's a three way!

Post: #7

hahaha never forget the Golden rule!

Post: #8

Haha nice vid, is that Christina Aguilera ?

Post: #9

The way your experience is written makes me wonder if it was consensual.

Post: #10

I think that is lady gaga. Lol at this story and sword crossing.

Post: #11

I had my one and only threesome in college. It was a weird scenario too. A chick that lived down the hall in my dorm came by my room one night and closed the door. She said she had broken up with her boyfriend recently, and was missing steady dick so she wanted me and my roommate to fuck her. She was attracted to both of us, and wanted to get freaked. She laid down the ground rules - no hickeys, and we had to use condoms. We moved down to her room because she had a single room, and both beds were pushed together creating a full size bed. The unspoken rule between dudes was no swordfighting. I was on one end getting my knob polished, and he was on the other end beating it up doggiestyle. At least trying. This is where it got kind of weird...

My roommie couldn't stay hard. This motherfucker was jerking himself to try to get stiff again, right in front of us (well...in front of ME because I was facing him. She was facing my DICK). Right there, a thought bubble popped up over my head saying, "What the fuck am I DOING?" Anyway, she finished me off after a LOT of work (it's hard for me to cum from oral), and took all of my gooeyness and swallowed, SMILING. It was cool to do once, but if I ever end up in another threesome, it'll be with two chicks.

Post: #12

(10-24-2011 05:14 PM)Mr.GM Wrote:  hahahaha LMAO.
Crazy story man..but when I read threesome I Thought that it was 2 girls and you..that would have been better..

Same thing I thought. We call this "running a train" where I'm from.

Post: #13

(10-24-2011 09:16 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  I had my one and only threesome in college. It was a weird scenario too. A chick that lived down the hall in my dorm came by my room one night and closed the door. She said she had broken up with her boyfriend recently, and was missing steady dick so she wanted me and my roommate to fuck her. She was attracted to both of us, and wanted to get freaked. She laid down the ground rules - no hickeys, and we had to use condoms. We moved down to her room because she had a single room, and both beds were pushed together creating a full size bed. The unspoken rule between dudes was no swordfighting. I was on one end getting my knob polished, and he was on the other end beating it up doggiestyle. At least trying. This is where it got kind of weird...

My roommie couldn't stay hard. This motherfucker was jerking himself to try to get stiff again, right in front of us (well...in front of ME because I was facing him. She was facing my DICK). Right there, a thought bubble popped up over my head saying, "What the fuck am I DOING?" Anyway, she finished me off after a LOT of work (it's hard for me to cum from oral), and took all of my gooeyness and swallowed, SMILING. It was cool to do once, but if I ever end up in another threesome, it'll be with two chicks.

Meh I dont blame him, thats a pretty weird situation that one, pretty funny though

Post: #14

(10-24-2011 09:38 PM)FretDancer Wrote:  

(10-24-2011 09:16 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  I had my one and only threesome in college. It was a weird scenario too. A chick that lived down the hall in my dorm came by my room one night and closed the door. She said she had broken up with her boyfriend recently, and was missing steady dick so she wanted me and my roommate to fuck her. She was attracted to both of us, and wanted to get freaked. She laid down the ground rules - no hickeys, and we had to use condoms. We moved down to her room because she had a single room, and both beds were pushed together creating a full size bed. The unspoken rule between dudes was no swordfighting. I was on one end getting my knob polished, and he was on the other end beating it up doggiestyle. At least trying. This is where it got kind of weird...

My roommie couldn't stay hard. This motherfucker was jerking himself to try to get stiff again, right in front of us (well...in front of ME because I was facing him. She was facing my DICK). Right there, a thought bubble popped up over my head saying, "What the fuck am I DOING?" Anyway, she finished me off after a LOT of work (it's hard for me to cum from oral), and took all of my gooeyness and swallowed, SMILING. It was cool to do once, but if I ever end up in another threesome, it'll be with two chicks.

Meh I dont blame him, thats a pretty weird situation that one, pretty funny though

UUURRGGHH!! Hellz to the fucking nein! I'm sorry,but am I the only one who finds the idea of nutting while your buddy's ass is moving like a piston pounding her in front of you wayyyyy homo?? Also, I thought a 3some means 2 bitches,one guy.

Post: #15

(10-25-2011 04:15 AM)afronoob Wrote:  

(10-24-2011 09:38 PM)FretDancer Wrote:  

(10-24-2011 09:16 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  I had my one and only threesome in college. It was a weird scenario too. A chick that lived down the hall in my dorm came by my room one night and closed the door. She said she had broken up with her boyfriend recently, and was missing steady dick so she wanted me and my roommate to fuck her. She was attracted to both of us, and wanted to get freaked. She laid down the ground rules - no hickeys, and we had to use condoms. We moved down to her room because she had a single room, and both beds were pushed together creating a full size bed. The unspoken rule between dudes was no swordfighting. I was on one end getting my knob polished, and he was on the other end beating it up doggiestyle. At least trying. This is where it got kind of weird...

My roommie couldn't stay hard. This motherfucker was jerking himself to try to get stiff again, right in front of us (well...in front of ME because I was facing him. She was facing my DICK). Right there, a thought bubble popped up over my head saying, "What the fuck am I DOING?" Anyway, she finished me off after a LOT of work (it's hard for me to cum from oral), and took all of my gooeyness and swallowed, SMILING. It was cool to do once, but if I ever end up in another threesome, it'll be with two chicks.

Meh I dont blame him, thats a pretty weird situation that one, pretty funny though

UUURRGGHH!! Hellz to the fucking nein! I'm sorry,but am I the only one who finds the idea of nutting while your buddy's ass is moving like a piston pounding her in front of you wayyyyy homo?? Also, I thought a 3some means 2 bitches,one guy.

It is gross. I've never done it but have a funny story to share that Ali-b enjoyed when he met the girl.

My buddy was dating this skanky girl and she went up to Bike Week without him for a couple days. My other friend videod her getting line fucked by about 20 bikers up on stage while some shitty rock band played.
My friend showed me the video and I called the dude who she was dating to come watch it and he said..

"Ahh fuck! Brenda done went out and got line-fucked again..guess I better go get checked out"

Post: #16

(10-25-2011 09:26 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(10-25-2011 04:15 AM)afronoob Wrote:  

(10-24-2011 09:38 PM)FretDancer Wrote:  

(10-24-2011 09:16 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  I had my one and only threesome in college. It was a weird scenario too. A chick that lived down the hall in my dorm came by my room one night and closed the door. She said she had broken up with her boyfriend recently, and was missing steady dick so she wanted me and my roommate to fuck her. She was attracted to both of us, and wanted to get freaked. She laid down the ground rules - no hickeys, and we had to use condoms. We moved down to her room because she had a single room, and both beds were pushed together creating a full size bed. The unspoken rule between dudes was no swordfighting. I was on one end getting my knob polished, and he was on the other end beating it up doggiestyle. At least trying. This is where it got kind of weird...

My roommie couldn't stay hard. This motherfucker was jerking himself to try to get stiff again, right in front of us (well...in front of ME because I was facing him. She was facing my DICK). Right there, a thought bubble popped up over my head saying, "What the fuck am I DOING?" Anyway, she finished me off after a LOT of work (it's hard for me to cum from oral), and took all of my gooeyness and swallowed, SMILING. It was cool to do once, but if I ever end up in another threesome, it'll be with two chicks.

Meh I dont blame him, thats a pretty weird situation that one, pretty funny though

UUURRGGHH!! Hellz to the fucking nein! I'm sorry,but am I the only one who finds the idea of nutting while your buddy's ass is moving like a piston pounding her in front of you wayyyyy homo?? Also, I thought a 3some means 2 bitches,one guy.

It is gross. I've never done it but have a funny story to share that Ali-b enjoyed when he met the girl.

My buddy was dating this skanky girl and she went up to Bike Week without him for a couple days. My other friend videod her getting line fucked by about 20 bikers up on stage while some shitty rock band played.
My friend showed me the video and I called the dude who she was dating to come watch it and he said..

"Ahh fuck! Brenda done went out and got line-fucked again..guess I better go get checked out"

EPIC

Post: #17

Oh man. The first evening in Clearwater is when I saw Brenda. I swear she looked like Gollum's sister! She stuck her head in the window and screamed "FUCK YOU E-MECH!!". Holy shit. I thought if this is the quality E-mech is chasing then I'm leaving the next day. Luckily that wasn't the case.

I've had a few buddies over the years try to get me to tag team bitches. Not sayin' it's gay, but two dudes in the same bed is 1 dude too many. No thanks, I'll pass.

Post: #18

(10-25-2011 09:58 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  Oh man. The first evening in Clearwater is when I saw Brenda. I swear she looked like Gollum's sister! She stuck her head in the window and screamed "FUCK YOU E-MECH!!". Holy shit. I thought if this is the quality E-mech is chasing then I'm leaving the next day. Luckily that wasn't the case.

I've had a few buddies over the years try to get me to tag team bitches. Not sayin' it's gay, but two dudes in the same bed is 1 dude too many. No thanks, I'll pass.

I don't mind sloppy seconds, but yeah I don't think I could tag team either. Hottest girl I've met in my life? Ok, sure.

Post: #19

@e-mech: hahah that was fucking hilarious, i loled literally

Post: #20

(10-25-2011 03:39 PM)FretDancer Wrote:  @e-mech: hahah that was fucking hilarious, i loled literally

This same girl would put crunchy cheetos in his boots to see if he has "feelings"