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…Have you been searching for a way to subtly show off your support for Uncle Roosh?
…Have you ever wanted to get your rotation something nice, but were afraid of being beta?
…Have you ever shown up to a forum meetup without being able to tell who is part of the crew?

The solution is finally here!
Roosh V ankle bracelets – available for both men and women!
They go great with your copy of Compliment and Cuddle.

As you can see, they're a subtle way to add pizzazz to your everyday outfit:



Men’s sizes are available in M, L, and XL
Guaranteed to look great on everyone 5'5" and above!
(Is it still too big? Do you even lift, bro?)

Modeled by our forum member Suits, who wears a size M:

(Spiked version available at additional charge)

Women’s versions – available in sizes XS, S, and M
Guaranteed NOT to fit women weighing over 130 lbs.
No vanity sizing or cankles here!



Still too small for her?
Operators are standing by to offer custom sizing for your big girls.
Forum member JustForFun doing the sizing for customer YoungBlade's babe:

(PS: Just because you call those “birthing hips” doesn't mean she's not a heifer. Y'all know who you are.)


Ankle bracelets are also available for the bad boy wannabes and bonafide thought criminals!
Flaunt your bad boy status at the bars and clubs!
Have your pick of monitoring by the SPLC, People's Republic of England, and Canuckistan...or even all three.
Order today and your first year's monitoring is FREE!

Modeled by Samseau, wearing a size L:


Modeled by Kaotic, wearing a size M:


Modeled by Roosh, wearing a size L:


The product promised last year – available in stores starting tomorrow, April 2.

Ask for it at your local department store!

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Do they come in chokers for girls?

Post: #3

RVF April Fools Day jokes have officially run out.

Post: #4

Nice work on the photos

Post: #5

I heaved a sigh of relief when I realized they didn't look anything like these:

Post: #6

Are there Roosh cock rings available?

Post: #7

(04-02-2019 11:23 AM)realologist Wrote:  Are there Roosh cock rings available?