Post: #26

Soyboy narrator and staged reactions.

Post: #27

(12-19-2018 11:30 AM)Mage Wrote:  

(12-19-2018 07:25 AM)Repo Wrote:  ^^^ Your fun at parties

Yeah, I am not very fun at parties, that makes me a bad person. I know. I also don't smoke, don't drink and don't bang sluts. I am straight out evil fun killer. A killjoy. My favorite conversation topics are boring shit like science, religion, psychology, child raising, investing and politics. I am a straight white guy with a plan and strategy for life like a movie villain. I am a deplorable conservative. You all will have to learn to live with that and accept that. If you dislike that, then it sucks to be you.

Lighten up Francis, it’s Christmas for fuck sake.

Post: #28

(12-19-2018 01:17 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  

(12-19-2018 12:42 PM)Repo Wrote:  

(12-19-2018 12:00 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

(12-19-2018 11:30 AM)Mage Wrote:  

(12-19-2018 07:25 AM)Repo Wrote:  ^^^ Your fun at parties

Yeah, I am not very fun at parties, that makes me a bad person. I know. I also don't smoke, don't drink and don't bang sluts. I am straight out evil fun killer. A killjoy. My favorite conversation topics are boring shit like science, religion, psychology, child raising, investing and politics. I am a straight white guy with a plan and strategy for life like a movie villain. I am a deplorable conservative. You all will have to learn to live with that and accept that. If you dislike that, then it sucks to be you.

I bet this monologue would go over well at a party

While many people can enjoy those topics while maintaining a sense of humor, Mage has suppressed his sense of humor to allow for more mental capacity dedicated to pretentiousness and delusions of grandeur.

Nothing Mage hates more than seeing people enjoying themselves.

Don't eat a cookie around him, he will slap it out of your hand while lecturing you on Omega 3s and transfats.

And you better not be at a party.

Or you will disappoint him.

At your shallowness.

And don't even think of calling it shallow-ocity, because that is not a word.

Which you would know, if you were he. Or is it him? If it were him?

Mage probably knows. Someone should ask him.

Because English grammar is fun, you drunken lisping glitter bombs!

We got Odin by the short hairs here.

Are you trying to imply that studying grammar and diction isn't fun?

I ought to challenge you to a boxing match!

And it's "Were him".

Post: #29

dupe

Post: #30

(12-19-2018 01:29 PM)porscheguy Wrote:  Lighten up Francis, it’s Christmas for fuck sake.

Wrong! My name is not Francis. And this is 19th December. Christmas is 25 December. Harden up and learn your Christian celebrations! Your cluelessness about this fact or conscious lying tells me you must one of them (((inverters))) of truth. Also you don't act on Christmas for fuck's sake. On Christmas you act for Christ's sake! You (((Chrismas hater)))!

Post: #31

(12-19-2018 01:43 PM)Aurini Wrote:  

(12-19-2018 01:17 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  

(12-19-2018 12:42 PM)Repo Wrote:  

(12-19-2018 12:00 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

(12-19-2018 11:30 AM)Mage Wrote:  Yeah, I am not very fun at parties, that makes me a bad person. I know. I also don't smoke, don't drink and don't bang sluts. I am straight out evil fun killer. A killjoy. My favorite conversation topics are boring shit like science, religion, psychology, child raising, investing and politics. I am a straight white guy with a plan and strategy for life like a movie villain. I am a deplorable conservative. You all will have to learn to live with that and accept that. If you dislike that, then it sucks to be you.

I bet this monologue would go over well at a party

While many people can enjoy those topics while maintaining a sense of humor, Mage has suppressed his sense of humor to allow for more mental capacity dedicated to pretentiousness and delusions of grandeur.

Nothing Mage hates more than seeing people enjoying themselves.

Don't eat a cookie around him, he will slap it out of your hand while lecturing you on Omega 3s and transfats.

And you better not be at a party.

Or you will disappoint him.

At your shallowness.

And don't even think of calling it shallow-ocity, because that is not a word.

Which you would know, if you were he. Or is it him? If it were him?

Mage probably knows. Someone should ask him.

Because English grammar is fun, you drunken lisping glitter bombs!

We got Odin by the short hairs here.

Are you trying to imply that studying grammar and diction isn't fun?

I ought to challenge you to a boxing match!

And it's "Were him".

Dudes don't put words into my mouth, it is not for you to understand me by using stereotypes. However upright I might appear to be at times I am defiantly not grammar Nazi. I am too alpha to fallow any arbitrary grammar rules. Also I am a believer in free speech and that includes bad grammar.

Also I actually love seeing people enjoying themselves. But in a honorable, dignifying and virtuous fashion. What greater an enjoyment can then be, then to embody the image of God? Verily nothing! Can a man know true enjoyment when he is acting in a manner unsuitable for a God that has given him life in his own image? Surely not!

Post: #32

I invented a simpler and more effective bait package. Staple one end of the string to the top of the box, and tie the other end to the pin of the grenade inside.

Post: #33

(12-19-2018 01:23 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  If I want to own a wrist mounted fireball launcher, am I revealing my inner shallow thot?

Only if you don't buy me one too.

Post: #34

(12-19-2018 01:43 PM)Aurini Wrote:  Are you trying to imply that studying grammar and diction isn't fun?

No, I am trying to imply that Mage should lighten up sometimes.

And if you don't watch it, I may challenge you to a duel of shall vs. will usage, or a skirmish involving helping verbs.

Don't make me launch a fleet of collective nouns.

Post: #35

(12-19-2018 12:43 PM)Horus Wrote:  

(12-19-2018 11:34 AM)911 Wrote:  I get the feeling that some of the thefts might have been staged. You have guys going into monologues alone in their cars, makes for good videos but doesn't seem very natural.

Three out of five of the thieves were black. If they were making a fake video, I doubt they would have risked using a disproportionate number of black actors to play the role of thieves.

It looked like some of the white thief segments were staged and added to the vid in order to make it more palatable. It's like in the home alarm system ads, the thieves are always white.

Post: #36

Whatever happened to just shitting in a box?

Post: #37

(12-19-2018 04:27 PM)scotian Wrote:  Whatever happened to just shitting in a box?

It wouldn't make for a good youtube video. Could have been banned. And nobody likes to hide cameras in their shit.

In 2018/2019 - you gotta do everything on internet or nobody cares.

Post: #38

(12-19-2018 01:54 PM)Mage Wrote:  Dudes don't put words into my mouth, it is not for you to understand me by using stereotypes. However upright I might appear to be at times I am defiantly not grammar Nazi. I am too alpha to fallow any arbitrary grammar rules. Also I am a believer in free speech and that includes bad grammar.

Also I actually love seeing people enjoying themselves. But in a honorable, dignifying and virtuous fashion. What greater an enjoyment can then be, then to embody the image of God? Verily nothing! Can a man know true enjoyment when he is acting in a manner unsuitable for a God that has given him life in his own image? Surely not!

But how will you know the Logos if'n yer language be all incorrigible?

Post: #39

Yeah, definitely staged with the NordVpn plug at the end

pretty sad that most of those things these days are staged and scripted

Post: #40

Fake or not, think about the premise: the police don't care, and won't do anything, about daytime robberies.

This should be extremely worrisome... at least, it would be if you didn't already realize that society was falling.

Post: #41

^^^^ This is a future revenue stream for Bezos, he can upsell customers with an anti-theft device for their packages. Same business model as companies charging for protection against identity theft. That's the reason police doesn't go after thieves stealing packages, but will instead crack down on people downloading movies at the behest of big media.

Post: #42

(12-19-2018 11:34 AM)911 Wrote:  I get the feeling that some of the thefts might have been staged. You have guys going into monologues alone in their cars, makes for good videos but doesn't seem very natural.

It would take years to even get the package taken that many times in my neighborhood.

If any weren't faked, they probably set the package on a random street corner and waited for someone to pick it up.

Post: #43

Delete

Post: #44

Glitter bomb, yeah real manly dude.

How about a gps and a baseball bat?

Post: #45

(12-19-2018 04:41 PM)Mage Wrote:  In 2018/2019 - you gotta do everything on internet or nobody cares.

Post: #46

(12-19-2018 08:46 PM)Aurini Wrote:  Fake or not, think about the premise: the police don't care, and won't do anything, about daytime robberies.

This should be extremely worrisome... at least, it would be if you didn't already realize that society was falling.

Agreed. This thread is really about the rapidly lowering of trust in society.

We take high trust for granted.

There are so many ways to take advantage of that.

And we are currently learning all about it.

Post: #47

(12-19-2018 08:46 PM)Aurini Wrote:  Fake or not, think about the premise: the police don't care, and won't do anything, about daytime robberies.

This should be extremely worrisome... at least, it would be if you didn't already realize that society was falling.

When I was a kid, my friend's house was burgled. Within an hour or so of it being reported, there was a team of police on the scene taking fingerprints and knocking on neighbour's doors. Fast forward 30 years and I had another friend's house being burgled. The police arrived after 5 days and barely did anything beyond taking some notes. Apparently they are just too busy to take these things seriously, yet we keep hearing that crime has dropped significantly over the past few decades.

Post: #48

I loved that video. Was very cool and creative.

The guy finally had something go viral to make his YT video blowup.

You can tell he's been strategizing for viralness. Everything was fine-tuned for virality from the title "NASA engineer builds fart bomb" to the production quality of the vid. He's been at this a long time and it's always awesome when the hard work pays off for someone who's paid his dues.

Post: #49

(12-19-2018 06:51 PM)Heightcel Wrote:  Yeah, definitely staged with the NordVpn plug at the end

pretty sad that most of those things these days are staged and scripted

No, that's just a brand sponsoring a YouTube influencer. Lots of YTbers do it. It's more permanent than the display ad front-loading a video and an extra income stream. It doesn't mean that it's staged, just mean that he's considered an Influencer worthy of sponsorship.

Post: #50

"Viral Video of Glitter Bomb for Package Thieves Exposed as Partial Fake"

https://gizmodo.com/viral-video-of-glitt...1831254130

Quote:Gizmodo received an email tip that some of the story didn’t add up, and we took a look at a confusing (yet compelling) Imgur library dissecting the most suspicious parts. But even before that tip came in, we reached out to Rober, who never responded to our request for comment. And NordVPN, which sponsored the original video, stopped responding after we sent a spokesperson questions asking whether parts of the video were staged.