Post: #1

On Sunday morning I woke up. I took a piss while standing up. Then I stepped on my scale. It read 205lbs. This has been a week for sticking to my diet.

Today I got up. I took a piss while standing up. I’ve been adhering to the diet plan. Today I stepped on the scale and I’m at 201lbs.

The privilege is real guys. Embrace it and share your experiences.

Post: #2

I got through 30 days without involuntarily bleeding from any bodily orifice.

The privilege is real.

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #3

Tonight I walked around a neighborhood in a developing country, next to several bars, without any fear of getting harassed or raped.

Post: #4

I parallel parked my car on a side street, got it right on the first attempt.

Post: #5

Today I got paid equal amounts for equal work.

I also saved 5 women from rape today by not leaving the house...

Post: #6

I overheard some female co-workers gossiping about me the other day... about how I have an enormous cock, instead of how I'm a slut.

Post: #7

Once I took responsibility for my actions

Post: #8

I went to a concert by myself last night and bought a drink at the bar with my own money. Despite the packed crowd, nobody grabbed my ass when they passed behind me, nor was I subject to any stares or approaches from toxic people who might want to talk to me.

Post: #9

I can be logical


White Dude - Lil Dicky

Quote:I could have been a girl
Or any ethnicity up in the world
But I'm rollin with the top back
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
I ain't gotta wear a fucking bra strap
Me and the crew
Are really doing everything that we like to
Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude

Yeah. It's little DI in this bitch ho
Happy that I'm white, but relieved I ain't a chick yo
I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up
Or straighten hair, I ain't given a damn
I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this muthafucka
They up in heels
And tummy tuckin, they don't grub except for takin' them pills, foreal...
And ion't bleach shit
Ion't gotta eat dick
I ain't bleeding up out ma penis
Smoking the weed, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing
In disagreements, I participate without weeping
And when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that
Ma rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut
So what up
Ya boy cut up
But eat butter
And I ain't gotta speak to ma mother...to still love her
And I been getting better looking with age
But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face

I go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped
And I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played
And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake
And if impregnate I can pack a bag and be on my way, but good luck girl!

Yeah... I'm happy as fuck man
First off I'm a dude so
There was a one in two chance of that sucking
But now I can run a seven minute mile
I can defend my self adequately
I can be logical
I can get along with my room-mates
Watch serious movies without being scared by them
And the on top of that I'm white
Which is like, amazing because
Everybody naturally assumes I'm a great person

Post: #10

I opened a jar of jam by myself.

Post: #11

(12-06-2018 12:08 PM)The Beast1 Wrote:  I opened a jar of jam almost by myself, with the help of one of those rubber-grip thingies.

but I kid, I kid.

Post: #12

I took credit for completing a sales projection at work.

Post: #13

I made a real difference in the world today.

Post: #14

It doesn't take an hour to go the bathroom in public.

Post: #15

I paid my credit card bill in full this month.

Post: #16

Delete

Post: #17

Went to lunch with some guys today. We paid the check drana free.

Post: #18

It actually took me a half-hour to get ready to go out this morning, including showering.

Post: #19

I once got punched in the face for acting like a dick. The privilege is real.

Post: #20

(12-06-2018 03:35 PM)Hypno Wrote:  Went to lunch with some guys today. We paid the check drana free.

Without using your phone's "tip calculator", I hope.

Post: #21

I can go months at a time without having to pose for a single photo.

Post: #22

A month ago I met a strange guy on Craigslist. Within minutes of contacting him, I was headed to his house to buy a tailgate for my truck. At no point during this transaction did I feel like I would be raped or robbed.

#the privilege is real

Post: #23

^^^^^^

Hopefully you paid him in cash and not with a blowjob

Post: #24

I managed to use my TV's executive remote control functions, as well as my Blu-Ray player's, without needing to ask for help with changing the channel/volume or play/pause a movie, respectively.

Post: #25

I got a lot of privilege.

I drove to work without getting in an accident.

I performed calculations, in my head.

I figured out how to use a computer.