Post: #26

If I'm being completely honest with myself.......she could pee on my tree any day

Post: #27

(11-28-2018 03:50 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  If I'm being completely honest with myself.......she could pee on my tree any day

Odds are you'd get a (((burning bush))) after

Post: #28

(11-28-2018 04:01 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

(11-28-2018 03:50 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  If I'm being completely honest with myself.......she could pee on my tree any day

Odds are you'd get a (((burning bush))) after

Urine is sterile, water those tree roots!

Post: #29

(11-28-2018 09:56 AM)TutorGuina Wrote:  Not sure about WB gents, the right amount of photoshop can make even a downie look like a hard 8. In a way, a mugshot is usually much more truthful and fair than instashot.

Same with make-up... If it wasn't for make-up the amount of real 8's would be reduced to 0.00000000000000001% of the population.

Post: #30

Maxim finalist, maybe.

What about all the thots with Ig taglines like “Ms. Arlington County Earth Day second runner-up.” Like, girl, if you’re not in Ms. Universe or Ms. World or aren’t a VS angel, what do I care about some random pageant you were in?

Post: #31

She used to "model." Heh, oh the wonders of deliberate lighting.

Post: #32

(11-28-2018 03:05 AM)Bazzwaldo Wrote:  Slut

You say that like it's a bad thing

Post: #33

(11-28-2018 04:42 AM)Belgrano Wrote:  

(11-28-2018 12:43 AM)Thot Leader Wrote:  from her IG:

"•Proud Mommy•Model•MISS TEXAS•Photographer•
Maxim CoverGirl 2018 2nd Place Finalist!"

Quote:•Proud Mommy•

Quote:Mommy

Let's hope it's just a Chihuahua.

Post: #34

Chick has a nice body, without a doubt. And based on looking through her "Attention Whore" Instagram, she's obviously an open-minded girl who's into kinky - and possibly - BDSM shit.

Post: #35

Ok, my objections were confirmed to be unfounded
WB

Post: #36

I wonder what the portfolio looks like that got her hired as a wedding photographer.

Post: #37

(11-28-2018 02:05 AM)JackinMelbourne Wrote:  She looks half Indian, half Slavic. Look at the nose and hair.

Her Instagram says that she's half Indian and half Native American.

Does that mean that she's half Indian and half Indian?

Post: #38

Dots AND feathers.

Post: #39

Couldn't find any website, social media, etc. regarding her photography skill(s) or as the media like to call her, "wedding photographer". Her Facebook doesn't exist anymore.

But there is a model portfolio page under her fake professional modeling name, "Max McIntyre". Check out the detailed stats.

Quote:Age: 26
Height: 5' 7"
Weight: 115 lbs
Bust: 36"
Waist: 26"
Hips: 38"
Cup: C
Dress: 3
Shoe: 8.5
Ethnicity: Middle Eastern
Skin Color: Tanned
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Length: Long
Hair Color: Brown
Tattoos: Some
Piercings: Some
Genres: Acting, Art, Bodypaint, Cosplay,Dance, Editorial, Erotic, Fashion, Fetish, Fit Modeling, Fitness, Glamour, Hair/Makeup, Lifestyle, Lingerie, Parts Modeling, Performance Artist, Pinup, Pregnancy, Promotional Modeling,,Female Promotional Modeling Models in Arlington, TX, Runway
Spokesperson / Host, Sports, Stunt, Swimwear, Underwater

Post: #40

Size 3? Too fat to be a model or a winner, which is why she was delegated to finalist instead.

That fake name sounds too manly, maybe she does tranny modeling.

Post: #41

If she is both dot and feather. . . does that mean she prefers spotted dick?

Post: #42

She is a tree thot? Or did I misread that. If she doesn't pee off a tree, she isnt relationship material.

Post: #43

No one is calling her relationship material. She would have no problem getting shit on by a sheik for money, if they had any interest in her. Would probably be a freak in bed and gets off on kinky sex and would have no problem using a fuck swing.

Post: #44

Q:What kind of idiot bride hires a slutty and kinky wedding photographer?

A: The same one who employs a hot nanny.

Post: #45

It's amazing what make-up and lighting can do for an average looking chick.

Post: #46

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpn9tr6B1Z5/

Imagine letting this creature near your wedding.

Post: #47

https://www.instagram.com/p/BpUtOaBBagv/

Winner of the 2018 'Best Thousand Cock Stare' competition.

Post: #48

That's a real clear message to the bride. Fuck you and fuck your wedding. Literally.

Post: #49

*sigh*

Poor girl. Always the photographer banging guests, pissing on trees, and fighting cops; never the bride.

Post: #50

(11-30-2018 08:39 AM)Psygnosis89 Wrote:  https://www.instagram.com/p/BpUtOaBBagv/

Winner of the 2018 'Best Thousand Cock Stare' competition.

And this one too...