Post: #26

After fucking dogs and marrying themselves women can't find nothing else to do than fucking trees... And they want you to believe that they're too clever for men ?



‘Best sex ever’. Emma McCabe plans to marry a tree named Tim

(08-21-2018 03:20 PM)Johnnyvee Wrote:  I can relate to getting aroused by being out in nature. However, I still require a vagina for sexual satisfaction.

Post: #27

I don’t think I’ll ever know how many brain cells I lost reading this.

Post: #28

"Eco-sexuals" aye?

Some folk really go out on a limb...
Guess that is one branch of the human family tree that won't plant any roots...

Post: #29

Forest Bump is hard to fathom in Jungle Whorefare

Post: #30

(08-22-2018 08:40 AM)JekyllAndHyde Wrote:  Forest Bump is hard to fathom in Jungle Whorefare

I trust you did not -log- in simply to post that one...

Post: #31

I'll tolerate anyone in this thread who says they're a grower, not a shower, but the first motherfucker who talks about morning wood is getting a pack of neutral reps.

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #32

(08-22-2018 09:39 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  I'll tolerate anyone in this thread who says they're a grower, not a shower, but the first motherfucker who talks about morning wood is getting a pack of neutral reps.

Now you're planting seeds of doubt into my ability to make pun.

Post: #33

Southpark will have fun with this

Post: #34

(08-22-2018 09:39 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  I'll tolerate anyone in this thread who says they're a grower, not a shower, but the first motherfucker who talks about morning wood is getting a pack of neutral reps.

This isn't funny. I stand by members of the plant world at risk.

Protect virgin forests from the predations of old growth.

And do I need to mention that includes the grooming of lawns?

Post: #35

A thorny issue for sure.

Post: #36

Some folk take the slang term 'bush' way too seriously...

Post: #37

(08-21-2018 07:53 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  This scene from one of the greatest horror films of all time gives a more accurate representation of what we can and should expect from "nature":

Without giving away too many spoilers, did they ever get to the root of the problem in the movie? I'm too lazy to log into my Netflix account, and it seems a little too sappy for my taste.

Post: #38

(08-23-2018 10:49 AM)Horus Wrote:  Without giving away too many spoilers, did they ever get to the root of the problem in the movie? I'm too lazy to log into my Netflix account, and it seems a little too sappy for my taste.

Not really. The damned things would simply sprout again elsewhere.
Whether in the past, or crappy TV sequels...

Post: #39

New meaning to the term 'wood'.

Post: #40

This sort of thing has been going on for years...One of my first sexual experiences was with a Rock-melon, I think in USA you call them Cantaloupes.

Post: #41

I can't believe nobody has made use of the most appropriate forum gif for this topic!

Post: #42

This tree us more my speed. It's called the Golden Shower.


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