Post: #26

I confess that i bought a 6 pack this afternoon ,and came home to find a 6 pack on the counter that i forgot i bought yesterday evening.


Well now that should last me till the end of the week.

Post: #27

I make a conscious effort to look at my shits after I finish every time, especially right now while I'm on a bulk.

I always make sure to observe it's texture (solid or liquid), frequency, ease of coming out and smell (does it smell like somebody has died or not).

Now don't get me wrong, I don't get to scientific or anything like that, nor do I record my observations on paper. However, I just make quick mental notes in a split second after I finish as I flush the toilet.

This probably sounds weird to a lot of people, but I need to make sure that things are moving in and moving out at an acceptable rate. Having your bowel movements under control is a key factor to having a high quality of life.

Post: #28

(07-23-2018 10:07 AM)debeguiled Wrote:  

(07-23-2018 07:29 AM)Horus Wrote:  

(07-23-2018 07:23 AM)vinman Wrote:  I confess that I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.....

I confess that my real name is Sue.

Can't access internet. Stuck in Folsom prison.

I confess that I wear black because its slimming.

Post: #29

I confess I want to become an international playboy and that has been since a young age

Post: #30

I confess that after being a member here for over 3 years and lurking over a year, maybe 2 before that, I finally bought BANG last night.

To put it another way. I only used Amazon for the first time last night, and my first ever e-book purchase is BANG.

As a side note, even though I'm only a few chapters in, it's amazing just how many of the "Question title" threads here (and Roosh live calls) could be quickly and simply wound up with;

Read Bang.

Post: #31

I like to press my cock against big breasts

Post: #32

Feel like I just stared into the abyss and got freaked the fuck out. I need a few weeks off.

Post: #33

I confess that the only reason I support public breastfeeding is because I have a lactation fetish, and I wish one of those milk cows would breastfeed me too and give me a hand job.

Post: #34

I confess that sometimes I wish something juicy would happen, like another meetup outrage, or anything that would make people post this :

Post: #35

I confess to liking bbws/fat chicks.

Not morbidly obese but definitely fat.

I've fucked many conventional hot women but tend to enjoy pretty women who are fat. The sex is always better because I guess that's my preference.

BBW game is easier than normal game and its kind of a blessing. The only downer is that slim women with a pretty face is less rare than a fat woman with a good face.

Post: #36

(09-21-2018 08:17 PM)flyinghorse Wrote:  I confess to liking bbws/fat chicks.

Not morbidly obese but definitely fat.

I've fucked many conventional hot women but tend to enjoy pretty women who are fat. The sex is always better because I guess that's my preference.

BBW game is easier than normal game and its kind of a blessing. The only downer is that slim women with a pretty face is less rare than a fat woman with a good face.

I go through phases too. Sometimes I'm on a kick of asian chicks. Sometimes petite 18-19 year olds. But I just had sex with a BBW escort last night. She was a little larger then she advertised in her pictures, but I still had a fun time and idgaf what anyone thinks.

My confession is working 50+ hours a week my apartment is never clean. I just get so tired I only muster up the energy to clean it every few weeks or so, but it always returns back to it's messy state fairly quickly. I never bring girls back there. I always take them to hotels. But it's better. The rooms are clean and you can order room service before and after sex.

Post: #37

I confess that all of my bangs have been fatties. Not "gotta prop up the muffin-top to get to her snatch" fat, but definitely cute chubs.

Post: #38

I confess that I do not feel the need to confess to a 21 year old virgin fresh out of seminary school.

Post: #39

I confess that I committed a felony.

Post: #40

Yo exmormon. Never do that shit again, ever. No not the felonies stupid, confessing.

I confess I'm dating a BPD chick in recovery. I know it's wrong and it's all going to end in tears sooner or later but she keeps my house clean, buys me shit, and fucks like a champ. Thank god for IUDs

Post: #41

Confession time? Well... I CONFESS!!!!

Post: #42

Ok, I am actually really glad this came up... something I have been wanting to share, that I haven’t even dared to put on the internet.. because it’s specific enough that well.. my social circle could easily figure out it’s me. But hey, this isn’t reddit!

So I was pretty clean cut in college( other than like ahh one night), and we had a student farm where we even had cows and butchered them (part of the Aggie department). I was the farm foreman so I had the keys. It was just me, Jack (the best friend who you always reconsider) a girl we called Cady (she once told us she wanted to be a pro
golfer and we called her that from there on out, Jack gave her this nickname, he could not spell)

Anyways. Cady was a peacock among the chickens, the only hot girl in our department.. and really hot! Yet she liked doing agg stuff and butchering, cool chick, they kind where you thought she had slept with every other guy and your turn was next, but she was really just playing everybody and didn’t sleep around much...

Anyways. We had bond fires after a hard day, and to make a long story short Jack wanted a shot at Cady so much he couldn’t take it anymore, and he told me that evening “ I am sick of this, I am just going to do whatever the hell I want and say whatever the hell I want”

After just random conversation Jack says” the fires getting low, we need more wood” and Cady says “I need wood”. To which my former bud Jack says “ bullshit your all talk, it’s all bullshit, Cady, I bet you don’t even like sex, you just like attention!” She stared at him for 10 seconds... it seemed a lot longer.. maybe 98 seconds or so... I was sure she was going to break into tears! Her whole persona, discovered! And confronted!

...she didn’t. What she did was totally unexpected, she got up and slowly walked away from the campfire, I was going to get up to comfort her, but in shock I just kind of stood there. And she walked back slowly, like paper bag blowing in the wind with a rock in it slow.

She came back with two hands full of green corn fed herferd shit!! I thought she was going to throw it at Jack, but rather she threw both handfulls at me. It hit my eye, and well my first reaction was to jump up. Jack meanwhile was holding a chunk of hay to rekindle the fire (like 1/2 foot). It utter shock he dropped it, right on the fire, it flared up and with my eyes covered in “processed cow corn” I was more concerned with shit being in my face so I ignored the slow build up of heat... untill the hay reached its flash point and flared up!

All of my hair on my head... seared, burnt, smelling terrible. Cady was too shocked to do anything, but Jack he dragged me to the water troughs and dunked my head in.. 5 min later after splashing water in my face and rinsing my nose, eyes and mouth I ask for a mirror. Caddy pulls one out of her purse.... the only fully intact hair I had was my eyebrows... which the wet cow shit covered.

Caddy slowly said.... “Green shit saves eyes”...

I am pretty pissed at this point, and I don’t know what came into me, but I asked Cady for a shovel, and out of confusion she looked for one and handed it to me... I scooped up a big pile of cow shit, and for the next 30 seconds I must of thrown 120lbs of cow crap at her, while she stood there in shock...

We really didn’t know how to redeem the night so well we thought we would try. Cady had anti nausea patches in her purse(scopolamine ) which we read you could get high off of and I had some DXM pills. We each put like 7 patches all over our body. (Cady being a tease acted like she was going to put them on her ass and rack, but you know just put them on her stomach and back).

Next thing I know we all wake up and we each notice (but too timid to tell each other untill weeks later) a tattoo that says “ Shit show sisters, shit saves they eyes!” With a tattoo of the eye and the pyramid from the dollar bill with a cow taking a shit over it!!!! ( mine is on my stomach).

Both Jack and I, when we find out about each other tats , blame Cady, we are so furious at her, she just a big tease... her being so hot... and it led to what.. to this..!! We decide to get back at her.

She was really into nature and stuff and Native American Indian lore.. we didn’t yet have a plan on how to get back at her, but we just wanted to make her look like an idiot ASAP. Next time we were around the camp fire on the farm, we made sure she was good and drunk. And we were some too.. we thought, let’s get her to eat some random ass plants, like a lot of them. We saw some weeds in the ditches with this spiky ball fruit hanging down and I said “ hey Caddy, the native Americans use to eat those, they had a tangy flavor” well She nibbled on it, seemed to be ok.. like a minute later (yeah we were drunk) and we said eat the whole damn plant Pocahontas! She did..things got weird really weird, she started talking to people who didn’t exist, started itching all over and saying it felt hot as hell (was like 40 degrees) Jack and I left, because frankly we were so pissed and fed up with her being a tease and attention whore at this point we thought maybe it would show her we were done with her bullshit. Anyways, on Monday she didn’t show up for class... we were kind of worried but didn’t say anything because we didn’t want to be responsible. It turns out, it triggered a phycotic episode in her and she was admitted and had to drop out of school. She apparently didn’t remember eating the plant (which we later found out was datura), so we never said anything...

Heard she got pregnant like 3 years later and addicted to meth.....

Post: #43

This thread...

Post: #44

(09-22-2018 01:53 AM)Eugenics Wrote:  I confess I'm dating a BPD chick in recovery. I know it's wrong and it's all going to end in tears sooner or later but she keeps my house clean, buys me shit, and fucks like a champ. Thank god for IUDs

Let her go, and do it nicely. Come on, do the right thing. There are other girls.

Post: #45

I confess that i used to be a janitor at MIT and i would just see equations on the board and solve them.

Post: #46

@vlad is that white knighting i hear?

If I don't fuck with this girl someone else will, she's very pretty. Then she'll be miserable because she's gonna make some other chump miserable. At least I'm showing her a good time and some stability because I know how to direct the flow of her emotions. When it ends it ends, I'm not too worried about it. Morning is off to a good start, she's making me tea and about to blow me which has been neat because she cums on command now and I've been enjoying the novelty of making her cum with my dick in her mouth, then I'm gonna nut in her and go back to sleep while she goes to work. You see why I'm doing this?

Post: #47

(09-22-2018 11:38 AM)Eugenics Wrote:  @vlad is that white knighting i hear?

If I don't fuck with this girl someone else will, she's very pretty. Then she'll be miserable because she's gonna make some other chump miserable. At least I'm showing her a good time and some stability because I know how to direct the flow of her emotions. When it ends it ends, I'm not too worried about it. Morning is off to a good start, she's making me tea and about to blow me which has been neat because she cums on command now and I've been enjoying the novelty of making her cum with my dick in her mouth, then I'm gonna nut in her and go back to sleep while she goes to work. You see why I'm doing this?

Yes I'm white knighting. But in this case it's warranted. And yes I can see why you're doing it. But it's not going to do her any good. Just let her go.

Send her this way. I'll take care of her.





But seriously I don't think it's nice to do that to a girl with problems.

Post: #48

I confess that I don't like Vladimir Poontang. His little faggot writing style irritate me. I bet he's a virgin. Aren't you, faggot?

Post: #49

Well, there's a feel-good post for ya!

Post: #50

(09-22-2018 02:15 PM)Zaza from Zazaland Wrote:  I confess that I don't like Vladimir Poontang. His little faggot writing style irritate me. I bet he's a virgin. Aren't you, faggot?

You might not like me, but I sure like you, comrade.

xxx