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Dalaran1991's recent posting[1] style[2]:





Essentially a French-Viet Chris Tucker-style dialogue

Post: #27

(07-22-2018 01:30 AM)Not a Second Hander Wrote:  Topic

The chicken crossed the road because it was hungry and there was corn on the other side.

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Kona

Glad that chicken is eating that corn. After he finished, we can clear the field, turn over the soil, mix a nice, nutritious fertilizer, sprinkling some Kansas blue seed-stock, open a can of Busch beer (furnished free of charge by Walmart) and watch the magic happen.

Aloha!

wi30

Doesn't matter why the rooster crossed the road, someone needs to grab that cock!

Mercenary

Does the chicken have a virgin daughter?

Matt Forney

Much like the chicken, the American male can treat himself to a buffet of satisfying relationships with the opposite sex by visiting or ultimately relocating to The Philippines, Eastern Europe or any of the traditionally minded South America nations.

Post: #28

Rossi: The chicken crossed the road because it was an English hooligan chicken that started shit with Russian hooligan chickens and got it's ass beat. Notice this doesn't happen to any other chickens. Just English ones. He's lucky it wasn't Italian chickens.

YoungBlade: The chicken crossed the road for glory and for the mighty all father. He will keep his talons sharp, roost with many hens and forever be cemented in legends and take his place among the gods in Valhalla.

Jariel: Watch out for these scandalous, jump off hens. They can bring your life down and have ruined many famous roosters. Sure still roost with them but don't let them in your nest.

Post: #29

Dream Medicine:

Total Rooster meetups to date: 1

You know the saying, the early bird gets the worm? Well this rooster is the reason that saying exists. This young rooster and I went for a brisk walk across the road at the crack of dawn. The swagger he showed while briskly striding across the road was something like this:



After the morning exercise we refueled ourselves on some corn, while talking game. This guy is an unapologetic chick chaser, and his tenacity was inspiring to see. With this cocky fella in your crew, you will certainly be the centre of attention anytime you cruise around the city!

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Appreciate the additional McChicken efforts.

But this thread needs more Not a Second Hander!

Post: #31

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NTP's chicken is busy sailing, can't cross the road. It'll check back in a couple weeks from Bogota.

Post: #32

Re : The chicken crossed the road because it was hungry and there was corn on the other side.

Cool story bro.

An illegal chicken cross the road, and there you go, a keyboard warrior tell you how he would have single-handedly captured a chicken.

Like most Trump haters you miss the point completely. Way over your head.

I've noticed the bulk of the criticism is coming from folks without a MAGA hat. I get it, but just saying.

Some of you guys are really lost when it comes to seeing the big picture.

Team Wait and See for the win.


Move on boys.

Gmac

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^^lmao!!

The chicken theme seems a little played out so I would like to use the topic of Chinese food.

Giovonny:

Chinese food is great!

Make sure you eat in moderation, though.

I'm off to to a Bay Area college campus to game some freshman girls.

Gio

Post: #34

Chicken Thread

(07-23-2018 04:36 PM)Geomann180 Wrote:  [Something]

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Post: #35

(07-22-2018 01:30 AM)Not a Second Hander Wrote:  Topic

The chicken crossed the road because it was hungry and there was corn on the other side.

Atlanta Man: Is the chicken white? Y'all know how I feel about white chickens...

Post: #36

CynicalContrarian

Heh. Apparently the over/under on AOC being elected is reflective/deductive of the constituency

MrLemon

Women ruin everything. No one with a vagina should be allowed within 10 feet of Capitol Hill. My last boss was a female and she drove me nuts. Never again.

Leonard Neubache

Attacking the symptom and not the cause. Criticizing women for their behavior is like blaming a dog for shitting on the street. Weak men create weak societies. You don't see Muslims putting pussy on a pedestal.



Lizard of Oz

Leonard,

The vigor and youth of the pussy must never be underestimated. The jaded tone of many dudes here regarding women is truly a sight to behold. We must never forget that a girl's luscious and delightful holes are sources of infinite pleasure.