RE: Tallinn May 2018 Datasheet
Rather than start a new data sheet, i'll add to it. Just got back from a two and a half week Euro tour and Tallinn was one of my stops just after the New Year. Here are some details...
I will preface my exploits by saying that I work in the airline industry and we get 80 to 90% discounts on major carriers. Hence it's fairly easy for me to jump on a plane anywhere as long as I have some free time and some pocket change. I'm early 30s (but told frequently I look mid to late 20s. I guess seldom drinking, no smoking, no drugs, good diet, fitness, and being an athlete my whole life help.) I discovered Roosh V about 2 years or so ago and I only found RVF within the past month. My previous stops on this trip were Faroe Islands (beautiful, and largely untouched place) and the English Midlands ( lived up there for a few months in 2010). I flew from Birmingham to Frankfurt to Tallinn on Lufthansa. I'll also say that I am not a PUA or game guru. Just a red pilled man who likes to check out a new place, eat some local grub, make some cultural observations, and check out the local female talent. The Baltics have always interested me as it's not quite Scandinavia but not quite Eastern Europe and it is an off the beaten path place, at least for an American. I'm also a bit of a history and geography buff. I got to Tallinn the first Friday after New Years. As I was only staying a weekend and airbnb prices were not much cheaper, I stayed at a 4 star hotel complete with pool and saunas for relatively cheap. I play amateur level soccer in US in a men's league, so while we are on winter break I really like to decompress a bit and replenish my body and mind. As you'd expect Estonia is cold and snowy dead of winter, but being from Northeast USA, not really a big deal. I'd imagine Finland to be similar to it, in regards to language and ethnic composition of the locals. Hotel was great, saunas were great, great location within half mile of Tallinn's Old Town. I walked everywhere. I was a bit under the weather and recovering from an absolute hell of a few days in England on the drink with old pals, but fuck it I'm in Estonia I thought. I hit the old town Friday night, after I went for a meal at Estonian Burger House. Tasty little spot btw. Friday night was absolutely dead. Karaoke bars, bars, and pubs had fewer than 10 people. My guess were people could have been tapped out from christmas and new years and wanted to take it easier combined with snow? Or a lot on holiday? Just a guess. But don't know exactly. Finnish karaoke spots were common in Tallinn as they come in off short ferry ride, although i've been told it isn't as cheap fot them as it once was. Very sizeable Russian population. I'd say 60% ethnic Estonian and maybe 40% ethnic Russian with a few mixes of those two. People of color are almost non-existant. Chinese as well. Refreshing, being that I'm located near a "culturally diverse" urban cesspool in the U.S. Peoples' pants sit on the right spot on their bodies in Tallinn. Didn't have to see any groups of "oppressed" peoples' underwear or people wearing sunglasses at lounges at night. You are dealing with mainly Estonians, Russians, and Finns with the odd other Euro country peppered in. So Friday night, I hit a few bars and grabbed a few beers in each. Nothing and I mean nothing talent wise around, hell, there was barely anyone out! Called it a night around 3am. Saturday I went to the main mall in central Tallinn (Viru Keskus.) Talent all over. Russians and Estonians. Got eye fucked a lot there, even got approached by a group of Russian tennage girls at a cafe asking where I was from, etc. I didn't want to day game as my stay was very short, so I was only going for SNL if the opportunity came about. I did however chat up an incredibly sexy russian/estonian mix with huge tits, a juicy booty, nice legs and full pouty lips at Armani Exchange about spots to go to, where to eat. As I was coming out of changing room, her friend with small baby in tow was waiting to whisk her away from her shift. She asked how long I was here for and I told her until tomorrow and she smiled and told me to have fun. That night went to a spot called Cubanita, or Cuba libre? Not sure of the name, but seems to be the only Latin themed bar/lounge in Tallinn. I have a preference for latin women and through dating so many, my dance game is good. Its especially good for a cracker (I'm of mainly central/southern Italian stock with my mom being half German/Hungarian). It's a big hangout for ethnic Russians who are from/or live in Tallinn. Spotted 2 targets (soft 7 and a hard 7, hard 7 would be 8 for some) in big group of Russian girls and guys and took the soft 7 to dance. She wasn't a very good dancer (Slavic and Scandinavian people dancing Latin music for ya) but also caught the eye of the other target (it was all planned to bring the friend out to get the prettier of the two targets attention and inject some jealousy in her.) Guess it worked. Btw, I was by myself the entire trip, so I was a one man show. So now I'm chatting with the prettier of the two (hard 7, dark haired russian/ukrainian 26 y/o) and as soon as she hears the Yankee doodle accent, she becomes even more attentive, asking what I'm doing in Tallinn in the dead of winter. I'd also imagine Estonia isn't a spot where too many Americans go to, especially in January, so I'm sure I had some novelty factor as well. This one could dance, and well, it turns out she's some sort of stripper currently working in Hamburg. She's sent me videos that confirm that. So after a few dances I sit back by myself, and she invites me over to hang out with the group. After a few beers and small talk, they all were headed to another spot and invited me to come. Winded up in some Russian karaoke bar/hookah lounge with the group. Very few spoke any English but were all nice to me and zero cockblocking men or jealous women. At this point I bought a drink for my target (first and only one might I add as it's not my thing). Plenty of kino, still had not gone for kiss as friends were around and wanted to isolate (potential shaming, etc.) Finally I get only one friend at the table with us two, went for kiss, pulled away (as expected), and says "you think you're gonna kiss me?!?! < insert Russian accent here. I said, " no I don't think I'm gonna kiss you, I KNOW I will." I then paused, stared into those black Russian eyes pulled her head to me and said quietly in her ear, "and I'm gonna fuck you too". She had the look of mischief combined with a slight nervousness in her face and at that moment I knew she'd be screaming "da da da da da" back at mine before sunrise. And that's precisely what happened. Da da da included. I smashed her brains out and a few weeks later we are textin here and there and shes saying I need to come back to Tallinn. Good times. As I already got my nut, Sunday was a quiet day at the sauna and rested a lot. I was also battling a rough sinus infection for over a week at this point and wanted recharge the batteries. I needed to do laundry as well and used the hotels laundry service. So instead of leaving Sunday, I left Monday morning on the bus to Latvia. All in all was a nice little weekend in Tallinn and I'd go back.
Some quick notes:
-Tallinn old town architecture is really cool, and at night during winter, it's even nicer especially with a nice dusting of snow. Used to be a walled city. Everything in old town is walking distance.
- didn't try any Estonian food, but kebab shops, Hesburger, and other types of restaurants as well as Estonian spots are common.
- place isn't dirt cheap, but not overly expensive. Standard for that part of the world it seems.
- English will get you by almost always. Estonians speak more English than the ethnic Russian population, but for both groups, basic English is high with the exception of the ethnic Russians over age 40 I'd say.
- girls are pretty. Estonians tend to be a little more reserved culturally than the ethnic Russians it seems, but this place is by no means a conservative country. Estonians are usually taller, blond, and athletic looking. Great facial features. Obesity is rare. Resemble Finns most as well as other Nordic countries. Russians can be darker in coloring and they tend to dress themselves up more than Estonian girls. Goofy hair colors were rare. Tattoos I don't know because most people were covered up.
- The level of degeneracy is nowhere near that of America, but it would be interesting to see in 10 years what this place is like. It's not a dump like Sweden, but it's not as conservative or religious as a Poland.
-outside of the ethnic Russian population, Estonia is very homogenous. Didn't see any Erasmus students either. Didn't talk to one American or spot one. Goes for other Anglophone places as well.
Anything else, feel free to ask!
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