Post: #51

(09-21-2011 07:26 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 07:05 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 06:50 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 06:20 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 06:13 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  Man, I remember I saw that movie for the first time and knew she would be a big star in America (it was her first movie if I am not mistaken).

I missed my calling.

I should have been a talent agent like some of my friends in LA.

I did like her role in "blow" . She's very tiny, and skinny. My fear is that if I took her out to a restaurant to eat, I would have to request a booster seat to keep her above the table. NO ass at all.

Just did a little Data research for you:

Interesting piece of research, G. You didn't photo shop the whore did you? The ass does look rather tasty.

It was my pleasure.

No, found it here http://kellybexblog.wordpress.com/2010/0...-a-bikini/

I am pretty impressed it was from 2010.

She is aging nicely.

Another one:



I thought she was pretty fly in Vicky Cristina too:



I would Street Game the hell out of her on the streets of Barcelona with The Greatest Opener of All Time if I saw her like that.

Figured I would return the favor on some data:




http://www.google.com/imgres?q=roselyn+s...29,r:8,s:0




http://www.google.com/imgres?q=sofia+ver...9,r:34,s:0











http://www.google.com/imgres?q=eva+mende...29,r:9,s:0

I think these 3 don't get near as much press or attention as Penelope . I think they have much better bodies and faces .

Post: #52

(09-22-2011 11:40 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 07:26 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 07:05 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 06:50 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 06:20 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  I did like her role in "blow" . She's very tiny, and skinny. My fear is that if I took her out to a restaurant to eat, I would have to request a booster seat to keep her above the table. NO ass at all.

Just did a little Data research for you:

Interesting piece of research, G. You didn't photo shop the whore did you? The ass does look rather tasty.

It was my pleasure.

No, found it here http://kellybexblog.wordpress.com/2010/0...-a-bikini/

I am pretty impressed it was from 2010.

She is aging nicely.

Another one:



I thought she was pretty fly in Vicky Cristina too:



I would Street Game the hell out of her on the streets of Barcelona with The Greatest Opener of All Time if I saw her like that.

Figured I would return the favor on some data:




http://www.google.com/imgres?q=roselyn+s...29,r:8,s:0




http://www.google.com/imgres?q=sofia+ver...9,r:34,s:0











http://www.google.com/imgres?q=eva+mende...29,r:9,s:0

I think these 3 don't get near as much press or attention as Penelope . I think they have much better bodies and faces .

Rosie is more of a 7.5. The other 2 are def 8.5s. IDK how I overlooked this pair.

A buddy of mine,a trustworthy dude with similar tastes saw her in person at a NY club a few years back and told me she was def non-hottie;at best a 6.
Madonna and Lucy Liu qualify as OVERRATED. They were born 6s but magically morphed into hotties thanks to skilled stylists and experienced editors.

Post: #53

(09-21-2011 11:03 AM)Nonpareil Wrote:  Yes, she's still a 7.5-8 and she's aging pretty well, but if you saw Black Swan, you also saw that Mila Kunis easily beats her by a full point, maybe more.

Duuuude...don't even get me started on Mila Kunis. She's about as close to a perfect 10 as you can get on my scale.



Fuckin' Russian girls, man...

Post: #54

I agree, Speakeasy!

Post: #55

(09-23-2011 02:21 AM)speakeasy Wrote:  Duuuude...don't even get me started on Mila Kunis. She's about as close to a perfect 10 as you can get on my scale.

Yes, she's cute as fuck, but have you ever seen her ass? I'm afraid that devastates that 9.9 rating right quick.

   

   

Post: #56

Damn. That's devastating! :-(

Ass is the Achilles heel of Slavic women. Even still though, she has a classic beauty that reminds me of Sophia Loren in her heyday.

Edit - Just looked at her FB page. This girl is the quintessence of a Facebook attention whore fishing for constant compliments. Yeah between that and the flat ass she just lost a few points.

Post: #57

(09-23-2011 03:05 AM)speakeasy Wrote:  Ass is the Achilles heel of Slavic women. Even still though, she has a classic beauty that reminds me of Sophia Loren in her heyday.

It's a slow fight, but if we can get some of the Latin and black players up there to solve that problem we can leave a better world for the next generation (OK, probably four generations from now, but still).

Post: #58

(09-23-2011 03:05 AM)speakeasy Wrote:  Damn. That's devastating! :-(

Ass is the Achilles heel of Slavic women. Even still though, she has a classic beauty that reminds me of Sophia Loren in her heyday.

Edit - Just looked at her FB page. This girl is the quintessence of a Facebook attention whore fishing for constant compliments. Yeah between that and the flat ass she just lost a few points.

I just checked out her facebook page.

She left this comment at the top:

"Hot hot hot i m dat u vil steam cool cool cool i m dat u vil freeze amg d top i ♥ ya ll"

Are you kidding me?

Drop her another point boys.

Or two.

Post: #59

I forgot to add megan fox,and angelina jolie. They are definitely among the most overrated women in the human history.

Post: #60

All celebrities are overrated. I think megan fox is hot but she won't stop me from piping other lizards. Some of the lizards you lot list are rubbish to me and some are great. For instance, that one from Saving Silverman (the brunette) her face is okay, but for me, boner test is always based on the body. That's just how I am configured.



For instance I've always thought that ^^^^ was as hot as fcuk.

I never gave a shyt about her tennis. I also heard Shaq fcuked her (lucky bastid)

I am also a HUUUUGE sucker for white lizards that look like this.



Guess who she is, fellas.

Post: #61

(09-23-2011 03:50 PM)Moma Wrote:  All celebrities are overrated. I think megan fox is hot but she won't stop me from piping other lizards. Some of the lizards you lot list are rubbish to me and some are great. For instance, that one from Saving Silverman (the brunette) her face is okay, but for me, boner test is always based on the body. That's just how I am configured.



For instance I've always thought that ^^^^ was as hot as fcuk.

I never gave a shyt about her tennis. I also heard Shaq fcuked her (lucky bastid)

I am also a HUUUUGE sucker for white lizards that look like this.



Guess who she is, fellas.

your images are simply not working.

Post: #62

I just saw this thread, but I have a report.

A few weeks ago I was in the waiting room at LAX with Kim Kardashian.

She's fat as shit. Really fat. She also had some 8 foot tall white man groping her. He was just a big goon and real clumsy.

Seriously Kim Kardashian was just fat. She wasn't very tall, either. I never saw her sex tape but in Playboy she looks good. They must have photoshopped her pretty seriously.

I'd have banged her for the novelty factor, but she'd be a stretch for almost anyone. She had an almost-hanging gut.

Aloha!

Post: #63

(09-23-2011 04:17 PM)Kona Wrote:  I just saw this thread, but I have a report.

A few weeks ago I was in the waiting room at LAX with Kim Kardashian.

She's fat as shit. Really fat. She also had some 8 foot tall white man groping her. He was just a big goon and real clumsy.

Seriously Kim Kardashian was just fat. She wasn't very tall, either. I never saw her sex tape but in Playboy she looks good. They must have photoshopped her pretty seriously.

I'd have banged her for the novelty factor, but she'd be a stretch for almost anyone. She had an almost-hanging gut.

Aloha!

That 8 foot guy is a light skinned cat named Kris Humphries. Plays in the NBA. Yea Kim is thick but I hate celebrity hype so automatically I'm turned off of lizards that everyone else covets (with exceptions)

Post: #64

(09-23-2011 03:50 PM)Moma Wrote:  All celebrities are overrated. I think megan fox is hot but she won't stop me from piping other lizards. Some of the lizards you lot list are rubbish to me and some are great. For instance, that one from Saving Silverman (the brunette) her face is okay, but for me, boner test is always based on the body. That's just how I am configured.



For instance I've always thought that ^^^^ was as hot as fcuk.

I never gave a shyt about her tennis. I also heard Shaq fcuked her (lucky bastid)

I am also a HUUUUGE sucker for white lizards that look like this.



Guess who she is, fellas.

Megan Fox in high school. Not bad at all.

Post: #65

(09-23-2011 12:08 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(09-23-2011 03:05 AM)speakeasy Wrote:  Damn. That's devastating! :-(

Ass is the Achilles heel of Slavic women. Even still though, she has a classic beauty that reminds me of Sophia Loren in her heyday.

Edit - Just looked at her FB page. This girl is the quintessence of a Facebook attention whore fishing for constant compliments. Yeah between that and the flat ass she just lost a few points.

I just checked out her facebook page.

She left this comment at the top:

"Hot hot hot i m dat u vil steam cool cool cool i m dat u vil freeze amg d top i ♥ ya ll"

Are you kidding me?

Drop her another point boys.

Or two.

The thousands of chumps falling over themselves to reply to her inane, nonsensical updates won't be dropping her any points.

Post: #66

(09-23-2011 03:00 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(09-23-2011 02:21 AM)speakeasy Wrote:  Duuuude...don't even get me started on Mila Kunis. She's about as close to a perfect 10 as you can get on my scale.

Yes, she's cute as fuck, but have you ever seen her ass? I'm afraid that devastates that 9.9 rating right quick.

Aiyayayyaayya!! I swear I've never seen such a narrow ass-that's actually a pine 2 by 4 hanging down below her back. For her ass implants were invented
Moma,thanks for that early Megan pic-you've proved my point. A true hottie is born hot.
Don't get me wrong:if J lo walked up to me crying," papi por que you no screw me,?" I'd do her til she was dehydrated,but she was never on the same level as Megan-overrated.
Kona,but the face is still the same-or is photo shop showing thirsty negroes smth different?

Post: #67

Princess Diana was all but the beauty queen people thought. Just look at that nose. Well, still way better than Camilla...but that's not hard. I never understood the sadness when she died back then. Just couldn't relate to it (not because of her appearance but because she just wasn't related to my life in any way).

Post: #68

If you're from NY, you think J.Lo is hot. That's what I and other NY cats grew up with. And the ass is NOT a myth...HA HA! The problem with Jennifer is that she really loved being famous TOO much. She got overexposed, and folks got sick of her. She's not a great actress (though I think her supporting work is solid), but they tried to make her a star. She can't really sing either, but you don't have to be able to sing if you're doing dance/club stuff.

I think Angelina Jolie is beautiful, but from the waist down she's built like a boy. Many of the other famous chicks in Hollywood that are on the magazine covers are okay, but are built up the be "most beautiful in the world" type talents, when you see more beautiful chicks just walking around every day if you live in a big city. Mariah Carey looks like a human Bratz doll. I've always found Cameron Diaz and Gywneth Paltrow to be overrated.

Post: #69

(09-22-2011 11:40 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 07:26 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 07:05 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 06:50 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 06:20 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  I did like her role in "blow" . She's very tiny, and skinny. My fear is that if I took her out to a restaurant to eat, I would have to request a booster seat to keep her above the table. NO ass at all.

Just did a little Data research for you:

Interesting piece of research, G. You didn't photo shop the whore did you? The ass does look rather tasty.

It was my pleasure.

No, found it here http://kellybexblog.wordpress.com/2010/0...-a-bikini/

I am pretty impressed it was from 2010.

She is aging nicely.

Another one:



I thought she was pretty fly in Vicky Cristina too:



I would Street Game the hell out of her on the streets of Barcelona with The Greatest Opener of All Time if I saw her like that.

Figured I would return the favor on some data:




http://www.google.com/imgres?q=roselyn+s...29,r:8,s:0




http://www.google.com/imgres?q=sofia+ver...9,r:34,s:0











http://www.google.com/imgres?q=eva+mende...29,r:9,s:0

I think these 3 don't get near as much press or attention as Penelope . I think they have much better bodies and faces .

Now we're talkin'. Penelope Cruz is one of my all-time favorites. Lucy Liu too. Monica Bellucci is one of the hottest chicks on the planet, even at her age. I'm more into non-classically beautiful women. They're SEXY, even though they may not be as pretty as some other women.

Post: #70

I never got the Salma Hayek thing... big rack sure but average looking and she's talked up like she's one of the top hollywood beauties. Julia Roberts, and the horsefaced Sarah Jessica Parker are just tailor made for this list. The latter are attractive only to women cause they have a chance to look that good, they dont want to compare to likes of a Kate Beckinsale they got no shot in hell.

Other ones I don't get personally that others seem to like ( left out previously discussed Kim K, Beyonce, Natalie Portman), subjective list and I'm not saying I wouldn't bang these that's a different conversation but the threads about being overated:


Olivia Munn - another case of rack and body with borderline face - seriously overated

Scarlett Johansson - At times better looking than others but just a little thick and plain, how she's making top 10 lists is beyond me.

Anna Kournikova - body is great, face is big and bloated. An athletic chick only has to be better than average to be rated a goddess cause the majority are such a mess. Ivanovic is hot, but Sharpova, Kournikova, put them against a bunch of other russian girls and are they anything super special?

Leighton Meester - looks like a bad photocopy of Minka Kelly or Rachel Bilson who are legitimately hot.

Alicia Keys - seriously we're supposed to find her hot? in what world does she pass for hot?

Anne Hathaway - hot girl, I'm not gonna deny that but really besides a big rack her body is rather unspectacular and she's more cute than hot but she's making top 10 lists, top 50 sure, top 25 outside shot but top 10 with all the talent out there no way.

Miranda Kerr - again another hottie but scrunched up little face that looks like she's 14, she's beating out fellow models like Alessandria Ambrossia, Irina Shayk, Swanoepl, Bar Rafaeli on lists and there is no way in hell she's the best of the victoria secret girls

Post: #71

(10-17-2011 01:44 PM)mikeymike Wrote:  I never got the Salma Hayek thing... big rack sure but average looking and she's talked up like she's one of the top hollywood beauties. Julia Roberts, and the horsefaced Sarah Jessica Parker are just tailor made for this list. The latter are attractive only to women cause they have a chance to look that good, they dont want to compare to likes of a Kate Beckinsale they got no shot in hell.

Other ones I don't get personally that others seem to like ( left out previously discussed Kim K, Beyonce, Natalie Portman), subjective list and I'm not saying I wouldn't bang these that's a different conversation but the threads about being overated:


Olivia Munn - another case of rack and body with borderline face - seriously overated

Scarlett Johansson - At times better looking than others but just a little thick and plain, how she's making top 10 lists is beyond me.

Anna Kournikova - body is great, face is big and bloated. An athletic chick only has to be better than average to be rated a goddess cause the majority are such a mess. Ivanovic is hot, but Sharpova, Kournikova, put them against a bunch of other russian girls and are they anything super special?

Leighton Meester - looks like a bad photocopy of Minka Kelly or Rachel Bilson who are legitimately hot.

Alicia Keys - seriously we're supposed to find her hot? in what world does she pass for hot?

Anne Hathaway - hot girl, I'm not gonna deny that but really besides a big rack her body is rather unspectacular and she's more cute than hot but she's making top 10 lists, top 50 sure, top 25 outside shot but top 10 with all the talent out there no way.

Miranda Kerr - again another hottie but scrunched up little face that looks like she's 14, she's beating out fellow models like Alessandria Ambrossia, Irina Shayk, Swanoepl, Bar Rafaeli on lists and there is no way in hell she's the best of the victoria secret girls

I agree with some (Scarlett Johansson and Leighton Meester) and strongly disagree with others (Olivia Munn and Miranda Kerr). My only guess is a serious aversion to any Asian qualities to call Olivia Munn's face borderline.

This shows what I think we can all agree on. 99% of us will concur on who is generally attractive and who isn't (Megan Fox vs. Rosie O'Donnell) but who is hottest in the already hot category is going to be moot, ALWAYS.

There are guys out there who actually exist who think a 300 lb women eating a chicken wing is as hot as it gets, but there numbers are very small. An extremely large chunk of single men would sleep with all of these women, and that's why it's safe to call them attractive. "Overrated" is totally a subjective term which is going to be stamped on the 7s who the average population gives a 9, and "Underrated" for vice versa.

In short a pointless thread but still entertaining.

Post: #72

(10-17-2011 01:44 PM)mikeymike Wrote:  Alicia Keys - seriously we're supposed to find her hot? in what world does she pass for hot?

Anne Hathaway - hot girl, I'm not gonna deny that but really besides a big rack her body is rather unspectacular and she's more cute than hot but she's making top 10 lists, top 50 sure, top 25 outside shot but top 10 with all the talent out there no way.

So wait a sec....you think Anne Hathaway is hot but NOT Alicia keys? Lol. Anne Hathaway has the complexion of Casper the Friendly Ghost.

Post: #73

(10-17-2011 01:44 PM)mikeymike Wrote:  Scarlett Johansson - At times better looking than others but just a little thick and plain, how she's making top 10 lists is beyond me.

She's number 1 for me. Sex Appeal and Beauty - she's got it!

Post: #74

(10-17-2011 03:27 PM)rakishness Wrote:  

(10-17-2011 01:44 PM)mikeymike Wrote:  Alicia Keys - seriously we're supposed to find her hot? in what world does she pass for hot?

Anne Hathaway - hot girl, I'm not gonna deny that but really besides a big rack her body is rather unspectacular and she's more cute than hot but she's making top 10 lists, top 50 sure, top 25 outside shot but top 10 with all the talent out there no way.

So wait a sec....you think Anne Hathaway is hot but NOT Alicia keys? Lol. Anne Hathaway has the complexion of Casper the Friendly Ghost.

preferences...I grew up around women with tanned skin it does nothing for me, Caspers a welcome sight lol plus physical dimensions, small rack big butt, I prefer the rack with a smaller ass.

Post: #75

(10-17-2011 05:10 PM)mikeymike Wrote:  

(10-17-2011 03:27 PM)rakishness Wrote:  

(10-17-2011 01:44 PM)mikeymike Wrote:  Alicia Keys - seriously we're supposed to find her hot? in what world does she pass for hot?

Anne Hathaway - hot girl, I'm not gonna deny that but really besides a big rack her body is rather unspectacular and she's more cute than hot but she's making top 10 lists, top 50 sure, top 25 outside shot but top 10 with all the talent out there no way.

So wait a sec....you think Anne Hathaway is hot but NOT Alicia keys? Lol. Anne Hathaway has the complexion of Casper the Friendly Ghost.

preferences...I grew up around women with tanned skin it does nothing for me, Caspers a welcome sight lol plus physical dimensions, small rack big butt, I prefer the rack with a smaller ass.

HTF did everyone miss this bitch,IMO, the epitome of unwarranted hype-a sex symbol-bitch PLEEAASE!


No ass,no boobs and a big nose and she's supposedly hot-GTFOHWTBS!! All she shows is that life is unfair;no gifts or discernible talent,with the only thing on her resume being a sextape,and yet millions of pussy beggars wank themselves to sleep dreaming about her.