Post: #26

"Selma,Penelope, Jennifer: Overrated latina lizards"

Penelope was smoke at age 18 in Jamon, Jamon though.

Post: #27

(09-21-2011 06:01 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  "Selma,Penelope, Jennifer: Overrated latina lizards"

Penelope was smoke at age 18 in Jamon, Jamon though.

Didn't see that one.

Post: #28

(09-21-2011 06:04 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 06:01 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  "Selma,Penelope, Jennifer: Overrated latina lizards"

Penelope was smoke at age 18 in Jamon, Jamon though.

Didn't see that one.

Man, I remember I saw that movie for the first time and knew she would be a big star in America (it was her first movie if I am not mistaken).

I missed my calling.

I should have been a talent agent like some of my friends in LA.

Post: #29

(09-21-2011 06:13 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 06:04 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 06:01 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  "Selma,Penelope, Jennifer: Overrated latina lizards"

Penelope was smoke at age 18 in Jamon, Jamon though.

Didn't see that one.

Man, I remember I saw that movie for the first time and knew she would be a big star in America (it was her first movie if I am not mistaken).

I missed my calling.

I should have been a talent agent like some of my friends in LA.

I did like her role in "blow" . She's very tiny, and skinny. My fear is that if I took her out to a restaurant to eat, I would have to request a booster seat to keep her above the table. NO ass at all.

Post: #30

(09-21-2011 06:20 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 06:13 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 06:04 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 06:01 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  "Selma,Penelope, Jennifer: Overrated latina lizards"

Penelope was smoke at age 18 in Jamon, Jamon though.

Didn't see that one.

Man, I remember I saw that movie for the first time and knew she would be a big star in America (it was her first movie if I am not mistaken).

I missed my calling.

I should have been a talent agent like some of my friends in LA.

I did like her role in "blow" . She's very tiny, and skinny. My fear is that if I took her out to a restaurant to eat, I would have to request a booster seat to keep her above the table. NO ass at all.

Just did a little Data research for you:

Post: #31

(09-21-2011 10:42 AM)amistod Wrote:  Beyonce... it's all money with these girls.

Here, here.

Post: #32

(09-21-2011 06:50 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 06:20 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 06:13 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 06:04 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 06:01 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  "Selma,Penelope, Jennifer: Overrated latina lizards"

Penelope was smoke at age 18 in Jamon, Jamon though.

Didn't see that one.

Man, I remember I saw that movie for the first time and knew she would be a big star in America (it was her first movie if I am not mistaken).

I missed my calling.

I should have been a talent agent like some of my friends in LA.

I did like her role in "blow" . She's very tiny, and skinny. My fear is that if I took her out to a restaurant to eat, I would have to request a booster seat to keep her above the table. NO ass at all.

Just did a little Data research for you:

Interesting piece of research, G. You didn't photo shop the whore did you? The ass does look rather tasty.

Post: #33

(09-21-2011 07:05 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 06:50 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 06:20 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 06:13 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 06:04 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  Didn't see that one.

Man, I remember I saw that movie for the first time and knew she would be a big star in America (it was her first movie if I am not mistaken).

I missed my calling.

I should have been a talent agent like some of my friends in LA.

I did like her role in "blow" . She's very tiny, and skinny. My fear is that if I took her out to a restaurant to eat, I would have to request a booster seat to keep her above the table. NO ass at all.

Just did a little Data research for you:

Interesting piece of research, G. You didn't photo shop the whore did you? The ass does look rather tasty.

It was my pleasure.

No, found it here http://kellybexblog.wordpress.com/2010/0...-a-bikini/

I am pretty impressed it was from 2010.

She is aging nicely.

Another one:



I thought she was pretty fly in Vicky Cristina too:



I would Street Game the hell out of her on the streets of Barcelona with The Greatest Opener of All Time if I saw her like that.

Post: #34

(09-21-2011 07:26 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 07:05 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 06:50 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 06:20 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 06:13 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  Man, I remember I saw that movie for the first time and knew she would be a big star in America (it was her first movie if I am not mistaken).

I missed my calling.

I should have been a talent agent like some of my friends in LA.

I did like her role in "blow" . She's very tiny, and skinny. My fear is that if I took her out to a restaurant to eat, I would have to request a booster seat to keep her above the table. NO ass at all.

Just did a little Data research for you:

Interesting piece of research, G. You didn't photo shop the whore did you? The ass does look rather tasty.

It was my pleasure.

No, found it here http://kellybexblog.wordpress.com/2010/0...-a-bikini/

I am pretty impressed it was from 2010.

She is aging nicely.

Another one:



I thought she was pretty fly in Vicky Cristina too:



I would Street Game the hell out of her on the streets of Barcelona with The Greatest Opener of All Time if I saw her like that.

She does have that "look". I might need to retract on that.

Post: #35

Beyonce's looks are all money, that's no fucking joke. She'll explode after she has this kid. Watch.

Post: #36

Going back a bit in the thread, Ellen Paige is an unfair call because she was pushed to stardom by women who were girl crushing on her sassy mouth from Juno. I don't actually recall a bunch of guys ever going online with crazy Maxim spreads of her and raving to other guys. So, I don't think you can score Elle Paige as overrated because she never rated in the first place.

Penelope Cruz . . . honestly, she's one of the few skinny girls I dig. Strangely, it's mostly her accent. Also, I confess to a weird infatuation with hot girls with long noses. I did grow up in a town full of Italian-Americans. So . . .

The entire diva set, agreed. Beyonce's the size of most guy's brothers. It's hard to feel sexy about the notion of a woman who is about the size of Terrell Owens pressing down on you in a reverse cowgirl. Mariah, especially since she ate Aretha, is a big no. Jennifer Lopez in her prime (In Living Color days) did it for me. But, I was like 13 at the time, so . . . a lot of girls looked hot to me then.

Emma Stone . . . I know she's kinda fugly, but for some sick reason I dig her. I like the deep voice (I'm also a big fan of Donna from That 70's Show, which I admit somewhat contradicts my Beyonce remarks). Also, Emma Stone seems like the kinda girl who could easily be coaxed into a threesome after a night of heavy drinking. I don't claim to be able to quantify my attraction to Emma Stone. I just know she's the little fug who I could.

Angelina Jolie is a strong agree. Narrow hips, broad shoulders, fake lips . . . also, you're sleeping with 50% of Jon Voight. Ew. I need to wash up after writing that. Ew. Double ew.

Anna Faris I flat out never got. But, there is some strange requirement that whoever is the It girl of comedy any particular year must be elevated to the rank of sex goddess. Hence Tina Fey, who is diggable, but not a goddess.

Natalie Portman was downright disgusting in Black Swan. Also, that film is a fucking mess of a film. If I ever have a daughter and she wants to do ballet, I'm just gonna take her to the vet and have her put down after seeing that film.

My all-time vote if for Julia Roberts. Although, if I recall, she's kind of another Ellen Paige. I don't specifically recall any group of guys ever elevating her to goddess status. Julia Roberts is trending into Sarah Jessica Parker country. And the idea that her greatest film role was premised on the notion that Richard Gear would pay thousands of dollars to fuck her is just downright disturbing.

Post: #37

(09-21-2011 10:39 PM)mycleverid Wrote:  Going back a bit in the thread, Ellen Paige is an unfair call because she was pushed to stardom by women who were girl crushing on her sassy mouth from Juno. I don't actually recall a bunch of guys ever going online with crazy Maxim spreads of her and raving to other guys. So, I don't think you can score Elle Paige as overrated because she never rated in the first place.

I can assure you that there is plenty of Ellen Page love, especially amongst hipsters, and the fact that she isn't a good actor but she seems to keep getting lots of love in the industry with high-profile roles is a testament to that.

That she was absolutely run-over by a woman 12 years older than her in Inception says it all (though Cotillard is an exceptionally attractive woman, both in general and for her age).

As I said, her face is cute enough, but I like petite girls with large breasts and asses...not petite girls who looked like me before my 11-year-old growth spurt.

Quote:Penelope Cruz . . . honestly, she's one of the few skinny girls I dig. Strangely, it's mostly her accent. Also, I confess to a weird infatuation with hot girls with long noses. I did grow up in a town full of Italian-Americans. So . . .

Penelope was still able to go toe-to-toe with a much younger Scarlett Johanssen in Vicky Cristina Barcelona; she's not overrated.

Quote:The entire diva set, agreed. Beyonce's the size of most guy's brothers. It's hard to feel sexy about the notion of a woman who is about the size of Terrell Owens pressing down on you in a reverse cowgirl. Mariah, especially since she ate Aretha, is a big no. Jennifer Lopez in her prime (In Living Color days) did it for me. But, I was like 13 at the time, so . . . a lot of girls looked hot to me then.

Beyonce was nice back in the Destiny's Child days but hasn't aged well, and Mariah was nice around Fantasy, but both fell off.

My feelings on J-Lo (still hot, would fuck) have been made known in this thread.

Quote:Emma Stone . . . I know she's kinda fugly, but for some sick reason I dig her. I like the deep voice (I'm also a big fan of Donna from That 70's Show, which I admit somewhat contradicts my Beyonce remarks). Also, Emma Stone seems like the kinda girl who could easily be coaxed into a threesome after a night of heavy drinking. I don't claim to be able to quantify my attraction to Emma Stone. I just know she's the little fug who I could.

She seems more like a deep-voice mediocre girl-next-door than a slut, but I guess I can appreciate your logic. To me though she's just average; she's not particularly tall (or short, both are good), she doesn't have big tits, she doesn't have a super-awesome ass, she doesn't have big, attractive eyes.

At this point she is way behind the two other young actress Emmas (Watson >> Roberts >>>>>>>>>> Stone).

But at the same time, there's husky-voiced sexy (Scarlett Johanssen) and husky-voiced like Emma Stone. I mean if she was hotter I could get by it, but I don't guarantee that some of the sex noises I make her make don't soften me up a little.

Quote:Angelina Jolie is a strong agree. Narrow hips, broad shoulders, fake lips . . . also, you're sleeping with 50% of Jon Voight. Ew. I need to wash up after writing that. Ew. Double ew.

She looks like a dude.

Quote:Anna Faris I flat out never got. But, there is some strange requirement that whoever is the It girl of comedy any particular year must be elevated to the rank of sex goddess. Hence Tina Fey, who is diggable, but not a goddess.

Faris to me was always too...flat. Not in the body (she has great tits), but I always thought that her hair and her skin were too, monochrome too me, all the same color. I thought she was semi-cute when she did the first Scary Movie though.

Also her acting is overrated.

Quote:Natalie Portman was downright disgusting in Black Swan. Also, that film is a fucking mess of a film. If I ever have a daughter and she wants to do ballet, I'm just gonna take her to the vet and have her put down after seeing that film.

They deliberately janed her up for Swan (which is part of the reason Mila blew her away, though Mila is tons sexier IRL), but she's pretty cute in Thor, but she's one of those actresses people call a 10 when she's maybe an 8.

If I have a daughter who wants to do ballet, it's preferable to her wanting to play Rugby.

Quote:My all-time vote if for Julia Roberts. Although, if I recall, she's kind of another Ellen Paige. I don't specifically recall any group of guys ever elevating her to goddess status. Julia Roberts is trending into Sarah Jessica Parker country. And the idea that her greatest film role was premised on the notion that Richard Gear would pay thousands of dollars to fuck her is just downright disturbing.

Julia has horseteeth, but SJP just plain looks like a horse. Julia does and never did much for me, but she's still far beyond Sarah Jessica Parker.


Surprised no one has mentioned...Kate Middleton.



I mean I get that she's going to be the Queen someday and it's a good story, but people are calling that 'beautiful' and 'gorgeous' and a 'fox'?

How low are standards in Britain these days? I look at her and see a girl who, yeah, she's always put together and she has nice hair and nice legs, but she's got a five-head, a manjaw, her skin isn't great and she has no boobs or hips. I call her a 6-6.5.

Post: #38

Cameron Diaz is hideous without make up and special effects

Post: #39

(09-21-2011 12:53 PM)_DC_ Wrote:  http://www.maxim.com/amg/GIRLS/Articles/2011+Hot+100

That is a pretty good list of chicks as a reference. IMO, Angelina Jolie is hot as is Natalie Portman. That being said, they don't have the pull-the-hair and doggystyle pound inducing qualities of a Megan Fox or Audrina Patridge.

Overrated is hard for me to say for sure, although I think that Scarlett Johansson and Anne Hathaway are overrated, but still very attractive.

One girl on the list sticks out like a sore thumb. She is not even mildly attractive to me:

Anna Pacquin

Are you kidding? Scarlett's a knockout, checkout her nude pics and you'll know what I mean.

Post: #40

(09-22-2011 01:28 AM)P Dog Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 12:53 PM)_DC_ Wrote:  http://www.maxim.com/amg/GIRLS/Articles/2011+Hot+100

That is a pretty good list of chicks as a reference. IMO, Angelina Jolie is hot as is Natalie Portman. That being said, they don't have the pull-the-hair and doggystyle pound inducing qualities of a Megan Fox or Audrina Patridge.

Overrated is hard for me to say for sure, although I think that Scarlett Johansson and Anne Hathaway are overrated, but still very attractive.

One girl on the list sticks out like a sore thumb. She is not even mildly attractive to me:

Anna Pacquin

Are you kidding? Scarlett's a knockout, checkout her nude pics and you'll know what I mean.

I said she was still very attractive, and yet you are perplexed I dare give such a low rating. Thanks for showing how overrated she is.

Post: #41

(09-22-2011 01:55 AM)_DC_ Wrote:  

(09-22-2011 01:28 AM)P Dog Wrote:  

(09-21-2011 12:53 PM)_DC_ Wrote:  http://www.maxim.com/amg/GIRLS/Articles/2011+Hot+100

That is a pretty good list of chicks as a reference. IMO, Angelina Jolie is hot as is Natalie Portman. That being said, they don't have the pull-the-hair and doggystyle pound inducing qualities of a Megan Fox or Audrina Patridge.

Overrated is hard for me to say for sure, although I think that Scarlett Johansson and Anne Hathaway are overrated, but still very attractive.

One girl on the list sticks out like a sore thumb. She is not even mildly attractive to me:

Anna Pacquin

Are you kidding? Scarlett's a knockout, checkout her nude pics and you'll know what I mean.

I said she was still very attractive, and yet you are perplexed I dare give such a low rating. Thanks for showing how overrated she is.

WTF?! Cruz is hot-by any standard. The beach pics show her with minimum makeup and I confidently speak for 95% of normal guys when I declare she passes the dickup test.
Here are my 2nd most overrated bitches. My BEEF isn't only their overwhelming ordinariness but that they were misused to infect the worldwide bitch mentalspace with impossible expectations and totally outrageous standards of what normal men do for women. If they were hotter women would have been unable to relate to their lifestyle.

Thanks to the horsefaced one herself,bitches actually think there's a Mr. Big in a limo with bags of Loboutins,Jimmy Choos and Pradas outside their shitty apartment waiting for her to jump off the latest loser dick and be her emotional tampon when not fucking her senseless.

BOOOOOOOO!!!
Rooshers,in real life,how far would you go for any of these hoes???

Post: #42

Actresses are just dorky girls that happen to look pretty good compared to the rest of their group, like the one thin chick in a room full of fat ones. And they have really good makeup artists & stylists to help them out. Look at their backgrounds and the schools they attended. Dorks. Not normal. Also they skew Jewish, which means some ethnicities are completely unrepresented.

Its also worth adding that most of the women listed in this thread are old. Compared to other women in their age group, they are still above average. Most females have peaked by 25, whether or not they hit that fast downhill slide then or at 35 is just genetics and taking care of themselves.

As for the comment on porn stars, how many of them have you seen in person? Unless they are fresh they tend to be pretty beat up and nasty.

Post: #43

I'd take paquin over penelope cruz anyday, Im fed up with dark haired girls...

Post: #44

(09-22-2011 07:11 PM)Clockwork_Orange Wrote:  I'd take paquin over penelope cruz anyday, Im fed up with dark haired girls...

If Pacquin hit on me in a bar, I'd still turn her down. I've turned down worse.

Penelope Cruz is hot. To each their own.

Post: #45

(09-22-2011 07:13 PM)_DC_ Wrote:  

(09-22-2011 07:11 PM)Clockwork_Orange Wrote:  I'd take paquin over penelope cruz anyday, Im fed up with dark haired girls...

If Pacquin hit on me in a bar, I'd still turn her down. I've turned down worse.

Penelope Cruz is hot. To each their own.

I just said I'd prefer Pacquin over Cruz. I dont find Pacquin particularly attractive either, her face strikes me as british looking.

I think It all depends where you grew up. In some places penelope cruz looks might be seen as quite plain or average because It's too common. The same reason would apply in the case of northern european (specially scandinavians, dutch, northern germans, finns, baltics) guys ignoring girls who would be perceived very appealing in the rest of the world, even in countries like the UK,US or Canada. I mean tall slim natural blondes with cute faces. I'd personally turn penelope cruz down anyday.

Post: #46

I'd bang any of the girls posted in this thread except for (fat) Mariah Carey.


And any guy here who says they wouldn't, is probably a huge liar.

Post: #47

(09-22-2011 07:21 PM)Samseau Wrote:  I'd bang any of the girls posted in this thread except for (fat) Mariah Carey.


And any guy here who says they wouldn't, is probably a huge liar.

Too much generalization here. I've never found cruz particularly attractive, not because she is too ugly or because my standards are too high for her but she is far from being my type. Ditto for asian women, I just can't find them appealing at all.

Post: #48

(09-22-2011 07:26 PM)Clockwork_Orange Wrote:  

(09-22-2011 07:21 PM)Samseau Wrote:  I'd bang any of the girls posted in this thread except for (fat) Mariah Carey.


And any guy here who says they wouldn't, is probably a huge liar.

Too much generalization here. I've never found cruz particularly attractive, not because she is too ugly or because my standards are too high for her but she is far from being my type. Ditto for asian women, I just can't find them appealing at all.

Get out man. There's nothing wrong with cruz. Be honest. You've banged worse.

Post: #49

(09-22-2011 07:33 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

(09-22-2011 07:26 PM)Clockwork_Orange Wrote:  

(09-22-2011 07:21 PM)Samseau Wrote:  I'd bang any of the girls posted in this thread except for (fat) Mariah Carey.


And any guy here who says they wouldn't, is probably a huge liar.

Too much generalization here. I've never found cruz particularly attractive, not because she is too ugly or because my standards are too high for her but she is far from being my type. Ditto for asian women, I just can't find them appealing at all.

Get out man. There's nothing wrong with cruz. Be honest. You've banged worse.

Ok If you believe so..

And I've never said there is something wrong with Penelope cruz, It was the main thing I've explained you in my previous post. She is just not my type, therefore I'm not attracted to her. And sorry if Im the weird one here, but I'd not try to approach a girl that I'm not attracted to, It would be some sort of masochism If I did.

Post: #50

Anna Pacquin's a toughie . . . I mean, she's got some serious possum-eater genetics in her. After a good night of drinking in a slow bar in the middle of nowhere on a Tuesday night with no more viable prospects, I'd probably go ahead and exercise the option. Although I'd probably have to approach from behind, because her teeth are rather gnarly, especially for a famous chick.