Post: #76

(03-08-2018 06:54 PM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  When I was a teenager, I had to take meds for a chronic illness and the meds made me have to urinate. A lot.

Late one night I was on my way back from the U of M College Park campus and pulled into a 7-Eleven on Route 1 to use the restroom.

They were usually pretty cool in this particular 7-Eleven. But for some reason that night, the a-hole behind the counter wouldn't let me use the facilities, even though I asked politely, told him about the meds, and then even offered him a buck for his trouble (I was 18 -- it seemed like a good amount).

I ended up getting angry. It was one thing to refuse service, but he was out-and-out rude.

So, I went back to my car and noticed an empty McDonald's cup my g/f has left in the drink stand. I sat in my car and proceeded to empty my bursting bladder and fill the entire cup. (This was the era before surveillance cameras were everywhere and you could do this sort of thing.)

After I zipped back up, I left the cup in the parking lot. I remember thinking it was amusing how warm the cup felt. Anyway, I knew the clerk would find it when he went out and did trash duty. Ewwwwww.

Needless to say, I didn't go back to that 7-Eleven for a long, long while. For those of you who know the area, it's the one near the Behnke Nursery where the old Wonder Bread wholesale shop used to be. Be sure to salute when you pass by to commemorate my momentous feat of teen bravado.

^^^Felt pretty tame to me. I was hopping you'd go back into the store and throw the piss in the attendant's face. That's almost like breaking into a jewelry store taking a $10,000 diamond ring and left 100 $100 bills in its place haha.

Most degenerate thing I've done is I fucked my best friend's 18 year-old sister at his wedding. Not friends with the guy now but he still doesn't know. Now she's 27, college drop-out, tatted-up, semi-employed, single mom; I'm glad I got in before the bottom fell out.

Post: #77

Started going out with a chick in college who lived in an apartment attached to the on-campus Episcopal center.

Obviously, she wasn't allowed overnight guests, but she snuck me in, and we had quite the vigorous evening.

Come morning, I insist on taking a shower. She says okay and I sneak upstairs and take a quick shower.

I stepped out of the shower and opened the door, wearing nothing but a towel, to come face to face with the Reverend, wearing collar and all.

He didn't say anything, but his death-glare silently said, 'Yer goin' to hell, boy."

----

Not so degenerate, but maybe decadent and definitely irreverent -- just seemed like a better story to tell.

Degenerate stories I do have, will have to review to see if they are worth retelling.

Post: #78

(03-08-2018 06:54 PM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  When I was a teenager, I had to take meds for a chronic illness and the meds made me have to urinate. A lot.

Late one night I was on my way back from the U of M College Park campus and pulled into a 7-Eleven on Route 1 to use the restroom.

They were usually pretty cool in this particular 7-Eleven. But for some reason that night, the a-hole behind the counter wouldn't let me use the facilities, even though I asked politely, told him about the meds, and then even offered him a buck for his trouble (I was 18 -- it seemed like a good amount).

I ended up getting angry. It was one thing to refuse service, but he was out-and-out rude.

So, I went back to my car and noticed an empty McDonald's cup my g/f has left in the drink stand. I sat in my car and proceeded to empty my bursting bladder and fill the entire cup. (This was the era before surveillance cameras were everywhere and you could do this sort of thing.)

After I zipped back up, I left the cup in the parking lot. I remember thinking it was amusing how warm the cup felt. Anyway, I knew the clerk would find it when he went out and did trash duty. Ewwwwww.

Needless to say, I didn't go back to that 7-Eleven for a long, long while. For those of you who know the area, it's the one near the Behnke Nursery where the old Wonder Bread wholesale shop used to be. Be sure to salute when you pass by to commemorate my momentous feat of teen bravado.

This story started out alright but the ending was a bit of a letdown. I thought you were gonna throw the piss cup at the window or something.

Post: #79

(03-08-2018 07:27 PM)Goldin Boy Wrote:  

(03-08-2018 06:54 PM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  When I was a teenager, I had to take meds for a chronic illness and the meds made me have to urinate. A lot.

Late one night I was on my way back from the U of M College Park campus and pulled into a 7-Eleven on Route 1 to use the restroom.

They were usually pretty cool in this particular 7-Eleven. But for some reason that night, the a-hole behind the counter wouldn't let me use the facilities, even though I asked politely, told him about the meds, and then even offered him a buck for his trouble (I was 18 -- it seemed like a good amount).

I ended up getting angry. It was one thing to refuse service, but he was out-and-out rude.

So, I went back to my car and noticed an empty McDonald's cup my g/f has left in the drink stand. I sat in my car and proceeded to empty my bursting bladder and fill the entire cup. (This was the era before surveillance cameras were everywhere and you could do this sort of thing.)

After I zipped back up, I left the cup in the parking lot. I remember thinking it was amusing how warm the cup felt. Anyway, I knew the clerk would find it when he went out and did trash duty. Ewwwwww.

Needless to say, I didn't go back to that 7-Eleven for a long, long while. For those of you who know the area, it's the one near the Behnke Nursery where the old Wonder Bread wholesale shop used to be. Be sure to salute when you pass by to commemorate my momentous feat of teen bravado.

^^^Felt pretty tame to me. I was hopping you'd go back into the store and throw the piss in the attendant's face. That's almost like breaking into a jewelry store taking a $10,000 diamond ring and left 100 $100 bills in its place haha.

Most degenerate thing I've done is I fucked my best friend's 18 year-old sister at his wedding. Not friends with the guy now but he still doesn't know. Now she's 27, college drop-out, tatted-up, semi-employed, single mom; I'm glad I got in before the bottom fell out.

So Goldin Boy was hoping for me to provide a golden shower of sorts. Hahahaha. Never occurred to me. Nice idea, though. I guess I'm not that wild. I can remember two occasions in college when I had the chance to fuck the sisters of my best friends and ran screaming (metaphorically). "It just feels wrong!" I definitely regret this now. Both were hot and stayed hot. Grrrr.

Post: #80

(03-08-2018 06:40 PM)Dragan Wrote:  

(03-08-2018 05:54 PM)godfather dust Wrote:  I smoked a blunt dipped in PCP and drank half a bottle of 151, went to a store and started eating food and drinking drinks and throwing shit around, the security guard said the police were coming, I knocked him out, sat outside, the police came and I went to jail for a year.

That's quite the story. Was smoking the blunt intentional or unintentional?

I used to be a PCP connoisseur I have stories for days about bugging out. Here's another one:

I was on angel dust and crashed a party, was on the second floor and drank a beer. One of the frat boys said "you should say please." I threw him down the stairs, his buddy down the stairs also. Then I said fuck it and threw myself down the stairs and landed on top of them. Me and my bros made a quick escape to a nearby flop house a couple dudes were staying at. We were drinking jack daniels and I ended up putting my head through a window to show how hard I was and got some deep gashes over my left eye (PCP removes any ability to feel pain.) I tried to cauterize the wound with a bic lighter which didn't work and bled for several hours. Still have scars from that night.

Post: #81

I'm a complete degenerate, I will probably post in this thread 100 times.

Fucked a deformed chick (cleft lip) in a mental institution in front of a middle aged woman who worked there (she thought it was funny.)

Post: #82

^^Give us some more context bro, you sure seem like you're gonna be a real asset in this thread.

Post: #83

I was found incompetent to stand trial for a break in and sent to a state mental hospital for almost a year (I have spent 4 years in jails and institutions. I have cleaned up my act the past 5 years or so.) There was like 3 4s there, the deformed chick was ugly cute so I give her a 4. Trust me, if you're stuck with a bunch of babbling idiots who make no fucking sense with nothing to do, a deformed 4 looks pretty damn good.

Edit: Actually I got locked up for a year as a kid, 5 years.

Here's a song I wrote about this period of my life https://soundcloud.com/dustmoses/trippin

Post: #84

I was in detox for a week and got my dick sucked by a 45 year old biker skank.

Post: #85

Drunken antics aside the most degenerate thing I've done is tell my mother that I hoped she would die so I could piss on her grave. I was 21 and she passed away a year later. Would gladly give 10 years of my life just to take those words back.

Post: #86

Extorting €2500 from my ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend by threatening to kill myself

Post: #87

On two seperate occasions fucked high school sluts (MA legal) in the single bathroom at the local mall.

Post: #88

(03-09-2018 03:53 AM)godfather dust Wrote:  I was found incompetent to stand trial for a break in and sent to a state mental hospital for almost a year (I have spent 4 years in jails and institutions. I have cleaned up my act the past 5 years or so.) There was like 3 4s there, the deformed chick was ugly cute so I give her a 4. Trust me, if you're stuck with a bunch of babbling idiots who make no fucking sense with nothing to do, a deformed 4 looks pretty damn good.

Edit: Actually I got locked up for a year as a kid, 5 years.

Here's a song I wrote about this period of my life https://soundcloud.com/dustmoses/trippin

Sounds interesting, maybe you should write a datasheet on those occurences. It could help younger members who are having troubles with the law/drugs/criminality etc. perhaps and the anecdotes of fucking deformed girls in psychiatry wards would spice it up a bit.

Post: #89

(03-09-2018 05:09 AM)rottenapple Wrote:  

(03-09-2018 03:53 AM)godfather dust Wrote:  I was found incompetent to stand trial for a break in and sent to a state mental hospital for almost a year (I have spent 4 years in jails and institutions. I have cleaned up my act the past 5 years or so.) There was like 3 4s there, the deformed chick was ugly cute so I give her a 4. Trust me, if you're stuck with a bunch of babbling idiots who make no fucking sense with nothing to do, a deformed 4 looks pretty damn good.

Edit: Actually I got locked up for a year as a kid, 5 years.

Here's a song I wrote about this period of my life https://soundcloud.com/dustmoses/trippin

Sounds interesting, maybe you should write a datasheet on those occurences. It could help younger members who are having troubles with the law/drugs/criminality etc. perhaps and the anecdotes of fucking deformed girls in psychiatry wards would spice it up a bit.

Yeah I could do that, any thoughts on an outline? I wouldn't know where to start.

Post: #90

Dude sex in those places happen. I was in a mental hospital because of a manic episode caused by not sleeping,overtraing,not eating,and stress from a job. I made friends with this really really old lady who had been in jail for a long time.There was a horse farm next to the place that her family/sister owned(g-shit met her sister through the fence outside). So I started running game more seriously on her because I was thinking she might be rich.

At the end of my stay she met some older dude and told me that she had sex with him and said she would love to have sex with me but im so young...unless I didn't mind the age difference.
I stood silent like a stone and held still....I let her extrapolate on her finances. She had 2 grand a month trust fund for the rest of her life.
Did not bang or contact her afterwards She was pretty cool though.


Banging in front of staff thats crazy as fuck. I can't believe they would let that happen.

Post: #91

(03-09-2018 05:03 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  Extorting €2500 from my ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend by threatening to kill myself

Like what you did there. OP being the same in both threads.

Post: #92

(03-09-2018 05:17 AM)godfather dust Wrote:  

(03-09-2018 05:09 AM)rottenapple Wrote:  

(03-09-2018 03:53 AM)godfather dust Wrote:  I was found incompetent to stand trial for a break in and sent to a state mental hospital for almost a year (I have spent 4 years in jails and institutions. I have cleaned up my act the past 5 years or so.) There was like 3 4s there, the deformed chick was ugly cute so I give her a 4. Trust me, if you're stuck with a bunch of babbling idiots who make no fucking sense with nothing to do, a deformed 4 looks pretty damn good.

Edit: Actually I got locked up for a year as a kid, 5 years.

Here's a song I wrote about this period of my life https://soundcloud.com/dustmoses/trippin

Sounds interesting, maybe you should write a datasheet on those occurences. It could help younger members who are having troubles with the law/drugs/criminality etc. perhaps and the anecdotes of fucking deformed girls in psychiatry wards would spice it up a bit.

Yeah I could do that, any thoughts on an outline? I wouldn't know where to start.

Start with yourself, your upbringing and drivers that made you get in trouble with the law and institutions, then describe how life was in those situations, what particular events you remember/your mental state/your support or lack of support etc., perhaps some thoughts on the functioning of the system and then, since you said you got on the good track, how that happened and what contributed to it.

Post: #93

Hiding a camera in a bedroom to film my older sister undressing. I have a lot of problems.

Post: #94

(03-10-2018 10:52 AM)bbgun Wrote:  Hiding a camera in a bedroom to film my older sister undressing. I have a lot of problems.

That is just fucking disgusting.

Post: #95

As for me, probably a crazy night I had when a fling said she'd read that semen is really good for hair... you can see where this is going. Jizzed in her mouth, she spat it out and made some sort of fucking weird shampoo and washed herself. That evening, go to a party and I went on a absolute fucking bender, I mean I finished off at least two 6 packs within 2 hours of arriving, then started on the spirits after that.

Was an absolutely crazy day, and the party got even crazier. Found a guy taking a shite in a bush in the host's garden and got him smack it with a rolling pin several times, no idea why. He then got kicked out for going back inside smothered in his own excrement.

Degeneracy.

Post: #96

(03-10-2018 10:34 AM)rottenapple Wrote:  

(03-09-2018 05:17 AM)godfather dust Wrote:  

(03-09-2018 05:09 AM)rottenapple Wrote:  

(03-09-2018 03:53 AM)godfather dust Wrote:  I was found incompetent to stand trial for a break in and sent to a state mental hospital for almost a year (I have spent 4 years in jails and institutions. I have cleaned up my act the past 5 years or so.) There was like 3 4s there, the deformed chick was ugly cute so I give her a 4. Trust me, if you're stuck with a bunch of babbling idiots who make no fucking sense with nothing to do, a deformed 4 looks pretty damn good.

Edit: Actually I got locked up for a year as a kid, 5 years.

Here's a song I wrote about this period of my life https://soundcloud.com/dustmoses/trippin

Sounds interesting, maybe you should write a datasheet on those occurences. It could help younger members who are having troubles with the law/drugs/criminality etc. perhaps and the anecdotes of fucking deformed girls in psychiatry wards would spice it up a bit.

Yeah I could do that, any thoughts on an outline? I wouldn't know where to start.

Start with yourself, your upbringing and drivers that made you get in trouble with the law and institutions, then describe how life was in those situations, what particular events you remember/your mental state/your support or lack of support etc., perhaps some thoughts on the functioning of the system and then, since you said you got on the good track, how that happened and what contributed to it.

Thanks, I already wrote several pages but it was more just factual type stuff, I'll incorporate some of this.

Also, I'm worried about writing something not in the spirit of the forum and losing access to this great resource, any 50+ rep members willing to preview?

Post: #97

(03-10-2018 10:52 AM)bbgun Wrote:  Hiding a camera in a bedroom to film my older sister undressing. I have a lot of problems.

I don't believe this, send me a link to the vid.

Post: #98

(03-09-2018 03:33 AM)godfather dust Wrote:  I'm a complete degenerate, I will probably post in this thread 100 times.

Fucked a deformed chick (cleft lip) in a mental institution in front of a middle aged woman who worked there (she thought it was funny.)

Wins the thread if true.

Post: #99

I wrote the degenerate data sheet, it will most likely make me a pariah if I post it (my life is normal to me only because I have lived it) but I may end up saying fuck it.

Post: #100

This thread is probably the best place to share the story of how I got my Japanese flag.

It was on new years day in an undisclosed, big Asian city (not in Japan). Because of a last minute change of plans, I found myself in this city to celebrate new years. Needless to say, because of NYE every single decent and affordable place was already booked. I was on a budget, so I had to settle for a hostel dorm room.

I get to the hostel, it's dirty as hell and I'm in a 16 bed mixed dorm room. There are two shared showers, both of which look like they haven't been cleaned in months. Dirt and hairs everywhere, clogged floor drains, etc.

"Well, in case something hooks tonight, looks like my place isn't gonna be an option" I remember thinking.

I didn't spend much time in the hostel and left pretty early to meet my friends in the city to go party.

Fast forward to 3am. Unfortunately I struck out, but it was a fun night nonetheless. I get back to the hostel and there's this Asian chick smoking a cigarette and having a drink outside at the front patio. She's a 5 at best, but at least she's skinny.

She looks at me very shyly and then looks away. I open her with a simple "Hey how are you."

Turns out she hardly speaks any English beyond some basic words.

We start communicating with Google Translate. Just small talk, turns out she's on holiday from Japan, staying in the same dorm room and leaving the next day, just like me.

I could tell that she was interested, but I decided not to go for it since there was no way I was going to take her into my 16 bed shared dorm room anyway, which by now was full of sleeping people.

Just as I was about to call it a night, she talks into her Google Translate again.

Up until this point, we had just used the automatic voice translation from Google which got some laughs in, but this time, she had me read the translation on her screen.

"I have never been with white man."

Alright... Perhaps there is something I can help you with...

Next message: "I am horny."

She looks at me like we're already fucking.

I decide fuck it. I take her hand and lead her inside and into one of the aforementioned dirty showers. Both of us barely fit into the small cabin.

She undresses and turns out to be REALLY skinny. She is also unshaved and has the full Asian bush. Now I'm usually not into the super skinny girls or into bushes, but something about this shit got me rock hard. It was straight out of some Japanese amateur porn scene.

I bend her over and she starts moaning. I feel her out and she's dripping wet.

I take out my dick, pull a condom out of my wallet and put it on. I go ahead and try to go inside.



Now, my dick isn't the biggest by any means, but that GIF is how it went at first.

Very gently I keep pushing, and eventually I'm all the way in. It's fucking tight.

It really took a while before full motion was possible and I admit that I was a bit afraid to hurt her or something. Until she speaks: "Harder." she just keeps repeating "Harder."

Before I know it, I'm pounding the shit out of her while she's on all fours on the dirty shower floor.

We eventually switch to me sitting on the floor while she's riding me, and last but not least, a pile driver position with her basically folded on the floor and me drilling away.

I'm close to cumming so I pull out. She knows whats up and sits on her knees. I take off the condom and start jerking.

I tell her in English that she's my dirty little Japanese slut and that I'm gonna cum. She's finger blasting herself while looking up to me. She's moaning and talking dirty in Japanese.

I spray all over her face, in her eyes and in her hair.

And then, silence.

...

It's 5am by this time and I slowly realize the situation I am in.

My entire body is covered in hairs and dirt, as is hers. Her face and hair is covered in cum.

Well, we are in a shower anyway, so let's clean up!

As we shower, I realize we don't have towels in there. I also don't remember having received one when I checked in. Fantastic.

I sneak out of the shower cabin naked and look around me. No towels in sight.

I sneak into one of the dorm rooms and see a towel hanging from a bed. "Sorry buddy", I thought to myself while taking it.

As I walk back to the shower with my freshly acquired towel, my eyes start getting used to the darkness in the dorm room. I notice a pair of eyes looking at me in disbelief, from one of the top bunk beds.

And then another pair.

I look up and I see the wall separating the shower from the dorm room doesn't connect at the ceiling. It's just a high wall.

This means everyone in the building probably just heard my little porn adventure, climaxing with "you dirty Japanese slut" and some gorilla-like growls while I was spraying.

Made sure to wait until most people were already up the next day, then put the towel back at its place and sneaked out of there.

Never saw her again by the way.