Post: #51

Bought appetizers for a girl, hug closed her, then went home by myself.

Post: #52

I voted for Donald Trump as the 45th President of the United States.

Post: #53

(01-18-2018 12:38 PM)Laner Wrote:  I'll start with this one. I pounded a girls asshole like a savage 15 minutes before meeting her parents for the first time. We went to a fancy cafe and ate open face shrimp sandwiches with lots of creamy dill mayonnaise. She 'sat' there the whole time with red cheeks (face and ass) not able to sit properly. Her ass was beat, and she was trying to stop what was likely jizz leaking out of her butt.

It's the small details that stay with you for life.

(01-18-2018 10:21 AM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  Fucked a girl and took her sister's virginity.

At the same time?

To be honest, banging Siamese twins somehow just bumps up the degeneracy to deviant levels.

Post: #54

Got kicked out of a frat party when I was 19 so I shat in their coat closet.

Post: #55

(01-18-2018 10:21 AM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  Fucked a girl and took her sister's virginity.

Why are you even posting this?

You do that shit every day AM!

What's that I hear you say? "They were black!".

Stop the press!

Eh eh.


I can't tell you about the most degenerate thing I have done. I like my home-cooking too much if you know what I mean. I can, however, tell you about the most degenerate thing my ex-gf had done, and me by proxy, though I did not have mens rea in the act. I would have never taken part in her perverted scheme if I knew what she was up to. Honest.

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Her: "Mah, bladdy fackin' beech - I fuckin' hate 'er".

Me: "Whassup?"

Her: "Mah, don't fackin' warry, get your fackin' cock out".

Me: "Er, ok".

This is my tall leggy big-titted blue eyed Austrian g/f btw, just to paint the picture.

Me: "What's that?"

Her: "Dont vurry, you'll like".

Me: "Er, ok".


She then proceeds to empty a whole fucking bottle of moisturizer in to a condom, before wrapping it around my dick. Quite skillful.

She says nothing and gets to work.

Her: "Bladdy beech, fackin' Irish cunt".

Me: "Er, yeah, ok - this is good".

Me: "Don't stop".


She'd had a bit of a dispute with the nice Irish lady who lived next door. Somehow she had got hold of the contents of her make-up cabinet and had pilfered a whole new fresh bottle of her facial moisturizer. I was to find this out later. Just filling in the details.

Oh, and she'd also somehow managed to steal a pair of her used knickers and tights. By used, I mean 'slightly soiled'.

Her: "Fackin' beech".

Me: "I like the way you work it".

I think you can see where this is all going.


She finished a very professional job with such gusto that I had only seen in her rarely before (at the start of our relationship). She was pissed off about something and it seemed to be the girl next door.

I never did get what the beef was about, but little ms. Austria had it in for little ms. Ireland, and well, I suppose she did get one over on her really. I was being used at the time. Abused really. But I had no idea of her game.

Things got to that point they always do:

Her: "Mah, kam ohn, I haven't got all bladdy fackin' day for zis beech!"

Me: "Er, yeah, ok. aRGHHHH".

And that was that really.

A satisfied look (smirk in fact) on her chiseled Austrian face. Ja! Das ist richtig!

She took the implement off my now withering penis, and the proceeded to decant the contents back out in to the moisturizer bottle. Smirking harder than ever. "Fackin' beech!".

Obviously there was a bit more to go back in than what came out, so she used a spoon she had commandeered earlier to swipe the excess. She really had thought about this. German efficiency at its finest. Or rather, Austrian...

She tightened the top up, wiped it down and disappeared for a few minutes while she put things back where she had found them. Knickers and tights too. I guess she really did want a big load.

Be careful what you wish for...



And that was that. It took me a while to work out what had gone on. One thing I must say, the Irish girl next door who was extremely beautiful had one major fault: she had really really bad skin. Acne.

Over the course of the next few days, her skin condition miraculously went away, and not to blow my own trumpet (because I'd already done that), let's just say she even took on a kind of glow in the facial department. Even her eyes were whiter!

Her: "Mah, did you see that beech's skin clear up?".

Her: "Fackin' beech".

Me: "Er, yeah, kind of".

Her: "Fackin' beech"...


Moral of this story, don't ever piss off a big blue eyed busty leggy Austrian 'beech'.

Second moral of this story: Don't believe everything you hear on the internet.

"What's the most degenerate thing you've ever done?"

Really?

Really.

All events are fictitious and never happened, of course.


Oh, if you're still interested, turns out the beef was about just that, well, sausages anyway. The Irish girl kept buying very cheap 'bangers' from the butcher's shop and my girl being a bit of a farm girl from the hills and valleys of Österreich, took great exception to this with her love of happy pigs and happy sausages, and just didn't like the smell. Funny what offends some people, but there ya go. Their loss was my gain!

Teutonic women are fucking nuts. Irish women don't wash their knickers.

Of course I just made that last detail up as well for plausibility. It never happened, of course. Nope.

It would have been highly degenerate.

Next installment from fantasy land:

What my big busty Austrian bitch did with those bangers before Irish girl put them in to the pan.

I guess some people just don't get along.

Post: #56

Bet on the Browns.

Post: #57

When I was 18, I took a girl out to the circus and she accidentally shit herself from laughing too hard from the lame clown jokes. I didnt realize it until I got a whiff off the stench. Next thing you know we started walking outside and she suddenly sat on the ground crying saying that she shit herself.

I was in shock not knowing what to do and literally just left her there crying. Her relatives who went to the circus were consulting her telling her "Hey it can happen to anyone", but I literally was disgusted by it and just plain left.

I was told I was a jerk by her cousins because I didn't help her out and just left her there but what was I suppose to do?

Very akward to say the least.

Post: #58

They probably wanted you to wipe her ass.

Post: #59

Rigsby;
was really confused by your post until I realized I had misread "Austrian" as "Australian".

Post: #60

I've been living in the US for the past six years.

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Post: #61

Banged a girl twice my age in her parents 1BR apartment bathroom. It was awkward in the morning, I pretended to be asleep until the Dad left in the morning and yes I was young.

Post: #62

I've actually had to think about this a little but I think I finally have an answer.

This isn't the most degenerate thing in this thread but it got a good laugh from my college buddies at the time. A few years ago this app yik yak was very prevalent on my campus. I smoked a lot more back then and one night, I had done a little myself and was chilling at 2 am in the morning in my room with my roommate dead asleep. I saw this girl post on the thread curious about what dudes were out and about on campus and I took a chance and responded. We talked a little off of yak and less than an hour later, we met out in the freezing cold outside and I took her right back to my room.

In my room, we laid on the bed for a few minutes and not long after, I made my move. We kiss and she goes on to suck my dick real fast. Then, she claims she's on her period but she was the horny type and wanted to bone anyway. I was hesitant at the time but still kept my cool. I was inexperienced at the time but she straight up told me she thought I slept with a lot of other girls in the same way. The truth was, I had only had sex with one other girl before her and that was when I smoked to fuck a hooker, so she was gonna be my first normal girl.

I contemplated sleeping with her while she was on her period because of this, but I eventually said "fuck it", put a towel under my bed, and fucked the shit out of her. I made her scream, she came a few times, and was grabbing my arm for dear life. We had a short-term FWB after that but I did all of this while my roommate was trying to sleep in the next bed over. He even moved and made noises with the girl worrying if he was going to wake up. I assured her he wouldn't but truthfully, I was only sure he wouldn't blow my cover because he was a bro.

After that, I drank a beer at about 5:30 am and she gave me a little shit for it but I didn't care, I kind of had to contain myself for pulling that off. She sleeps over and leaves the next day. Right after she left, I asked my roommate if he heard us. He did, he just kept to himself through the night so I could get the bang. Safe to say I bought the guy a 6-pack the next weekend.

Post: #63

What if I ever ran presidental campaign and they would took out this shit out on me?

Post: #64

Played footsie with hero cop's hot little freak wife while we were all at the same table. Banged her like a savage against the wall that same night.

Banged a girl who lived in a nearby family homeless shelter on my lunch hour while her kids were at school.  Crazy, child beating bitch. But hot.

Fucked single mom with a sick body on the rug on the floor of her sleeping toddler's room, making eye contact with a stuffed toy elephant while I took her from behind.

Banged yoga instructor  ("I'm not going to sleep with you") at my then wife's house,  while thinking "thanks, Gas Station Game thread for this lay." 
 /thread-6811....AS+station

One night stand fatty. Slump buster fatty that I cuddled with after.  Briefly entertained the thought of banging fatty who talked about "plus sized" fashion.  Alcohol is a hell of a drug.

Fucking a hot wet bitch whose stifling primate pussy odor filled the car.

Banged a girl twenty plus years my junior for six years who didn't know my real name.

Seven am sex with buttzilla right after hubby dropped her off at work.  Damn good sex.

Post: #65

Nothing too noteworthy, I banged a Thai girl in the pool at Porn-Uthai in Bangkok(sorry to all the forum guys that lived there) as three American girls watched while pretending to read. After we finished another girl showed up and started swimming laps through my jizz cloud.

Post: #66

Not sure if this even counts. When I first started driving I drove from home to college one time and got stuck in traffic on the freeway from Bay Area to central California. I had stopped for some Mexican food earlier and sometime was off. My eyes started to water and I really had to take a massive dump but the traffic was bad and I was nowhere near a rest stop or gas station. I pulled over and walked out into the dirt area and took the biggest diarrhea you could possibly imagine and used a sock to wipe up and drove home with one sock. People from the freeway surely saw me taking a shit but I didn’t care, I had to go

Post: #67

I'm a reformed degenerate. These things happened in the 90s when I was young and didn't care.

-I walked up to a random girl on the street and told her that I wanted to fock her. She heard what I said but ignored me.

- I had a hot girl ask me to bang her while she did coke. She didn't have to ask me twice. I jumped at the opportunity. I'm not proud of it but she was young, beautiful and had some firm boobs. I still remember her name to this day.

Post: #68

(01-20-2018 10:56 AM)eradicator Wrote:  Not sure if this even counts. When I first started driving I drove from home to college one time and got stuck in traffic on the freeway from Bay Area to central California. I had stopped for some Mexican food earlier and sometime was off. My eyes started to water and I really had to take a massive dump but the traffic was bad and I was nowhere near a rest stop or gas station. I pulled over and walked out into the dirt area and took the biggest diarrhea you could possibly imagine and used a sock to wipe up and drove home with one sock. People from the freeway surely saw me taking a shit but I didn’t care, I had to go

Superpower 2020.

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Post: #69

bet on pre-season NFL football.

Post: #70

Pulled 3 16 hour days in a row.

Stupid as shit. Never doing it again.

Post: #71

Waking up hungover and scraping up enough change to buy a black n mild Woodtip wine with quarters.

Scheduling two dates in a day to try and get layed by two different girls in the same day. It was a sure thing but I messed up my planing and ended up bringing girl 1 with me to hangout with girl 2 to try to finesse a 3 some. Girl 2 flipped out and ran off because I was taking mega shots from a bottle of Amsterdam (some dude I partied with gave it to me for free the night before. Didn't have a cap on it) with precise focus. I blacked out and woke up the next day on my bathroom floor with puke residue and with girl one in my house. She thought it was funny. The night before that I showed up at girl 1s bffs house at 1 am demolished off of part of that Amsterdam plus beers after party hopping and was making out with girl 1 plus her bff for a few hours in the front yard of some suburban neighborhood because she wouldn't come back to my house solo. My rayban sunglasses were carefully broken at the hinge and folded like they hadn't been touched so im pretty sure she broke them out if anger to get back at me.

Cheating on a super hot skinny blonde who was into be because she was trying to save me from sniffle problems,post nasal drip,and red rooms with white lines......then telling her about it because I felt so bad for betraying her trust and wanting to be honest. I though shed appreciate the gesture but lets just say she didn't want to save me fro anything after that.
G shit that was fucked up and I felt so bad about the whole thing I even apologized to the other girl because I pulled the same save you game that the main girl was running on me. Felt horrible both ways and was genuinely apologetic.


Bringing some girls around some some dudes to be cool and they started giving them white.......I was like yo thats not cool you guys shouldn't do that because I wasn't about giving girls hard drugs because its weak and unethical in my opinion but it turns out they were just snorting keef from weed and were flipping shit becausr they thought it was something else

Post: #72

I smoked a blunt dipped in PCP and drank half a bottle of 151, went to a store and started eating food and drinking drinks and throwing shit around, the security guard said the police were coming, I knocked him out, sat outside, the police came and I went to jail for a year.

Post: #73

Put my tongue in a girl's asshole in the back of my car after dinner on our first date, then fucked her twice.

Told a seventeen year old I'd like to text her on her birthday.

Rawdogged a bar slut.

Post: #74

(03-08-2018 05:54 PM)godfather dust Wrote:  I smoked a blunt dipped in PCP and drank half a bottle of 151, went to a store and started eating food and drinking drinks and throwing shit around, the security guard said the police were coming, I knocked him out, sat outside, the police came and I went to jail for a year.

That's quite the story. Was smoking the blunt intentional or unintentional?

Post: #75

When I was a teenager, I had to take meds for a chronic illness and the meds made me have to urinate. A lot.

Late one night I was on my way back from the U of M College Park campus and pulled into a 7-Eleven on Route 1 to use the restroom.

They were usually pretty cool in this particular 7-Eleven. But for some reason that night, the a-hole behind the counter wouldn't let me use the facilities, even though I asked politely, told him about the meds, and then even offered him a buck for his trouble (I was 18 -- it seemed like a good amount).

I ended up getting angry. It was one thing to refuse service, but he was out-and-out rude.

So, I went back to my car and noticed an empty McDonald's cup my g/f has left in the drink stand. I sat in my car and proceeded to empty my bursting bladder and fill the entire cup. (This was the era before surveillance cameras were everywhere and you could do this sort of thing.)

After I zipped back up, I left the cup in the parking lot. I remember thinking it was amusing how warm the cup felt. Anyway, I knew the clerk would find it when he went out and did trash duty. Ewwwwww.

Needless to say, I didn't go back to that 7-Eleven for a long, long while. For those of you who know the area, it's the one near the Behnke Nursery where the old Wonder Bread wholesale shop used to be. Be sure to salute when you pass by to commemorate my momentous feat of teen bravado.