Post: #1

I was at a club in Jerusalem for new years eve called kings bar (which sas shit the night before, full of black ethipian jews and cost me 30 shekel to get it). I was killing it, had everything on lock. Was the center of attention, I was dancing with everyone.

Two sexy girls dancing on the bar table called me over and I started dancing with one. Made out within seconds. Heavy groping for the whole club to see. Could feel the heat and dampness of her cunt on my leg. We were literally dry fucking like a bunch of gorillas for everyone to admire. After half an hour of this, her riding me on the table etc I get her to go to the bathroom with me with lots of difficulty (were on a program and she wasn't allowed to leave the club and her friends were cunts). I get her into the upstairs bathroom, get her on the stall. Panties hit the floor put my finger in her tight 20 yr old pussy, dick is so hard I could cut industrial diamonds with it. Bitch turns around and asks if I have a condom on. I fucking forgot it at home. FML. Bitch gets creeped out and turned off, I try to salvage and grope. We go downstairs to find one and none of my friends have any. Finally I get a random fat ass to give me one. Good guy. Start making out with the friend again and get re cockblocked hard by her friends. She started acting stupid by dancing with her friends so I got pissed and cut.

I kinda lost my groove. I danced with other girls but its not the same to downgrade from a nine. I could tell the girls wanted me but they were too self concious to be seen with me after the animalistic display I put on for half of jerusalem to see free of charge.

Ive never been so close to smashing pristine pussy and have it slip away. It really rattled me. I couldnt recover and the shame of taking a 6 home after the loss was too much to bear. I went home empty handed. Very unlucky. Moral of the story is to always bring condoms!

Post: #2

(((condoms)))

Post: #3

"I just got tested, we good"

Post: #4

Blowjob

Post: #5

Still, you never know how things would have turned out if you did raw dog that slut in the club bathroom without a condom, you could have gotten something that would have put you out of the game for a while, maybe it was actually good luck. I know it sucks that you forgot the condom, but when the past is past you can choose to take the better outlook just because, so long as you learn from your mistake, and I'm sure you'll bring one next time.

Post: #6

Buy a wallet with a coin purse. Always have a condom in your coin purse. Problem solved for the future.

P.S. glad you're realizing Birthright is an all-out fuckfest.

Post: #7

Despite not busting my nut, I did gain huge social status within the group. One of the girls filmed some of the show and took pics, she did me a solid favor posting it in the group chat for the few who missed it. All the guys say I'm a legend and want to party with me post trip.

Only problem is that now the girls don't want to be seen as whores for getting slain by me. They're extra chatty though and everyone is talking about it.

How do I go about getting the few salvageable girls in my group to be dtf after my new found Rep?

Prayed for all of you at the Western Wall to get laid on demand by dimes

Post: #8

"Don't worry, I'll pull out."

Post: #9

Not an unlucky day, just one of life’s many lessons.

Post: #10

(01-01-2018 09:13 AM)Balls_Hang_Low Wrote:  Despite not busting my nut, I did gain huge social status within the group. One of the girls filmed some of the show and took pics, she did me a solid favor posting it in the group chat for the few who missed it. All the guys say I'm a legend and want to party with me post trip.

Only problem is that now the girls don't want to be seen as whores for getting slain by me. They're extra chatty though and everyone is talking about it.

How do I go about getting the few salvageable girls in my group to be dtf after my new found Rep?

Prayed for all of you at the Western Wall to get laid on demand by dimes

The key to social circle is discretion. Choose a few targets and isolate them from the rest of the group. Ask them to go out and explore the city at night or something. Then treat it like a date, escalate kino, and bring her to a private place (not sure what your logistics are).

Post: #11

OP you have a total of five posts, two of which are humble-brag threads about yourself that you started about how much of a badass you are and how all the girls want you. In your other thread you said everyone on your Israel trip hates you because you're an open Trump supporter and you "embody what they hate", whatever that means.

My advice is to chill out.

Post: #12

Update: conquered the israeli flag! Matched on tinder, invited me to an aikido class and I killed everyone sparring there. She took me to her place near tel aviv univeristy, hit it four times raw. Literally came in thirty seconds on all four occassions. Will just put it down to not having fucked or jacked off in twelve days. Hopefully never happens again, was quite embarrassing

Post: #13

Cool story bro, but everyone knows an Israeli 9 is an LA 5.

Someone's gotta fuck em and it ain't gonna be me