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I just wanted to wish any Talmudic or Reformed Jews on this forum a very Happy Hanukkah.

Feel free to post about your plans for the next eight days, or share some dreidel stories from your childhood.

Mazeltoff my brothers.

Aloha!

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I feel like we can do something great with this (((thread))).

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Source

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Here's the Hanukkah Zebra:



Aloha!

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Just found out that it was hanukkah browsing the internet:




Good holiday to y'all

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(12-12-2017 03:04 PM)Kona Wrote:  I just wanted to wish any Talmudic or Reformed Jews on this forum a very Happy Hanukkah.

Feel free to post about your plans for the next eight days, or share some dreidel stories from your childhood.

Mazeltoff my brothers.

Aloha!

You were so worried about poisoning Samseau's body, why are you trying to poison his mind?

Or is this for Forney?

#ON_TO_YOU

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I'm considering hosting a Hanukkah party at my house this Saturday.

If Samseau or Matt Forney want to share in my sader service that would kick ass. I'll smear some lamb blood over the door in hopes of that happening.

In fact, all of you are welcome.

Aloha!

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(12-12-2017 03:57 PM)blck Wrote:  Just found out that it was hanukkah browsing the internet:




Good holiday to y'all

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(12-12-2017 04:50 PM)Kona Wrote:  I'm considering hosting a Hanukkah party at my house this Saturday.

If Samseau or Matt Forney want to share in my sader service that would kick ass. I'll smear some lamb blood over the door in hopes of that happening.

In fact, all of you are welcome.

Aloha!

I think you mean seder, at least I hope you do.

I tried to search for the word sader on Google, but it keeps (((auto-correcting))) it to seder, so something is fishy here, not to kvetch.

I tried Google translate, and it recognizes the word sader as Portuguese, and translates it to the English word sader,

https://translate.google.com/#auto/en/sader

But I can't find sader in either the Portuguese or the English dictionary.

I am not saying you are controlled opposition, or Hawaisidic.

Only that if I go to Urban Dictionary, I find that sader is defined as:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sader

Quote:Sader: A very kind and fun loving character who is also a beast! They are very loyal and will do anything for their freinds even if it means making the ultimate sacrifice. They are usually very friendly. A Sader is very strong and cocky and can never be told they cant do something or they shall do it. A sader is also a little girl crazy and you will always wee them with at least one girl with him. A sader is a good guy but if you piss him off stay out of his way for he isnt easy to take down and he will fight to his last breath. He is also very protective.

This is you, isn't it? Except for the isn't easy to take down part.

I also found sader on the Elder Scrolls wiki.

http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Sader

No idea what that is.

All I know is you are up to something involving either Jewish subversion or self aggrandizement and self promotion.

I finally found sade if not sader in an English dictionary, and we all know who he was and what he stood for.

Is this you?

What are you trying to say?

Out with it man!

Enough with your subliminals and your Menehune mind tricks.

There aren't any lambs to get lamb's blood from on the islands either, is there?

If you had said leper's blood you might have got me.

I am not sure whether I have seen through you completely or you are confusing me with a deeper reality.

It is a mind fuck, that is what it is.

#MeToo

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(((They))) want you to watch porn.

(12-12-2017 03:57 PM)blck Wrote:  Just found out that it was hanukkah browsing the internet:




Good holiday to y'all

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Everyone needs to kick back at least once in a while.

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Hannukah party!

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(12-12-2017 04:50 PM)Kona Wrote:  I'm considering hosting a Hanukkah party at my house this Saturday.

If Samseau or Matt Forney want to share in my sader service that would kick ass. I'll smear some lamb blood over the door in hopes of that happening.

In fact, all of you are welcome.

Aloha!

There is no seder on Hanukkah--that is on Passover!

And I really wish the porn sites wouldn't put menorahs on their website. It certainly doesn't help dispel the idea that porn is a Jewish psy-op.

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Ah, Hanukah, a chance for families everywhere to gather around the oven.













...what? It's wonderful to smell Granddad's matzo balls as they smoke and cook.

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

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Thanks for the holiday (((((((((((((wishes)))))))))))))) goyim!!! I'm making latkes, lighting a menora, getting presents, and plotting world subterfuge. Honestly I do appreciate the holiday wishes though.

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You see, if you met a halfie who celebrated Hanukkah and Christmas, they would brag about getting 9 days worth of gifts!

Talk about a deal!

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Some nice Jewish girls celebrating

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(12-12-2017 07:41 PM)Paracelsus Wrote:  Ah, Hanukah, a chance for families everywhere to gather around the oven.













...what? It's wonderful to smell Granddad's matzo balls as they smoke and cook.

Last time granddad put his balls into the oven it smelled like grilled pork into the whole building and the last lolocaust survivalist went out screaming that it was happening again.

Now to get him near a oven we have to set him up in a way he can't fight against

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(12-12-2017 03:04 PM)Kona Wrote:  I just wanted to wish any Talmudic or Reformed Jews on this forum a very Happy Hanukkah.

Feel free to post about your plans for the next eight days, or share some dreidel stories from your childhood.

Mazeltoff my brothers.

Aloha!

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(12-12-2017 11:43 PM)Disco_Volante Wrote:  Some nice Jewish girls celebrating

I love the way this video immediately specifies "18 year old", as if the viewer's first question is obviously whether it will be morally acceptable kosher to fap.

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In the spirit of inclusion







Almost forgot Ramadan

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(12-12-2017 11:43 PM)Disco_Volante Wrote:  Some nice Jewish girls celebrating

Literally, no girl in my school was as good looking as the worst looking girl in that video. Thankfully that changed when i left

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