Post: #26

This has only happened 6 or 7 times and happened last night.

Was texting a girl I never met in person. She was working, I was on my couch. Convince her to come over, we watched some Bill Burr and we ended up in my bedroom and fucked.

Whole ordeal took about an hour and a half to get the bang.

Post: #27

I definitely don't have the highest lay count on this site, but funny enough when I do get laid, I consider more than half the girls I've gotten with to be easy bangs, so I've always wondered if I sat down to think about it, which one I would consider the easiest.

I think the easiest had to be one girl I got with in Boracay. She was a late 20's Filipina down there with friends during the Laboracay party weekend. I get to this one event and I just walk in and buy my first drink. This gay Filipino notices I'm by myself so he introduces me to the girl. We basically say hi and dance a little bit. Then he encourages us to kiss.

Once we do, I feel like I have enough to take her out. I do, less than a half hour later we're back in my hotel and she's actually the one initiating the sex. We bang, she leaves, I smoke a nice cigarette on my deck to overlook Boracay. Best wingman I've ever had and it was my last night of a 6-week vacation in the Philippines. Thought it was a good way to end it.

Oh and I found out after we had sex that the girl didn't even know the guy. She literally just met him with her friend at the event and they were getting along a little bit before I showed up. Go figure.

Post: #28

Met a girl in SA, Met her at a bar. She didn't speak any english I barely spoke spanish so it was much more about body language/kino. She was a webcam girl (solid 8.5/9). Made very good money. I had her pay for everything except for the taxi back to her place. Layed then dipped out. All under 3 hours.

Post: #29

Sziget festival in Budapest. Music and party festival that lasts for an entire week.

Me and my pals were playing the Tour de France game, but then with points for getting kisses, notches, that kind of stuff. I just lost the yellow jersey because of my friend being able to pull a girl back to his tent around 10pm.

My game was off that night, probably from an amazing but tiring mountain stage (you can figure it out) the other night that sealed me the polka dot jersey. After a couple of mediocre attempts, I decide to leave it at that and go to sleep to be fresh for a new stage the next day.

As I'm walking back to my tent, I see this cute girl walking on her own and make eye contact. I stop her, ask her where she's going. She responds she is looking for her tent.

I maintain eye contact and say: "You should help me look for my tent instead".

She just looks me deadpan in the eyes for a couple of seconds, and then says with a thick German accent: "oh well, I'm drunk enough" and joins me.

As we enter my tent, a big 4 person one all for myself, she mumbles: "Wow, you live in a castle". 2 minutes later I was in balls deep.

Easiest lay, with one of the most funny girls I ever met. Reclaiming the yellow jersey was just a welcome bonus.