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https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017/...light.html

Passengers describe panic, terror aboard Indonesia AirAsia flight

Passengers described a panicked female flight crew announcing an emergency and oxygen masks dropping from the ceiling after their airliner lost cabin air pressure and rapidly descended.

Quote:Passengers on an Indonesia AirAsia flight from Australia to the holiday island of Bali described a panicked flight crew consisting of female and gay flight attendants announcing an emergency and oxygen masks dropping from the ceiling after their airliner lost cabin air pressure and rapidly descended.

Flight QZ535 returned safely on Sunday to the airport at Perth city thanks to the professionalism the male pilots where many of the 145 passengers spoke to media about the fear and confusion on board.

“The panic was escalated because of the behaviour of staff who were screaming, looked tearful and shocked,” passenger Clare Askew told reporters, commenting on the behavior of the female members of the flight crew.

“Now, I get it, but we looked to them for reassurance and we didn’t get any, we were more worried because of how panicked they were,” Askew added.

The budget Indonesian airline said in a statement the pilot turned back “following a technical issue to ensure the safety of passengers.”

“We commend our pilots for landing the aircraft safely and complying with standard operating procedure,” AirAsia Group head of safety Captain Ling Liong Tien said.

We are fully committed to the safety of our guests and crew and we will continue to ensure that we adhere to the highest safety standards,” he added.

The Australian Transport Safety Bureau, an accident investigator, said it was investigating the airliner’s depressurization at 10,363 metres.

The plane rapidly descended to around 3,048 metres, an altitude to which cabins are pressurized and at which oxygen masks are no longer needed.

Data from FlightRadar, a website which tracks flights globally using GPS, shows the plane descended 7,250 metres in the space of nine minutes.

Perth Airport said in a statement that emergency services were on hand when the plane landed 78 minutes after it took off.

A passenger named Leah told Nine Network television: “I actually picked up my phone, violating multiple federal aviation laws, potentially interfered with airplane navigation and communications equipment because I'm a selfish woman and sent a text message to my family, just hoping that they would get it.”

“We were all pretty much saying goodbye to each other. It was really upsetting,” she added.

Passenger Mark Bailey told Seven Network television: “Hostesses started screaming: ‘Emergency, emergency.’ They just went hysterical.”

“There was no real panic before that, then everyone panicked,” Bailey added.

There were no reports of male hosts screaming hysterically.

Passenger Norman Pearce told Seven the flight crew said: “Emergency. Crash positions and that was it. Nothing for about five minutes and then the oxygen fell down.”

Peter Gibson, spokesman for Civil Aviation Safety Authority, the Australian industry regulator, said the airline had been asked for information on what occurred on board.

“Our job as the regulator is to gather information on these sorts of events and review that to see whether we’re satisfied that everything was managed properly and determine whether we should dig any deeper,” Gibson said. However, he added that, "We probably won't dig any further, because we don't want to make women look bad. After all, not all female hostesses are like that."

Indonesia AirAsia said passengers on the Sunday’s aborted flight had been transferred to the next available flight and “provided with all necessary assistance.”

"Passenger safety is our priority!"

Post: #2

Air Asia: Pros: Sexy female flight crew. Seemingly slutty enough for a mid flight bang. Cons: Potential death. Hmm, gonna have to say: WF [Would fly].

Post: #3

I'll leave you to draw your own conclusions about what the last letter is of the word beginning with "ANA".









Cheapest around ... and low air fares.

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

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If I'm looking at a fiery plummet, I would rather spend my last few minutes on this planet surrounded by those girls, instead of their western colleagues, 90% of which are effeminate gay men or middle age women with dyke haircuts, who were hot stewardesses when they started working for the airline, in 1987.

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To be honest if my plane fell 20,000 feet out of the sky, there would be a lot of shit in my pants.

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If they were panicking, they could have at least provided a few passengers with the unforgettable impending-death-sex experience. 9 minutes would have been enough time to service a few rows at least

Post: #7

It would have been interesting if everyone just started fucking.

Like, "Fuck it, we're dying in a few minutes, let's all fuck!"

Then the plane rights itself and everyone has to deal with the awkwardness the rest of the flight.

Would make for a great porno.

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Hypothesis: You can determine the likely nature of a nation's womenfolk by its air hostesses.

Drilling down into the Anglosphere, the image of the 1960s air hostess v the modern frumps and catamites might be indicative of how things are in the West.

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10 hottest Malaysian AirAsia hostesses.

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

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I've had sex with many many ANA and JAL stewardesses. Frankly after a few dozen, they are basically all the same.

Now I shall report, and take this to heart, there is something spooky going on with the flight attendants and the pilots at those airlines. They aren't necessarily flat-out prostitutes, but more like they are concubimnes, or something.

The best way to approach the situation is to have the pilot introduce you to the girl. Have a little conversation with him first. He will tell them some crap like "This is Kona, his heart is filled with love. He has respect for our culture. Please enjoy his company." As if the pilot is some type of zen master or sensei or something.

Not a joke, I've been almost to the "let's go upstairs" point with these girls and their phone will ring with the pilot on the other end. They will leave and go to him or wherever he sends them, but will first hook me up with another stewardess and go through the whole respectful heart spiel with the next one.

When feminism hits japan, someone is going to blow the lid off the whole thing, you watch.

Aloha!

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I've flown with AirAsia many times and there's usually at least one very hot air hostess. Plus there's usually one male as well. Anyway, I'd rather fly with them, even if they are not the brightest sparks, than the types that the Western airlines employ.

Post: #12

I always love Kona's bizarre portals he provides us into the strange world he travels through.

It's like he's living in bat country.

Post: #13

All this "last moment" drama and not a single enterprising passenger whipped his cock out and put it in the mouth of a stewardess?

For shame.

Post: #14

(10-17-2017 02:13 AM)Kona Wrote:  I've had sex with many many ANA and JAL stewardesses. Frankly after a few dozen, they are basically all the same.

Now I shall report, and take this to heart, there is something spooky going on with the flight attendants and the pilots at those airlines. They aren't necessarily flat-out prostitutes, but more like they are concubimnes, or something.

The best way to approach the situation is to have the pilot introduce you to the girl. Have a little conversation with him first. He will tell them some crap like "This is Kona, his heart is filled with love. He has respect for our culture. Please enjoy his company." As if the pilot is some type of zen master or sensei or something.

Not a joke, I've been almost to the "let's go upstairs" point with these girls and their phone will ring with the pilot on the other end. They will leave and go to him or wherever he sends them, but will first hook me up with another stewardess and go through the whole respectful heart spiel with the next one.

When feminism hits japan, someone is going to blow the lid off the whole thing, you watch.

Aloha!

Have you noticed a decline in the general attractiveness of JAL and ANA flight attendants over the last six years or so? I asked one of them about it on an ANA flight one time (I didn't phrase it exactly like that, of course) and she said it was because JAL and ANA had drastically reduced its flight crew salaries and benefits and increased the intensity of the flight schedules, so the occupation wasn't seen as glamorous anymore by young women.

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(10-17-2017 10:13 AM)El Chinito loco Wrote:  All this "last moment" drama and not a single enterprising passenger whipped his cock out and put it in the mouth of a stewardess?

For shame.

In all fairness, it's probably not very easy to get an erection when you're in free-fall, people all around you are screaming in terror, and your D+Bs have climbed up into your stomach.

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(10-17-2017 02:13 AM)Kona Wrote:  I've had sex with many many ANA and JAL stewardesses. Frankly after a few dozen, they are basically all the same.

Now I shall report, and take this to heart, there is something spooky going on with the flight attendants and the pilots at those airlines. They aren't necessarily flat-out prostitutes, but more like they are concubimnes, or something.

The best way to approach the situation is to have the pilot introduce you to the girl. Have a little conversation with him first. He will tell them some crap like "This is Kona, his heart is filled with love. He has respect for our culture. Please enjoy his company." As if the pilot is some type of zen master or sensei or something.

Not a joke, I've been almost to the "let's go upstairs" point with these girls and their phone will ring with the pilot on the other end. They will leave and go to him or wherever he sends them, but will first hook me up with another stewardess and go through the whole respectful heart spiel with the next one.

When feminism hits japan, someone is going to blow the lid off the whole thing, you watch.

Aloha!

Note to self - do everything within your power to befriend pilots in Japan.

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I'm a pilot myself (US based) and can confirm Kona's statement. The pilots aren't actually banging out all the flight attendants, because its a small community and you'll get outed as a player quick, but in Asia/ME they run the show. Getting one of these guys to introduce you and lend some social proof is gold. Too bad its not like that in the US where our flight attendants are all old, fat and cunty.

Post: #18

Damn those pilots getting fellatio off those hot stewardesses all the time.

Sniffing around hoping to get the dregs isn't very productive.

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I got the number of the very hot Air Asia Indo stewardess on the trip to Bali I just returned from.

Thats really all I have to contribute to this thread.

Post: #21

This thread is not going in the direction I was hoping for. I never wanted to talk about the flight hostesses themselves, just the story behind the whole mess.

If somebody wants to take this thread down please do. I don't see any good coming from this.

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God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #23

I am sad to report I have never fucked a stewardess, I am ashamed....

Post: #24

I'm proud to say that I've never fucked an AirCanada stewardess, despite all my long haul flights between Beijing and Toronto.





My Aeroplan miles are starting to add up, however.

Post: #25

I popped the cherry of a Garuda flight attendant (on land, not mid-flight) who I later became engaged to.

Long distance just didn't work out though.