Can't believe no mention of rams hc sean Mcvay's Ukrainian gf veronika khomyn! You can totally tell from the facial expressions hes enjoying every fuckin minute of that. Being hes from Dayton ohio and probably never ventured to eastern europe just based on his career alone, he probably didn't know whether to shit or go blind when he came across that. Apparently she was with him long before he took a head coaching job as well. This is what i like to see. Just on optics and stats alone. Good looking former college athlete and youngest current nfl coach (33), with a woman (28) where both parties are with a high smv individual. WB
The halftime show and commercials were a sad reminder of how far our culture has fallen.
However, I am looking forward to the triggering from the Pats' Oval Office visit and Super Bowl LXX, when President Tom Brady watches John Moynahan (bastard son) battle Ben Brady (legitimate son). Vice President Peyton Manning will scowl when POTUS Brady trolls him about Marshal (son) and Arch (nephew) Manning choking away the Conference Championships 2 weeks earlier...
Rams not winning is good, since they had no business being in the SB anyway. But damn, can the Patriots ever get ONE convincing victory? They always seem to squeeze out a win by the barest of margins or choke completely.
(02-04-2019 09:51 AM)TheBowery Wrote: However, I am looking forward to the triggering from the Pats' Oval Office visit and Super Bowl LXX, when President Tom Brady watches John Moynahan (bastard son) battle Ben Brady (legitimate son). Vice President Peyton Manning will scowl when POTUS Brady trolls him about Marshal (son) and Arch (nephew) Manning choking away the Conference Championships 2 weeks earlier...
Mcvay is kind of a joke. His grandfather was GM of the 49ers a long time, and got him his first "coaching job" in the fucking nfl when he was like 22 years old as an assistant to Jon Gruden. So by the time he's 30 he had all this "experience" on his resume of jobs he had been appointed to. An absurd amount of nepotism.
(02-04-2019 01:38 PM)Disco_Volante Wrote: Mcvay is kind of a joke. His grandfather was GM of the 49ers a long time, and got him his first "coaching job" in the fucking nfl when he was like 22 years old as an assistant to Jon Gruden. So by the time he's 30 he had all this "experience" on his resume of jobs he had been appointed to. An absurd amount of nepotism.
That's how he got his opportunity but he's done a damn good job at each of his stops to work his way up.
(02-04-2019 01:38 PM)Disco_Volante Wrote: Mcvay is kind of a joke. His grandfather was GM of the 49ers a long time, and got him his first "coaching job" in the fucking nfl when he was like 22 years old as an assistant to Jon Gruden. So by the time he's 30 he had all this "experience" on his resume of jobs he had been appointed to. An absurd amount of nepotism.
NFL coaching is no different from most professions, really; connections get you places. Belichick's dad was an NFL coach for decades, and Bill got his first gig in college, then the pros largely due to him (the unparalleled football vision too, but connections helped). Bill's been a head coach for 24 seasons (plus those "stints" with the Jets), but he got his first NFL job in 1975 when he was 23 years old.
(02-04-2019 10:59 AM)TigerMandingo Wrote: Rams not winning is good, since they had no business being in the SB anyway. But damn, can the Patriots ever get ONE convincing victory? They always seem to squeeze out a win by the barest of margins or choke completely.
The Pats' actually won by the largest margin of points in a super bowl than they ever have.
I noticed unprecedented levels of wokeness in the commercials. Here are the ones that stood out to me:
Bumble: I wrote about this earlier, so I'll expand briefly on my comment. Serena Williams, who looks like Evander Holyfield, is the spokeswoman for empowered female users of dating app Bumble. In the novel 1984, the ruling party makes its subjects repeat that 2 + 2 = 5; reason being that if you can make people repeat something that is clearly untrue, then you have complete power over them. The Superbowl's audience are largely white men who don't think Serena Williams is remotely attractive or desirable. But we're supposed to sit through that brainwashing sesh and then sign up for Bumble with the image of Queen Serena burned into our psyche. How dare we look for beautiful white women (or for that matter, beautiful women of any race) to partner and reproduce with? "Women of all body and facial types are attractive you fucking racists".
Pepsi: Nerdy pathetic white man Steve Carrell has autistic tantrum over the value of Pepsi, then attractive black woman/filthy whore turned "musician" Cardi B pops in and confirms in her cool, urban way that yes, Pepsi is a superior product to Coke.
Devour (frozen dinners): Pathetic white male unable to feed self or function properly gets fed quality frozen dinners by his wise and patient wife.
Expensify(business expensing app/software): Annoying white loser (actor Adam Scott) wants powerful/obnoxiously rich black rapper 2 Chainz to fill out expense sheets, but 2 Chainz "ain't got time fo' dat sheeit" or whatever the fuck he raps.
Michelob Ultra Pure: Attractive mixed race woman performs ASMR into the microphone, talking about purity and cleanliness from a mountain wilderness setting. So, if you want your basic emotional needs met, you should turn to ASMR instead of getting an actual woman, and make sure you associate mixed race women with "purity" and "cleanliness".
Audi: Nerdy white cubicle worker daydreams about his dad buying him a high end Audi, until he chokes on a cashew and his black female coworker needs to perform the heimlich, saving his life.
The Neighborhood (TV series): New sitcom where white couple move into black neighborhood and become fish out of water. Their cool and wise black neighbors show great tolerance and restraint dealing with these clueless interlopers. White woman's mother is an ignorant racist.
The Twilight Zone (TV series): There was nothing ostensibly "woke" about the ad but given its focus on creator Jordan Peele I can imagine it will reflect the same themes as his other work.
Hanna(TV series): A young girl gets trained as an assassin or ninja or something by a male mentor in the wilderness. Then she winds up pursued by evil white men (presumably they want her for her power and strength). She beats up lots of white male soldiers using her superior talent and training. She appears to be close with a young black man.
So in other news I didn't miss anything except mindless propaganda. I've never even heard of half of those brands you mentioned.
I hope the NFL is dead. For those who don't know the owners mooch off of taxpayers by making us pay for their ugly ass stadiums. Don't get me started on the kneeling bullshit. You're on the clock so act like a professional. If I were to wear my MAGA hat to work I'd be fired the next day.
Only respect I have for the NFL is Brady. He apparently hasn't forgotten he got passed multiple rounds and could be flipping burgers. Like anything in life opportunities always abound but it's up to you to capitalize.
Edit:
Some funny ass guy registered as "Tom Brady" today LMAO!!!
No hate on the dude above with the hot piece but he is leaning in a few times and she is Platinum THOT material. Only thing going for him is fame and fortune with her.
(02-04-2019 09:24 AM)JoeSomebody Wrote: Can't believe no mention of rams hc sean Mcvay's Ukrainian gf veronika khomyn! You can totally tell from the facial expressions hes enjoying every fuckin minute of that. Being hes from Dayton ohio and probably never ventured to eastern europe just based on his career alone, he probably didn't know whether to shit or go blind when he came across that. Apparently she was with him long before he took a head coaching job as well. This is what i like to see. Just on optics and stats alone. Good looking former college athlete and youngest current nfl coach (33), with a woman (28) where both parties are with a high smv individual. WB
He should have married a nice midwestern Irish Catholic woman instead, this import is going to divorce-rape him within 5-10 years, the hamster is strong in her.
100% correct 911, I concur. She is probably his first "exotic" flavor/hottest he's gotten combo and he probably in a way still pinches himself. My advice to him, enjoy the ride because it probably won't last too long. While all women worldwide have a manipulative gene (it's encoded in their DNA being the weaker sex as we all know), he probably has little idea how ruthless high-value Slavic women from the FSU are. Becky the bitchy/nasty high school cheerleader from central Ohio is nowhere near the same level as this chick. I suggest a trip to the RVF forum for Mr. McVay to potentially save himself years down the road...
(02-04-2019 01:38 PM)Disco_Volante Wrote: Mcvay is kind of a joke. His grandfather was GM of the 49ers a long time, and got him his first "coaching job" in the fucking nfl when he was like 22 years old as an assistant to Jon Gruden. So by the time he's 30 he had all this "experience" on his resume of jobs he had been appointed to. An absurd amount of nepotism.
Most men in the US would not be able to make it into the NFL. What makes this female think that she has the athletic ability to outperform MOST men?
It seems as though females are getting the push for more roles in traditionally male spaces. From high level executive positions, assistant coaches and even referees.
Will there be a "Rooney Rule" for women?
There are many good reasons why I stopped watching football.
(02-04-2019 02:49 PM)Repo Wrote: I mean, it's not like getting outcoached by the (possibly) best coach of all time makes you a shit coach.
He's a good coach but... He's an "Offensive genius" whose team put up 3 points in the biggest game of the season. That's gotta hurt him a lot.
Of course it hurts him but let's be realistic Brady only put up 13 (and a couple of those drives were propped up by the refs), and nobody is saying Belichick isn't a genius.
Hes super young and this is a learning experience. I say give him more time. It's not like hes working with a QB of Bradys caliber.
Anyway I bet right now the NFL is trying to figure out how to make it even harder for teams to play defense..... maybe they'll stop allowing you to touch receivers at the line of scrimmage next. I'm sure a ridiculous rule change will be pushed shortly.