Here's the blonde you wanted.

(06-02-2014 06:02 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  This thread is NOT WHO YOU WOULD WACK OFF AT ONLINE but if you would STICK YOUR ACTUAL PENIS IN IF SHE PICKED YOU UP WHILE WALKING DOWN THE ROAD.

Commentators: Consider this quote before mentioning if you'd bang or not.

WYB?

(06-04-2014 01:13 AM)xpatplayer Wrote:  

WYB?

yes, a bad bitch huh

(06-02-2014 06:13 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  Here's the blonde you wanted.

Would bang Mona Barthel

Ew..

Found it on craigslist with "Need Tongue". Figured I'd post it here and see what people said.

(06-04-2014 01:59 AM)pheonix500000 Wrote:  

(06-04-2014 01:13 AM)xpatplayer Wrote:  

WYB?

yes, a bad bitch huh

Setting aside the implied personality I don't understand why she would be borderline. She's got a tight figure and is young with an eh face.

(06-04-2014 02:18 PM)Slacker101 Wrote:  Found it on craigslist with "Need Tongue". Figured I'd post it here and see what people said.

Aside from the fact that she probably has had a thousand dicks, yeah, probably.

(06-04-2014 02:20 PM)Slacker101 Wrote:  

(06-04-2014 01:59 AM)pheonix500000 Wrote:  

(06-04-2014 01:13 AM)xpatplayer Wrote:  

WYB?

yes, a bad bitch huh

Setting aside the implied personality I don't understand why she would be borderline. She's got a tight figure and is young with an eh face.

Just messaged her on POF. If it comes to it, I'll make her wear a bag over her head.

(06-02-2014 01:33 PM)AneroidOcean Wrote:  

(05-31-2014 08:45 PM)Korosh Wrote:  

(05-31-2014 08:11 PM)assman Wrote:  

real or PS?
but yea I think I would, yea, I would, but probably just up her ass as I grab her hair.

It's an obvious photoshop of Kristen Hager from a photoshoot. Here's the original:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iAam4JZk_Sg/UT...19_big.jpg

I absolutely would not fuck the photoshop version. The non photoshopped one? Absolutely, but I'd vastly prefer her ass be between reality and the photoshop version. PS version WAY too much ass. Too disproportionate.

I with you bro. It's a matter of personal taste but an ass that big is a definite turn off to me. I would however let her give me a smokie. Id just close my eyes and pretend it's the non PS version until I nutted

(06-04-2014 04:59 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

(06-02-2014 01:33 PM)AneroidOcean Wrote:  

(05-31-2014 08:45 PM)Korosh Wrote:  

(05-31-2014 08:11 PM)assman Wrote:  

real or PS?
but yea I think I would, yea, I would, but probably just up her ass as I grab her hair.

It's an obvious photoshop of Kristen Hager from a photoshoot. Here's the original:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iAam4JZk_Sg/UT...19_big.jpg

I absolutely would not fuck the photoshop version. The non photoshopped one? Absolutely, but I'd vastly prefer her ass be between reality and the photoshop version. PS version WAY too much ass. Too disproportionate.

I with you bro. It's a matter of personal taste but an ass that big is a definite turn off to me. I would however let her give me a smokie. Id just close my eyes and pretend it's the non PS version until I nutted

From my two decades of existance on earth, I observed only black people are attracted to monstrous ass like that. Probably also a black guy that did the photoshop by putting a black ass on a white girl.

(06-04-2014 08:33 PM)turuk Wrote:  

(06-04-2014 04:59 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

(06-02-2014 01:33 PM)AneroidOcean Wrote:  

(05-31-2014 08:45 PM)Korosh Wrote:  

(05-31-2014 08:11 PM)assman Wrote:  

real or PS?
but yea I think I would, yea, I would, but probably just up her ass as I grab her hair.

It's an obvious photoshop of Kristen Hager from a photoshoot. Here's the original:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iAam4JZk_Sg/UT...19_big.jpg

I absolutely would not fuck the photoshop version. The non photoshopped one? Absolutely, but I'd vastly prefer her ass be between reality and the photoshop version. PS version WAY too much ass. Too disproportionate.

I with you bro. It's a matter of personal taste but an ass that big is a definite turn off to me. I would however let her give me a smokie. Id just close my eyes and pretend it's the non PS version until I nutted

From my two decades of existance on earth, I observed only black people are attracted to monstrous ass like that. Probably also a black guy that did the photoshop by putting a black ass on a white girl.

Perhaps you should wait for a third decade before making your observations. I'm not black and would bury my face and cock in that ass.

(06-04-2014 08:44 PM)assman Wrote:  

(06-04-2014 08:33 PM)turuk Wrote:  

(06-04-2014 04:59 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

(06-02-2014 01:33 PM)AneroidOcean Wrote:  

(05-31-2014 08:45 PM)Korosh Wrote:  real or PS?
but yea I think I would, yea, I would, but probably just up her ass as I grab her hair.

It's an obvious photoshop of Kristen Hager from a photoshoot. Here's the original:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iAam4JZk_Sg/UT...19_big.jpg

I absolutely would not fuck the photoshop version. The non photoshopped one? Absolutely, but I'd vastly prefer her ass be between reality and the photoshop version. PS version WAY too much ass. Too disproportionate.

I with you bro. It's a matter of personal taste but an ass that big is a definite turn off to me. I would however let her give me a smokie. Id just close my eyes and pretend it's the non PS version until I nutted

From my two decades of existance on earth, I observed only black people are attracted to monstrous ass like that. Probably also a black guy that did the photoshop by putting a black ass on a white girl.

Perhaps you should wait for a third decade before making your observations. I'm not black and would bury my face and cock in that ass.

Amen

meh, I like her REAL ass better (I have no problems with smashing the huge ass).

no matter, as Assman stated above "would bury my face and cock in that ass

(06-04-2014 08:33 PM)turuk Wrote:  From my two decades of existance on earth, I observed only black people are attracted to monstrous ass like that. Probably also a black guy that did the photoshop by putting a black ass on a white girl.

56 posts in and already race-baiting. Tsk Tsk

There is nothing wrong with liking a monstrous ass like that. More power to you. I'm just saying most Caucasian males are not attracted in that although there are exceptions. That picture is photoshoped anyhow. If you like an ass like that, you have to look for black women.

(06-04-2014 08:59 PM)xpatplayer Wrote:  

(06-04-2014 08:33 PM)turuk Wrote:  From my two decades of existance on earth, I observed only black people are attracted to monstrous ass like that. Probably also a black guy that did the photoshop by putting a black ass on a white girl.

56 posts in and already race-baiting. Tsk Tsk

I don't think he's race baiting bro. Black guys probably agree with him too.

I tried to hook up my bro with a girl and here is how the conversation went down:

McCoy: I know a girl whose an well known night rider! I'll hook you up.

Bro: What race is she?

McCoy: does it matter?

Bro: How big is her booty?

McCoy: Uhhh...j-

Bro: Do she got a booty?

McCoy: Just wait till you see her.

Bro: Answer the damn question.

hahaha, I'm with Turuk on that

WYB?

^^^ sure I'd bang. it'd be a notch for notches sake... she looks hella bland

(06-04-2014 09:15 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  

(06-04-2014 08:59 PM)xpatplayer Wrote:  

(06-04-2014 08:33 PM)turuk Wrote:  From my two decades of existance on earth, I observed only black people are attracted to monstrous ass like that. Probably also a black guy that did the photoshop by putting a black ass on a white girl.

56 posts in and already race-baiting. Tsk Tsk

I don't think he's race baiting bro. Black guys probably agree with him too.

I tried to hook up my bro with a girl and here is how the conversation went down:

McCoy: I know a girl whose an well known night rider! I'll hook you up.

Bro: What race is she?

McCoy: does it matter?

Bro: How big is her booty?

McCoy: Uhhh...j-

Bro: Do she got a booty?

McCoy: Just wait till you see her.

Bro: Answer the damn question.

hahaha, I'm with Turuk on that

I noticed that if you have a politically incorrect opinion you immediately get labeled as flamer on this forum. Maybe that is an American thing. Here is Europe people can speak their mind as long as it is descent. I'm just sharing my decades of observation. Nothing more. Everybody can draw their own conclusion what they like. I'm not forced to like black ass.

(06-01-2014 07:55 AM)assman Wrote:  

(05-31-2014 10:23 PM)xpatplayer Wrote:  El Mech needs admin power over this thread. Most guys who wouldn't smash bigass blonde are likely gay.

While I think guys would be nuts not to want to bang that bigass blonde, some guys would probably be turned off by her shape - if the pic is real and not photoshopped, she has an unusual fat distribution. I forget what the condition is called, but I've very rarely seen it; one girl in her 20s I sort of knew had it, and it was more extreme than this blonde. Huge hips and ass and a small/thin upper body. Needless to say, she was very self-conscious about it.

I know, and banged, a chick like this. Very odd as from the waist up she was banging, nice frame (no large ribcage or fat), great tits, good looking, long blonde hair. Everything looked and felt great.

Hips and ass? Fucking huge. So big she basically waddled. No cottage cheese going on, but just wayyyyy too big.

Banged the hell out of her several times but would never see her in public. Hitting it from behind was really odd. You see this almost dainty girl attached to this monstrosity of an ass you'd expect on some 300 pounder. Abandoned doggie after first time.

Not saying they are common, but you do see broads similar to this fairly often in WI. Most are not as pretty in the face.

Edit-Now that I think about it, have banged a couple like this. Mental block on the other one as she basically wanted to get married after the first night. lolzzzz

^My bad. Guess I'm hanging out with too many PC people.

(05-25-2014 10:16 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  how about this

Yep, definitely. Higher than average chance of there being piercings in other, more intimate areas.

Would hit everyone in the last two pages except the blonde girl at #2926.