Post: #26

Now that I'm older, I will not fuck a woman who has just taken a shit. She can blow me or uber is right around the block.

Aloha!

Post: #27

My sides.

I'm guessing she failed to calculate the sticky-factor when she tossed it and it kind of just slopped off of her hand and into the gap.

The look on her face would have been more priceless than the Mona Lisa.

Post: #28

It's a modern love story: Boy matches with girl on Tinder, they go on a date, he takes a massive dump in her toilet and tries to unclog it.

Romcom of the decade.

Post: #29

If you back up the toilet at someone's house with no plunger available, look for liquid hand soap.

Dump some in the toilet and wait about five minutes and flush again.

The soap lubricates the shit so it will flush away.

If it is still clogged, find a way to dump hot water in the toilet, as it can have the same effect. Use the trash can or something.

If it's still clogged, kick the door open and run like hell.

Find a new job or new friends. You just left their toilet full of hot soapy shit soup, you asshole.




Credit: Chive article

Post: #30

True story (holy shit, it's all coming back to me now)



I once found myself in a similar situation with a high school girlfriend when I was at her parent's house. They had one of those tiny bins next to the toilet for used feminine hygiene products. "What's the harm" I thought. "We're the only ones here and after I smash it a few more times I'll come collect the bin and toss the bastard out into the bush.

Anyway, it turns out that after you smash a chick a few times you can get a bit tired and forgetful.

Later that week she informed me that her mum requested "if the toilet isn't flushing then please just leave it in the bowl.

Post: #31

(09-06-2017 02:38 PM)NomadofEU Wrote:  

Quote:"We had a lovely night on the second date but it's too early to say if she's the one. But we got on very very well and she's a lovely girl," he said.

No, she's the "two's"

Post: #32

I thought this was a fake story since it sounded similar to the story with the chick putting poop in her purse.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/javiermoreno/pe....pmRPayXE3