Post: #101

(10-28-2018 09:00 PM)pazuk123 Wrote:  Let's see; varying degrees of bizarreness...

-Was banging a girl bent over the counter in my kitchen, moved to have her pressed up against the refrigerator and for some reason then decided to open the freezer door and hold her head in the freezer by her hair while dominating her from behind

-This girl that was really into fitness, fake tits but kinda muscular would always come over and blow me. I banged her a handful of times but I really wasn't attracted to her. She'd come over, we'd be on the couch, and she'd get down on her knees and blow me while I was watching tv. One of the times she came over, once she got down on her knees I told her I'd only give her my dick if she spent the rest of the evening on her knees until she left. She did.

-This is more fucked up than bizarre but when I was away at college, I got a call (pre-cell phones) from one of my friends that he was in the car behind the girl I was long distance dating in a Taco Bell drive thru and she was making out with some guy in the car she was in. I asked her and she came clean (he knew who I was and that we were dating). The guy was some clown local musician. When I transferred schools back home, I was working at a restaurant and the musician guy and his live-in girlfriend both worked there. Over the course of a few months I completely seduced and manipulated her to the point of her falling in love with me. The first time we ever fucked was in their bed. After sex, she went to the bathroom. I took the condom wrapper and ripped it into pieces and stuffed it into his pillowcase. Of course they were broken up the next day and I told her I didn't want to see her anymore and that she was just a prop. She ratted me out and when I saw him next he asked me why I'd do that and I told him that I hold grudges.

-I had sex with my pediatrician's daughter 20 years after he was my doctor. Matched on Tinder and on the date she mentioned her Dad was a doctor, I asked what kind and she said pediatrician. When she told me his name I didn't flinch. Same night lay and after sex I casually said, by the way, your Dad was my pediatrician.

-Had sex with 4 girls in 3 days without showering once.

-Driving home to Maryland from the Outer Banks, NC at night with the girl I was dating, I was physically driving and I made the girl straddle get on top of me and fuck me while I drove. She was like 5'2' 100 pounds with huge tits. Probably not safe these days.

Thought of another one, recent. A couple months ago I was fucking this girl. She was on top riding me and all of a sudden I smelled the worst smell ever. She. Shit. On. Me. It was all down on my leg. I about threw up. She said "well I guess you fucked the shit out of me" and kinda laughed it off. I was so grossed out. Never saw her again. Has anyone one ever had that happen to them? I wish I would've thought about something in the moment like smearing it on her but honestly I was just so ill from the smell.

Post: #102

(02-11-2018 02:51 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  Banged a girlfriend with a .45 caliber pistol once while we were drunk.

She was a tad sore in the morning.

Did you shoot your load?

Post: #103

(10-28-2018 09:33 PM)pazuk123 Wrote:  Thought of another one, recent. A couple months ago I was fucking this girl. She was on top riding me and all of a sudden I smelled the worst smell ever. She. Shit. On. Me. It was all down on my leg. I about threw up. She said "well I guess you fucked the shit out of me" and kinda laughed it off. I was so grossed out. Never saw her again. Has anyone one ever had that happen to them? I wish I would've thought about something in the moment like smearing it on her but honestly I was just so ill from the smell.

I once fucked a very, very fat female with an ostomy bag. It was not pleasant.

Post: #104

Well I don´t know.
But recently I was banging 11 years older plate and we did unplanned anal and she asked my if I am not dirty, I just wanted to say I don´t know, but before I finished the sentence she put him to mouth. After the bang, she went to bathroom and I found out, I actually am dirty. But maybe it happened later, I don´t know...

Post: #105

Awwww fuck vlad. Goddamn bro.

I've fucked some fat chicks too I'm not proud. Something about that shit bag though makes me wanna hurl more than usual at the thought

Post: #106

   

Related to this, came across this guy (Blake Beckford) who has an ostomy bag. Afterwards gets himself into shape and competes in bodybuilding and as a male model.

Then -- after turning his life around -- the poor bastard randomly gets a progressive brain disorder unrelated to his original condition.

https://www.brainandspine.org.uk/support...es-story/#

This is how the universe trolls you.

Post: #107

(10-29-2018 01:10 PM)Eugenics Wrote:  Awwww fuck vlad. Goddamn bro.

I've fucked some fat chicks too I'm not proud. Something about that shit bag though makes me wanna hurl more than usual at the thought

It was pretty bad. I could smell it. Although it was feint it was unmistakable. She put a towel over herself but still. Anyway I won't be doing that shit again.

Post: #108

A first date with a girl, the studious and ambitious college student type. We start off with a couple of drinks. Before we know it I am peeing in her face and mouth--neither of us had done this before--and we are having anal sex in the park. Pretty much anything goes. I know it sounds trashy but it felt dignified at the time.

Ironically, the fact that she was willing do to absolutely anything almost made it a turnoff.

Post: #109

(02-12-2018 11:32 PM)Stakes Is High Wrote:  She is vegan, feminist-empowerment-above-all, , in year 7 of university, having changed between 5 or 6 liberal-arts nonsense specializations, ranging from hawaiian studies to sustainability.

Aloha!

Post: #110

"Bizarre" is a very relative term. I had peed some girls' mouths, i did breath play fantasy on them and spanked them with my belt. At the time(15 years ago) these things are considered kinky but today they're ordinary and even boring