Post: #1

I'm starting to wonder if I am not nasty enough with these lizards sexually.

A lot of you guys seem to be up for doing the wildest shyt and I am wondering if I'm just too squeamish.

For instance, I do not sodomise my reptiles. I was offered this on a plate by a Canadian lizard a couple of years ago (she kept on begging for it almost every week and would toss my salad furiously to lure me in) but I still remember when I tried it with a former salamander back in the UK and the smell of dookey was a MAJOR Turn off.

I am usually sober when I slay my creatures, drink from time to time, don't smoke or take other shyt.

Is that a drawback in giving me the gall to get into that other shyt?

I am also extremely picking about bocattin so it's pretty much just power pounding and ass slapping.

But in North America, most lizards have graduated beyond that by the time they are halfway through high school.

My question is, how do you guys deal with the smell of dookey when you pummel the tradesman's entrance?
How do you deal with the pong of fish (slight or major) when you bo?

Or are you so high/drunk that you don't give a fcuk?

Cheers,

Post: #2

One more good thing about banging girls on the boat is that you can throw them in salty water and get them prepped.
If she comes out and still smells just throw her back in and find another one.

Otherwise try this. Start licking her ass cheeks and fill her ass crack with your saliva and have some fruity gum or candy in your mouth. The syrupy spit will neutralize the smell unless its extreme.
If that doesn't work tell her to hit the shower or trick her in there with you..

Post: #3

(09-01-2011 12:20 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  One more good thing about banging girls on the boat is that you can throw them in salty water and get them prepped.
If she comes out and still smells just throw her back in and find another one.

Otherwise try this. Start licking her ass cheeks and fill her ass crack with your saliva and have some fruity gum or candy in your mouth. The syrupy spit will neutralize the smell unless its extreme.
If that doesn't work tell her to hit the shower or trick her in there with you..

Is this in prelude to the sodomy or towards the act of munching minge?

Post: #4

(09-01-2011 12:28 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(09-01-2011 12:20 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  One more good thing about banging girls on the boat is that you can throw them in salty water and get them prepped.
If she comes out and still smells just throw her back in and find another one.

Otherwise try this. Start licking her ass cheeks and fill her ass crack with your saliva and have some fruity gum or candy in your mouth. The syrupy spit will neutralize the smell unless its extreme.
If that doesn't work tell her to hit the shower or trick her in there with you..

Is this in prelude to the sodomy or towards the act of munching minge?

Both..Last night I went down on this girl and made such a sloppy mess of her puss. I made her lick the mixed juices off my face which she said was gross but couldn't get enough of after a while.

Its kinda like perfume. You know how the same perfume smells different on girls?
Use your spit on her to make a fragrance that you enjoy. Some call it "the smell of sex"
The women I like the most are the ones where all the liquids have been mixed and you can smell that on her neck later and it drives me...Here comes round two..
I have a hard time typing my thoughts but, do you get it?

Some you will not mix well with..Ditch her

Post: #5

(09-01-2011 12:05 PM)Moma Wrote:  My question is, how do you guys deal with the smell of dookey when you pummel the tradesman's entrance?
How do you deal with the pong of fish (slight or major) when you bo?

I really hope you haven't ran into a foul smelling lizard. If you smell "dookey" as you say, or the "pong of fish", then you are fucking a soon to be corpse. Lizards who don't know how to pry their asses open and flush it out , or skin those lips back to get under hidden creases should be shot on site.

Post: #6

I used to think eating ass was nasty and my older brothers would tell me I'd get to liking the taste. A clean girl's ass is a beautiful thing to eat, idk its erotic to me and it just tastes like sex.

Post: #7

I'm doing rape game with this 20y. Spanish girl i'm staying at. She absolutely loves and can't get enough of it but personally i get a bit tired of slapping her in the face and choking her.
I think i did all freaky stuff there is to do in sex so far. I always say ; try everything and skip on the things you don't like later

Post: #8

"For instance, I do not sodomise my reptiles."

Post: #9

(09-02-2011 05:01 PM)Riker Wrote:  I used to think eating ass was nasty and my older brothers would tell me I'd get to liking the taste. A clean girl's ass is a beautiful thing to eat, idk its erotic to me and it just tastes like sex.

Bon appétit.

Post: #10

(09-03-2011 05:10 PM)jariel Wrote:  

(09-02-2011 05:01 PM)Riker Wrote:  I used to think eating ass was nasty and my older brothers would tell me I'd get to liking the taste. A clean girl's ass is a beautiful thing to eat, idk its erotic to me and it just tastes like sex.

Bon appétit.

Do I need to go to Brazil to find the coca cola bottle bodies like this? Skinny with a nice bubble ass

Post: #11

(09-01-2011 12:05 PM)Moma Wrote:  I'm starting to wonder if I am not nasty enough with these lizards sexually.

A lot of you guys seem to be up for doing the wildest shyt and I am wondering if I'm just too squeamish.

For instance, I do not sodomise my reptiles. I was offered this on a plate by a Canadian lizard a couple of years ago (she kept on begging for it almost every week and would toss my salad furiously to lure me in) but I still remember when I tried it with a former salamander back in the UK and the smell of dookey was a MAJOR Turn off.

I am usually sober when I slay my creatures, drink from time to time, don't smoke or take other shyt.

Is that a drawback in giving me the gall to get into that other shyt?

I am also extremely picking about bocattin so it's pretty much just power pounding and ass slapping.

But in North America, most lizards have graduated beyond that by the time they are halfway through high school.

My question is, how do you guys deal with the smell of dookey when you pummel the tradesman's entrance?
How do you deal with the pong of fish (slight or major) when you bo?

Or are you so high/drunk that you don't give a fcuk?

Cheers,

If you are not into it, then I guess you are just... not into it.

There will -always- be some smell of dookey when you go that way, and you might see a bit of brown... that's why using a condom for anal is even more important... there are some girls that just don't hold it that good, if you know what I mean.

The thing is, I am sooo horny about anal that to me, the things you stated are just a minor problem I don't really mind, as I have such a huge turn on when exploring different entrances anyway, to the point I am just so carried away that I don't have time to smell any dookey.

I mean, if you don't get that much turned on, why bother? That might not be your thing, and there is nothing wrong with that.

Post: #12

This is something I've been wanting to ask for a while myself. I read a lot from guys on here and other places where they really non-chalantly talk about sticking a finger or a tongue in a girls ass. How do you know you're not in for some kind of devilish surprise? I've never gone the backdoor route with a girl, yet, but I've been curious but the same worries Moma brought up have stopped me. What about simply discussing it with her, see if she's game, and let her know you wanna play around, let her know so that she can take the necessary steps to clean what needs cleaned.

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Post: #13

(09-05-2011 04:35 PM)Chad Daring Wrote:  This is something I've been wanting to ask for a while myself. I read a lot from guys on here and other places where they really non-chalantly talk about sticking a finger or a tongue in a girls ass. How do you know you're not in for some kind of devilish surprise? I've never gone the backdoor route with a girl, yet, but I've been curious but the same worries Moma brought up have stopped me. What about simply discussing it with her, see if she's game, and let her know you wanna play around, let her know so that she can take the necessary steps to clean what needs cleaned.

I think its a thing where you just have to want to real bad.
I know a girl who can't get off unless she has something stuck in her ass whether it be a toothbrush or the tv remote.
If it's not something thats just in your blood then stay away from it.
A 'nice' girl will know to have the ass sparkly clean if she come over while ragging.
I've never had a problem with it. The nose knows I guess so follow your instinks.lol

Post: #14

That makes sense. Its never been something I've been gunning for (joke in there somewhere) I suppose sooner or later I'll find a girl who's all about it and will come to me with it ready , eager, and clean.

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Post: #15

(09-04-2011 04:07 PM)houston Wrote:  Do I need to go to Brazil to find the coca cola bottle bodies like this? Skinny with a nice bubble ass

That's Ines Sainz, she's Mexican.

Post: #16

(09-03-2011 11:31 AM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  I'm doing rape game with this 20y. Spanish girl i'm staying at. She absolutely loves and can't get enough of it but personally i get a bit tired of slapping her in the face and choking her.
I think i did all freaky stuff there is to do in sex so far. I always say ; try everything and skip on the things you don't like later

Sounds exciting but at the same time I worry if you do that too much with a girl she won't or can't like vanilla cuddly sex anymore.

Shit, psychopathic perverts need nurturing too.

How did you get clued she wanted it that way?