Post: #26

(09-06-2011 03:08 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  I've been running this routine for years, and it works. I buy interesting ingredients and dress well in the store. This get a response like:

"Wow, something looks good for dinner"
------or--------
"Whatcha making?"

Me: Paella, a popular dish I learned to make in Spain.
Her: Oh, you've been to Spain?
Me: Si, Senorita.

Then go on with an exotic story. Always pay w/ your card, and when signing the receipt, add your number below. Then say, "call me when your hungry".

Yes, I use this same routine. I like to write my number on the receipt also or tell them to write theirs on the receipt.

I often say..."Text me later"

Post: #27

I always put pigs feet in the buggy, if available. The girls will almost always stop and look at them w/ disgust. Then I say:

Me: I use those to make tracks in the neighbors yard, then tell their kids Satyrs run around at night looking for small children to kidnap. It keeps the neighborhood quiet.
Her: OMG, no you don't.
Me: Naw, I really use those to make a specific regional dish I learned in Cuba. It's a delicacy.
Her: Wow, you've been to Cuba? I thought it was illegal for Americans to go there.
Me: It is. I went anyway. Here's my number. I'll tell you about it later.

Chicken's feet work too. Tell her you hang them above the door to scare away Jehovah Witness's.

Post: #28

Just ask them I you want to go out on a date, like in that movie with a chiacgo boxer and his crack head brother & coach, and crazy family where the boxer asks the bar girl out. They'll sputter and probably give you a number, an it most likely won't lead to much, but why not.

Post: #29

(08-30-2011 04:46 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  Strong move from when I was a young up and coming G:

Wait till there is no one in line.

Grab a pack of Magnum condoms, roll up, slap them on the conveyor belt and say "What's up?"

Proceed as normal on The Number Crunch.

(I really should start using this one again, its been a while).

This doesn't work. I got kicked out of a Taco Bell and 2 Burger King's for trying this line.

Post: #30

(09-08-2011 11:40 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  This doesn't work. I got kicked out of a Taco Bell and 2 Burger King's for trying this line.

They sell condoms at Taco Bell now? That place has changed.

Post: #31

This thread reminds me of Fast Times at Ridgemont High where the kid in the tuxedo gets the hot girl's number working the pizza place at the mall. LOL

Post: #32

(09-08-2011 12:31 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  This thread reminds me of Fast Times at Ridgemont High where the kid in the tuxedo gets the hot girl's number working the pizza place at the mall. LOL

That kid had the right idea...

Post: #33

(09-08-2011 12:21 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(09-08-2011 11:40 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  This doesn't work. I got kicked out of a Taco Bell and 2 Burger King's for trying this line.

They sell condoms at Taco Bell now? That place has changed.

Do they still have the "Four Alarm Tacos"?

Or the "Bell Beefer"?

Post: #34

(09-08-2011 01:56 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(09-08-2011 12:21 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(09-08-2011 11:40 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  This doesn't work. I got kicked out of a Taco Bell and 2 Burger King's for trying this line.

They sell condoms at Taco Bell now? That place has changed.

Do they still have the "Four Alarm Tacos"?

Or the "Bell Beefer"?

No but they have plenty of Gorditas working there. LOL

Post: #35

(09-08-2011 01:56 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(09-08-2011 12:21 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(09-08-2011 11:40 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  This doesn't work. I got kicked out of a Taco Bell and 2 Burger King's for trying this line.

They sell condoms at Taco Bell now? That place has changed.

Do they still have the "Four Alarm Tacos"?

Or the "Bell Beefer"?

Man I ain't been to Taco Hell in forever. That stuff is dog food. When I want proper Baja or Tex Mex I cook at home.

On a serious note, I test a lot of my new material on cashiers. If it goes over well I apply to other girls, in a better pickup environment.

Post: #36

(09-08-2011 02:33 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

(09-08-2011 01:56 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(09-08-2011 12:21 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(09-08-2011 11:40 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  This doesn't work. I got kicked out of a Taco Bell and 2 Burger King's for trying this line.

They sell condoms at Taco Bell now? That place has changed.

Do they still have the "Four Alarm Tacos"?

Or the "Bell Beefer"?

Man I ain't been to Taco Hell in forever. That stuff is dog food. When I want proper Baja or Tex Mex I cook at home.

On a serious note, I test a lot of my new material on cashiers. If it goes over well I apply to other girls, in a better pickup environment.

Please share your knowledge brudda.

Post: #37

(09-08-2011 02:38 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

(09-08-2011 02:33 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

(09-08-2011 01:56 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(09-08-2011 12:21 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(09-08-2011 11:40 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  This doesn't work. I got kicked out of a Taco Bell and 2 Burger King's for trying this line.

They sell condoms at Taco Bell now? That place has changed.

Do they still have the "Four Alarm Tacos"?

Or the "Bell Beefer"?

Man I ain't been to Taco Hell in forever. That stuff is dog food. When I want proper Baja or Tex Mex I cook at home.

On a serious note, I test a lot of my new material on cashiers. If it goes over well I apply to other girls, in a better pickup environment.

Please share your knowledge brudda.

Whatcha want bro? Recipes or pickup lines?

Post: #38

(09-08-2011 02:55 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

(09-08-2011 02:38 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

(09-08-2011 02:33 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

(09-08-2011 01:56 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(09-08-2011 12:21 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  They sell condoms at Taco Bell now? That place has changed.

Do they still have the "Four Alarm Tacos"?

Or the "Bell Beefer"?

Man I ain't been to Taco Hell in forever. That stuff is dog food. When I want proper Baja or Tex Mex I cook at home.

On a serious note, I test a lot of my new material on cashiers. If it goes over well I apply to other girls, in a better pickup environment.

Please share your knowledge brudda.

Whatcha want bro? Recipes or pickup lines?

Walk us through your process beginning to end.

Picking targets, deflecting cockblocking customers and co-workers, getting numbers, banging after hours ...etc.

Post: #39

Shit. I was hoping you wanted recipes. I'm a Wayne Brady of pickup improve. Almost every approach is different. I have 3 or 4 routines I use for barmaids, but the rest is on the fly. The shitty part is, I forgot a lot of what I say. It sucks being ADHD. I need to start writing shit down.

If the place is real busy I usually pass, as it's hard to get enough time to escalate to a number. I walk with "true grit" swag, so the customers behind me aren't gonna make any verbal complaints. Still though, the girl don't want to get in trouble by bullshitting when customers are waiting. It's best to go during off times. I never eat lunch at 1200 hrs. Try swooping at 1400 hrs. Less customers.

If a girl has obvious bitch shields I use shock and awe, which is a cornerstone of my game.

Her: What can I get for you?
Me: Oh, nothing, I'm just casing the joint.

--------or-----------
Her: What can I get for you?
Me: Nothing. My friend ate here last week and died.
Her: No way!
Me: Well, he died from and aneurism, but you never know.
Her: You're crazy!
Me: Wow, crazy is Polish neighbors middle name. What are you doing later?

I never go for her number, unless there is huge IOI's. If they lean over the counter you are in. Otherwise, I write my number on the receipt or pass a business card discretely. Yeah, it gives them time to rethink and not call, but it is what it is.

Another poster mentioned going low and slow. This is how I usually end up getting the bang. After 2 or 3 visits the girl gets familiar, especially when you say shit that she will remember. I would rather hold off on the number when my chances are better.

Post: #40

Mcdonalds..Yo gurl let me git a dubblecheeze and fry..... all ite..all ite.. how bout you let me git yo Mcdigletts
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Post: #41

(08-30-2011 08:06 PM)houston Wrote:  I always go in quick at the end of our transaction. She might get embarassed if you start holding the line up and people notice what you're up to.

"You forgot part of my order."
"What?"
"Your number"

I like this line too. Nicked.

Post: #42

(09-08-2011 03:49 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Mcdonalds..Yo gurl let me git a dubblecheeze and fry..... all ite..all ite.. how bout you let me git yo Mcdigits

McDonalds-

Her: What can I get for you today?
Me: A double whopper w/ cheese.
Her: Um, sir we don't have those.
Me: What kind of place is this? You think they deliver?

Burger King-

Her: What can I get for you today?
Me: I'll take a double whopper..no cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo, or meat.
Her: That only leaves the bun. Are you serious?
Me: My ex said I was fat. It gave me a complex.
Her: Well, you're certainly not fat.
Me: Really? You think I can afford to eat the whole burger?
Her I think you'll be alright.
Me: Ok. I'll only order it though if you give me your number. Will you will love me even if I'm fat?

Post: #43

(09-08-2011 02:33 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

(09-08-2011 01:56 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(09-08-2011 12:21 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(09-08-2011 11:40 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  This doesn't work. I got kicked out of a Taco Bell and 2 Burger King's for trying this line.

They sell condoms at Taco Bell now? That place has changed.

Do they still have the "Four Alarm Tacos"?

Or the "Bell Beefer"?

Man I ain't been to Taco Hell in forever. That stuff is dog food. When I want proper Baja or Tex Mex I cook at home.

On a serious note, I test a lot of my new material on cashiers. If it goes over well I apply to other girls, in a better pickup environment.

I was joking.

I am not even sure the "Bell Beefer" ever existed.

Post: #44

(09-08-2011 04:06 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(09-08-2011 02:33 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

(09-08-2011 01:56 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(09-08-2011 12:21 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(09-08-2011 11:40 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  This doesn't work. I got kicked out of a Taco Bell and 2 Burger King's for trying this line.

They sell condoms at Taco Bell now? That place has changed.

Do they still have the "Four Alarm Tacos"?

Or the "Bell Beefer"?

Man I ain't been to Taco Hell in forever. That stuff is dog food. When I want proper Baja or Tex Mex I cook at home.

On a serious note, I test a lot of my new material on cashiers. If it goes over well I apply to other girls, in a better pickup environment.

I was joking.

I am not even sure the "Bell Beefer" ever existed.

it did exist. It was like a Mexican sloppy Joe.

Post: #45

(09-08-2011 03:49 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Mcdonalds..Yo gurl let me git a dubblecheeze and fry..... all ite..all ite.. how bout you let me git yo Mcdigletts

LOL @ Mcdigletts

Post: #46

(09-08-2011 03:49 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Mcdonalds..Yo gurl let me git a dubblecheeze and fry..... all ite..all ite.. how bout you let me git yo Mcdigletts

I think ole Ron Mc D has better game than I do.

Post: #47

Well, he is dressed like the typical PUA.

Post: #48

(09-23-2011 09:22 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  Well, he is dressed like the typical PUA.

LOL! Also note his alpha posture.

Post: #49

(09-23-2011 10:37 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(09-23-2011 09:22 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  Well, he is dressed like the typical PUA.

LOL! Also note his alpha posture.

Who says Gingers have no game? LOL

Post: #50

"Her: Hello, how are you?
Me: OUTSTANDING (say it like you mean it)"

I cribbed a similar bit from Tom Leykis, when ANYBODY asks me how I'm doing I say "I'm doing great!" in a bemused tone (don't act too excited). It's gotten a few cashiers to smile for sure.

Call it psychobabble, but I find saying it all the time actually helps me feel better.