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I've been doing some landscaping in the heat over the last few days and went to grab some beer mid-afternoon. Among the camouflage and Dale Jr. signs I saw the light version of this gem in the cooler at the local gas station. It brought back some good memories of the pin up calendars in my grandfathers garage so I grabbed a case. With the faggotry writing style of the following article aside, I'm a fan of the product.



http://www.maxim.com/news/old-milwaukee-...ans-2017-4

Quote:Here's The First Look at Old Milwaukee's New Pin-Up Girl Beer Cans


Old Milwaukee is paying tribute to the sexy pin-up girls of yesteryear, and Maxim has your exclusive first look at the brand's new retro-cool cans.

The eye-catching label will emblazon cans of Old Milwaukee Lager, Old Milwaukee Light, and yes, Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic across the country beginning this month.




The "Stars & Stripes" design is just the first in a series of retro reboots. A pin-up-themed nod to hunting and the outdoors from the Wisconsin-based brewery will roll-out next in September.

Now before you parrot the same old crap about domestic light beers being watery, or flavorless or whatever the trendy jab is now a days, stop. I shoveled 12,000 lbs of river rock over the last few days in 90 degree heat. Try drinking a few cases of sugary IPAs over three days of manual labor and let me know what happens. You light beer haters and pretensions prisses are doing to beer what women and Starbucks did to coffee

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I almost forgot the most important question.

WYB this bitch on the cans?









How about the marketing manager at Old Swill?

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(05-16-2017 11:09 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:  I almost forgot the most important question.

WYB this bitch on the cans?

Quote:How about the marketing manager at Old Swill?

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I drink Bud Light by the case sometimes, especially during football season.

That said, I see your beer and raise you this. Southern Star Bombshell Blonde Ale.



Best beer with a old school pinup on it in the world. Still light enough to drink a case of it without passing out in the sun too.

Made in Texas too.

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(05-17-2017 05:57 AM)Hypno Wrote:  

Photoshopped bottles. 5/10 WND.

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(05-16-2017 11:09 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:  I almost forgot the most important question.

WYB this bitch on the cans?









How about the marketing manager at Old Swill?

WB can girl

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Amen.

I hate the hip new trend of bitter-ass craft beers personally. Shit tastes like soapy water and is too expensive. If I want to drink something with higher alcohol content that doesn't go down so easy I'll drink bourbon.

WB all females in this thread.

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Now that's the way to handicraft an alliterative thread title. Don't feel like you have to limit the whole title to words with one letter, or it can get awkward and lose meaning. Makes you work a bit to figure out the meaning, and want to read the thread. Delivers in the end.

Also, it makes McMahon's ghost smile down from wherever he now resides in the forum afterlife.